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SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/sarsmustgonow-this-is-the-truth-about-the-nigeria-police-2-most-states-have-got-a-station-or-a-place-where-police-take-people-found-with-guns-or-accused-of-violent-crimes-and-simply-kill-them/

1. Bail is not free.

It’s also not bail – it’s just a bribe you pay to be released. 2. They don’t investigate. They arrest people who have done nothing and ask them to ‘produce’ the suspect. The arrested people have to investigate.

2. Most states have got a station or a place where police take people found with guns or accused of violent crimes and simply kill them.
Accused people are beaten violently in custody till they confess or reveal their accomplices. People are killed in front of others so they confess

3. If you are accused of murder, you are put in a cell till they are ready to take you out and shoot you.
However, if you pay a certain amount of money, you can be swapped out with some innocent, poor people.

4. There are no ‘shoot-outs’.
Nigeria police routinely shoot people in the legs and say it was a ‘shoot out’. This is a common, accepted tactic in Nigeria. Suspects get shot in the legs. Nigeria police force everyone to write a statement of guilt to absolve themselves.

5. Police do not check your car papers for theft.

They check it so they can find a mistake as an excuse to extort people. In Nigeria, people can ‘arrest’ other people. You go to the police, pay money, and they will ‘arrest’ and hold the person till the person solves what you want to be solved

6. A policeman who extorts or collects bribes is considered 100% normal within the force.
Theft and extortion are just so usual that nobody thinks about them. The people who are to face crime are petty thieves, extortioners and murderers. You accept this, but this is NOT normal!

7. It’s not a few bad eggs
it’s 95% rotten eggs with a very few good eggs trying to do their best even though they are underpaid. You can’t fix this with a bandage. You need to amputate.

https://sequlsquid.com/sarsmustgonow-this-is-the-truth-about-the-nigeria-police-2-most-states-have-got-a-station-or-a-place-where-police-take-people-found-with-guns-or-accused-of-violent-crimes-and-simply-kill-them/

LOL. E go shock you

Skyfornia:
That is why it is called a blind date...things will shock you.

The case of Abacha is similar to a sugar daddy sending money to his girlfriend whenever she’s in need even though the girlfriend will squander the money on unprofitable things

Sugar daddy, Abacha, has sent money to lover girl, Nigeria on a countless number of times. Isn’t this the kind of relationship many girls dream of?

The well of assets plundered by the former military dictator, General Sani Abacha doesn’t seem to dry up as more assets are been uncovered regularly since his demise

Some Nigerians have taken it as a blessing in disguise.

As hilarious as it sounds, Abacha is sending us funds from paradise when we need it, and some persons are satisfied

So we have curated 13 times Late General Sani Abacha Sent Money To Nigeria. *whispers. we have no idea what the government did with all the funds*
Source: https://sequlsquid.com/13-times-late-general-sani-abacha-sent-money-to-nigeria/

Enjoy, share.

July 1999
President Olusegun Obasanjo found and solidified $420 million in resources

May 2002
President Olusegun Obasanjo made an arrangement with the Abacha family to recover $1.2 billion.

November 2003
Former Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala said that $149 million Abacha loot from new jersey island has been recouped

September 2005
Again, former finance minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala claimed that Switzerland had returned $458 million in cash and $2 billion in assets.

March 2014
Switzerland repatriated $380 million of Abacha funds.

June 2014
Liechtenstein returned $227 million of Abacha’s loot to Nigeria

August 2014
United States Department of Justice (DOJ) said that the largest sum of money ever returned in the organisation’s history was $480 million which they intended to hand to the Nigerian government

2016
Switzerland again confirmed that they had returned $723 million so far to the Nigerian government from Abacha loot.

December 2017
Switzerland also promised to release $322 million dollars more of the Abacha loot

May 2019
£211 million found in a bank in Jersey, United States.

January 2020
On January 29, the Federal Executive Council (FEC) approved the signing of an agreement with the Island of Jersey and the United States of America for the repatriation of the stolen assets worth $321 Million

May 4, 2020
In a statement from the Attorney General of Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, it was disclosed that approximately $311,797,866.11 of the Abacha loot was recovered from the US and Jersey.

August 14, 2020
Ireland signed a memorandum of understanding with the federal government to return €5.5 million looted by Sani Abacha.

You are blown away, aren’t you? The numbers are shocking and very annoying. You know the Yoruba adage that says “when a situation is beyond crying, we just laugh”. Trust Nigerians, when news like this break, Nigerians just laugh. Let’s hope our sugar daddy, Abacha sends us more money in the nearest future. Don’t forget to share this.

visit: https://sequlsquid.com/ for fun and relatebale content.

As though going on a first date isn’t eerie enough with the standard awkward minutes to worry about (like coming up short on things to discuss and worrying whether you’re talking off point or that you should offer to pay), things can get a million times more terrible if any of these first dates disasters happen. I recommend you read from source to enjoy the this

SOurce: https://sequlsquid.com/all-the-weird-things-that-could-happen-on-a-blind-date/

1. Your date spends the whole time on their phone
Hey!! Are you implying I’m boring or what?

2. Your Date disappears halfway through the night
The date isn’t going as expected. It’s probably boring and your date decides to rapture on you

3. Your date changes the plan at dying minute
A dying minute call from you date claiming something came up and they can’t make it

4. A friend decides to tag along
Like WTF? You trying to steal my date?

5. Your date shows up late
You know what they say about first impression lasting long? This could be a sign that if things move further from here and you two decide to get married, your date could even show up late at your wedding.

6. They continually whine about how cute you are

Calm down. Shey you are whinning me ni? You’ve said that several times already. Saying it twice is flattering but when it becomes the center of the conversation, then it’s weird. if you don’t have anything else to say, why don’t we just call it a day?

7. Your date doesn’t look like what you’ve been seeing in pictures

Yikes!!! God will punish phone filter

8. Your date has an offensive body odour
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Lord please, I can’t deal.

9. You mistakenly mention something you know about your date from stalking them on social media
mrw i was set up on a blind date with a girl who turned out to be feet inches 176876

They will just be looking at you like one creepy being

10. When you have exhausted all the topics and there’s nothing else to talk about
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Whether they don’t talk, or you totally clam up, or you just don’t have anything in common, having a conversation is like pulling teeth, so you’re just sitting there like:

11. When your date is boring in real-life but interesting on the phone

How do these things happen

Adulthood is a scam! You were so much in a hurry to grow up and leave your parent’s house. Now you are grown and wished you were a kid again. You missed those days when life was simple, when all you only thought about was food, sleep, and play.

There are a significant number of things you should have known while growing up.

Nobody, not even your parents, ever disclosed to you the scam about adulthood. But we will tell you.

Here are 11 scams you should have known about adulthood

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/11-adulthood-scams-your-parent-should-have-told-you/

1. You’re going to spend a lot of time figuring stuff out
You know how you were a child and you wanted to be a doctor, lawyer and so on? And mummy and daddy was always there to assist you with your schoolwork? Life looked easy until reality slaps you in the face. You would spend the most part of your adult life figuring out stuff.

2. They don’t tell you that you will suffer alone sometimes
That you won’t be able to share everything as you used to when you were younger, you won’t be able to throw tantrums and break things because you now have responsibilities, you now have commitments, you now have people who count on you for strength so you can’t really break, you can’t share your struggles, you have to always pretend that things are normal.

3. Life is Hard
That’s self-explanatory.

4. They don’t tell you that growing up is a project you’ll have to work on for the rest of your life.
…but the good news is, you’ll always find within you what it takes to complete the project. You’ll always find within you what it takes to do it yourself.

5. They don’t tell you that love gets more complicated as you get older
You probably grew up watching romantic movies and fantasizing about your love life. Love is nothing like you see in movies. It’s more complicated than what you see on your screen.

6. They don’t tell you that growing up is a lot tougher than you think
But so are you.

7. Make Your Health a Priority, Not an Option
That’s why we ate so much junks growing up and thought we were enjoying life.

8. They don’t tell you about heartbreaks
It doesn’t matter who you are or where you are from, you would experience one or two heartbreaks in your adult life.

9. They don’t tell you about money and personal finances
They don’t tell how to save and keep money until you find yourself in debt every now and then.

10. They don’t tell you about BILLS
You pay so much bills and you wonder if all you came to this world to do is pay bills.

11. All will “not always” be well
All will be well. You go dey alright las las.

Which other Adulthood scam are we missing? Let us know in the comment section.

I bet you will be able to identify these Nigerian celebrities by just looking at their pictures. 90% of people failed this

https://sequlsquid.com/quiz-can-you-identify-these-nigerian-celebrities/

Abiola Ajimobi, who died on Thursday in Lagos due to COVID-19 Complications will be buried on Sunday.

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/late-ex-governor-of-oyo-state-abiola-ajimobi-to-be-buried-on-sunday/

The burial was initially scheduled to hold on Friday, but according to the special assistant on media to the governor, Mr. Bolaji Tunji, the event has been postponed following consultations with the governments of Lagos and Oyo.

YOU WOULD LIKE: 10 Things We Know About Former Governor Of Oyo State, Abiola Ajimobi
“In close consultation with the governments of Lagos and Oyo States, the date for the burial ceremony has been announced. Barring any changes, his body will be interred at the Senator Ishaq Abiola Ajimobi Central Mosque at Oke Ado, Ibadan at 12noon on Sunday, the 28th of June, 2020, after the traditional Muslim prayers,” the statement read.

“To ensure that strict COVID-19 protocols are adhered to and in light of the current circumstances of our national health challenges, the family appeals to the public to observe strict adherence to COVID-19 protocols in their participation.

“Furthermore, details of the live media coverage of the funeral ceremony will be made public by tomorrow.

“In the near future, details of a larger funeral gathering will be announced where a lot more of his well wishers will have the opportunity to pay him their respect.”

Ajimobi was governor of Oyo from 2011 till 2019 when he completed his second term in office.

He won his first term as governor on the platform of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), and secured a second term victory as a candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

He broke a 39-year record in the history of the state by being the first governor to secure a second term in office.

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/late-ex-governor-of-oyo-state-abiola-ajimobi-to-be-buried-on-sunday/

A video documentary titled "Fox hunt" detailing the tracking of  Raymond Abass, also known as Hushpuppi and his co-scammers was released by Dubai Media Office on Twitter on Thursday, June 25, 2020. Just like a Hollywood blockbuster, the video became an instant internet sensation with a lot of shares.

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/hushpuppi-in-soup-what-we-know-about-his-arrest/

After four months of digging, which included hours of monitoring the hushpuppi and his crew's social media accounts, the team got every information required to nail the scammers.

The police tracked every detail and moves of Hushpuppi. 6 raids were conducted at different locations simultaneously to nab the gangs in the Dubai residences.

According to the video, Hushpuppi creates fake pages of websites and redirects payments of victims to their own accounts. The video also reveals that they hack corporate emails and divert financial transactions to their personal accounts.

Numbers

1. Hushpuppi and his team amassed about 1.6 billion dirhams (about N169 billion.) from their criminal activities

2. Hushpuppi and his crew defrauded one million, nine hundred and twenty-six thousand, four hundred (1,926, 400) people

3. Hushpuppi and his team are in possession of 13 luxury cars worth 25 million dirhams (N2. 640 billion)

4. During the operation that led to their arrest, the police recovered items worth more than 150 million dirhams ( N15.845 billion), which included 21 personal computers, 5 hard drives, 47 smartphones, and 15 flash drives.

Meanwhile, Nigeria fighting for his custody

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/hushpuppi-in-soup-what-we-know-about-his-arrest/

It's a popular belief that guys hardly zone girls and this is not entirely true. Some ladies will be stuck in that "prison" forever, others might be able to break free but whatever the case, here's a list of the top struggles girls go through in the 'friendzone'.

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/10-struggles-of-females-stuck-in-the-friend-zone/

1. The struggle of being a stalker.

Girl! In as much as you hate to be termed a stalker, you are actually stalking! You're a stalker. You become a self-assigned and acclaimed FBI agent who finds out your crush's every move. You follow him across all social media platforms, you have his number, you know his friends, his family members, his favourite sports, his ex from two years ago, in fact, all his exes, his everything! The only thing you don't know is probably if he likes you and wants you just as much as you want him. You might just die from stalking him if you don't shoot your shot.

2. The struggle of seeing him want someone else.

So you probably haven't summoned the courage to let him know how you feel about him and you're really thinking of how to shoot your shot and boom, he's loving up someone, someone that is not you.

Even worse, if you both are already friends and then he tells you his interest in the other girl. You have to pretend you're cool with it and happy for him. Hug your pillow to sleep dear, the sun shines in the morning.

3. The struggle of overthinking everything.

Yes, very typical. You go just dey 'calcu' everything. 'He replied my text so fast, maybe he actually likes me too', 'he sent me a good morning text', 'he sent me pictures unprovoked', 'he called to check up on me', 'did he mean I'm beautiful?', 'he remembers my birthday!' LOL. Calm down dear, there's a high chance he's just a nice person like that and doesn't intend to be in a relationship with you.

4. The struggle of being an ass kisser.

So, now that you really like him and crush on him but you can't seem to tell him, you then choose (knowingly or unknowingly) to be an ass kisser. Everything he says makes so much sense, every joke he tells is funny, you like whatever he likes, he can never do wrong. Common girl! Get a hold of yourself. Because he's your crush doesn't mean he's perfect and that he's all intelligent! Are you even sure, you both have the same values

5. The struggle of wanting him after you rejected him at first.

This is quite common. A guy tells you he likes you and wants something serious with you but you outrightly decline because you don't see the picture. You don't like him enough to want something serious. After a good amount of time, because you're conscious he likes you and made his intentions known, you probably start to like him back just as much and want a relationship as well. But there's a problem, you either can't tell him you now like him and he's not bothering to make a second attempt or you tell him and he outrightly also tells you he doesn't want to be in a relationship with you anymore; do me, I do you, man no go vex! �

6. The struggle of see finish.

When I say see finish, I mean when he already knows too much about you and doesn't think it's a good idea to be in a relationship with you. This isn't about you being a bad person or not his type. He'll tell you about how you guys are so close he sees you as a 'sister'. Even wild, this so-called brother might have done some nasty things with his 'sister', now you could be guilty of incest.

Although it is not very common that guys would see you as a 'sister' since they would readily say yes when you shoot your shot, especially if you've bonded well enough.

7. The struggle of getting caught up in talking stage or FWB (Friends With Benefits).

So, my dear friend, you've summoned courage and told your crush exactly how you feel and what you want, he's feeling you too but thinks you guys have to know each other better for a relationship to work. But alas, you remain knowing each other better for another decade; talking stage wey no dey end. Or even worse, he tells you he doesn't want to be in a relationship but you guys can be 'friends with benefits' (FWB). Sister girl! Don't you ever think you can make it serious later if you start with FWB, Nah, DON'T. You'll just keep hurting because that's not what you want!

Tip: If talking stage takes too long, it's advisable you reiterate the purpose of the 'talking stage' and if it's not forthcoming, please don't persist, just let go.


8. The struggle of ruining and losing the friendship.

Other times, you let him know your intentions and he makes it clear it can't happen so you settle for being just friends with the hope that things might change in the future. The future comes, you make a second attempt and it's still the same thing, he doesn't want to be in a relationship with you. You can't persist because you might just lose the friendship and I bet you don't want that.

9. The struggle of dealing with awareness.

By awareness, I mean he's aware that you want him, and so are his friends and your mutuals. They make jokes about you being together and tease you both but you already know it won't happen because he just doesn't want you. This is one of the hardest because it makes every hang out awkward. Everyone is happy in pairs except you both. Usually, in no time, you lost touch and don't want to be around him or any of them anymore.

10. The struggle of a failed relationship.

If I could conduct a research on this, I would. As some guys won't turn you down if you shoot a shot, there's a high chance of a failed relationship after that. The relationship could fail due to so many factors, one of it being that he never really liked and respected you, he just wanted whatever you would bring to the table and jumped on the opportunity, your core values may differ greatly and compromise is not even an option. So dear, before you shoot that shot, take your time, read the lines, engage him, and see if it'll be worth it or you'll be in for a rough ride.

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/10-struggles-of-females-stuck-in-the-friend-zone/

The news of a Nigerian man stabbing his wife to death and then committing suicide by drinking sniper circulated the internet. It was reported that both of them were married and had just moved into Victory Park Estate in Lekki three weeks ago.

SOURCE: https://sequlsquid.com/he-stabbed-his-babe-to-death-and-then-committed-suicide/

Bala Elkana, a spokesperson to the Lagos state police, said their corpses were retrieved after the incident transpired on Sunday.

"I can confirm to you that it happened. We have moved the corpse of the man and that of his wife for autopsy. She was found in the pool of her own blood,” Elkana told TheCable Lifestyle.

“The kitchen knife used was recovered. And we also recovered two bottles of sniper which the man is suspected to have used because foams were also coming out of his mouth.

We gathered from a reliable source, a friend of the lady, who spoke in anonymity that both of them were never married. He claimed the guy was a cultist and was very abusive to the lady.


In a voice note he sent, he claimed that both of them were never married, and the lady got pregnant for the guy while she was studying at the University of Lagos. he further stated that they had planned for their introduction but the guy never showed up due to a slight misunderstanding he had with the lady prior to the set date.

LISTEN TO THE VOICE NOTE HERE: https://sequlsquid.com/he-stabbed-his-babe-to-death-and-then-committed-suicide/
Our source debunked the news circulating the internet that he killed the lady because of a failed paternity test of their second child.

Low data balance can be the most frustrating thing that can happen to any human being. I mean, this is 2020. Not having data or access to the internet is almost equivalent to not having access to air. If you've ever been in a situation where your data is almost exhausted, here are 8 things you can relate with. For an interesting read, I recommend you read from the source.

Source: https://sequlsquid.com/8-things-you-can-relate-with-when-youve-almost-exhausted-your-data/

1) Where to get money to buy another

This is the primary thought on your mind when you’ve almost exhausted your data. Times are hard.


2) How to manage the remaining data

The part where you start selecting what to watch and what not to watch or what to read and what not to read


3) Skipping trending videos

Very painful especially when everyone on your TL is peppering you with the videos by uploading them on their status


4) Turning on your data only to read WhatsApp messages

Very painful something. More painful when you don’t have any meaningful message from your contact


5) That moment when you have 50mb left

This is the news no one wants to hear. This news can give you a heart attack

6) That moment when your data finally finishes

It’s time to go home. This is the time you start thinking about your life and what the future holds for you. Wait! This is also when you start to think someone has left you an important message


7) Cussing your network for zapping too much data

You blame your internet service provider for ‘drinking’ your data.


Abi I should borrow data?

You’ve not paid your debt of 500Naira.

Life is not fair, but you shall prevail.

lol. waiting for the credit

OkikiOluwa1:
1st. I ll come back to give credits

Thank you

carlleung:
Nice one

Regardless of the numerous challenges Nigerians face on a daily basis, you will always find Nigerians bubbling with energy, fun, enthusiasm, and maintaining a positive attitude. You will never find a dull moment with an average Nigerian. This makes you wonder what kind of species we really are. The passion spreads across various elements in Nigeria.

Here are 20 things Nigerians really love and are passionate about dearly.

Source: https://sequlsquid.com/20-things-nigerians-really-love-and-are-passionate-about/



1. Nigerians Love Nigeria

It's no longer news that Nigeria is a blessed and rich country. Rich in good food, rich culture, rich entertainment, natural resources, charming and cool atmosphere.

No matter the situation of the country, Nigerians will not stop loving Nigeria. Nigerians only hate the system and government policies. You just need to visit the airport during festive periods and behold thousands of Nigerians trooping into the country




2. Giveaways and Freebies

Nigerians love ‘Awoof (freebie)’. So much so that we are always looking for free browsing, free wifi, free credit, free money, free food, free date. Anything free, we love. That's why you see several Nigerian celebrities doing lots of giveaways on social media.




3. Travelling outside the country

There is a saying that "If you visit any country you do not find a Nigerian, you should leave" Meeeeen!!! Nigerians love travelling outside the country.

That feeling of "I just returned from abroad", is a feeling Nigerians love so much. They really don't care if it's South Africa of Malaysia, as long as they step out of this country, they are satisfied.

Good enough, No Nigerian wants to return back to the country broke. That's why Nigerians give everything it takes for them to succeed whenever they are opportune to leave the country




4. We are everywhere with the social network   

Nigerians love to spend lots of time Facebooking, Instagramming, tweeting, snap chatting, you name it. We even fiddle with our phones even in the church, during meetings. Many Nigerians don't read or watch the news to know what's happening around them. One thing that also keeps us glued to our phone is fear of missing out



5. We love fashion

Nigerians love fashion. We love to look good, regardless of the maker of the fashion product. Whether aba made or Gucci or Chinese product or a roadside tailor. We don't care. We just want to look good and dope

Nigerians spend good money just to look good. If you will want to know how fashionable Nigerians are, all you need to do is visit any of our events.

You don’t want to be caught in a Nigerian social gathering not looking swagged up, you would be looking out of place. Ladies spend days deliberating on what to wear long before an event.




6. We love sports, especially football

Just like in every part of the world where sports bring a lot of fans, Nigerians are not an exception.  We love sports so much. These days, ladies are now getting involved. We see sports as a means of bonding together even with our enemies.

Super Eagles may not be meeting the expectation of Nigerians sometimes, but that has not stopped us from loving soccer. The premier league has become a god that is worshipped during the weekends.

For wives who have football fanatic husbands or kids, food shouldn’t be served neither should errands be initiated. Some of our men are so passionate about football that they can even fight for their clubs.




7. Owanbe (party) time

Nigerians love to party, party hard. No weekend passes by without party in Nigeria.  You can feel the vibe when you smell the weekend air in Nigeria.

Event centers cashing out week-in week-out. The colourful attires, the displays of local artistes or DJs, the settings, and the food bring thousands of Nigerians outside their homes for "Owanbe". This is a way to unwind after a stressful week in Nigeria. We simply love attending ‘Owanbe’ as the Yoruba people call it.




8. Nigerians are always excited about 'change'

Change excites us. We love change so much because we believe it will bring a ray of hope, or affect us or make us feel among or not left out of a trend or movement. We believe that every change would give us a ray of hope or affect us.

Regardless of the change, we are passionate to know how we can benefit from it.

This change could be seen in a new drink, new slangs, new fashion, new political leaders, new Super Eagle’s coach, even change from a bus conductor. We really love change.




9. Nigerians are VERY hardworking

Nigerians are no lazy youths. Most Nigerians have legitimate jobs and would rather die than get involved in criminal activities




10. We are crazy about cars

Nigerians love cars so much, especially the luxury and the latest models in town. We celebrate the arrival of our new cars like we celebrate the birth of a new baby.

We even celebrate a luxury car whenever it drives past us. We sometimes organize parties to celebrate the arrival of a brand new car. Of course, it mustn’t be brand new. Whether it is ‘tokunbo’ or new, a new car is a new car to us.




11. We are passionate about being successful

The major reason Nigerians work hard is because of our passion for success and making cash. Nigerians often care less about the nature of the job as long as the job is good enough to earn them enough money and make them successful.

It is in our genes to be successful and rich.




12) Sport betting

It's no wonder Bet9ja is the most visited Nigerian website, according to Alexa. Nigerians don't even mind betting against their favorite team and hoping they loose.




13. Music and dance make us go gaga

Nigerians will never have a shortage of dance till the end of time. From yahooze, to swo, to Alanta, to skelewu, to shoki, to zanku and so many other dance steps.

A a matter of fact, there is hardly a day Nigerians don't groove and trend to their favorite artists(s) on twitter.




14. We own the latest electronic gadgets, especially mobile phones

Nigerians love technology so much. We often replace an old model electronic gadget with the latest one. Some people even starve to get a new smartphone or the latest electronic gadget.




15. Holidays make us happy

This is a time to break free from work-related stress, school-related stress, and other stress that comes with being a Nigerian.

We always look forward to the next holiday, we cannot wait for it to come. We wish every day is a holiday




16. We don't joke with family

Blood is thicker than water. No matter how crazy our schedule is, we don't joke with 'blood'. We love our family so much. This is the best cult we can ever join because that is where we can be the kings and queens we may not be outside.




17. Education is our bedrock

Nigerians are very passionate about going to school, either formal or informal. This explains why Nigerians immigrants are the most educated Africans in the united states.

Getting admission into a tertiary institute is something that is held in high regard all over the country. We even sometimes go to church to share the testimony when we gain admission into a tertiary institution.

We push even those who do not like education to do anything around education.




18. We are 5 and 6 with religion

Most Nigerians believe we are the most religious people on the face of the earth. Just a peep from your compound, and you will see several religious places.

We do not play with our religious days and some extremists can even die for their religion.  We strongly believe in the existence of God




19. We love weddings

We are passionate about getting married and attending weddings. if as a non-Nigerian, you happen to be in the midst of Nigerians planning a wedding, you would think they are planning for the arrival of a great king.

The choice of 'aso-ebi', food, music, dance steps, and so on.

Attending a Nigerian wedding is always fun especially the reception.




20. We cannot erase our culture

Although technology is developing faster every day and the world gradually becoming a global village, many Nigerians sill celebrate their culture.

We may not be practicing these cultures in our modern towns and cities, but when it is time to exhibit our roots, we do that with pride and joy

It's not a life lesson, it's a satire.

Aidejay:
Na why staying in a house with your own compound and fence is the best. Make everybody mind their business. No need for all these life lessons. Wear this buy that all because of neighbor.

LOL. If you don't understand the humor in this then shame!!

ashybabs:
might as well call u a criminal

You know how some neighbours and landlords/landladies can be very annoying and poke nosing in people’s affairs? We know too. It can be very frustrating. We have highlighted 6 ways to get them off your back and keep you at an arm’s length.
If you want to enjoy reading this, visit the source site. There are some hilarious images that buttress all points.

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1) Buy a black cat
Yes, You read that right. Nigerian’s associates’ cats with witches. Now imagine you have a black one, your neigbours would consider you the head of the witches and wizard of the whole community


2) Always wear a particular kinda outfit
This is also one good way to keep those annoying folks off your back, especially if the outfit is black on black. They won’t think you are a tech guy like Mark Zuckerberg or the late Steve Jobs, they would think you belong to a secret cult because of their superstitious mind(s)


3) Always wear dark shades
There’s a saying that “the eyes are the window to the soul.” Wearing dark shades means your “windows” are shut. They can’t access your soul, which leaves them wondering what kind of a human being you are.


4) Keep mute during compound meetings. Just smile
Always keep a straight face and be silent during compound meetings, even when you have something to say. Occasionally, just give them a wicked smile


5) Always keep late nights.
Go clubbing, hang out with friends, go sleep at your mom’s place then return home at midnight. You will be the center of discussion whenever they gather to gossip but no one will dare come say it to your face.


6) Do all five
Do all the five points highlighted above

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Lagos is a very interesting city. While many newbies in Lagos find it difficult to settle in, Lagosians are used to the hustle and bustle of the city.

One unique thing about Lagos is TRAFFIC.

You can spend 4 hours in traffic from Ojodu to Victoria Island, less than the amount of time it will cost one to travel from Lagos to Ibadan. Here are the worst things that can ever happen to anyone in Lagos stuck in Lagos traffic

1) Your car breaking down
This is one worst thing that can happen to any individual. People will just be driving past you and staring at you like you are some plaque



Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic
Car Breakdown
2) Running stomach
Village people at work. Good if you are driving alone at least you can release some solemn gas and enjoy the atmosphere alone. Worse if you are on a commercial bus and seated at the far back seat.

Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic

3) Fuel tank empties when you have zero balance in your wallet
Sometimes, you assure yourself “the road will be free” so if you leave the office early, the remaining fuel will take you home. Boom! Traffic from nowhere. Now fuel tank is empty, no filling station close by, and you are broke AF

Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic

4) You bash a very expensive Car
Because you are Paul walker and want to overtake everybody, you drive like the road belongs to you. Now you have bashed a very fine Porsche and the owner is a soldier. O.Y.O

Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic

5) A friend spotting your car in traffic
That talkative friend or ex spots your car in the traffic while waiting at a bus stop and offers himself/herself a ride without your consent. Just opens your door and enter just like that. Car rape!


6) Sitting beside someone with body odour/mouth odour
Destiny changing odour. Especially the bus conductor when he’s yelling at that stubborn passenger or raising his arm to collect money from passengers. This is the most horrifying thing that can happen to you. You need to empty one gallon of sanitizer in a bathtub and soak yourself in it when you get home.



7) Sitting beside someone who keeps adjusting in their seat
Sitting beside a dramatic person that keeps talking and adjusting in their seat



Rapture
No time to run to church to get down on your knees and beg God for forgiveness. Gbam. Just like that, hell straight!

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I bet you it's the most hilarious thing you will today.

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Q. What was your childhood like?

My childhood was interesting. I was raised by my Mom, along with my 2 younger siblings. Watching my mom make decisions everyday that put everyone into consideration helped me learn to be kind, compassionate, and hardworking. We were an average family but she made sure we got the best of all the basics, so we always felt loved and provided for.

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Q. You studied architecture and made a career out of dancing. What was your parents’ reaction to this decision?[/b]

My mother was always a huge fan of providing the basics (sound moral, spiritual and academic education, balanced social life, etc) and trusting that with all she had taught us, we would more often than not, do the right thing. So she was very supportive, and even attended some of my shows to watch me perform live on stage. As long as I had my degree(s), she was fine.

Q. There’s a good number of tags to your name, please tell us about that.
Lol the truth is, I just see myself as someone who likes to try out new forms of expression. Fortunately, people somehow find ways to pay me to express myself. So I do work as an Architect/Choreographer/Visual Artist/Voice Over Artiste/TV Presenter/Actor, etc.

It is a lot of fun, to be honest. And I am very grateful for all the opportunities I get.



Q. How do you find a balance to actively do these things?
The great thing about it is, not all of these opportunities are active at the same time. The most stable ones are Architecture, Acting, and Visual Art. The others pop up maybe once a month or even once a quarter.

Q. What was your acting career like before Tinsel?
I actually never acted a single scene in my life before I got in Tinsel. Tinsel was my first ever acting gig, and they knew this before signing me on. I will always be grateful to them for taking a chance on a total newbie.



Q. You’re popularly known as the ‘man in the box’ for MTN SMEs campaign. Please tell us about the experience.
That is probably the most fun project I’ve ever been involved in. I enjoyed every moment of it, and it opened my eyes to another dimension of advertising. It was phenomenal.


Q. Why are you also referred to as Quest?
I am a member of a faith-based, non-governmental youth organization called Youth With A Purpose (YWAP) we have a dance department called SoulQuest, and I served as it’s leader for 16 years, as “CaptainQuest”. So over time, people just referred to me as “Quest”


Q. You’re happily married to Linda, can you tell us how you met?
Linda and I met each other a number of times over a few years at events and stuff. We would always say hi and exchange brief pleasantries. But we struck up a friendship in December 2015 whilst working on a project together for a theatre production.

We remained very close friends until we became castmates on Tinsel in early 2017 and developed feelings from there. It was all very organic and simple.

Nothing stressful or forced. It happened very comfortably and I think that’s because we were both looking for true friendship and got true love as a bonus.

Q. Most challenging thing about being you?
I doubt myself too much. Which is why I am super grateful to my inner circle for always seeing me as better than I see myself.


Q. What should we expect to see from you in the coming years?
I’m working towards becoming a filmmaker. As a director. I also will be doing art exhibitions (solo and collaborative), Maybe I’ll even be hosting one of Africa’s biggest shows on tv too. I dey look God hand sha, We’ll see.

Q. Finally, describe yourself in three words
Creative, Loyal, Humane.

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Republic of Dominica shouldn't be disappointed when she starts looting their national treasury.

Yeah, she's a born Criminal. I'm sure she bought that appointment in Republic of Dominica

We’ve put together 24 Famous Celebrities You Probably Didn’t Know Are Nigerians. Some of the celebrities on this list were born in Nigeria and grew up abroad, while some others were born and bred outside the country, nevertheless, they have either one or both Nigerian parents.
Note: Since i can't upload all their images, i will post link to the original source. Here's the link.

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1) Adetomiwa Edun
British actor Adetomiwa Edun was born in 1984 in Lagos to a Nigerian father from the Yoruba tribe and a half-Ghanaian, half-English mother. Edun, who relocated to the United Kingdom

at the age of 11, has featured in movies like Slaves, Law & Order: the UK, The Hour, Passengers. He is popularly known for his role in the TV series, Merlin, where he played Sir Elyan. He became the second black in 2009 to play Romeo at the Globe Theatre.


2) Wale
The famous rapper was born to Yoruba parents from Ogun State. Olubowale Victor has spent the most part of his life in the U.S.He is well known in his home town. His parents relocated to the U.S from Australia in 1979, years before when Wale was born


3) Chiwetel Ejiofor
Chiwetel Ejiofor is a very popular actor in Hollywood. The British born actor was born to upper middle-class Nigerian parents of Igbo descent. The grammy award nominee filmmaker, debut in the film Amistad, directed by Steven Spielberg. He has since acted, produced, and directed several movies.


4) Hakeem Kae-Kazim
Hakeem was born in Lagos, Nigeria, where he spent his early years before his family relocated to London, England, He has featured in several hit movies like, Hotel Rwandan, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Pirates of the Caribbean, At World’s End and many TV series including 24, and Criminal Minds. He has also featured in some Nollywood movies like Last Flight To Abuja, Black November, and Half Of A Yellow Sun.


5) Taio Cruz
Jacob Taio Cruz (born Adetayo Ayowale Onile-Ere) was born to a Nigerian father and a Brazilian Mom. The U.K born R and B pop singer adopted Taio Cruz as his brand name when he ventured into music. He has won several awards including the BRIT Awards, Billboard Music Awards, ASCAP Awards, and American Music Awards.


6) Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje is one of Nigeria’s most famous celebrities around the world. He was born in Islington, London, England a Yoruba parents. He is best known for his roles in The Mummy Returns, get rich or die trying, Pompeii, The Bourne Identity, and in TV series Lost and Oz.


7) Uzo Aduba
Uzoamaka Nwanneka “Uzo” Aduba is an American actress. She was born in Massachusetts, U.S to Igbo parents. She’s known for her role as Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren on the television series ‘Orange Is the New Black’. Her parents are both Nigerians of Igbo origin.


Dayo Okeniyi
Dayo Okeniyi was born in Jos and in Lagos before he later relocated with his family to the United States. He has featured in movies like Terminator Genisys, Caveman, Runner Runner, TV Shows like Revolution, endless love


9) Caroline Chikezie
Caroline Chikezie was born in England to Nigerian parents but was sent to a boarding school in Nigeria at a point, in an attempt to make her abandon her dreams to become an actress. She chose acting instead of taking over her father’s hospital in Nigeria. So far, the 42-year-old has featured in ‘Holby City,’ ‘Casualty,’ ‘Babymother,’ ‘As If,’ ‘Judas Kiss,’ ‘Free Fall’, ‘Torchwood’, ‘Cyberwoman”,’ ‘Supernatural,’ and ‘Brothers and Sisters’.


10) Nonso Anozie
Nonso Anozie is an English actor of Nigerian descent. Apart from movies, he was cast to play in the TV series ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Dracula’. He was born and raised in London, England


11) Hope Olaide Wilson
Hope Olaide Wilson was born on August 16, 1985, in the UK as Hope Adjoko Olubunkonla Olaide Wilson. She is an actress and producer, known for Spenser Confidential, Solace and Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All by Myself (2009).


12) Richard Ayoade
Richard Ayoade is a British actor born to a Nigerian father and a Norwegian mother. The comedian, actor, and writer has written several award-winning stageplays in the UK.

He made his first Hollywood appearance in 2012 after starring in the comedy ‘The Watch,’ alongside Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Jonah Hill.


13) David Oyelowo
Hollywood actor, David Oyelowo was born on April 1, 1976, in Oxford, Oxfordshire, England, to Nigerian parents. His highest-profile role to date was in Selma, a 2014 biographical drama film on Martin Luther King Jr. He has also featured in movies like Butler, Small Island, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Middle of Nowhere, Lincoln, and Blood and Oil,’ (a film about Niger-Delta, oil, and militancy in Nigeria).


14) Adepero Oduye
American actress, Adepero Oduye may not be the most popular Nigerian-American actress on this list. However, she featured in ’12 Years A Slave alongside another Nigerian actor, Chiwetel Ejiofor.’ She also played Alike in ‘Pariah’ (2011) TV series, ‘Law & Order’ amongst others. She has received several awards, including a nomination for Independent Spirit Award for Best Female Lead.


15) Sophie Okonedo
Sophie Okonedo was born to a Nigerian father and a Jewish mother, Sophie Okonedo is a British actress and singer.


16) John Boyega
John Boyega is a British-Nigerian who was born in London to Nigerian parents. His debut movie was in 2011 title Attack the Block. He also played Ugwu in Half of A Yellow Sun and Star Wars: The Force Awakens.


17) Ashley Madekwe
Ashley Madekwe was born in South London, England to a Nigerian father and an English mother. Ashley has featured in several movies and TV shows notably Revenge and America series Salem


18) Toks Olagundoye
Toks was Born in Lagos to a Norwegian mother and a Nigerian father. As a youth, she was educated in Nigeria, Switzerland, and England. She’s known for her role as Jackie Joyner-Kersee in the TV sitcom ‘The Neighbors’.



19) Sade Adu
Helen Folasade Adu is one of the most popular musicians in the world. The Iconic American R&B singer and Grammy award winner, Helen Folasade Adu was born on January 16, 1959, in Ibadan, Oyo State, Nigeria. She moved to Holland-on-Sea, Essex, to live with her mother, when she was 11 then she later moved to London where she studied fashion design at Saint Martin’s School of Art before starting her career as a singer. She is best known for her hit song ‘Sweetest Taboo. And has won numerous awards.

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20) Tracy Ifeachor
Tracy is a British-Nigerian television and theatre actress. She’s featured in movies Doctor Who Christmas special, The End of Time’, and TV series ‘Crossbones’.


21) Olurotimi Akinosho
Rotimi Akinosho was born in New Jersey to Nigerian parents. He appeared in the high grossing film ‘Divergent’, in ‘Black Nativity’ and in ‘Imperial Dreams’. He is popular for the role he played in power as Dre. He starred as Darius Morrison on the Starz Network original drama series Boss. Rotimi is also the founder and chief executive officer (CEO) of FrontRoSeat Productions. He is also a musician. He visited Nigeria in 2019 and was warmly received by Nigerians


22) Carmen Ejogo
Carmen Elizabeth Ejogo was born in 1973 in London and began her career as a teenager. Carmen was born to a Nigerian Nigerian Father and Scottish mother. The British actress has featured in ‘What’s the Worst That Could Happen?’, ‘The Purge: Anarchy’ and ‘Selma’.


23) Zain Ejiofor Asher
Zain Ejiofor Asher is a news anchor at CNN International and is the younger sister of Hollywood actor, Chiwetel Ejiofor. Asher studied French and Spanish at Oxford University and also is a graduate of Journalism.



24) Shirley Bassey
Dame Shirley Bassey is a British-born singer. The veteran vocalist was born to a Nigerian father, and an English mother, from Teesside in the northeast of England.

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1. Burna Boy

According to THE NET ng in 2013, Nigerian music star Burna Boy stabbed someone to death in London. He was tried as a minor and was sentenced to jail.

He was released after 11 months of imprisonment and was given two months of community service on the grounds of being of ‘good conduct’.

The exclusive story, Burna traveled back to Nigeria thereby flouting his parole. He subsequently signed to Aristokrat Records.

It must be stated that Burna Boy has denied that he ever stabbed someone to death in the United Kingdom. He claims all reports of his crime and incarceration were false.




2. Ibinabo Fiberesima

Nollywood actress and former Actors Guild of Nigeria National president Ibinabo Fiberesima was driving along the popular Lekki-Epe expressway when she lost control of the wheel, veered into the inbound lane and crashed her car into a certain Suraj Giwa’s car, which resulted in his death.

This incident, which occurred On the 26th of February 2006, led to the conviction of Ibinabo Fiberesima and was sentenced to five years in jail by Justice Deborah Oluwayemi of a Lagos State High court in 2009.

The former president of Actors Guild of Nigeria was later granted a N2million bail following an appeal filed by her lawyer, Nnaemeka Amaechi.


3. Rich Oganiru

The name Rich Oganiru might not ring a bell, but he is one of the finest Nollywood actors in the good old days of Nollywood. According to reports from several media outlets in 2012, Rich Oganiru allegedly killed his wife by poisoning her in a bid to acquire her property.

The wife was said to have been hospitalized for three months for an undisclosed ailment in an Abuja hospital with the Nollywood actor abandoning her until the last day she was to be discharged before Rich Oganiru came to the hospital to take her home. The woman was said to have died at home the same day she was discharged

The allegation labeled against Mr. Rich Oganiru was that he poisoned his wife which ultimately led to her death.

Rich Oganiru, who is one of the pioneering members of the Actor’s Guild of Nigeria. He was married to a wealthy Abuja-based businesswoman who he was reported to have murdered.



4. Rabil Ismail

Rabil Ismail was a Nollywood actress from the northern part of Nigeria. She was praised and reckoned by many to do great things until things went sour for the Hausa actress. In 2005, Rabil Ismail faced a 7-man panel of Justices at the Supreme Court over the death of her boyfriend Auwalu Ibrahim.

She was found guilty of drugging and drowning her boyfriend Auwalu Ibrahim after she had lured him to a picnic at Tiga Dam, where she poisoned him his chocolate pushed him into the dam with the hope of acquiring his properties.

She was later sentenced to death by hanging. According to The Punch, she escaped from prison six years after her sentence and was recaptured and sentenced to death


5. Tayo Odueke

Nollywood actress Tayo Odueke, popularly known as Sikiratu Sidondo was accused of manslaughter for crushing over Daramola.

According to reports from various sources, Tayo Odueke went to see a friend named Tope Doherty who just returned from London.

The two jolly friends entered the red Honda CR-V LND brought by Sikiratu Sidondo to cruise out, only for some passersby to call their attention to a lifeless body of a 16 month-old allegedly said to have been crushed by her while trying to reverse her car.

Source: https://sequlsquid.com/5-nigerian-celebrities-who-have-killed-people/

A document has appeared online citing how Diezani has escaped Nigeria and became Commissioner in Dominica. The article reveals why she’s not been arrested by the EFCC as every attempt to arrest her since she left office in 2015 has hit a brick wall.

1) Plan and be proactive

The article revealed, that “Before leaving office on May 28, 2015, she had perfected a script with the office of the Prime Minister, Commonwealth of Dominica.”In other words, Diezani Allison Madueke was proactive. She had seen the impending end of Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan’s time in the office with the strong campaign of Mr. “fight against corruption” and made a quick move to avoid stories that touch by fleeing Nigeria for the U.K as soon as Jonathan lost the 2015 election to Muhammadu Buhari.


2) Maximize opportunity

During her time in office, She was reported by several media outlets that she diverted state funds, awarded multi-billion naira contracts without regard for due process, as well as recklessly spent government funds. Aunty Diezani Maximized her opportunity as a petroleum minister to siphon state money worth several billions of dollars.



3) Form strong allies

According to Pulse NG, “The President of the Commonwealth of Dominica requests and requires in the Name of the Government of Dominica all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without hindrance and afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary.” In the appointment letter issued by Prime Minister Kerry, Diezani was tasked with “direct promotion and marketing of Dominica as a trade and investment domicile.”

Pulse NG also reported that She was issued a 32-page passport “and in one of the pages, a restraining statement against arrest is made.” Well done Ma



4) Run when your back’s against the wall

Diezani fled Nigeria for the U.K as soon as Jonathan lost the 2015 election to Muhammadu Buhari.

Unconfirmed reports say she has been treating cancer in the UK, even though EFCC sources believe the cancer stories have been planted in the media to buy her more time as she continues to evade arrest and prosecution for alleged corruption.

Source: https://sequlsquid.com/how-to-get-away-with-looting-like-aunty-diezani-alison-madueke/