₦airaland Forum

TheStoriesOfMan:
No I won't "devor" you. I no be lion.

TheStoriesOfMan:
Why won't I ask you?

Are you a chatbot?

TheStoriesOfMan:
Are you asking me?

What is a chatbot for?

TheStoriesOfMan:
Are you a British or American?

geoworldedu:
Omokri thought he just made sense. He didn't know anything called American spelling. Olodo omo kirikiri

TheStoriesOfMan:
Very weak reply.

So if I spell colour as color, I no go school?

No wonder Mexico suspended his ambassadorial appointment till after the World Cup.

philiancoop:
Why not use bricks... Still clay but more aesthetic

Sccarrr:
Even Southafrican women are defending him...seems it's the normal way of life over there.🤕

Blitzerz:
What of motorcycle without number plates ?

Sonnobax15:

E go get some kind employers wey you go work under,you go regret why you no use that time take go learn mechanic work

Blacckrod:
:This is AI tattoo. Fake!

To draw something this clean and realistic with an experienced artist would cost you nothing less than 1,200,000NGN

I doubt if any Nigerian tattoo artist can draw something this clean.

CodeTemplar:
My PVC can only give one vote but N50 pen in the hand of tinubu wrote 10.9m imaginary NiN-less votes into APC register in preparation for main election. Do i need to go further for you to smell the cofferle abi na fura de noni?

christejames:
Is Niger not part of Nigeria 🇳🇬 again

MrAAA2:
The people who rule space exploration?

Humphrey1111:
In the engineering community, Russian tech is renowned for something. And it's positive. You honestly don't know anything about Russia

99thEnemy:
It's from a story from a transgression of one of the 48 laws of power.

brain54:
Okay...


Just a quote. Won't be surprised if it originated as propaganda from you know where!

brain54:
And yet Russia has produced world class achievements in areas like mathematics, space exploration, literature, engineering, and military technology.


A country that launched Sputnik and sent the first human into space isn’t exactly a place that doesn’t know how to do anything properly!

yarimo:
So even Russians manufacturer produce fake products

dalongjnr:
If it's not vulte,then no bank can match that nonsense.
I have been 🔒 🔐 Locked out of the app for 3wks now.
Invalid user is what it keeps displaying.
What a mess!

truxperteam:
We all have that one bank app that has embarrassed us at the worst possible moment.
You're at the counter trying to pay. The app crashes. You're sending urgent money to someone. The app says "transaction failed" but your account is debited. You're trying to check your balance. The app is "undergoing maintenance" for the third day in a row.
Nigerian bank apps have put us through genuine suffering and we need to talk about it.
So which bank app is the worst in 2026?

GTBank GTWorld
Access Bank AccessMore
First Bank FirstMobile
UBA Mobile
Zenith Bank Mobile
Union Bank
Fidelity Bank
Sterling Bank
Stanbic IBTC
Other (drop the name)

Share your worst experience below 👇🇳🇬
You can also search Truxper on Google to rate your bank permanently so others know what to expect before opening an account.

matrix199:
You only find a wife like this once in a blue moon.

Rhymesy:
I am currently dating two women. The one I love most just finished from Federal Polytechnic, Nekede, last year and she's currently serving. The other one just finished nursing science school. Both of them are unique in their own ways. At this point, I want to be serious in my life and stop playing games. Both of them have asked me to meet their parents, but I keep delaying the move just because of fear of making the wrong choice. I'm just confused. Nairalanders, waiting I go do