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Candidlady:

Yeye

Tochi3:


..your biological father below...?👇🏿..a cultist..?

We are proud of him

MadamVanessa:



The one month lock down doesn't affect people going about their normal businesses, but it's strictly to shut down all Nigerian institutions in the Biafran territory.

Any Nigerian police, army or whatever that love his family and his life, should not be tempted, please stay clear and be safe for your family, I hate seeing policemen and army turned into a lifeless barbecue.

Peter Obi has yet to comment on this issue. His selective engagement suggests a motive, revealing a cognitive bias that indicates what he supports, prioritizes, and opposes.

By avoiding topics that could politically damage him, particularly regarding his support base in the South East, he seems intent on maintaining a particular image. Addressing these issues might conflict with that image.

Bias is a clear signal.
It serves as a badge of inconsistency and lack of transparency.

yinkabeauty:
You will never grow up, you will never learn.,.. stubborn he-goat🐐.

Madam ordained arse giver.


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Thou shall not BLEACH

Salewa97:
The crisis in Benue APC is a good news for the opposition in the state

The opposition are negligible.

obedience4:
Putin invaded Ukraine because he felt NATO’ was encroaching his border, now he has a NATO’s neighbour.

Best NATO’s sales man putin

KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.

Are you married to her, or are you still dating her?

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Akanabaa:
She can't fight them all... Funny thing is, her n@de has also been leaked.


Search Akanaba on Telegram to watch the uncensored n@des of the girl flogging her friend because of her boyfriend...

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Noodles na the latest new name for Nudes? 😂

Nigerians will not kill me. 😂😂😂

YourNextLevel:
Nigerians that calls Chinese man a white man are now saying that this guy is from UAE. lol

Smhhh....

Any person that calls an Asian, white, is without doubt extremely ignorant.

Sonnobax15:

India of all places?

Are you trying to say Africa the learn Jazz compared to them?

yinkabeauty:
A sensible person shouldn't be following someone's post up and down, if you are sensible, you won't be doing that, perhaps you are jobless.

Not that I want to be hostile, there is no big deal this is a social media, we have to keep the friendship going but your tagging of bleaching cream against me is infantile, surprising and silly , where did i advertise bleaching cream?
The endless tagging of me with bleaching cream made me realize you are an unserious person and hence i decided I taunt you with by beautiful arse..shebi you want to be unserious, old man like you mentioning bleaching cream up and down the internet.

You are just exhibiting your low level.

Hope the sales of your ********* products are going well as desired?

yinkabeauty:
I don't know what you want with your incessant trailing, I can't just explain it.
A normal person doesn't just trail or stalk on someone for long, is it an adverse effect of bleaching cream you keep mentioning on your brain? perhaps you want arse, and you can't fvck it, it's not within your reach, you ain't worth it.

Anytime I come across your post, I remember Your bleaching cream marketing . Is that a crime to laugh about it?

This tells a lot about your perception, your environment and a lot more.

Out of the blue, you just start talking about arse and fvck. which proper lady does that?
And that shows you aren’t even one.

Your league is very basic.

Shalom.

yinkabeauty:
Ask Google, I won't give you my ass to fvck.

Damn! who asked for your Ass to fūck?

See how you just sexualized yourself out of nothing.

Is this reply as a result of the adverse effect of bleaching products which I don’t know?

yinkabeauty:
Oh , I remember now, you this boy again, keep trailing me.

What is the latest skin product?

FreeStuffsNG:
UNILAG must not join the strike unless....

ASUU is no longer the only union for university lecturers and decisions reached on behalf of the university lecturers are not binding on lecturers in private universities and some state universities like LASU, UNIOSUN etc. Those schools don't go on strike yet ASUU claims to be fighting for all the Nigerian lecturers including lecturers of those universities that don't observe the strike but later reap from whatever concession ASUU employers give to ASUU after only schools like UNILAG are shut. That's an unfair and unjust strike! It should be all or none!

Strikes called by ASUU since the advent of private universities and state universities in Nigeria have been discriminatory against only students in some public universities and it's clear that the students are being used as a bargaining chip. That's against the principle of justice.

Each university management and their students should demand for the rights of their students until all the universities close and proceed on strike or no strike. All universities in Nigeria must observe the strike or no strike.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

When has any private university been a member of ASUU?

Omoawoke:
I read only the topic, I didn’t read the story

Though as much

Omoawoke:
302 years in jail!

This judge funny, why not a round figure like 300, why the extra 2 years?

Lol

Obviously you didn’t read.

SmartPolician:
Some of these pastors are funny

So bagging a first class is now a function of the denomination you attend?

I guess it's a contest among Pentecostal churches in Nigeria because the pastor wasn't even born yet when Catholics started bagging first class 😂

I swear down! 😂

By the time Catholics even count the number of first class graduates in a year, their numbers will be negligible. as in it may not even make 2% 🤣🤣🤣

Sonnobax15:

Akpabio the king of lamba.

No be only phone you throway,in fact,you also threw away your kidney,cuz I was there and I witnessed the whole scenario

I was there too.. In-fact, it was in a nightclub

MrSly:
Yes, built and launched during Jonathan's administration. What good has tinubus administration done to Nigeria and her people. This is the simple question the young guy asked and you are beating around the bush.

So every president must launch a satellite during their administration?

This man is a clown.

PlayMaker14:
You failed to understand my first paragraph.

In the context of the news or another context?

PlayMaker14:
This is someone who has only been in government for a year and is already making significant contributions to his country.

Meanwhile, Tinubu is launching a private yacht and aircraft for himself while also launching hunger, misery, and bad governance in Nigeria.

Shame.

Seems you failed to read this part:

”The result of five years of hard work by our engineers and technicians. This advance marks a major step towards our technological sovereignty,” Faye said.

So this was going on 4 years before he came into power.

Stunts should be left to professionally trained stunt men and women.

Just look at the way he injured the car.

My sympathy to the poor car.

This mumu Primate again

I trust these men.

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dumahi:
How come? Without a candidate, who did the voters have in mind, since this was a ward level voting where the voters should know those they are voting?

Nlfpmod

E get why dem the call those people aboki.

demola2100:
Found the gigantic snake in my backyard trying to crawl it way inside the nearby bush, so sluggish with it movement and justice was made to it in no time. This kind of snake shouldn't just bite you because it can be very lethal as we have alot of children in the environment.

Is your house in a forest?

ruggedtimi:
Na indonesia or malaysia girl...not chinese

More of Filipino .

Her Sandals don even confirm am.

Jimafe31:
God bless you Admin for bringing this life changing news to front page

After seeing this, I suddenly became so motivated and it changed my whole life, now I'm a successful person and became trillionaire at a very young age.

Because of this, I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 8 Grammys , 3 Nobel prize award. I was honored with GCFR, GCON, MFR, MON on the same day.

Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this.

Once again thank you so much admin.

I was like, this same old cliché, until i burst out laughing after seeing additions i have never come across before .