₦airaland Forum

Johnnoah1st:
THE AWKARD moment when an africa monkey thought he as a sense of humour, really suprising i must say.

what is this one saying again?you need brain surgery

BishopMagic:
Poverty man, I am a self made man but slaves like you will rather door baale for crumbs so no wonder you like the slave life.


Yoruba Slave

how I wish I can see your step mothers and beg them to forgive you because they are the one behind your insanity. If not for that you will not be moving from religion hatred to tribal hatred.is it because glo or MTN have given tou free 5MG you can then start posting meanings and thrash on this forum.ha! Aiye ma ni ka ooooo

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BishopMagic:
Saudi owned slave

A slave in Saudi can feed you and your entire family

BishopMagic:
Saudi slave

instead of you to start analyzing growth and development in your life, you are here informing us that one country's reserves has droped....in fact your IQ has dropped drastically

BishopMagic:
With a foreign reserve of over $700bn a year ago, Saudi reserves have dropped to $65bn forcing the kingdom to issue bonds for the first time ever to raise a paltry $27bn. To make matters worse Saudi in the midst of trying to force Shale production down by flooding the market with cheap oil still maintains the most paternalistic social services and to boot is funding an expensive sectarian war in Yemen with them not making any progress what so ever.

The Saudis have to be the dumbest dumb phucks since creation.

why are you on Hospital admission bed collecting drips and injections on another person's sickness?

“The woman said she hesitated at first, but
later gave him her number, after which he
invited her to his house.
“The complainant said when she got to the
accused’s apartment, he lured her into his
room and forcefully had her carnal knowledge
without her consent," you gave unknown person your number and you also have boldness to follow him ti his apartment. You must be a prostitute. If the man jail term is 10 years, you should also assist him to serve 2 years. How I wish I'm a Magistrate

erunz:
Thank to GEJ, minister for power once appeal to vandals to stop blowing pipelines, we all know it was the handwork of the enemy that's APC, today they are in power and have withdrew their touts from vandalizing gas pipelines. But now APC are so quick to give the credit to the name of Buhari. Instead of telling us they have withdrawn their from sabotaging power. God will punished all those deceiving Nigerians. APC is all abt scam, lies propaganda.

your brain has expired

Johnnoah1st:
i believe u are one of the nollywood script writer, a crap storyline i must say.

is it compulsory that you must comment on someone's post?infact you need brain surgery abi you are from polygamous home...well I don't trust your stepmothers

lampardizik:
Hello Nairalanders
so yesterday i learnt that the correct response to "how do you do?" is "how do you do".
it made no sense to me because i thought the logical response would be "fine" or "good" or stuffs like that,that is why i have brought this to NL to clarify. So professors in the house,let us know which is the correct response to "How Do You Do?".
"fine" or "how do you do"

the correct response is "on bed" or "on rug"

BabyDaddy20:
Oh
I have seen their names.
The most educated & sophisticated tribe on earth.
The ever amazing Yellow Bars.

Have you heard that no fewer than 2,000 commercial sex workers in Awka, the Anambra State capital have commenced an indefinite strike?

GudluckIBB:
The people playing the match are enjoying their money and you went to cell for watching them.

Unfortunately they don't even know you and they don't even give a damn wether you were locked up or not.

People take this football thing to the next level.
Make una dey use una head.

it seems you are among those that have been buying human parts from these policemen

did he touched the girl's chest or breast?bcs I don't know what the useless man wioo hold on the vhest of 10 years old girl

Armed robbers came into a couple's house, after rubbing dem,dey handed over a pistol to de husband to shoot nd kill his wife or dey will shoot him deed
The husband started pleading for mercy dat de could nt shoot his wife bcs he loved her so much, the robbers gave him a hot slap,took de gum from him nd gave it to de wife to shoot de husband or she will die,de wife without any hesitation shot straight de husband but there was no bullet in de gum, the robbers started laughing nd left.
If u are the husband WHAT WILL U DO

One day a woman wanted to know how the
husband would
react if she left without telling him where she had
gone. So
she decided to write him a letter saying she is
tired of him
and didn't want to live with him anymore and
after writing
she put the letter on the table in the bedroom
and then hide
under the bed...
When the husband came back home, saw the
letter and read
it, he replied on the same paper and then began
to sing and
dance, while changing his cloth, he got his phone,
dialed a
number then said: "Hey babe, am just packing my
cloth and
i will join you soon, as for the other fool it has
finally
dawned on her that I was fooling around with
her and has
left. I was wrong, really wrong to have married
her, I wish I
had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and left. In
tears and
very upset, the woman got up under the bed and
decided to
go and read what the husband wrote on the
letter.
When she got the letter, it said:"I COULD see your
feet under
the bed, I didn't make any phonecall.. I am going
to buy
bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and
prepare me a
meal....
I LOVE YOU!

abeg who directed the movie? And where can I grap my own copy?

not only 20 tubers of yam ...it is 100 tubers

ile ife was also part of Igbo land....in fact Nigeria as a whole belongs to Igbo. This tribe can kill person with laugh

when it comes to 'advanced' crime in Nigeria, other tribes are still learners. Igbo I hail ooooo

who knows whether the floor is tiled......ojigbijigbi

ibedun:
I prefer the skull of Emeka, Chibuzor or Chinedu for the Abobaku ritual. These foreigners who can't stay in their region should be useful for this purpose!

better still they can still use the heads of stubborn tribe that believed Lagos is no man's land

Hadi Juraid, Transport Ministry Spokesman, said search and rescue teams on Tuesday found all 54 bodies in the wreckage of a plane that crashed at the weekend in Indonesia’s Papua province.

He said in Jakarta that the ATR 42-300 aircraft operated by Trigana Air Service crashed on Sunday, just 10 minutes before its scheduled arrival at Oksibil in the mountainous Pegunungan Bintang district.

Juraid said if the weather was favourable, the bodies would be immediately evacuated and handed over to the affected families once they were identified.

Julius Barata, another Transport Ministry official, said the aircraft’s flight data and voice recorders, known as black boxes, were also found.

He said the recorders would be handed over to the National Transport Safety Committee for investigation.

Search Chief Bambang Sulistyo said the plane was totally destroyed and many of the bodies were burned beyond recognition.

He said earlier attempts by rescue workers to reach the location had been hampered by mountainous terrain and bad weather.

FX Haryono, the Head of the Jayapura post office, said the plane was on a 55-minute flight from the provincial capital Jayapura to Oksibil.

He said four of the passengers were post office workers carrying 468,000 dollars in cash.

Haryono said the money was to be distributed to families in Pegunungan Bintang under a government social welfare scheme.

Critics said Papua relies heavily on air transport because of limited road networks through its jungle.

They said the crash was the third major air accident in Indonesia in eight months.

They recalled that on Dec. 28, AirAsia flight QZ8501 crashed into the Java Sea off Borneo midway from Surabaya to Singapore, killing all 162 people on board.

Also in June at least 141 people were killed after an Indonesian Air Force C-130 plane crashed into a residential area in Medan, North Sumatra and burst into flames.

They said the frequent crashes were likely to raise more questions about the country’s aviation safety.

There are fears in family circle on Tuesday concerning the health of popular Yoruba actor, Moses Olaiya, popularly known as Baba Sala.

Sources in the family said the aged actor was rushed to the University College Hospital, Ibadan on Monday night after his health deteriorated in his Ilesa, Osun State, residence.

One of his sons confirmed to one of our correspondents that his father was rushed to UCH on Monday.

He, however, denied that his father had died as being speculated in some quarters.

Details later…

drchinchek:
Wow!
...sad one. My condolence to the injured.


Wait a minute!
Na me be FTC?
This week will be great 4 Dr Chinchek o!

your condolence to the injured abi the dead?

please what you need is an idea of the message he was trying to pass to your organization...I even thought it is an oil company I don't know that it is business centre.

emmyrichie:
Hehehehehe... @generators. This is more like a joke. Better still, I should gear up for the auctioning process already.

it is not tiger generator or "I pass my neigbour" generator PMB is talking about

may01:
Okay. So what what happened to the guy?

watch out for part 2

Deputy Governor of Borno State, Zannah Umar Mustapha, reportedly died this morning in Yola, Adamawa State, where he was to represent the State Government at the convocation ceremony of Modibbo Adama University of Science and Technology, Yola.