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sigba: Go to the court and swear an affidavit of missing id. I have the same problem and friend of mine that has already served adviced me to get the affidavit. She said she used it in camp cos that it's risky to use a fake id.

shakz: buh boss u culd use ur clearance papers @ d camp in place of d id card ish coz i'm so sure most peeps wont av their's wiv dem...abi ow u c am boss,YES BOSS

sigba: A MINUTE SILENCE FOR THOSE THAT PASSED AWAY THIS MORNING IN THE BOMB BLAST IN PORT-HARCOURT.

sigba: MY HUMBLE APPEAL TO 9zeros.
On seeing how we enjoy and respond to this thread, i humbly appeal to 9zeros to open a thread for the current 2012 batch B where we will update and share our experiences and advice from Camp to Passing out.
Those in support, quote the post (on page 31) and say "I"
Those against quote and say "Nay"

moshoodn: So, this one has to be spent well.

teteyaks: u sure? U sound like u r talkin out of experience, lol, but dat list wey u give us, hmmmm, check am well oo

flairlady: gud morning al,45 more days to go.@t.stone and teteyak,una don even dey learn anthem.the long wait is almost over,buh smal fear don dey catch me o,what if my name was ommitted?it wont be funny at all.

shakz: hahahaha, c'mon boss ur name dey no worry...abi u don forget say na u b d boss for dz area

teteyaks: i think being where 9-zero is wil be fun o, pls, @ 9-zero, dnt be offended o,im realing feelin u but hw many times hav u Served? Lol

moshoodn: 9-zero is the cat with 9 lives. . .
Guess he's on his fifth live now meaning he's spent 4 lives, hence has also served four times!

teteyaks: lol, moshood, r u talkin baut 'my 9-zeros? Be careful, hahaha

kinnad: @9-zeros suppose a mistake is made on som1's name,wnt nysc correct it within d 2 weeks,or hav they stopped giving d two weeks grace for correction?cuz i hvnt hrd of it here
@all,their site says issuing of call up letters starts frm 26-29 june,n camp frm 3rd to 6th july contrary 2 wat i c here,or am i missing somfin?

shakz: Oga 9-zeros i c u oooo!!!!

kinnad: Mehn! Thanks 2 u guys. How wld i hv knwn esut has released d masterlist?? I hav already made a cal 2 som1 who wld check mine 4me. But let me ask,if anyone's name is ommited mistakingly in dat list,can anyfin be done abt it??

slumcat: uyo is da bomb! feel me? hahaha. i luv enugu as much as i luv akwa-ibom. i'm as confused as jonathan. *confused* help!!!
@9: feel me?

lagerwhenindoubt: http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/nvnews/22123/1/18-nigerians-face-execution-in-indonesia.html

HHmmm.. this smells of a setup by the Yarobas Prison Commander. his mother must be from Osun state

1: Kingsley Okonkwo
2: Michael Titus Igwe (Real name-Izuchukwu F. Ezimoha)
3: Uchenna Cajethan Onyenworo
4: Ekperedike S. Olekama
5: Adam Wilson (real name-Emmanuel Okari)
6: Hillary K. Chimezie
7: Eugene Ape
8: Humphery Ejike.
9: Okwudili Ayotaeze
10: Obinna Nwajiagu
11: Daniel Enemuo
12: Fredrick Lutter (Real name-Benjamin Obiora)
13: Sylvester Nwaolisa
14: Gabriel Nnadi
15: Dennis Anumona
16: Ikenna Ezenwune
17: Stephen Rashid at least dey got one yaroba- i think he is half Mbaise though
18: Joseph Ndaba
19: Ken Michael
20: Obinna George

BJ88: Hi pple!waiting...waiting...waiting! @9-zeros,my broda where art thou?@moshoodn,my co-uncle n T-stone wey dem claim uncle..how are u guys?n shygal..hope d tension isnt too high....lol. As for me...no shaking! I dey baba God hand.

mykejones: In my undue absence from this thread for a few days,9-zeros took it upon himself to paste what he felt we would NEED in the 21 day camp program. My dear friends,all na LIE:
Becos of the love i have for u all,i painstakingly used my own airtime to flash 4 NYSC Directors,of which 5 called me back.
Here is what they assured me we all need.
1. 4 mudu's of Gari,accompanied by 145 clicks.(U all had it in skl,so need 2go to camp and start forming.)
Note: It is advicd u count the number of clicks due to the high rate of thiefry in camp.
2. 80 passport photographs. I was told we wld need them to distribute to friends we might encounter in camp.
3. Generator set. There's hardly eva light,so it duely adviced we al have one each. I dnt knw how true that one is,but of course,u knw we all have2 charge our fones.
4. We have all been adviced to come with our condoms,as the one provided by the GOVT have been finishd by the batch A corp members.
5. For Girls: One panties/Bra. The govt wil joyfully provide those. For the boys,the white shorts will survice.
6. I was also told the issue of non payment of allowance the present crop of corpers are experiencing is because of us. The govt wants 2make our own camping experience worth the while,as such,we wld be paid June/July/August allowance in camp. No need to bring ANY money.
7: Finally,if u believe any of these,u'l also belive OBJ wl be spartacus in season 4.

9jacrip: One could tell you are following Hip-Hop quite well - lemme quickly make a correction, BIG joints were street poetry he just didn't do conscious rap like Pac - One thing I know is, BIG had the ability to get into Pac's conscious rap, for example: 'suicidal thoughts' (remade into 'Hold ya Head'), 'Juicy' - Those songs show how close BIG was to getting into Pac's conscious story because BIG told stories of what happens to average blacks in New York on those tracks - my point is, BIG could have been able to do PAC's conscious rap but PAC would flop trying to kick mad lines like BIG - Only Big L came cloe to Biggie.

BJ88: Hey everyone!

flairlady: @t.stone,am set for lag.@psoto,thanks and knw God's time is the best,@9-zeros,thanks for the very useful information,the first item on the list really made me laugh,@all,thanks 4 keeping this thread very lively

psoto: I'm nt really feeling bad dat I'm nt going for service I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ July but dis thread sef is already making me feel somehw. I used τ̅☺ consider where I wanted τ̅☺ work ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ service τ̅☺ before, but now, I think dat has been shifted τ̅☺ Oct. U guys r making me feel like u're already serving sef. All of u shygal, fairlady, 9-zeros, T-stone e.t.c. All d best τ̅☺ u guys. N keep re-thinking till u settle for d best o. Maybe after all of u av gone, then u can gist d prospective batch C pple abt how ur states r. One love.....

moshoodn: Thanks bro. . . The govt doesn't care a hoot bout our future. . . .
Funniest thing is that its even a dog-eat-dog biz society outta there. . . So its all man for himself in the long run!
To rely on the govt is to go down the drain!