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yomadepraze:
microbiology o ....Jesus gv me gud jamb scores

emeijeh:
Where is Simi?

kehinde1588:
It was really a sad moment for us when it was announced that the dept has been scrapped and they know full well that none of us chose this course when we applied. Now our destiny has been changed again

Davash222:
Smart Oloshos, if you report to the Police, they'd claim the money is for the sexx you had with them and Police will ask you 'you Bleep dem' and you said 'yes'... Case Close!!! Nobody dies

Nbote:
OP no worry, d owner go open am for me... No need to crack am, screen cost now

ERCROSS:
[b] Hmmm...
I did a lot of tinz naa but I will jst share d most interesting one..
It was at a Government public school...There was this ]MR MARTINS who happens to be a womanizing male teacher then, back then when big gurls r still in secondary schools ooo..
He happens to knw m d boyfwend of a gurl he's been eyeing and since then he's been looking for ways to shock me.

On that fateful day, The closing bell had jst been ranged, I took to the stairs coz my class was sited on the second floor of a storeyed building. On my way down the stairs with other students and, coincidentally the so called Mr Martins on the 3rd step ahead of me, I greeted him frm the back and he looked back and replied. Jst few seconds later , he turned back and started shouting who said that.

I and d other students on the stairs were like who said what . He turned back and suddenly pointed to me.. U r the one.. and I was Chisos
it struck my face like a thunder and my face went red... The sound of the slap drew the attention of other students.. He dragged me to the teachers staff room asking me to confess ...

After like 20 minutes, he asked me to leave and report to him the following day... Then, I went to meet my friends who had been waiting for me while watching the whole event unfolding.

Wetin u do naa, how d tin take happen, na u talk am ? Wetin dem talk say u do, why him dey harrass u naa...? my friends bombarded me wit different questions and I narrated the whole scenario for them and were like shuo ... which levels na, e slap u and u no fit do anything .... and dey succeeded in hardening my heart..

The following day, the event has become d talk of the school but I was determined to show the e-diot some pepper. I no go him office to report, I was expecting he will find me come class by himself.. he sent some students to come call for me, of which I refused.. few hours later he came to my class, located my seat, he asked me to stand up, I stood up... and later he asked me to kneel down... hian.. U say what... kneel down for where ? I knw fit.. I jst tell him I can't ... Na here the film start ... He went for a while and was back few minutes later with one MR BABATUNDE who happens to be the most ruthless teacher in school back then. He yelled at me to kneel down but I stood defiant, he lifted up d cane in his hands to hit me and I was quick to get hold of his hands dragging the cane wit him.. D class shouted at this acts, and they were ordered to go kneel down outside under the scorching sun by MR MARTINS who jst stood aside, surprised by my stubbornness, I cha see chance escape d class and went out of school jumping ova d fence for that day..

My friends who v been fed by d news hailed me and on the assembly ground d following day, it was announced that a student beat d MR BABATUNDE and I was like ... wtf... I only dragged the Cain in his hands and stood defiant to his command , I didn't beat him oooo.. [/b]

Thank God the principal wasn't around.. One way or the other, I cha get myself out of that mess.. And till date in dat skool, it stood a news and a rumour that a student once beat MR BABATUNDE...