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should u know 1 or u in person wanna dispose a cupboard.. kindly contact 9ise aka knee-yoh, ANGOLA Blk D7(Faculty of Great Men)..
signed: BASHORUN GAA

4rm SURU9ise, Bashorun Gaa of dis Great Community,

An 'Official-Lie' released by the Public Relations Officer of the Oasis of All Universities, OAU, Mr Abiodun Olanrewaju, stated that the online registration for harmattan semester courses begins February 6, while clearance at faculty and admmission offices holds between February 27 and March 2, adding that the orientation week for fresh students will start on Monday, March 5 and end on Sunday, March 11, the same date that the returning undergraduate and post-graduate students are expected to come into residence.
Lectures will commence fully for the harmattan semester 2011/2012 academic session on Monday, March 12, while normal online registration for courses will end on Wednessday, March 28, before matriculation ceremony on Thursday, March 29. Olanrewaju, therefore, advised candidates who made OAU, Ile-Ife, as their first and/or second choices and sat for its Post-UTME to check their names from the list of candidates admitted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) on the OAU website (www.oauife.edu.ng) or (e-portal.oauife.edu.ng) and follow procedures for registration as laid out,

@Tobexin, O boy pack wel, u on d wrong lane.
should av read d thread insightfully b4 postin,
check neighbours next door - '12/'13, fanks.

9yyyyyyyyysssssssssssseeeeee in da buildin,

me 2 hands up in da air 4 y'al - way we greet chaleys in me hood,
Its time 4 Awards & Titles 4 al d@ partook in the makin of the film - ''Oau admission for '11/'12, ''
This innovation springs 4rm fore-thought d@ dis thread 'll suffer deficiency in visitation 4rm time reg commences,
So be creative wif suggestions,
signed: 9ise, Bashorun Gaa,

A BIG BIRTHDAY GIFT TO A FRIEND
DOE AVNT MET
BUR KEEPIN IT COOL ON D ODA END,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. NATHY
LONG LIFE & PROSPERITY,

Please be informed that RAIN SEMESTER
REGISTRATION will commence on Monday 4th May
2009. THANK YOU.

@Matant, any experience of dis :
''Sorry, you are not a student Please, Select correct User Type'' ?

SURU9ise in da buildin,
ma big shoutout goes 2 da young Mech Engrs in da aouse, we'v al overcome d 1st Newtonian law (as official d@es been confirmed), gather enough of d second (prep 2wards resumption - chop & read wel) 2 confront al blockades (stress & strain after resumption) by d 3rd law of Newton 2 avoid 'repulsion' (expulsion),
Greetins also 2 founders, pioneers, excos, members & bench warmers (peepers) of dis great thread of ours - i dough my cap in salute of ur immeasurable tolerance, patience & perseverance 2ru d storm of hrt-reckin rumours & blood-pressurisin suspenses u had gone 2ru - would like 2 say dis in my native lang. - 'elede wa a d'oyo ariwo e la po' > 'slow & steady wins d race' (or anyoda way of interpretin dis).
On this note, I say a big Congratulations 2 U all on the completion of a 6-month (sept - feb) & 3-month (dec - feb) course on SURUCOLOGY, once again, I say congrats,

@Emma, we do understand,
It'l al b part of history in no time 4rm now, by d time u start makin 'nough dough,
'its wot u suffer 4 d@ last long' - ill-gotten successes die prematurely,
also 4get we not ur brethen in d world of gist as u get us posted on reliable latest developments,

@Olaisababs, CONFIRMED!,
@Emma, no gira gira, we'l al blend.
I had known d delay was 4rm u staylites' prayers cos u want more time 2 rejuvenate abi?? no probs, thank God d deadluck is broken,

@Olais - if greetin, I dey fine,
bur if na question, hw wetin?

@all Xtians, Praise The Lord,
@all Muslems, Tekbir ,
@least a date has been officially announced, bur dis time, wen asked of wen we shall resume my reply 'll b ''Kashimawo' endin sha or next month'

dis d handiwork of OAU, - exercisin SURU.

if prefix doesnt, suffix should
ChaimanSURU - -

;d

SURUnathy - matanat

@Chaiman, just 4 fun na abi, mayb SURUnathy 'l do.
@abey, check out SURUbiodun,


OAU baptismal names,

Gud Mawnin Peeps,
considerin the level of patience so far exercised by Us - employed but yet 2 b confirmed & d yet 2 b employed, I 'll derefore suggest we add SURU (patience) as prefix 2 every awaiters' name, e.g SURU9ise, SURUchaiman, SURUlizzy, SURUbodee,, etcetra d@ serves as an initial qualification 2 b possessed by all seekin admission into the Oasis of All Universities,
' one wit patience can c his/her image 4rm a stirred stream '

go down d memory lane of history wif me : www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-866626.0.html

Gud Mawnin 2 y'all,
I'm obliged 2 ask if none came accross the recent webojargons ranking which positioned Oasis of All Universities on 5th position behind UNAAB of all skuls & d rest of them? UNILAG is in absentia & a host of oda notable & moral edged intitutions,
Web Presence & Strength or wots al dis about??

I am dedicating Beautiful Nubia's song to both golden students & dose stil in expectance of 'a new tin' in & outside d buildin,

Good Mornin Ma People
Hw Do U Do ooo
Good Mornin Ma Peolple
It Is A Beautiful Day,

Shall we all sing in chorus Ife's Anthem in wait & faith d@ sumfin great is 'bout 2 emanate, :
after d count of 3
1
2
3

GREAT IFE
GREAT IFE, (i cant hear u)

NASU/SSANU/NAAT, yesterday, threatened to begin an
indefinite strike if GEJ does not assent to
the harmonised retirement bill by February
29,
After the just concluded 59-day strike by ASUU
Strike here, Strike there,
It is quite obvious dis guys are after personal interest & not the well bein of Education in the country,

Why ASUU Won’t Call Off Strike – ASUU President The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has
said it is not going to suspend its ongoing strike as
speculated by government, unless its demands are
met. The Minister of Education, Prof. Ruqayyatu Rufai,
after a meeting with the various university vice-
chancellors in Abuja told reporters that ASUU would
call off its three-month strike on Monday, following
the cooperation and assurances she got from the
university dons . But ASUU President, Prof Ukachuchwu Awuzie
yesterday, in a telephone interview with LEADERSHIP
SUNDAY noted that, ASUU was not a member of
the Association of Vice Chancellors, and as such,
could not call off the action until government
implemented its agreements with ASUU. He stressed that the lecturers’ body, would not abide by the
Association’s call to end the strike. “It’s all government’s propaganda! ASUU won’t call
off its strike so long as government shies away from
the issue of effective funding of the universities”,
Awuzie said. The union leader who however expressed the union’s
appreciation to the Senate for its efforts, especially in
passing the bill for the extension of the retirement age
of lectures from 65 to 70, but which is awaiting the
president’s assent to become a law, said, “The year of
retirement is just one of our demands, the funding is the cardinal,” he stressed. On a positive note, Awuzie said, “Mr. President has
scheduled a meeting with ASUU on Monday, If
government accepts to implement our demand, that is
when we will think of calling off the strike. “Even at that, the National Executive Committee of
ASUU will have to meet and have series of meetings
to agree on when to call off the strike. “However, with the intervention of Mr. President, I
believe the solution will come faster than expected”
Awuzie stated . http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/14064/2012/01/22/
why_asuu_won%E2%80%99t_call_strike_
%E2%80%93_asuu_president.html

i'v been readily admitted & havent made any move to pay acceptance cos no latest info on d mode & precise amount 2 b paid, hope am not in mess?
Needs an urgent reply, 9ise

Mawningzes Peeps,
Hope u all had a splendid nyt?
pls, note 9ise 4 Mech. (D.E),
Awaiters, dont relent, dont prepare 4 d worse cos d best is on d way, bur make moves, dont just sit a'home relyin on results & connections.
The Oasis of All Universities needs u 2 prove u nid her admission, pretty desperately.
Its a skul where bests compete 4 entry, d question is now who of dose bests is available? Do al u can 2 show u available as they compile d woreva list.

No Tension! No Tension! No Tension!
weneva anyform of tension surfaces on 'if d worst happens', just place ur right hand on d left side of ur chest & say: ''ALL IZZ WELL'', ''ALL IZZ WELL'', ''ALL IZZ WELL'' ,''ALL IZZ WELL'' til u calm,

@Akin89, it sure 'll be on d site 4 al sight come Mon, So patience!

@j-gatherer, DE?

I meant 5, Oasis of All Universe-cities,
my shoutout goes 2 y'al yet 2b, keep cool cos d skul has  no choice bur 2 fix y'al up since u belong here,
of d greatest GBO GBO!
by d greatest GBA GBA!
on d greatest GBO GBO GBA GBA!

stood by d curtain al 2ru d Tension Regime & now 'm comin out bodly 2 share d Testimony d@ Oasis of All Universe-cities av finally dazed moi wif Bsc Mech Engrin, Let Somebody Shout Halleluyah!

I, 9ise, d instigator of 'Oasis of All Universe-cities' hereby vote 4 '6',