₦airaland Forum

Tundeiab:
You focus too much on what God isn't doing and in the process forget what God is doing.

Many slept and didn't wake up today but you did.
many don't have hands to type a message on their phones, but you have.
Many are paying for oxygen in the hospital but you have it FOC...
The list goes ON and ON.

You are very ungrateful. Many pray everyday to be in your present position but they are not.


Ask for forgiveness and seek for deliverance.

do you know that there are lot of people praying and fasting presently that God should heal them but yet nothing has happened and most are now even finding means to commit suicide?so sleeping well or waking well are not the issue to many people,so that is just an excuse for those that did not SEE VERY WELL.

do you know that this is a cake as well?

my own surprise is that when sad occurrence happen to somebody the men of God will say its because you are not closer to God and if you now close to God and evil thing happen again,men of God will say God always test the faith of his own people.im confused

donholy28:
at d first pics Is this a burial ceremony... nobody is smiling

how do you want the woman that put on Ankara smile?also the man at back that is advertising close up nko?

Armaggedon:
what is the yoruba name of lagos?

you need to adjust your glasses.read again "Lagos means "lakes" in Portuguese, the language of first European-settlers known to visit the settlement".Lagos is Portuguese language because they are the first settlers that is why it was named Lagos.if the portugese find anything interesting in your region they would have settled there and named one of your states in their language.

Ori eyin omo Igbo yi ti gbale ooo...bi omode ko ba batan a ba aroba,aroba ni baba itan.please don't ask me to translate this to English.Now to the question,Lagos means "lakes" in Portuguese, the language of first European-settlers known to visit the settlement,then already inhabited by the Awori people, in 1472. From the first contacts with the region until the early 20th century, another Portuguese name for the city that was interchangeably used was Onim, finally abandonned in favor of Lagos.

Prior to Lagos being adopted, the settlement was called Eko by its Kingdom of Benin conquerors, which stems from Eko ("war camp").

if PMB believed these are the people that can handle the posts perfectly let him go ahead...my own concern is that their performance should reflect positively on Nigerians. I'm a Yoruba man,Obasanjo served this country for eight years as a president and there was no improvement in the south west.

Taylor86:
Ogun and crime

be like un-identical Ejimas

yoruba ppl i dey hail ooo

how market for osibande

hope he's performing his duties

abi buhari dey sideline am

you lack sense,even common sense you don't have..pele oo

bolyjay:
are u talking aboutthe chelsea that struggle to beat west brom and drew with swansea at home.

that is EPL for you.just wait and see in the next few weeks you shall see Chelsea on top of the table and it shall remain so till EPL ends.

congratulations in advance to all Chelsea fans for qualifying for round of 16.

if Amaechi go to jail where will GEJ go?

Johnnoah1st:
THE AWKARD moment when an africa monkey thought he as a sense of humour, really suprising i must say.

what is this one saying again?you need brain surgery

BishopMagic:
Poverty man, I am a self made man but slaves like you will rather door baale for crumbs so no wonder you like the slave life.


Yoruba Slave

how I wish I can see your step mothers and beg them to forgive you because they are the one behind your insanity. If not for that you will not be moving from religion hatred to tribal hatred.is it because glo or MTN have given tou free 5MG you can then start posting meanings and thrash on this forum.ha! Aiye ma ni ka ooooo

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BishopMagic:
Saudi owned slave

A slave in Saudi can feed you and your entire family

BishopMagic:
Saudi slave

instead of you to start analyzing growth and development in your life, you are here informing us that one country's reserves has droped....in fact your IQ has dropped drastically

BishopMagic:
With a foreign reserve of over $700bn a year ago, Saudi reserves have dropped to $65bn forcing the kingdom to issue bonds for the first time ever to raise a paltry $27bn. To make matters worse Saudi in the midst of trying to force Shale production down by flooding the market with cheap oil still maintains the most paternalistic social services and to boot is funding an expensive sectarian war in Yemen with them not making any progress what so ever.

The Saudis have to be the dumbest dumb phucks since creation.

why are you on Hospital admission bed collecting drips and injections on another person's sickness?

“The woman said she hesitated at first, but
later gave him her number, after which he
invited her to his house.
“The complainant said when she got to the
accused’s apartment, he lured her into his
room and forcefully had her carnal knowledge
without her consent," you gave unknown person your number and you also have boldness to follow him ti his apartment. You must be a prostitute. If the man jail term is 10 years, you should also assist him to serve 2 years. How I wish I'm a Magistrate

erunz:
Thank to GEJ, minister for power once appeal to vandals to stop blowing pipelines, we all know it was the handwork of the enemy that's APC, today they are in power and have withdrew their touts from vandalizing gas pipelines. But now APC are so quick to give the credit to the name of Buhari. Instead of telling us they have withdrawn their from sabotaging power. God will punished all those deceiving Nigerians. APC is all abt scam, lies propaganda.

your brain has expired

Johnnoah1st:
i believe u are one of the nollywood script writer, a crap storyline i must say.

is it compulsory that you must comment on someone's post?infact you need brain surgery abi you are from polygamous home...well I don't trust your stepmothers

lampardizik:
Hello Nairalanders
so yesterday i learnt that the correct response to "how do you do?" is "how do you do".
it made no sense to me because i thought the logical response would be "fine" or "good" or stuffs like that,that is why i have brought this to NL to clarify. So professors in the house,let us know which is the correct response to "How Do You Do?".
"fine" or "how do you do"

the correct response is "on bed" or "on rug"

BabyDaddy20:
Oh
I have seen their names.
The most educated & sophisticated tribe on earth.
The ever amazing Yellow Bars.

Have you heard that no fewer than 2,000 commercial sex workers in Awka, the Anambra State capital have commenced an indefinite strike?

GudluckIBB:
The people playing the match are enjoying their money and you went to cell for watching them.

Unfortunately they don't even know you and they don't even give a damn wether you were locked up or not.

People take this football thing to the next level.
Make una dey use una head.

it seems you are among those that have been buying human parts from these policemen

did he touched the girl's chest or breast?bcs I don't know what the useless man wioo hold on the vhest of 10 years old girl

Armed robbers came into a couple's house, after rubbing dem,dey handed over a pistol to de husband to shoot nd kill his wife or dey will shoot him deed
The husband started pleading for mercy dat de could nt shoot his wife bcs he loved her so much, the robbers gave him a hot slap,took de gum from him nd gave it to de wife to shoot de husband or she will die,de wife without any hesitation shot straight de husband but there was no bullet in de gum, the robbers started laughing nd left.
If u are the husband WHAT WILL U DO

One day a woman wanted to know how the
husband would
react if she left without telling him where she had
gone. So
she decided to write him a letter saying she is
tired of him
and didn't want to live with him anymore and
after writing
she put the letter on the table in the bedroom
and then hide
under the bed...
When the husband came back home, saw the
letter and read
it, he replied on the same paper and then began
to sing and
dance, while changing his cloth, he got his phone,
dialed a
number then said: "Hey babe, am just packing my
cloth and
i will join you soon, as for the other fool it has
finally
dawned on her that I was fooling around with
her and has
left. I was wrong, really wrong to have married
her, I wish I
had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and left. In
tears and
very upset, the woman got up under the bed and
decided to
go and read what the husband wrote on the
letter.
When she got the letter, it said:"I COULD see your
feet under
the bed, I didn't make any phonecall.. I am going
to buy
bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and
prepare me a
meal....
I LOVE YOU!

abeg who directed the movie? And where can I grap my own copy?

not only 20 tubers of yam ...it is 100 tubers

ile ife was also part of Igbo land....in fact Nigeria as a whole belongs to Igbo. This tribe can kill person with laugh

when it comes to 'advanced' crime in Nigeria, other tribes are still learners. Igbo I hail ooooo