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fayemi was d best... He lectured those guys like mere students... Dat man is a brain... Take it or leave It ...fayemi was d best today...my view.

DedeNkem:
Grab the bull by the horn!
You have an easy catch and still you' re fucking scared to tell her your feelings. I can't say "be yourself" because your present self s*ucks real bad and that's why you were only able to befriend your m*asturbation prone hands.
The chic knows you too well which kinda made it easier for you. Summon some goddam courage and go talk her! She won't bite you, I promise! The worst thing she could do is to say "no". That's it, it won't turn your life upside down. You need to grow some f*ucking balls and have confidence in your damn self. Never use your f*ucking deafness as a weakness, it should make you stronger!
There are tons of stuff to talk about. You only have to start by talking about stuffs that concerns her - like her good looks (don't f*ucking overdo it), job, hobbies, her favorite stuff (like movie, music, etc), future ambition, and her unforgettable life experiences, try to be funny (chics love it) and then finally let her know your feelings for her and be real with it.
Don't f*ucking tell her you want to marry her. That scares some chics away because it's the same as telling a chic you're toasting that you love her. She may see you as a player. And don't entice her with money! Entice her with your good personality (if you have it).
Don't tell her you're a f*ucking virgin for God's sake! She may see you as an inexperienced j*erk and wonders why you haven't had any chic in your life at your age. It could also make her think something is damn wrong with you. You should only tell her few seconds before sex so she won't call you an as*shole if you f*uck up in bed. Watch some p*orn to learn how guys get laid.
Few chics would be excited to f*uck a virgin because of the rarity of virgin guys, not because the sex will be great.
Now get your as*s out and look for her!

Originalsly:
Hmmm.....something deaf from primary school level writing like this?....I don't believe it. @the problem..... try making friends first...... one of them would become your gf before you even know.

wat a f*ucking post....laffing ma f*ucking ass out... U f*ucking tried with ur f*ucking points f*ucking nigga.. lOl

Venom104:
TIP NUMBER 5: Don't school in ABU, FUTO, FUTA etc

pls explain y

pls is D.E list out? Urgent reply

hmm..goodday guys, hapi new month in advance...

evening guys...how d hustles?

Tunnarh:
I want to print my admission letter for jamb site , but is it colored or black and white am I to print and how many original am to print

coloured

mrpackager:
Awon weyrey

abi broda...werey +werey=wereydimeji..lOl...Goodmorning pple

paulexy1998:
yea

alright congrat! Goodlucks i wish u

paulexy1998:
Utme 250, putme 76

have u been admitted?

e don tay wey i reach here oo... Any advice abt COC... And waiting i fit change 2 4rm mech engr? i fit no change sef...I go jamajama am....I must enta mech....lol all advices and insults entertained G.morning o

pls anyinfo on IJMB? anybody with idea pls quote me... Man got 2 work on plan C and D ...lOl

success254:
pls,wot is d cut off 4 elec/elect? cos my agg. is 73.5 and not admitted yet

omo ,m speechless ooo..wats ur jamb and pume score A friend of mine had 72% aggre,not admitted into mech

can I still change ma cousre in 200l If yes,pls how? if no, pls tell me.. So that i wont borda buyin COC... No b say i go change course and i no go fit do mech again... If na 2 run jamb again 365 days long bt if it worth getin ma mech nxt yr;so b it! but i wont choose futa again

FolabiCash:
That's nice. What was your aggregate bruh?

69.13% jare...

guys: jst saw sum1 admitted for mech,aggre:69.25%

no hope lost...MEE, aggre:69.. Still observing

jst,observing! all will be well soon

happysunday..... Evribodi jst dey observe

waitin dey list suppose show 2day or 2moro..... we go all smile broad afta finding our names printed boldly in it.... Gooodmorning

mrpackager:
Bro

What happened? last year

lol... Admission happened.. Wasnt giving mee... So this yr..i don enta by God'sgrace..

bolaji3071:
[size=24]Person just dey reload Futa, Nairaland, Myschool websites every minutes. Lol.

#We shall rejoice after checking our admission status ooo, Ijn![/size]

SCREAMING AMEN!!!

bolaji3071:
[size=24]Person just dey reload Futa, Nairaland, Myschool websites every minutes. Lol... #We_Shall_All_Recieve_Goodnews_Atlast![/size]

abi ooo...i jst dey rotate am...facebook room,nairaland,whatsappgoup,myschool,google also... and even futa portal.... chai.... We don make am by Gods grace

HAPPYNEWMONTH

same here...

likely ; this week

Professor1234:
pls ooo, my chance for chemistry oo, jamb 62% and post ume 48% . . . .

all will be well... Jst remain +ve and keep praying

mrpackager:
FUTA here I come
by this time last year aspirants have begin to know their fate
anytime /anyday Success is ours
#Team SEET.

yh nigga...they don dey check names 4 d sch.... Which course are u 4? Whats ur pume score?

g.m...when will b list b out, mrpackager and cash... I sight una...was here last yr ...rep mech always...

engineering courses are the toughest...u must know hw 2 handle dem 2 get 1st class... Na work and pray b d way out in engineering courses....u can read abt...aeronautics/aerospace engineering,mech,chem,petroleum,elect,comp,mechatronics,genetics,system,met/mat,mining,bio-medical,etc...am sure afta making research u will change ur motive 2wards engineering courses... Bt evry student jst need God and more studies