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airmark:
Arsenal without Gyokeres couldn't get to Ucl final. With Gyokeres they are now in the Ucl final but since your brain has been sold for a plate of pepper soup, you couldn't figure this out.

Ajakaja40 for a reason.

Okrimo. The last two winners of a CL did not have a traditional striker. A team has just made back to back finals without a striker

That should tell any smart person that there are multiple roads to the market place. Common sense that surely flies over your fetid brain.

You have degraded to such a joke I don't even have to come here to insult and laugh at your foolishness anymore. I have retired and now your fellow Chelsea fans are the ones doing it for me

airmark:
And a striker raised them from the dead. A40 how far?

I am happy Enrique didn't buy a quality striker like Gyokeres. Let's see how they will win next Ucl.

Always running your mouth no break no jam no sense.

How many teams with strikers have PSG beaten without striker

Kimbeast:
Airhead the same Psg team without a striker has gotten to back to back final. What do you have to say.

Hehehehe everyone is clocking the Akpuruka analyst.

I wonder what his lamba would be when PSG do back to back without a striker

Just not good enough. Lack of defensive organization and discipline cost us.

Hopefully Kompany does not start believing his own hype because this team cannot dominate Europe with this papier Mache defense. He has to have the humility to evaluate if it's the personnel or the playing style and address it. Cos on a night where your attack cannot bail you out you are cooked

Leyqute:
1. Mendes handball for second yellow
2. Névés handball for penalty.

The ref should’ve given at least one of those calls. Both players extended their arms in both situations. Teams have been punished for much softer offenses.

And if you remember in the first leg they blew the same thing against Davies to give PSG a pen

Upamenonsense running like a 3 legged dog. Stanisic out of position.

When will these two mediocrities leave this team ffs

Shit show performance all round

Theflint1:
The age long cry of my Oga is using me and giving me peanuts.

If he's dissatisfied with what he negotiated and got prior to entering the ring he should setup his own thing, afterall according to him na im start celebrity boxing for Naija

This him format don cast make e pivot. I really thought after that collab with Skepta e go begin rebrand and leave this him local packaging behind

livelongprospa:
That's why I'm tired of him.
Just do well.

Fingers crossed Obi and Kwankwaso do well up north especially in kano.
I'm not concerned about the SS, SE and NC.

I won't be surprised El Rufai ports to NDC too

If Obi has strong Northern backing and an iron clad agreement that he will only do 1 term, he will get a lot of support from unexpected places.

4 years is enough to turn Nigeria towards the right direction

Emaprince:
Batch cooking in Nigeria? How many households can afford that?

Country wey minimum wage is like 50k. People are just not in touch with reality at all.

Fantasy talk is all I'm seeing here. Most people can't afford to outsource cooking and a lot of the ones that do are living fake life to accommodate for their laziness.

izzou:
A Southerner is beating him up there...

But his followers have us believing that the North doesn't vote Southerners.

Let him team up with Amaechi. They will win

Tinubu is not just any Southerner, he is at least on paper a Yoruba Muslim and religious and tribal polarization is at an all time high.

We saw what happened when GEJ ran vs a Northerner. So this is not south issue

livelongprospa:
Atiku please do well up north

That's why his candidacy is a waste of everyone's time. He's not even dominant in that said North. Tinubu is still beating him there in several states

MorataFC:
Those are already-made, high-net-worth families. They didn’t start life like that. Many of them built their wealth first, succeeded in business or career, and then outsourced domestic tasks like bulk cooking. By the time they reached that level, their marriages had already survived the early years when money was tighter.


But the man was speaking to young men preparing to start a family, especially those one operating on Nigeria's salary wages structures, so using these elite households as your reference point is misleading. How many Nigerians man can start his life with that examples?
The ratio of families who can comfortably afford consistent, quality quarterly catering like what you posted here versus those who cannot is probably 1:10,000 or even lower in Nigeria today.( These are the ones the man is talking to)
When you are just starting out, with rent, bills, school fees (when children arrive), and the general cost of living, constant outsourcing is not sustainable. You cannot build the foundation of your marriage on a lifestyle that only becomes feasible after you have “made it.” That is his advuce.

The crucial point people miss in this Pasror Adeboye’s advice is,
He wasn’t speaking to the Billionaires who live in Ikoyi or Banana Island. He was speaking to the millions of young men in the congregation who are still trying to build something real from the ground up,( which are made of 90-95% of men who want to marry) .

Make them dey whine. If you like you wey never chop belleful go marry who no sabi cook. By the time you're spending 50% of your salary on food and rent body go tell you

Eating good food consistently outside is expensive even in First world countries. Come be 3rd world like Nigeria. Guys want to pretend like most Nigerians can afford to outsource cooking on a family scale.

birdman:
To be fair, they won a chip spamming 3s. Such is the math of kalo kalo, you win one you lose the rest. Gamblers never quit when they are ahead, they keep reliving tge math statistic

Where is affirmative action GM Brad these days?

I will always cheer for their downfall after denying Udoka a chip

For me though it's just bizarre that they are not even trying to play the game any other way.

When I look at how their roster is constructed with mostly slow catch and shoot guys who can't really put the ball on the floor, I'm inclined to blame Brad Steven's as much or even more than Mazzulla.

For all we know Mazzulla is a modern MLB type manager that's just there for show while the analytics boys tell him what to do

Sportsweb:
So if woman doesn't know how to cook or doesn't want to cook, so who cooks for her family?. She will bring another woman chef to cook for her and husband?. It's funny o

Allow everybody oh. If she no go cook for me what of the kids. What will they eat? We will just be buying Chowdeck or Doordash outside everyday or wetin

So you will be paying all the bills for woman wey no fit cook. Which kin madness be that one.

I also ask. What was she doing in her youth when all her contemporaries were learning to cook? Not even once a week?

That one is trophy wife as good as furniture. And I don't believe any nigga under 60 should be marrying a trophy wife.

Everyone with what works for them sha but I've never met any woman who no gree cook that don't possess other glaring flaws.

izzou:
So Atiku cannot support Obi or any Southerner?

It has to be Southerners supporting Atiku.

Atiku 2031....Let me go and start branding my shirt and face caps.

Atiku betrayal is what led to this mess. I rather Tinubu complete his 8 years than for Atiku to smell Aso Rock. Let's see who will answer him at 84

48 3s. Only made 13

Mazzulla 3pt kalokalo has cost him again. Roster full of 3pt spammers and nothing else

Fairs. At least y'all are not going down without a fight unlike the Nuggets

Roland17:
This Meerkat is watching us get obliterated by Embiid with his small lineup but has refused to bring in Vucevic. We are just spamming Hail Mary 3s.

17 3's in a quarter. Oof.

Problem is JT injury has given him an alibi.

He's a one trick pony coach. Basically a Mike D'Antoni but with some defensive nous.

The reaction when Tatum returned. So many people had Celtics as a title threat. To end up as the team that allowed a lower seed come back from 3-1 is a generational anti climax

izzou:
You're still mixing it up.

I cannot cook
I don't want to cook

Na two different scenarios be that.

I have a praying mother was funny sha

It is strange to me that someone cannot cook at all. You don't even have a go-to meal you can whip up for anybody? That tells me people consistently cook for you. And to me that one is a red flag. I keep telling you cooking is not just food it's also an act of service and hints at a level of unselfishness and also health consciousness

If they cannot do that I'm not willing to stick around to find out their other negative traits

Imagine being married to someone and you're at work like a slave and you can't even look forward to their cooking. You are already calculating where you go buy takeaway, mind you na you dey pay all the bills. God forbid bad thing

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Questionable outfit and behavior aside you can see the OT they are giving her. The question is why would you deal with anyone who either didn't receive this OT or rejected it that made them grow to an adult that can't cook

Either way it's no bueno

Celtics are actually making it competitive. I thought they were cooked after the first

izzou:
One more question please, before I rest my case

Say...

You meet a beautiful Canadian girl. She loves you, and she's everything you have always looked out for, but she cannot cook, especially your Nigerian meals.

Do you?
1) Automatically end the relationship
2) Find a way to see it work?

I'm not a difficult person to cook for. Give me protein (Chicken,Lamb,Goat,Steak and season it. E no pass like that) Put pepper for my food. E no pass like that cos for starters I don't even like most traditional Nigerian meals. SS/SE soup always has to have some seafood and I don't like seafood. Name the seafood I don't eat it. Most of the soups I eat na Egusi, efo riro wey no too need am.

How can a woman love you and not be interested in cooking food you like? A woman that wants to be with you everyday but she no wan cook and is not ready to try? Which kin akpuruka love be that one? Wetin even be una criteria for love

I have met a Serbian woman and Nigerian man who cooks food from both countries for her man. Iranian woman and Naija man, same thing. There is a popular babe on twitter Nwanyi Ocha. Swiss woman and cooks for her husband

I go come choose person wey no fit cook?? Please oh I have a praying mother

izzou:
He did not say "Not Cook".

He said " Cannot cook"

These are two different things. Someone can prepare Egusi and it's not delicious....That's a "Cannot cook" right there

So after looking at her life and she fits my profile, I should leave her because of Daddy GO's recommendation?

It's humanly impossible to not be able to cook any food after a certain amount of repetition. I asked what she was doing from puberty to adulthood that she cannot cook at all. It's either she is a Nepo baby (a lot of them can actually cook) or a wannabe baddie. If she's the latter no problem let's break her pockets, if she's a struggle baddie. What's her use?

A woman that does not care about her nutrition and that of her partner and potentially offspring is a red flag to me.

Your profile is your profile e no really bother me, I'm just telling you that a woman that cannot cook the chances of her meeting that your profile just based on probability is very low

izzou:
I don't know. Infact, I don't think I have met a lady that cannot cook. The worst I have seen is "I don't like cooking", not tht they cannot cook.

But if any man's primary criterion for marriage is cooking, then he should save the contact of Divorce attorneys for future use.

The ones divorcing here and there, did you hear them say food was the problem?

How does a man of God say Cooking is the primary requirement for a wife?

I don't need to go further. That's his opinion, and if you see it as good, that's okay. I just cannot see how someone will base a serious commitment as marriage on Cooking

Cooking is one of the criterion. A woman's inability to cook does not guarantee a successful marriage either so bragging and making it a personality flex that your wife cannot cook is not what we should normalize

For one food just like sex is engine oil that makes romantic relationship run smoothly. There is a reason families of old used to sit together on the dining table for dinner

Meals prepared inhouse with love hits different than ordering Chowdeck every day.

Cooking is a love language (Acts of service) What I'm telling you is that a woman that will not cook is most likely lacking in the other aspects that make a good wife

Roland17:
Omo they are pressing the Patriots to discharge Vrabel like I predicted. He has been away from the team for a while now.

I don’t know how my Celtics will respond tonight. Sometimes, playing at home in consequential games have not gone great for us.

I did see season ticket holders giving him a standing ovation. I doubt the Patriots will sack him. He is Patriots royalty. I think the issue is his madame and if she will give him ultimatum.

I really hope he don't go out like Udoka, cheating is wrong but I don't believe anyone should lose their means of livelihood for cheating. Russini is not a Patriots employee last I checked

No Tatum no Queta, I am seeing Luka Garza and Ron Harper Jr. What is that your werey coach cooking. Only one way to find out

Even Alakija dey cook. Come be Nkiru or Bisi with wig and vibes no go sabi cook. Say na if she resourceful and loyal. Wetin I wan take loyalty of woman wey no sabi cook do? The same way women no rate loyalty of poor man. If you like no loyal. If I catch you e don bizzle regardless.

Besides what are the odds that a resourceful woman doesn't know how to cook at all. You people should be realistic abeg. She go dey "resourceful" meanwhile na you still dey pay for every

Roland17:
Wetin Mekwe don cost men ehn!

E go shock say even the Elumelu and Otedola encourage their daughters to learn how to cook.

God abeg oh!

Patriots coach, Michigan coach. The Patriots coach already said his wife has rendered his private parts useless, which is understandable they have kids in their 20s.

Btw I see una starting lineup. Laugh wan kill me. 0 minutes together this season

izzou:
Now put this your reasoning inside Daddy GO's statement.

Can you see that it doesn't make sense?

There are far more better virtues to look out for in marriage, than making Cooking your priority

Let's think logically here. Knowing the importance of food and the fact that it is literally a medicine. What is the likelihood a woman that cannot cook for her husband and children will possess those better virtues you are speaking about

raumdeuter:
Soon they will say mekwe sef no be criteria and expecting mekwe in marriage is asking for too much we are at a point where expecting a woman to be the main person cooking and doing a good job at it is seen as absurd and off

Ahn ahn that one na normal level nau. You are a pervert with no self control for demanding mekwe in marriage. How dare you? Even if it's once in 5 years. Her body,her choice

These people are so passionate about doing nothing for the men unfortunate enough to marry or aspire to marry them it's crazy

From infancy to adulthood what will go on in your life that will make you unable to cook. Even a man should be able to cook the basics never mind a woman. Nepo baby still get excuse but a middle class to ajepako has no excuse. That is a huge character flaw and someone like that will most likely be bad with money cos eating out overall in a family setting is more expensive

I've seen rich, accomplished women that can still cook. So the average has no excuse

DissTroy:
You're right. I've followed Banky on Instagram for no less than 8 years until a few minutes ago. (It's a crime to follow a self-confessed simp.)

He had his born-again pastorship bout twice where he and his wife use to do that performative religious nonsense. Now she's back to thirsting on Instagram.

Banky does public speaking and even had sponsored programmes to Woke schools in the U.S. like NYU and the likes. So I get it.

The odd thing is Banky's mother is Akwa-Cross and I remember his interview with Fade in 2009 on Radio Continental Lagos going on about her being a good cook and him not wanting to say certain things because she's at RCCG Camp listening.

How that guy with that kind of homely mother ended up simping and cooking while his wife crosses her legs is beyond me.

Feminist Coven have already gone to town with it. Why didn't Banky just shut up?!

You get time sha. Aside from his early music when I was much younger nothing consign me with all these people. I feel we need to know less and less of them outside of what they became initially known for.

A guy like Banky has an image to propagate and that is the Woke Progressive Black man which is cool and dandy but being progressive man for women that still place traditional demands for men is illogical to me. Why I go dey cook for woman that still expects me to pay all the bills?Any man doing progressive man for Naija babes is a professional mugu. Progressiveness must extend to your purse as well not house chores alone

Tbh I don't know anyone in real life living this feminist utopia where they don't do jack and the man is just paying for everything. For the most part the ones who don't want to cook and clean and bring something to the equation apart from their vagina are single. The truth is there will never be enough simps to go around as many as they might be

There is a reason they are all crashing out about this Klay and Meg bants

Jayson Tatum out.

DissTroy:
Plus a woman who loves you without inhibitions will be extra particular about what goes into your stomach to nourish you. She treasures you.

You both bang like rabbits, exchanging bodily fluids but cooking is where she draws the line?

How wealthy was Adesua before meeting Banky W? Was she an A-list actress?

So throughout university to living independently before marriage, she bought food? She didn't even try to make herself a meal?

She didn't love herself enough to lookup YouTube tutorials to cook at least simple meals, not to mention her lover?

Carrying his babies isn't a thing, but cooking is drawing the line?

So her two sons will never grow up seeing mummy cook for the home?

Feminized men!

A lot of times a chic that can't and won't cook also tend to have other undesirable traits so asking guys not to require their chic to cook is propaganda I will not be falling for. Especially since most people can't even afford to consistently out. I'm not saying cooking should be their sole responsibility. Most dudes can also cook but to open eye marry woman wey no fit cook just doesn't make any sense to me. I strongly doubt most women have other good attributes that even make up for that.

There's no excuse for a non nepo baby to not know how to cook.

As for Banky whether e dey wash him wife G-string that's really not my business. It's when you come out to say that's what "real men" should do is where you will get push back. Same goes for cooking, even if he has Diddy and Cassie arrangement. Na him gats deal with that on a daily.

I sense he does a lot of pandering to appeal to Liberal and Shade Room Twitter. A lot of these guys seek approval from that crowd which is why they come to volunteer this information we didn't ask for