₦airaland Forum

Maxtipulation:
Real men eat flesh not bone

Fairview1:
Men be honest… would you date someone who’s a little chubby? I feel like men only want skinny woman these days and that’s something I have never been.

Dating has been super hard for me and I’m wondering if it’s because I’m a little thicker than most females I know, I’m not talking obsessed but thicker for sure.

So, men… does weight matter to you when it comes to choosing a lady to date? Be honest, let's talk.

Zonefree:
Your thought towards me these days are evil

Chasito:
Maybe she slipped off and fell inside the gutter, then drowned.

Rip

relbndpa:
Illiterate obstinate minister. Is it those roads that leads to nowhere nigeria needs right now or we citizens need to be able to afford food to eat?

FuckTheMod:


tiWHORE Savage

Mummy jamjam

Shameless ant tee

PerfectStranger:
Wait let me go check out that her séxtape again in darknaija

muyico:
Dog dreams! Cant nava come to past!

NOC1:
Will you shutup, Dele acted and spoke like an elder here, you fanatics that speak without brains are the reason why our leaders see us as fools.

Have wealthy guys not been marring and dating women older than them?

finallybusy:
First to comment. Thunder fire you bingos on Nairaland. Poor men’s offsprings. No wonder una lives dey jaga jaga. Animals.

“Dele na my boy. Dele na my boy, boy.” Old man wey no get sense. Why involve yourself in kids’ matters? Your cousin, the agbaya, opened her legs to a boy six years younger than she was. Let her face the music. It’s all baby mama and daddy drama. It will get messy, but like the ocean, it calms occasionally. Na you go lose if you chook mouth.

Zonefree:
France is yet to score a goal in open play so far in this tournament yet they're semi finalist.

Na this kind grace I need in my life right now.

Almiron:
Mistiano Penado is the sole reason why Portugal is out of the Euros, not Felix's penalty miss.

The old fraud is washed up and someone should remind him. As expected, he wasn't really interested in his country's triumph, rather his own personal glory, massaging his badly bruised ego.

Since Messi won the World Cup in 2022, his life has never been the same, which gives me a lot of joy. I drink his tears and that of his delusional fanbase.

He wasn't just a ghost in the match, he was a liability for the team and the sole reason why they lost. I mean, I can understand Pepe in the heart of the defense; his experience is needed. The man is a beast, looks like he can still play for two more years.

Come on, this is 2024. Starting a 39-year-old washed-up player upfront ahead of players like Jota and Gonzalo Ramos, what was Martinez thinking? Even deciding a penalty kick in the round of sixteen, a madman lost it, if not for the keeper who saved the day.

I guess they were fooled by his performance in the desert league. We told them he wasn't playing with professional footballers, just some random kabirus, part-time Alfas, and mechanics.

Now it's obvious; the guy didn't even register a goal throughout the tournament and had no impact whatsoever, except crying like a clown.

They should give him the "Crying d'Or" already. As he was crying, you'd think it was passion; the dude was after personal glory. He wanted to be the oldest player to score in the European tournament.

He didn't just fail, he crumbled, which gives me a lot of joy.Imagine that average French side sent Portugal home, what a joke! A Portugal side without Penado would have flogged this French team because they're trash, with exceptions of a few players.

The same glory hunting made him play an irrelevant match during the round of sixteen against Georgia. The coach rested all the key players, but the weyreh still started and it ended in tears.

My Portugal hate-watch is over. Now I can support them in peace.


I declare this session open in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost...

Messi FC shall we ....

Penadogs una tears in my mentions as usual...

guobe:
Lol Nigerian HELL FUNNY SHA.1500 YOU GUYS ARE NOT SERIOUS.

Zonefree:
My concern is the chair...hope it's safe?

NwaNimo1:
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001Lagos:
He lost because he's Yoruba

overall90:
Which one is yoruba party!
They want introduce tribalism to uk election.lol

StreetFight:
South Africa and Algeria can compete with us, but when Ghana and Benin Republic who cannot breathe without Nigeria dey show face, then something is wrong. Countries that cannot even compete with Ibadan, not to talk of Port Harcourt, Lagos and Abuja no even dey for the discussion

Paraman:
When lots of Nigerians start using it now, it might even become more expensive than petrol

ObiPandora:
We did not see when Azikwe n Ironsi were president now

Ttipsy:
Really brave

jaxxy:
yes that's why we are in a economic disaster.

jaxxy:
No tipex results, no yoruba ronu attacking people from voting no BVAS failure. This was a free an fair election.

when u correct those anomalies Peter Obi will congratulate the winner.

VaginaAcademic:
He's Nigerian very funny guy i guess he got paid to do that

Niko is an English influencer, born to an English mother and a Yoruba Nigerian father in London but raised in Staffordshire after the divorce of his parents. He has two full sisters, two paternal half-siblings and a maternal half-sister. Niko has both UK and Liberland citizenship. ….

kayperry:
Thats not entirely true, the main cause of flooding in lagos is sand filling and structures in water ways, naturally places that should serve as water space or depot as being sand filled for building ...
Its alway convenient to point at the drainage, but for any good observer any flooding on lagos road don't last beyond one hour that is evidence the drainages are working, the problem is lesser water space/depot in a water land city