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England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 9:39pm On Dec 05, 2007
After England football team lost their match against Croatian couple of weeks ago, the police found a dead body in a river. It had the England shirt, a woman's knickers, a net stocking, something dangling in its arse.

The police removed the shirt from the body to save the family any embarrassment.
Re: England Shirt by Migines(m): 10:26pm On Dec 05, 2007
Wtf?
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 11:00pm On Dec 05, 2007
you are too thick to understand
Re: England Shirt by Migines(m): 7:41am On Dec 06, 2007
And wat culd ur jobless a$$ mean by that?
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 9:54pm On Dec 06, 2007
why everything is going over your head?
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 10:24pm On Dec 06, 2007
@A, d.ick, wtf are u trying to say.
Re: England Shirt by lekki2004(m): 8:25am On Dec 10, 2007
sumbudy shuld xplain
Re: England Shirt by Phiniter(m): 10:51am On Dec 10, 2007
this guy is getting insane

you've been visinting those unilag gals, you no know say na them them build psychatry for, for yaba abi? you don see weting you do yourself??
Re: England Shirt by ndumart: 8:48pm On Dec 10, 2007
Guess someone needs help
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 10:17pm On Dec 10, 2007
who needs some help? why people cant understand simple english?
Re: England Shirt by tjtj1(m): 10:22pm On Dec 10, 2007
aiight wat he was tryin to say is that, wat was it again? i 4got wat the joke was all about
Re: England Shirt by tjtj1(m): 10:23pm On Dec 10, 2007
aiight wat he was tryin to say is that, wat was it again? i 4got wat the joke was all about
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 10:56pm On Dec 10, 2007
The joke is stale 2 d core.
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 11:04pm On Dec 10, 2007
Why then trying to understand it< thick as dead.
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 11:09pm On Dec 10, 2007
Hey i hope u know its stale.
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 11:22pm On Dec 10, 2007
I can believe you that you are your own world. You dont know whats happening outside your world. May what I am telling you would be difficult for you to understand.
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 11:41pm On Dec 10, 2007
Dont move anything to my signature.
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 12:09am On Dec 11, 2007
take it easy bro. it is only fun.
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 12:21am On Dec 11, 2007
U're d one taking it hard on ya self.
Re: England Shirt by tjtj1(m): 12:26am On Dec 11, 2007
he said *i own my world* not * i am my own world* anyway, stop arguing adick and tt. i unde3rstand the joke. wat he was tryin to say is that since england lost to croatia, the family of the dead person felt embarassed to see england's jersey on the dead person's body, in irony instead of them tryin to feel bad bout their dead, they were embarassed bout the england's jersey. Am i repeatin ma self? Sigh
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 12:30am On Dec 11, 2007
Yeah!, it's still stale.
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 12:46am On Dec 11, 2007
Thank GOD i'm not the only one noticing.
Re: England Shirt by tjtj1(m): 12:49am On Dec 11, 2007
Dont hurt his feelings, y'all were jokin intil he took it to the nxt level
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 12:52am On Dec 11, 2007
He did, i didn't.
Re: England Shirt by tjtj1(m): 1:11am On Dec 11, 2007
yo u got msn?
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 1:15am On Dec 11, 2007
I've got msn, but cant hv a chat wit u rite nw, im using my phone.
Bye see u tommorow.
Re: England Shirt by Nobody: 1:24am On Dec 11, 2007
Seun .:

This joke is too stale.
tope_teadr:

Yeah!, it's still stale.
LMAO. . . .you guys are too funny
Re: England Shirt by Uzzyan: 1:29am On Dec 11, 2007
horrible if not for tj intervention i would have bin lost as every other person
Re: England Shirt by Uzzyan: 1:30am On Dec 11, 2007
meant tj's intervention
Re: England Shirt by topeteadr(m): 9:22am On Dec 11, 2007
I said it, the joke is fcu!<ing stale.
Wonder where @poster came 4rm.
Re: England Shirt by clemcykul(f): 3:28pm On Dec 11, 2007
from sudan ;d
Re: England Shirt by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 5:53pm On Dec 11, 2007
talkin abot sudan, I have renamed myself 'mahmood' in retaliation of the recent happenings and I give myself 40 strokes everynite in protest.

Only clever people can work out wot I am takin about.

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