A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with
another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent
u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes
just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me
back (Chairman)
A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u
am married (Jane)
3..Don't dare call me again, cheat
(Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be
a story telling event like the last 3
months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money
for d NECO form (Junior bros)
6..My pickin, you dey? Abeg send chop
money quick, hunger wan finish us here
o (Mama)
7.. I dey hospital, pls send d
N120,000 quick quick for d appendix
operation or u can keep and use it for
my burial (Papa)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks
(Neighbour's daughter)

just as dry as d poster