To whom it may please,
For your information and necessary action:
I, Simon Castor Andal, am a changed man. I've been born again. I hereby renounce atheism, I-too-know-ism, and homosexuality. Homosexuality is a sin. It's an aberration, a perversion of the highest order.
I hereby embrace Christianity and all it's added bonuses eg. Throwing of stones; buying, killing and selling slaves at whim; plundering of villages and killing of children for the "sins" of their father and their father before them; busy-body-ism and conversion into a human .rar file of hate.
I embrace looking the other way whenever I see grammatically erroneous writings, even at the cost of the writer's GPA.
I embrace heterosexuality, with it's accompanied "blessings" such as female genital fluids (eewww); pregnancy (double eewww); marriage role models like Kim Kardashian.
Please note and inform appropriate authorities.

So you are actually gay? I thought you were just joking when you said it.

when you say female core fluids. care to expand on that

@ OP,
You you have to do now is start studying the word of God and take it slowly and gently. God will begin to unfold His truth to you. Forget your past life and never return to it anymore even though the devil will try to come after you again. God bless you. Welcome to the fold of our dear God.

buzugee: when you say female core fluids. care to expand on that

female g[i]e[/i]nital fluids=female core fluids

Courtesy Seun's filter.

fellis:
female g[i]e[/i]nital fluids=female core fluids

Courtesy Seun's filter.

why the long face

SimonAndal: To whom it may please,
For your information and necessary action:
I, Simon Castor Andal, am a changed man. I've been born again. I hereby renounce atheism, I-too-know-ism, and homosexuality. Homosexuality is a sin. It's an aberration, a perversion of the highest order.
I hereby embrace Christianity and all it's added bonuses eg. Throwing of stones; buying, killing and selling slaves at whim; plundering of villages and killing of children for the "sins" of their father and their father before them; busy-body-ism and conversion into a human .rar file of hate.
I embrace looking the other way whenever I see grammatically erroneous writings, even at the cost of the writer's GPA.
I embrace heterosexuality, with it's accompanied "blessings" such as female genital fluids (eewww); pregnancy (double eewww); marriage role models like Kim Kardashian.
Please note and inform appropriate authorities.

lolololololol


LMAO

buzugee: why the long face

No reason. . . . .

fellis: No reason. . . . .

lol ok ooooooo

Goshen360: @ OP,
You you have to do now is start studying the word of God and take it slowly and gently. God will begin to unfold His truth to you. Forget your past life and never return to it anymore even though the devil will try to come after you again. God bless you. Welcome to the fold of our dear God.

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Huh? You do know I'm joking, right? I mean seeing as I posted this in the joke section and all that. Really? Not a clue? You must be a spawn of GEJ. Master clueless himself.

SimonAndal is a joker! His posts kills me. Eya, Naijas wont get his sense of humour in a long shot...

SimonAndal: To whom it may please,
For your information and necessary action:
I, Simon Castor Andal, am a changed man. I've been born again. I hereby renounce atheism, I-too-know-ism, and homosexuality. Homosexuality is a sin. It's an aberration, a perversion of the highest order.
I hereby embrace Christianity and all it's added bonuses eg. Throwing of stones; buying, killing and selling slaves at whim; plundering of villages and killing of children for the "sins" of their father and their father before them; busy-body-ism and conversion into a human .rar file of hate.
I embrace looking the other way whenever I see grammatically erroneous writings, even at the cost of the writer's GPA.
I embrace heterosexuality, with it's accompanied "blessings" such as female genital fluids (eewww); pregnancy (double eewww); marriage role models like Kim Kardashian.
Please note and inform appropriate authorities.

öne by one, they wil come bak to GoD

I guess this is tongue-in-cheek, right
C'mon we're not that bad...Kim Kardashian, marriage role model, ke? U must be kiddin!!!

SimonAndal:
To Whom It May Concern:

I, Simon Ivan Andal, formerly Castor, formerly Luciferus, hereby renounce wänkîng. It is a sin, against the tennets of humanity and Nigerian beliefs (hypocritical, though, it might be).

I hereby embrace räpè and non-consensual sèxûal întèrcoursè. Yay!

Dude, I rather go to hell(if it exists) than to stop wäñkïñg.

SimonAndal: To whom it may please,
For your information and necessary action:
I, Simon Castor Andal, am a changed man. I've been born again. I hereby renounce atheism, I-too-know-ism, and homosexuality. Homosexuality is a sin. It's an aberration, a perversion of the highest order.
I hereby embrace Christianity and all it's added bonuses eg. Throwing of stones; buying, killing and selling slaves at whim; plundering of villages and killing of children for the "sins" of their father and their father before them; busy-body-ism and conversion into a human .rar file of hate.
I embrace looking the other way whenever I see grammatically erroneous writings, even at the cost of the writer's GPA.
I embrace heterosexuality, with it's accompanied "blessings" such as female genital fluids (eewww); pregnancy (double eewww); marriage role models like Kim Kardashian.
Please note and inform appropriate authorities.

You are a joker.

Austeenxx:

Dude, I rather go to hell(if it exists) than to stop wäñkïñg.

_

I know, right? Have you ever wanked with somebody else before? I heard it's hot but I haven't done it.