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vizkiz:
[b]nice one baba!

*Their rooms are painted in pink and most of them choose that colour as favourite! forget say na virgins dey use pink pass...these stuffs don't apply to 9ja chicks. Even the one whey dey do osho go dey form "I don't like dick"

*They will tell you "I am a virgin" whenever you guys are talking about sex...believe me, if a girl is truly a virgin, she will not tell you. She will wait till you guys are "going down" and she will unveil the secret of her virginity at that "hot moment"
(I don get too many experiences, chai, konji almost finished me )

*she is a model: do I need to tell you what happens to those models behind closed doors

*she has the "big girls" syndrome: na them dey furck pass. Prove me wrong

My experience:::: I remember when sheila lied to me about her virginity, I was touching, romancing and everywhere was hot! on getting to place and she started crying and saying "baby please don't take my special gift away, baby don't go in bbaaabbbbyyyy...." But na scam if you see how deep and wide the thing is ehn, I couldn't even feel the walls very well!
so where the furck is the special gift[/b]

vizkiz:
[b]nice one baba!

*Their rooms are painted in pink and most of them choose that colour as favourite! forget say na virgins dey use pink pass...these stuffs don't apply to 9ja chicks. Even the one whey dey do osho go dey form "I don't like dick"

*They will tell you "I am a virgin" whenever you guys are talking about sex...believe me, if a girl is truly a virgin, she will not tell you. She will wait till you guys are "going down" and she will unveil the secret of her virginity at that "hot moment"
(I don get too many experiences, chai, konji almost finished me )

*she is a model: do I need to tell you what happens to those models behind closed doors

*she has the "big girls" syndrome: na them dey furck pass. Prove me wrong

My experience:::: I remember when sheila lied to me about her virginity, I was touching, romancing and everywhere was hot! on getting to place and she started crying and saying "baby please don't take my special gift away, baby don't go in bbaaabbbbyyyy...." But na scam if you see how deep and wide the thing is ehn, I couldn't even feel the walls very well!
so where the furck is the special gift[/b]

Chiquitaa:
as a tall girl i cant date nir marry him

VictoriaBee:
Though i am indifferent about gays, this reply is actually dumb as well as north pole and south pole analogy.
What about in viscosity?

Oil and Oil mix.
Water and Water mix.
Kerosine and kerosine mix.

Oil and Water can't mix.
Water and Kerosine can't mix.
Kerosine and oil can't mix.
Does that mean heterosexual is wrong and homosexual is right?
Such a doltish analogy.

Chubhie:
Pictures or I don't believe this. Propaganda is not the change PMB promised the nation. Buhari should resign.

olastoby: Nt far nw

Aaam: lol....u can sue dem 2 court den

worisj: Is it a crime to do predegree? ....@Futa their is God o..after paying 160 k for school fees after moving around 4rm 1 room to another in cce 4 registration after queuing for long hours to submit yellow and white forms after giving us incomplete questions nd questions with no answers in our mts001 exam after given us calculus integration and differentiation in our mts 002 exam with only 35 mins to answer them after given us a hard theory test in our phy002......though we wrote our exams in June you released our result in August while jambites wrote theirs in July nd you released their result that same day....the painful part is we don't get a chance to change our course unlike the jambites you'll just throw us in any school of your choice...after all the stress for 8 months what we get in return is suspence, hypertension and long waiting...we can't wait any longer....#BRING_BACK _OUR _LIST!!!

worisj: Is it a crime to do predegree? ....@Futa their is God o..after paying 160 k for school fees after moving around 4rm 1 room to another in cce 4 registration after queuing for long hours to submit yellow and white forms after giving us incomplete questions nd questions with no answers in our mts001 exam after given us calculus integration and differentiation in our mts 002 exam with only 35 mins to answer them after given us a hard theory test in our phy002......though we wrote our exams in June you released our result in August while jambites wrote theirs in July nd you released their result that same day....the painful part is we don't get a chance to change our course unlike the jambites you'll just throw us in any school of your choice...after all the stress for 8 months what we get in return is suspence, hypertension and long waiting...we can't wait any longer....#BRING_BACK _OUR _LIST!!!

BigSamX: 4rm a reliable source,it 4rm secretary of d admission officer..I also drop d cutoff 4 d 1st list which was very accurate

seydam21: 2nd batch to be out soonest!
Wishes all of you here best of Luck
i prophesized dat, from today till d end of dis week dis thread will reach 120pages with testimonies in jesus name!
#status: ADMITTED!

Jdrake: there is provided u hv TD in ur O'levels result

Jdrake: there is provided u hv TD in ur O'levels result

seydam21: Buhahahhahuuuaaal look at this rickettttty, your generation is the owner. Your bluetooth connection has fail pastor of nowaday will chop your money na...i may advice u to go for fasting lugubrious news reader for bleshh ....olukede

Bleshh: BRO, NA Me 0!!! Buh Jesus has done it... Today was deliverance service, and the Pastor prayed for me and told me the curses and bondages are now being transported, carried away and delivered to Seydam21's generation! Bros, i no even knw say na u be Seydam21 sef, na just this afternoon i c am! Aleluiah!!!

Bleshh: BRO, NA Me 0!!! Buh Jesus has done it... Today was deliverance service, and the Pastor prayed for me and told me the curses and bondages are now being transported, carried away and delivered to Seydam21's generation! Bros, i no even knw say na u be Seydam21 sef, na just this afternoon i c am! Aleluiah!!!

worisj: lol i don tell una when dem go release 2nd list and its going to be sept 26 deadline for acceptance fee will be oct 9 which they will post pone!!!!....as for change of course ya'll should wait while i inquire from God