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CelebritiesRe: Mayowa Lambe Gives Roby Ekpo 48 Hours To Retract Claims & Pay ₦100m Damages by 99thEnemy(m): 11:27pm On Apr 23
FortCavazosKnox:
This woman is not moving with sense and tact, all the guy needs is to forward their marriage certificate to USCIS. She will be be arrested immediately then deported!
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Exactly what I thought. grin

Bigamy is a serious crime in the United States

What she did constitutes marriage fraud there.
PoliticsRe: Out Of 106 Senators, The APC Now Has 87 Senators by 99thEnemy(m): 8:05am On Apr 23
aariwa:
And I still wonder why they are afraid of a free and fair contest with another candidate?
Since 2003, has election in Nigeria ever been free and fair?
RomanceRe: Until You Are Married, You Are Single by 99thEnemy(m): 12:15pm On Apr 19
DejiPlug:
☺️
SINGLE IS SINGLE
1.We just got engaged ☺️🙄(Single)

2.I live with my boyfriend 🙄😂(Still Single)

3.We have been together for 5 years 😢😕(Super Single)

4.He has credit in my name 😂🙄☺️(Very stup!d Single)

5.I call his mother and she calls me also 😂😂(Desperat.e Single)

6.I stay at his place 😢😂(Non.sense Single)

7.He posts my pictures on social media and use my pictures as his dp 😆😅(first class idi0tic single)

8.He comes to my house everyday 😱(End of discussion single)

9.We have done introduction and my boyfriend travelled abroad 😅😆😢(living in bon.dage single)

10. All his family know I am his future wife 😂😂(you can never get sens.e in life single)

11.He has brought groceries to my family since last year (very much single)

12. All his friends call me "Our wife" (Aunty you are ex.tremely single)

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18X6tizqQ4/
(Okezie Ekugo)
Don’t be deceived pls!
"In legal definitions for interpersonal status, a person who is single is an individual not in a romantic relationship, married, or part of a civil union."
Foreign AffairsRe: Pope Leo: Woe To Those Manipulating Religion For Economic, Military & Pol Gains by 99thEnemy(m): 8:09pm On Apr 16
Yes Daddy
Yes Daddy
Yes Daddy


...
Yes Holy Father.
PoliticsRe: Northerners Drank Gutter Water Before Obi Dug Borehole For Them - Obidient by 99thEnemy(m): 7:52pm On Apr 16
dododawa1:
kwakwaso + obi




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APC IN SEVERAL PAIN
No be small SEVERAL pain
PoliticsRe: Nnewi Anambra State Third City Is Being Transformed By Gov Soludo (pictures) by 99thEnemy(m):
Kushites:
Transformed with open gutters and no sidewalks. In 2026.

No single thought for where PEDESTRIANS wil walk along your fine road.

Are pedestrians not taxpayers?

Yet the governor is supposed to be a 'Professor'.

Whtat kind of Professor builds a road with open gutters and without a single care as to where pedestrians will walk?

Just pathetic.
You must have forgotten to mention bicycle lane too.
RomanceRe: True Love In Relationships; Never Assess A Book Through Its Cover by 99thEnemy(m): 11:06am On Apr 16
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
That was when Oxford dictionary still has the true meaning of relationship.

These days, trying to woo women of this generation is the worst experience any man can ever have.

Imagine trying to create time out of your very busy schedule as a man, just to woo a woman,only for the coconut-headed entity to be giving you awkward replies angry

Just last week,I tried to play around on Facebook, chatted a young lady up,only for the female scallywag to reply me with the hungry emoji angry. Up till this very minute, I left her message unreplied , perhaps one of her male ancestor will reply her someday,but certainly not me angry

Na once I crawl go back to the arms of my ever loving banny,small small angry
Sonnobax15 Mr Banny grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Why ‘condemn Phone’ Hawkers Are Suddenly Everywhere In Nigeria(The Hidden Truth) by 99thEnemy(m): 1:02pm On Apr 08
"Buying it in a good price". grin
RomanceRe: I Will Never Check Any Girls Phone In My Life Again by 99thEnemy(m): 12:59pm On Apr 08
Richsteemit:
Everybody warn me, nairalanders warn. I was foolishly in love. all my sense don block. Until I check her phone. I swear I no fit cry. if you put Gun on my head I will never check any girl phone again in my life.. chaiiiii, im on a big trauma

This is now the beginning of my wickeness!!!!.


Thanks nairlanders for your advice, I was so stupid not to listen to una advice. Have learnt the hard way.. but aaah!!!!. undecided undecided undecided
You still don't have sense.

Imagine you ended up getting married to the creature.
Foreign AffairsRe: Harrowing Goodbye Messages Leak From Iran As Citizens Were Ordered To The Street by 99thEnemy(m): 12:52pm On Apr 08
ogascomax:
Israel has iron Dome while Iran wanted to use human Dome.
In the 'hope' of human dome preventing bombs to be dropped or missiles launched at all.
cheesy
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Appeared In Court In South Africa Over Possession Of Drugs by 99thEnemy(m): 12:52pm On Mar 27
My God!!!

Their faces look like drugs...
CelebritiesRe: Yhemolee, Lil Frosh & Oloro Drama Explained – Who Is Really Telling The Truth? by 99thEnemy(m): 12:51pm On Mar 27
Internal Affairs.

Its no big deal at all.

Internal affairs auditors should be called upon.
BusinessRe: Keke Rider Who Bought Fuel Of N5000 Made A Profit Of N50 After Doing Refill by 99thEnemy(m): 12:43pm On Mar 27
helinues:
That was just the bad day. He should tell us how much he normally make on good day

Btw, how did he exhaust N5,000 fuel. Was he just roaming around looking for passenger on a fuel he bought at expensive price.
That is the only explaination.
AgricultureRe: From One Rabbit To A Business: My Journey Into Rabbit Farming by 99thEnemy(m): 3:14pm On Mar 26
Got me thinking of how Rabbit peppersoup will taste. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Strike Kills IRGC Navy Chief, Alireza Tangsiri In Strait Of Hormuz by 99thEnemy(m): 11:49am On Mar 26
BangaRice:
One slingshot killl. RIP
A tale of David.
PoliticsRe: Three Weeks After Joining APC, Dr. Umbugadu Dumps Party, Rejoins PDP by 99thEnemy(m): 11:47am On Mar 26
Flangelo12:
They told him to go and queue.

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Nothing short of the fact. grin
CrimeRe: Bandits Attack Mararaba/masaka Near Abuja, Youths Capture One (Photo/Video) by 99thEnemy(m): 10:29am On Mar 26
Those are not bandits. Those are terrorists.
FoodRe: Nigerian Lady Left Shocked After Discovering Rat Inside Mall Meat Pie Display by 99thEnemy(m): 12:25am On Mar 26
TimiofAbuja:
Maybe it's part of display grin
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Jerry also came outing. grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Is My Preferred Candidate, Party Should Zone Ticket To The North - Momodu by 99thEnemy(m): 4:52pm On Mar 25
brain54:
Now the question is who is akitu... undecided
A fulani man.
PoliticsRe: Convention: APC Denied Us Nomination Forms After Meeting Requirements – Fubara by 99thEnemy(m): 9:40am On Mar 25
jiz:
You use Fubara for engagement
But Dagogo is also Fubara.
FamilyRe: If You've Drank From This Cup, How Old Is Your 2nd Born? by 99thEnemy(m): 12:56am On Mar 22
Wawelexy:
Even those born with silver spoon has it... Basically almost every household back then....


Some are sharp at the edge while some are blunt... If one isn't careful enough while using the sharp ones, you might have a cut on the lips...

It's a great weapon during fight (the sharp ones), those that attended public schools can relate... I get one werey senior like that for Fagba grammar school, that's his weapon, once he hold the base of that cup firmly, he's ready to confront anyone with knife, Dagger, even Cutlass... Except for gun...
Did you ever drink water from this cup when it wasn't washed properly, especially after being washed with fish utensils or oily plates? grin
CrimeRe: Eight Bandits Killed By Own IED Planted For Troops In Niger by 99thEnemy(m): 10:56pm On Mar 21
BioData45:
If they show you the barbaric things Yahwey did in old testament now, you will claim it's old testament as if Yahwey has two version. Now you're quoting same old testament.

Both Christianity and Islam shall leave our land very soon.
Christianity can leave your own personal and private land.
CrimeRe: Eight Bandits Killed By Own IED Planted For Troops In Niger by 99thEnemy(m): 9:05pm On Mar 21
Isn't God so wonderful?

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Galatians 6:7
"Do not be deceived; God is not mocked, for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap."

Psalm 7:15–16
"He makes a pit, digging it out, and falls into the hole which he has made. His mischief returns upon his own head, and on his own pate his violence descends."

Psalm 9:15–16
"The nations have sunk in the pit which they made; in the net which they hid has their own foot been caught. The Lord has made himself known, he has executed judgment; the wicked are snared in the work of their own hands."

Psalm 35:8
"Let ruin come upon them unawares! And let the net which they hid ensnare them; let them fall into it to their ruin!"

Psalm 57:6
"They set a net for my steps; my soul was bowed down. They dug a pit in my way, but they have fallen into it themselves."

Psalm 141:10
"Let the wicked together fall into their own nets, while I escape."

Proverbs 26:27
"He who digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back upon him who starts it rolling."

Proverbs 1:18–19
"But these men lie in wait for their own blood, they set a snare for their own lives. Such are the ways of all who get gain by violence; it takes away the life of its possessors."

Matthew 26:52
"Then Jesus said to him, 'Put your sword back into its place; for all who take the sword will perish by the sword.'"
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Lifts Sanctions On Iranian Oil In Effort To Stabilize Markets by 99thEnemy(m): 11:49am On Mar 21
Procashtips:
Communicate
Comprehend
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Lifts Sanctions On Iranian Oil In Effort To Stabilize Markets by 99thEnemy(m): 11:47am On Mar 21
Procashtips:
So who will release the oil for Iran?

Iran has and still selling oil irrespective of the audio oil sanction.

Make una wake up.
Did I sleep on Adam Smith's law of demand and supply and then something changed?

Or noting something of basic economics now means sleeping?
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Lifts Sanctions On Iranian Oil In Effort To Stabilize Markets by 99thEnemy(m): 9:42am On Mar 21
SpencerForbes:
Fallacy🥹😂😂 do your research, it’s actually audio money. Outside politics una no sabi economics. When 140 million barrels are released at the same time, what do you think will happen (law of demand and supply).
An excellent point to note.
TravelRe: Bus Girl Darkskinnedella Update: They Sent Thugs After Me by 99thEnemy(m): 11:40am On Mar 19
Ojagun:
Mehn...this lady is clearly addicted to attention

Look at her...she doesnt even have a forehead and she is over weight undecided

She is 99% of Nigerian men's spec grin
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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bowed & Kissed Queen Camilla's Hand (Photo, Video) by 99thEnemy(m): 10:05am On Mar 19
And yes, some Nairalanders will swarm here to display their ignorance.
PoliticsRe: Crisis In ADC As Atiku's Sons Split Party Into Rival Camps, Vie For Same Seat by 99thEnemy(m): 11:46pm On Mar 18
Lanruze:
Atiku should swallow the humble pie and allow common sense prevail.

He cannot be Nigerian President
He should first preside over the immediate affairs of his household.
PoliticsRe: Crisis In ADC As Atiku's Sons Split Party Into Rival Camps, Vie For Same Seat by 99thEnemy(m): 11:44pm On Mar 18
Greed of the father also reflecting in the sons.
PoliticsRe: “We Are Done Being Used” — Political Thugs Threaten Boycott Over Neglect by 99thEnemy(m): 11:31am On Mar 18
Continue being thugs and don't find a meaningful life for yourselves.

Nonsense with too many ingredients.

I wonder when Nigeria will purge itself of these creatures.
Foreign AffairsRe: How Israel Assassinated Ali Larijani by 99thEnemy(m): 10:18pm On Mar 17
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