awon boiz:

@almondjoy

so u de there?
sorry o, u still de work?
which levels

happy holidays

almondjoy:

Tell me about it!  You know they only have Argos there for some meaningful shopping.  Anytime my sublings come over here, they spend a whole week at "Walmart" or "Costcos"--not sleeping or taking a bath!   They shop and shop and shop.  Just Walmart oh?  I cannot dare take them to the Outlet malls for fear that they might have seizures. They will just go mad!  Infact I have to always rent them a coporate apartment/with taxi to shuttle them around, so they can be offloading their rubbish till they live--not to dirty ma house with all the junk they accumulate.  Come see them for international airport with excess luggage of junk.  From spoon to cooking pots--them go buy am!  Poor people.  

When I go to UK--I do not even shop there.  Look at one made in China look alike dress--they will tell you 100 pounds=$200 dollars.  

Go to the grocery stores--you cannot even buy milk or sausages.  Everything tastes funny.  In your life do not even try to eat "Chinese food"!  You will just die!!!  Infact, just forget any kind of restuarant--no only tea you go recognize!

Gosh what a place!!!!

I-man:

God Save The Queen!         

E-baby:

lol u sounded like my mom,she told them the same thing that they should pack their things to the garage because she got no time for vacuuming and cleaning the house

The shopping part is 100% true, when my mom cousin along with her family, they shop tire, she will wake up very early like 9am for shopping, In fact she bought some matching jeans and jacket to sell in London, I had to ask her don't tell have those type of clothing up there, she said Nope.

LOL have u every seen their gowns, it looks something they will wear in the 18cenutury.

There was this particular time when a family bought me a grown from London, then around 10yrs old, even at that age i knew what fashion was, i gave the dress to our housemaid.

almondjoy:

For what? She should have died 50 years ago! She is still going straight to hell for all the colonies she has stolen! Old timber-legged Cargo of a transgendered!

I-man:

Abeg,I prefer Queen Eliza to George Bush!I sure say Americans even prefer Eliza to Bush

I-man:

@almondjoy

So you are basically telling us that Yanks are ignorant!No surprise there

Have they started allowing you sit in front of the bus?

God Save The Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!

E-baby:

lol u sounded like my mom,she told them the same thing that they should pack their things to the garage because she got no time for vacuuming and cleaning the house

The shopping part is 100% true, when my mom cousin along with her family, they shop tire, she will wake up very early like 9am for shopping, In fact she bought some matching jeans and jacket to sell in London, I had to ask her don't tell have those type of clothing up there, she said Nope.

LOL have u every seen their gowns, it looks something they will wear in the 18cenutury.

There was this particular time when a family bought me a grown from London, then around 10yrs old, even at that age i knew what fashion was, i gave the dress to our housemaid.

almondjoy:

For what?  She should have died 50 years ago! She is still going straight to hell for all the colonies she has stolen!  Old timber-legged Cargo of a transgendered!


W-H-A-T!!! I only let them come and visit me on Sundays oh--for like only 2 hours to take pictures! AND THAT IS IT!!!! Half of the time I cannot even understand what the hell their kids are saying.  Just a bunch of gutteral "cockney" garbage!  One visit and that was it.  I never let them stay in ma house.  Lai Lai! Dem go just dirty the whole place with nonsense.  Like say my house na grafitti zone! You will be forced to re-paint your whole house--including the exterior.  You will call plumber every night for stuffed up commodes and blocked garbage disposal systems.  You will also fix everything in your gaddem house from washing machine to faucet heads.  Look, I say those UK relatives will force you to go bankrupt!  The oyinbo ones are no better-- hook nosed-ugly mother phockers with pimply butts! Shapeless things!  Na so so agbada and flowing gowns them dey wear!

He he he he he he he!  Your mom is very kind!  I say I prefer to rent apartment for them oh! ---Near Walmart.  One kind of extended stay pay as you go joint like this.  I gladly visit them often.  J-I-S-O-S!!! When they visit, all of them will show up like a hungry army!--Take them to an all you can eat joint.  My dear--the managers will call police for you.  These peeps will eat the whole place clean and still refuse to leave.  Come dey prize the food on top.  Like "buffet" price is not fixed?

I say those UK people na wah!  Even people from Mexico open eye pass them!  Very Bush people!  Don't even talk of Fashion. See clothes that Mama Charlie wears?---P-I-E-C-E-S!!!! Till today--We cannot make "Fergie" walk in high heels.  Na so so stumble she dey stumble.  Bush people!!!

E-baby:

@ almondjoy

ROTFLMAFO  
Yes oh, my mom is too kind, she makes everyone feel at home , but at the end of the day we have to clean the house after them

I like the way they speak but the only problem is I don’t understand 95% of what's they are said, since their tongue are all twisted.

EloSela:





Please! Don't even go there. Everyone knows that you American women can not dress to save $hit! Yeah you can do hair and make-up well but when it comes to clothes you guys don't have a clue!


Just because your people bought you a dodgy night gown?!!, your funny!!! And someone took some jeans to sell you are implying that such things can't be got in London. Don't embarrass yourself by thinking that they can not be gotten in the Uk. Your aunty probably sold those dud jeans to her ghetto friends, The only reason Brits come to America and go crazy with the shopping is because the pound is kicking the dollar's ass now something silly. Besides that it is FUN to travel; no-one is doing it out of necessity. I know it is a hard concept for many Americans to gage because it is only once in while that many of you get a chance to explore outside of hicksville but you should try it sometime. Just don't come to London, no more moany cows needed please

I-man:

@Elo Sela

No mind them Obese Yanks know anything about fashion? They are too fat to get into any decent clothes. If something bad happens to them,they don't have free health care

@almondjoy

Obama is going no where!You guys should thank Caucasians they now allow you to sit in front of the bus with them.It took you a hundred years to achieve that.

God Save The Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

almondjoy:

Not to talk of all the cavities and rotten bad teeth sticking out of their thick swollen frost bitten lips like giraffes! --Bounty hunters will soon start kidnapping them--thinking they have "ivory" tusks like those of elephants--with their yellow teeth--from too much palm oil! Dental care is unheard of!  Talk about gum disease! Ta! Anytime they brush, they always bleed!  Please no one should kiss any one for the UK, unless you wanno catch some AIDS!

E-baby:

Please define the word Ghetto to me , since your mouth seem to be jumping around like you got hot food in it.
Open your eyes well oh, don't you every in your fucking life disrespect mine people, who the mess are you to call disrespect my aunty.

Omo na Nland give you mouth talk oh, are you high or what, ghetto friends  , look at the lowlife idiot calling people ghetto, stay off that cheap crack sogbo

Wait a minute are you the only one abroad, you think anyone give a rattling ass where you from, or if you are Britain born .

Have you ever been outside Naija sef, in fact am sure you have never been inside a plan before


When next you want to rain insult on people, look before doing it because next time you will not get off easy.!!!!!!!!!!!!foolish thing!!!!!!!!!!!!UK ko Uk ni, abge stop lying you live in Sabo under the bridge

almondjoy:


he he he he he he he he!

I say na die! Take no hostages I say--her mouth too sharp!

EloSela:

@I-man

Innit don't mind that Olodobytch! If you go Texas where a lot of Nigerians are located you will see some humongous ones, huge gi-normous dirty obese bytches who can't get out the house!
There was one story I heard about where a[b] fat bytch [/b] spent a whole 10 years lying on a couch and when they moved her the poor cow died! She had spent all those years on that couch menstruating, shitting and pissing. I really didn't realize that people could get that big and they want to talk about fashion?? It isn't unusual to see a 20 year old in America who looks like she is pushing 40 due to the way she dresses.

Please don't get me started on those one we saw during the Katrina scandal. The ones that the helicopters had to leave behind because the rope that had been used to lift the previous fat bytch had snapped!

How will you feel if some called you mother Olodobytch, you have no home training!!!!!!!!!!

See this yeye girl, abeg pic your pic, ugly ass motherfucker

Jackal:

@ I-man,

I concur, son.
America is the shittiest place one can stay.
Gosh . . . . . I was there for 11 months and what i witnessed was sordid and grotesque.
Big ups to the United Kingdom . . . . . . . .We have a better suffering index than the Americans.

Do u know if u don't have their health insurance in America . . . .You are dead meat if u fall sick.
Whereas in the UK . . . .NHS is free from cradle to grave irrespective of sex, race and age.
What about Human Rights . . . America is like Nigeria . . . .Many states still practise DEATH SENTENCE shit.
Their cops carry guns on the streets like touts . . .terrorising the citizens that pay the taxes for their wages.
[b]DRUGS is killing their youths and the whole system is just fuckery. . . . .I can go ON and ON.[/b]I will rather stay in the UK than the US . . . . America is HELL.

EloSela:

@I-man

Innit don't mind that Olodobytch! If you go Texas where a lot of Nigerians are located you will  see some humongous ones, huge gi-normous dirty obese bytches who can't get out the house!
There was one story I heard about where a fat bytch spent a whole 10 years lying on a couch and when they moved her the poor cow died!  She had spent all those years  on that couch menstruating, shitting and pissing. I really didn't realize that people could get that big and they want to talk about fashion??  It isn't unusual to see a 20 year old in America who looks like she is pushing 40 due to the way she dresses.

E-baby:

Please define the word Ghetto to me , since your mouth seem to be jumping around like you got hot food in it.
Open your eyes well oh, don't you every in your fucking life disrespect mine people, who the mess are you to call disrespect my aunty.

Omo na Nland give you mouth talk oh, are you high or what, ghetto friends , look at the lowlife idiot calling people ghetto, stay off that cheap crack sogbo

Wait a minute are you the only one abroad, you think anyone give a rattling ass where you from, or if you are Britain born .

Have you ever been outside Naija sef, in fact am sure you have never been inside a plan before


When next you want to rain insult on people, look before doing it because next time you will not get off easy.!!!!!!!!!!!!foolish thing!!!!!!!!!!!!UK ko Uk ni, abge stop lying you live in Sabo under the bridge

I-man:

See how them go Iraq mess up everything! Compare the South were Britain runs to Central Iraq!Basra province has a lower murder rate than the State of the Washington!

People had to send them food aid during Hurricane Katrina! Couldn't mount a bloody half-decent rescue operation In fact,the US needs to be re-colonised by the UK.The UK "gave" them independence too early

These people can't even play football!A nation that doesn't like football as its No1 sport is a nation under a divine curse!


God Save The Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EloSela:

Oooooooooooooh I am really really sacred now!

































LOL! And I am the one who is supposed to be taking things too seriously and here you are with your shit mouth talking like the fake skanky yank you are. And what?


Your aunty is GHETTO! Big time!!, How can someone buy jeans in the US and think that people are actually going to part hard earned cash to buy them in the UK. Please you need to shut the f**k up with that BS. The Bytch is as GHETTO as they come and your ass probably is too that is why you are on here bragging about it. No shame, Olodo! The simple concept of a shopping holiday is lost on your dumbass isn't it? That is why you are here making mouth with Olodobytch like the backward skanks that you both are. I bet the jeans your GHETTO aunty bought were one of those that had different patterned material on them with the matching jacket, Hilarious.

Shebi you get mouth? Oya do you worst little girl.

No take um serious sha, na play I de follow you play