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TravelRe: Nimet Predicts Three-day Thunderstorms, Rain From Saturday by 9jaBloke: 1:58pm On Jun 14, 2025
Little wonder, I've been trapped indoors since morning.
PoliticsRe: Ministry Of Agriculture Suspends Prayer To Tackle Hunger by 9jaBloke:
Please what's going on with nairaland. Which one is not enough original content? Looks like Mynd's handiwork to checkmate space-bookers 😂

Mind you mynd, some of us are witty enough to make our points with less than 20 characters.

This crop of Nigerian leaders are the most unserious I have seen in my entire life.

It's not like there's anything wrong with prayers, but a student for instance, cannot cut classes, ignore assignments, fail to study and then go into the exam hall with prayers and fasting.
FamilyRe: Siblings Hold Nigerian American Returnee In Captivity In His House In Anambra by 9jaBloke: 8:04pm On Jun 13, 2025
Haa! Bi iku ile o ba pani, t'ode o le pani.
FoodRe: Where Did Garri Originate From? by 9jaBloke:
Who remembers the Garri Invaders of nairaland? cheesy


My favourite monikers back then were Bvgari
& GarriNeville.

Garri is a Hausa word used to denote food in granulated form:
Garin doya- Yam flour
Garin Masara- Corn flour etc.

Eba is the Yoruba word for garri in paste/dough form after turning it in boiled water to achieve the right consistency.

The most common Igbo word for eba is gari.
'Achorom iri gari' it's mostly the igbos that are living or have lived outside the south-east that call it eba.
PropertiesRe: Thatched Roof Houses Cost £3 Million In UK? But They Told Us It's 'Primitive'!! by 9jaBloke: 9:17am On Jun 13, 2025
Vintage Cottages in choice white-dominated countrysides.
LiteratureRe: Frederick Forsyth, Author Of The Biafra Story, Dies At 86 by 9jaBloke:
cry
Odessa File got me hooked, then the rest followed in quick succession:

The Day of the Jackal
The Devil's Alternative
Shepherd
The Fourth Protocol
The Dogs of War...

I never got to read the Biafra Story and I'm still looking for Emeka.


Goodnight Frederick Forsyth
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PetsRe: What My Dogs Killed Overnight by 9jaBloke: 11:23am On Jun 10, 2025
Hmm
PropertiesRe: New Tenant Struggle To Move Furniture Inside An Apartment Of Over ₦‎1 Million by 9jaBloke: 2:30pm On Jun 08, 2025
Y'all know that she's saying the truth
PoliticsRe: NNPC, Independent Marketers Slash Petrol Prices Below Dangote Rate by 9jaBloke: 9:17am On Jun 05, 2025
Thank God for Dangote
EducationRe: Abasiakama Inyeneobong John Scores 98 In 3 JAMB Subjects by 9jaBloke: 8:26pm On Jun 04, 2025
kiss
FamilyRe: Enugu Native Doctor Ezeani Dedicates Twins To Gods In Viral Video by 9jaBloke: 10:12am On Jun 04, 2025
Poor children


We don't thank God enough for the families we were born into.
CelebritiesRe: Nasboi In Ghastly Accident Chasing Davido’s Attention by 9jaBloke: 9:01am On Jun 04, 2025
cry

Now you have his attention

No air bags huh
CelebritiesRe: Nasboi In Ghastly Accident Chasing Davido’s Attention by 9jaBloke: 8:58am On Jun 04, 2025
cry
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna’s Father, Ronald Fenty, Is Dead by 9jaBloke: 9:52pm On May 31, 2025
cry

May we all live long enough to see our babies conquer the world 🙏
Foreign AffairsRe: AfDB Elects Sidi Ould Tah As New President by 9jaBloke: 4:02pm On May 29, 2025
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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Dump NNPCL Filling Stations Over Petrol Price by 9jaBloke: 1:26pm On May 29, 2025
Dangote Dangote Dangote still de find money.
Just in case we have forgotten.
Average cost of petrol in Nigeria over the last 5 years:
June 2021. N165
June 2022. N175
June. 2023. N 545
June. 2024. N 770
June. 2025. N 900
CrimeRe: Tragedy In Aba As Billboard Collapses, Kill One, Injures Many by 9jaBloke: 8:41am On May 29, 2025
cry

Until people are held accountable for their actions and inactions, things like this will continue to happen.

Everywhere you look; mediocrity, fake products, poor service delivery etc. Standardization and quality control are almost non-existent.

The company, the contractor, the government officials that gave approval and every body in the entire supply chain that contributed to erecting that board have questions to answer.

RIP to the deceased but we need to do better.
PoliticsRe: Verydarkman Breaks Silence On Davido And Cubana's Visit To President Tinubu by 9jaBloke: 5:18pm On May 28, 2025
Haha
IslamRe: Eid Adha Is On Friday, As Saudi Arabia Announced by 9jaBloke: 10:15pm On May 27, 2025
GOFRONT:
Where is Interior minister to declia the public holiday......

I miss ogbeni sha!!!
I hereby declare public holiday from Monday to Friday next week
CelebritiesRe: Cubana ChiefPriest Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos by 9jaBloke: 1:43pm On May 27, 2025
cool
Where the house?

Pascal is balling.
PoliticsRe: Spiritual Solution Is What We Need To Surmount Insecurity In Nigeria” — Ogalla by 9jaBloke: 7:12am On May 26, 2025
First reaction: rage


After reading the entire speech: okay 🤔

He should focus most on the military solution though. Prayers are good but for a problem like this, you must do everything physically, logically, mentally, strategically and financially possibly.
Christianity EtcRe: Break Your Dirty Sexual Addictions Because... by 9jaBloke: 1:54pm On May 25, 2025
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RomanceRe: My Secondary School Crush by 9jaBloke: 9:18pm On May 24, 2025
It happens

Hope you've both manned up
PoliticsRe: 2027: I Will Run On The Labour Party Platform – Peter Obi by 9jaBloke: 7:53pm On May 24, 2025
Another 3-4 horserace


APC wins
PoliticsRe: Fleeing Terrorists Drown, 21 Killed As Troops Raided Their Enclaves In Katsina by 9jaBloke: 11:41am On May 24, 2025
Why haven't motorcycles been banned in all states where terrorists operate? So that anyone sighted on a bike automatically becomes a suspect.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Rejects Transfer Offer From Two-time Champions League Winners by 9jaBloke:
smiley He has won the Serie A and the Turkish League.

On to other leagues abeg

EPL most likely
PoliticsRe: Zulum: I’m Happy FG Responded Swiftly To Our Plea To Push Back B’Haram Attacks by 9jaBloke: 11:16am On May 23, 2025
👍
SportsRe: Karim Benzema Buys Brand New BMW With Half A Day's Pay by 9jaBloke: 3:51pm On May 22, 2025
cry

Sometimes e go be like say you escort people come this world o



In Timaya's voice
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Slashes Petrol Prices Nationwide by 9jaBloke: 2:29pm On May 22, 2025
This one na slash?? huh


See as I rush enter here
FamilyRe: List Of Old English Names That Were Popular In Nigeria Before by 9jaBloke: 10:34am On May 22, 2025
Dorcas
Angela
Scholastica
Calistus
Livinus
Longinus
Evaristus
Nicodemus
Titus
Fidelis

dem plenty o
FoodRe: Behold The Two Giant Pouched Rats My Traps Caught Overnight by 9jaBloke: 10:20am On May 22, 2025
Firebox123:
eating rats grin
Honestly! Any condition wey go make me chop rat....Holy Ghost 🔥

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