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Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 9:18pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
President Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient and smooth government? Are there, any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took , a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please , send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this qst pls. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his vice president the same question. "Sambo, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure" said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, one night, he ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me!" Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent people around me! You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair!!!! |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Ajibel(m): 9:23pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
laffing through my arze joke rating 5% |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Yorisb: 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Lol. U try sha @OP 2% |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by StudioCFR(m): 9:34pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Seeing it before. . . . But i fit donate laughter |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by lilkech(m): 10:08pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
bougee na wah ohh , na HP abi Cannon Laser Photocopier you get? |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 10:14pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Lilkech. Meaning i copied it from u or what huh? |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Yorisb: 10:18pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
^^ No mind 'am jare! BTW, who's the girl sitting in the pix? |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 10:26pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
Studio CFR:point of correction, it is 'seen it before' not 'seeing it before'. K? @ajibel. at least it made u laugh, even though it was tru your arsse. :-/ |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 10:32pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
@Yorisb. Why u asking? Does she look familiar? Or u want a wife? Anyway a friend's friend. |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Yorisb: 10:36pm On Nov 17, 2011 |
booqee: Erm. . .the road too far, seemingly! |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by StudioCFR(m): 5:55am On Nov 18, 2011 |
booqee: I think sey u go school Mtchew |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Ajibel(m): 7:43am On Nov 18, 2011 |
laffing through my arse means i farted instead of laffing, get that |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 8:01am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Ajibel: |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 8:08am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Ajibel:sharraaaapp! U laffing thru ur arse means u (ajibel) are abnormal. Everybody laffs thru their mouth, but u ajibel laffs thru ur arse and farts thru ur mouth! What kinda abnormal being u are?! Gosh. |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by kellynoah: 8:19am On Nov 18, 2011 |
if I talk now some demons will open their so call mouth, just within 12 hours more than 10 follow follow dong copy and paste dis same joke, hw could dis be funny when u see it everywhere. |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by StudioCFR(m): 8:26am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Hehehehehehe tis even on facebook and twitter I thank God for Originality |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 8:47am On Nov 18, 2011 |
Pssst. . . .oshi |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:02am On Nov 18, 2011 |
This joke is interesting. Nice one booqee |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Ajibel(m): 9:22am On Nov 18, 2011 |
booqee: *faints and enters coma* |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by diva4evayu: 12:13pm On Nov 18, 2011 |
Bo u r good |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 9:32pm On Nov 18, 2011 |
somebody show me the dust-bin~ |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Airforce1(m): 5:37am On Nov 19, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 8:06am On Nov 19, 2011 |
Jackpot stop lookin for my trouble pls. U alays want to luk for ways to annoy me. |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 8:12am On Nov 19, 2011 |
Jackpot don't look for my trouble pls. U're always lukn ways to annoy me. :e |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by StudioCFR(m): 8:34am On Nov 19, 2011 |
Airforce1: abeg my broda. . . Stay outter dis damnn thread please i beg u. . . Reasonz cuz the OP is a bigot . . I dont want her to insult u |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 3:41pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Studio CFR:i swear i dunno what to say to u. U go just dey beef me for no reason. And i'm very certain u just heard d word 'bigot' and u're so eager to use it(on me for dat matter . .mtcheww). Anyway u dint even use it in d right context. Just come to me and beg me, and i'll teach u clean, fluent, and correct queen's english and how to use it. At least u'll have something to do rather dan tarnishing pple's image up and down. @airforce. Don't give ears to him. U should know studio by now. |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 7:28pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
booqee:boogey, make me laugh pls i'm begging you. :eis that a smiley too? Lol |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
i swear u be mumu, does dat look lyk a smiley to u?? Isn't dat a mistake. Olodo oshi. And where've u bin all dis while? |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 9:29pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
^ As if you care~ Lol. BTW, why the cursing? Have you forgotten that i'm dangerous? Do you want me to order your braests to sag while you sleep? |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
Abeg gerrout joor, u dis dirty ifa priest. And who cares bout u huh, i only asked cos i was hopin u've been banned permanently for life from nl. . .at least i'd get some peace. |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 11:13pm On Nov 19, 2011 |
booqee, don't you dare! |
Re: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by StudioCFR(m): 12:27am On Nov 20, 2011 |
booqee: lousy booogee me no fit beef u. . . I dey beef better people and dem dey beef me too u don remind me of one oloshi boy wey sey i dey always beef am here. . But not true. . I like everybody i dont beef |
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