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Romance › This Is an Analogy Of Today’s Women by 99thEnemy(op): 12:09pm On Sep 12, 2024*

A guy wakes up in the morning, then he gets a text:

“Good morning handsome, I would love to get breakfast with you, all breakfast on me at this spot right down the street from you”.

Then another message: “Hey there stud, I am going to the gym at 12pm, I would love to go with you. Maybe you could teach me a thing or two, I'll teach you a couple things”.

Then he gets another one: “Hey, having a penthouse party tonight, 9pm, it's gonna be great. You can network with other high status guys that we are inviting. It's gonna be great, and I have some of my girlfriends there as well, all bad peaches”.

Yet another: “Hey, what's up handsome. Just sending you some money because you are so damn good looking”.

Let's say that happens to him for 1 day. he probably would think he is the guy.

Then it happens for 2 days. He is going to think damn he is like Thor. He would feel like he is almost on God mode.

Now this happens for 7 days. Then he thinks he is damn invincible.

He literally would think he is God's gift to women If he got this type of attention and got this type of love every single day for nothing more than the fact that he exists and has a ‘PENIS’.

He would become a piece of shit person, would just sit there and be a low IQ slowpoke. Not read, not better himself , not bother being intelligent at anything.

All the above is an analogy that depicts the life of a modern day girl/woman that gets lots of attention and thinks she is super attractive.

Modified by 99thEnemy

Credit: Myron Gaines

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Romance › Re: “I Impregnate Women”: Nigerian Lady With Both Genitals Opens Up by 99thEnemy(m): 11:33am On Sep 12, 2024

Politics › Re: Marketers, Refiners Demand Total Subsidy Removal by 99thEnemy(m): 10:40am On Sep 12, 2024

Flangelo12:

Subsidy needs to be totally removed.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Turkey's Erdogan Says Russia Must Return Crimea To Ukraine. by 99thEnemy(m): 10:38am On Sep 12, 2024

Dole.

Politics › Re: Marketers, Refiners Demand Total Subsidy Removal by 99thEnemy(m): 10:36am On Sep 12, 2024*

War is yet to come.

So with this, subsidy was not totally removed. cheesy

Subsidy needs to be totally removed.

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Politics › Re: MKO Abiola's Children Accuse Kola And Wuraola Of Diverting Their Inheritance by 99thEnemy(m): 10:02am On Sep 12, 2024

Education is the only true entitlement I believe one should receive from a parent. As for spouses, I have nothing to say because I lack an understanding of polygamous culture, hence my lack of opinion.

Politics › Re: Hardship: Nigerians Now Migrating To Niger In Search Of Jobs - Jaafar Jaafar by 99thEnemy(m): 9:57am On Sep 12, 2024

CyrusVI:

Thats in the North and this Jafaru should stop making it sound like people from here are migrating en masse to go hustle in Niger

He should be smart enough to know that by percentage population, the number of wanderers that left here to there should be 0.1%... very insignificant

They can come back in 2031 when a Northerner ascends the throne again. but why person go go Niger

The majority who left Nigeria to Niger only returned to their home country.

Celebrities › Re: I Attempted Suicide Because Of A Motivational Speaker – Warri Pikin by 99thEnemy(m): 9:50am On Sep 12, 2024

Antoeni:
Mumu Please Try Again.
You Reach This One ?

Do you think she almost did so because of body weight?

The weight mentioned in the article was used in a figurative sense (figure of speech) and not literal.

You can as well drink sniper if you get provoked about me pointing out you lack knowledge on the basic vocabulary you should have learnt and be conversant with during the primary stage of your education.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by 99thEnemy(m): 10:29pm On Sep 11, 2024

Damian911:
Lol at least White Americans made it what it is today the land is merely provided by natives. Only recent immigrants of Indians and Asians and new immigrants of African descent are the fake as* immigrants and they deserve to be f****** kicked out of the US

Know this and know peace

Crime › Re: Nasarawa: Man Commits Suicide After ‘Discovering Wife Was Sleeping With Friends by 99thEnemy(m): 9:41pm On Sep 11, 2024

NwaAmaikpe:

Oya! arrange epistle come back.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says Taylor Swift Will Pay A Price For Endorsing Kamala Harris by 99thEnemy(m): 8:32pm On Sep 11, 2024

Nawa4nl:
Taylor Swift is a witch
https://youtube.com/shorts/F36-zIk4Eik

We love witches. cool

Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Neighbour’s Son To Death In Lagos by 99thEnemy(m): 7:05pm On Sep 11, 2024

She will benefit from the 50% increase in feeding.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by 99thEnemy(m): 7:02pm On Sep 11, 2024

eteba:
Ten Harris can't win Trump on a debate.

I don't know about the elections proper.

Obviously, you didn’t watch it.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by 99thEnemy(m): 6:58pm On Sep 11, 2024

Damian911:
Yes go Kamala Harris go back to India fake ass refugee

Any American who is not a Native American (Navajo, Cherokee, Sioux, Apache, Iroquois, Lakota, Cheyenne) is an immigrant who became an American.

Be well informed. cool

Celebrities › Re: Tyrese Gibson Arrested Over Unpaid Child Support (Photo) by 99thEnemy(m): 5:32pm On Sep 11, 2024

Pauliaette:
Is this not DMX?

Tyrese man!

Celebrities › Re: Tyrese Gibson Arrested Over Unpaid Child Support (Photo) by 99thEnemy(m): 5:29pm On Sep 11, 2024

tishbite42:
Simp Gibson

1st marriage lasted just about 2 years.

2nd Marriage lasted just 4 years.

Both with child support issues.

1st marriage’s child support ends in a years time when his daughter turns 18

2nd marriage’s child support has 13 more years to go.

Don’t you think his ancestral village people from Africa on are on his case?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by 99thEnemy(m): 5:13pm On Sep 11, 2024*

Is that the only thing they can do?

Out of everything about the debate this is the only thing they can hold onto because they’ve got nothing else.

Very petty.

Kamala, keep doing your thing.

Go KAMALA go! cool

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Education › Re: Komolafe Foundation Graduates 1st Cohort In Digital Upskilling, Web Development by 99thEnemy(m): 2:15pm On Sep 11, 2024

Homologous:
I am sorry, and this is not to in any way discount your effort. But, what Nigeria really need to get ahead is not equipping youths with a watered down skill or a skill that is about to be phased out. Unfortunately, with these kinds of skills you've got here, they are in no way on the same level to compete on the global stage.

Teach the youths to be innovative via intensive project-based skills.

This is exactly why I’ve been laughing since I saw the thread.

Not to berate them, but this approach won’t help them advance in the web development world, as you mentioned.

They would be better off pursuing self-taught programs given the wealth of online resources available.

These cohort programs often give crash courses and graduate participants who come out thinking they have acquired the necessary skill set, whereas they are still far from the industry standard.

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Education › Re: Komolafe Foundation Graduates 1st Cohort In Digital Upskilling, Web Development by 99thEnemy(m): 2:08pm On Sep 11, 2024

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Nigeria’s Donald Trump – Tinubu's Aide, Temitope Ajayi by 99thEnemy(m): 1:38pm On Sep 11, 2024

Comparing Perter Obi to a psychopath.

lipsrsealed

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Politics › Re: I Just Bought 5 Liters Of Fuel For N10,000 Federal Government-nigerian Man Cries by 99thEnemy(m): 1:37pm On Sep 11, 2024

Things are really bad.

But if you believe he bought this from a gas station, then you are gullible.

Celebrities › Re: Fela Died Early For Not Minding His Business – Portable by 99thEnemy(m): 12:38pm On Sep 11, 2024

OboOlora:
This guy's career will end so disastrously that he will only imagine being famous in his after life.
Such a loose talker...

It won’t.

This behavior is what propelled him to limelight and is still what is keeping him afloat.

His fans need to be studied in psychology.

Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu Introduces Fuel At ₦230 Per Litre With CNG by 99thEnemy(m): 12:32pm On Sep 11, 2024

adexbols:
Hope no sabotage afterall

My brain is beginning to formulate a theory that this fuel thing going on might be a strategy to force people to embrace CNG.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris Gets Over 200+ Endorsements From Republicans by 99thEnemy(m): 12:27pm On Sep 11, 2024

Go Kamala Go! cool

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Politics › Re: Court grants 10 #EndBadGovernance Protesters #100million Bail by 99thEnemy(m): 12:27pm On Sep 11, 2024

Next time protest will be peaceful.

No destruction of properties.

Don’t be a scape goat.

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Politics › Re: Court grants 10 #EndBadGovernance Protesters #100million Bail by 99thEnemy(m): 12:26pm On Sep 11, 2024

yarimo:

Politics › Re: Telecoms Workers To Begin Nationwide Strike by 99thEnemy(m): 9:09am On Sep 11, 2024

martinsaba:
Base stations/ mast/transceivers actually drive the starlink

No!

Satellites do.

They rely solely on Low Earth Orbit satellites to provide internet coverage at high speed and low latency throughout the world where their service is available.

Foreign Affairs › Re: US To Discuss Permitting Ukraine ATACMS Strikes On Russia. by 99thEnemy(m): 9:08am On Sep 11, 2024

Botragelad:
Just a heads up for those who haven't been following, this is all happening after the US said Iran is supplying Russia with ballistic missiles.

And, by the way, the US(plus those who have been supporting Ukraine with weapons) has been a bit restrictive on how Ukraine can use their weapons to strike deep into Russia. But now that Iran and Russia have made their move, there's chat about removing those restrictions and letting Ukraine use those weapons however they like. So, watch this space, things might get interesting!

I have stocked popcorn 🍿 for this entertainment.

Unlimited entertainment to come. cheesy

Music/Radio › Re: Music Money Is Like Ritual. There Is Too Much Money In Music - Shallipopi by 99thEnemy(m): 10:55pm On Sep 10, 2024

Brendaniel:
Music money with poor financial management sometimes even makes them worse than they started.

They should always pray for grace and work on their financial management...

Did you have a discussion with Zinoloeesky of recent? grin

Health › Re: Please I'm Not Upto A Minute Man I Release Quick Immediately I Enter by 99thEnemy(m): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2024

Olachase:
Relax bro for you to cum in one minute

Means your girlfriend ToT* na sugar sugar

Meanwhile try another position like (pick that coins)

Don't forget to thank me later

This one the bring magic pun theory. grin

Omo! the reasons for premature ejaculation choke. It could be any.

OP should seek medical help, not come here to get further confused from Nairalanders opinions.

Family › Re: Should A Man Love His Wife More Than His Mom? by 99thEnemy(m): 10:22pm On Sep 10, 2024

The type of love for each of them can’t be compared. Its like comparing apples to oranges.

Y’all should use something else as a yardstick.

But verily verily I say unto y’all. A variable should never compete with a constant.

cool

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Three Men Accused Of Killing Women, Feeding Their Bodies To Pigs Appear In Court by 99thEnemy(m): 9:57pm On Sep 10, 2024

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