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Goldenprinz:
Thief

may God restore ur lost brain.. say a loud Amen..

u seriozly think afterall, doze fvckin white racist 'l let u tk al d glory abi?

diz guyz wey look like parents of 3 already.. 11-good-yrs of .. d lady don get k-leg sef..

no b me tawk ahm o

When she sent u on errand and u dare deliver d msg half way home on d top of ur voice, like:

you: moin mi, won ni oni #80 lo wa (my mum, she said she only has dt of #80)

den, she would not even reply til u enter. at dt point, ur excited mood would b quenched wif enuf ready made Ifoti n Abara.. she would b like:
mum: o shey lo gbe megaphone? (y dont u go announce it to d world?)

Love my mum gan

OlajumokeBread:


God is a scam

Jesus Christ is a scam

Religion is a scam

Bible (story book) is a scam

...His mercies endureth 4ever..

thank God 4 God

Kemi Olunloyo has revealed she is a victim of Female Genital Mutilation and she is not shy to talk about it.
Kemi in an interview with International Business Times, says her sexual life and mental health were affected after she was mutilated as a child.

According to her, the grave act was committed on her at age five when a family member took she and her sister to meet a man who placed them on his lap and “then cut part of our vagina and clitoral area off.

“There was no anaesthetic and a sharp razor blade was used. I remember my sister and I screaming afterwards,” she said. Adding, “We went home bleeding. Deep down, mom was not happy for some reason.”

Olunloyo told IBTimes UK after years of resentment towards her mother, she finally confronted her in 2012. “She burst into tears telling me that our late paternal grandma ordered my dad to have us do it.”
“It was a cultural barbaric act used to decrease the female libido. It caused me post-traumatic stress disorder for life. I don’t experience orgasm during sex and when I tried to promote the use of intimacy gadgets among Nigerian women, men started attacking me saying I was discouraging African women ‘from the real thing.”

“Sex is not important. I have no libido or urge to have sex and I’ve been celibate for 10 years. Millions of women in Nigeria go through this, but they cannot talk or be outspoken like me. It is shameful and a disgrace to them.”


my opinion: Hakeem must b beta dan al d search engines in diz world put together if he could find d Gspot of diz mutilated sorry ass

chai! She don use love charm on d poor boy.. Ritual meat..!

She don menopause d guy destiny

atoku maku.. amona orun malo..

He is performin a money ritual process or a renewal process

he gast sel 4 certain period b4 money go come.. c hin bele.. chop d doughnuts @ ur peril

no b me tawk ahm o

soberdrunk:
I once dated a girl that has "three tips"...........

3 nipples on 3 breasts or hw?
n y u quit?

Baba Kumuyi has just been politically ATTACHED.. watch out for part II - political ATTACKS

Infact, there was another reignin Olugbo as at wen Obat claimed d throne.. money speakin.. he had better screen his utterances coz Ooni is not in his class @al.. f*ck him n his money

First Degree - Nigeria - not sure if any distinction
Masters Degree - UK - wit distinction
Nija I hail thee

skedman:
she has communicated, I will advise you to test your english with the british council to confirm if truly you own that english you are proud off

'proud off' - dt makes 2.. Grammarian!

y una come dey yab her na.. shey una come dey support abortion ni abi wc 1 b una own?

amicable09:
Impressive!

Ben Carson will be proud to read this just as I am . Kenyan doctors have done Africa proud .

even President Obama 'l b proud to hear diz bout his fathers land

bur wait!
How Dangote dey get time attend al these nonsense ceremony sef..?
#africanrichest#Monkey dey work baboon dey chop..

mhyzJane:
It's a trap!
A traaaap

u no lie.. wen efcc pull fayose.. na den he go claim say him give so so amount to Ooni.. mk Ooni open eyes o

mk dem continue dey compare na.. leave dem.. wen hunger finish dem for non payment of salaries wen d so called oshoko has controversial billions in his acc, den, dem go sabi wetin befal dem..

e dey pain me say dem stil dey fal 4 diz man tricks

taylor88:
RCCG have been experiencing ugly situations of lately



their God don run?

if HolySpirit tear u slap nw, dem go tawk say e wicked..

U beta straighten ur statement publicly nw

make dem no go kidnap broz popman again dey demand 4 millions, baba sharpaly deny.. e mk sense
na naija we dey na

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]What? Did I strike a nerve? [/color]

u cant 'yinmu' without strinkin nerves na, mama..
infact, u stroke nerve

Propropro:
He needs to be probed. Where did he get that kind of money when most states can't even pay salaries

broz if na joke make u stop ahm o.. ehn ehn

Pasca07:
keep shut university of Ibadan is far better than OAU

ask dem students.. check dem products.. for medicine o, tech o abi law.. abi student unionism..

oau 'l always set d pace.. odaz folo

jezt leave mata mk we no digress..

preselect:
[size=14pt]these are students?
and this is where they live?

has it always been like this or have I been abroad for too long?
isnt OAU one of those schools believed to be among the best?

this is pathetic. . .

and you all know who I would blame now. . . [/size]

#PMBullshitLeadership

broz, about d bushy environment, dtz sequel to d prolonged strike.. as u must v hrd/read dt normalcy just returned to d skul after d election of d new VC.. even d controversial Omole took dt seriously to a certain extent..

most importantly, oau is stil d best.. bone past glory

Drew0:
Cult infested skul, if they dash me admission I no go take self. Mtchw.

cult infested skul bawo, shoun sh'aro ni?

u sha wan tawk - try tk sum medications 4 ur oral diarrhea..

na great ife o.. wu wan dash u admission? bussit!

even if u gona switch course or institution..
U cant jez quit on diz
u cant jez give up on ursef
else, d failure hunts u down anywhere - inferiority complex or broken ego

u already put on d fight by sharin d pain
next is u practicalse wif d remainin of ur time in d current institution to know wot works for u
get a copy of diz book, 'in pursuit of academic excellence' by Yemi Davids - eat it raw over n over til its part of ur dna
den, experiment d techniques

check ur health too: take potent antibiotics.. n stay away frm sex or any form of immoralties -

and most importantly, find a friend in dt God u doubt his existence coz of ur pains.. u gona need him so much.. Hez gona mk u blif He listens n answers..

Best of God in ur Journey

around 90% of lecturers in Polytechnics are University products.. diz 1 of d reasons y d dichotomy still persist..

**na harmattan cause ahm.. stop mailin

diz is damn funny..

breaking news: ASUU president releases another condition for suspending the strike..

faggae disclosed that the strike will only be called off if Nigeria wins Ethiopia.. otherwise, it continues

source: confidential

wen corruption has eaten deeper dan we could think of..
my own b say i wan commot 4 aouse