Just got a call that Mrs. Bin dropped a letter for application for a servant at my home. Please for those who don't know here, here's your opportunity. For more proof, ask for her photo privately(This is real, I swear).

"An apprication to be jour serfant.

Here is the summarly of my cfi.

My name is Ekaette my inklish name is Yulet(Juliet). Ah yam flom Ibiaku Ntok Okpo in Akwa Ibom stead(state). I blought up in Ayekunle den we relogate to Jaba @ Lakos. Ah yam a fery vunny and hadt worging kirl, my hoppies are picking snail and planting casafa. I know how to dance asonto and etighi. ...My best musician is yokodo. I can sing tiwa safage and ron yassi. I have a strong glush on marfin regord. I like gooking, gleaning and washzing. Oka mma Abassi ur rife will nefa lemain d same if u emproy me. I will even help madam satisvy jou when she is tiredt if jou think ah yam lie to you, Oka ko to my fillage and axe of Ekibaby alias Yulet d Kurimakpa baby.

Jours faitfully, Ekibaby alias Yulet"

Once I get the original one scanned, I'll upload it.

"No offends prease"

eke, worlahi you will hear from my lawyers

hehehehe...

Seen dis before!

bin gbagbo: eke, worlahi you will hear from my lawyers

Gambari, who cares anyways?

booqee: Seen dis before!

And so fu<keen what?