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8 Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic by Abaidaboss: 9:25am On Jun 13, 2020
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Lagos is a very interesting city. While many newbies in Lagos find it difficult to settle in, Lagosians are used to the hustle and bustle of the city.

One unique thing about Lagos is TRAFFIC.

You can spend 4 hours in traffic from Ojodu to Victoria Island, less than the amount of time it will cost one to travel from Lagos to Ibadan. Here are the worst things that can ever happen to anyone in Lagos stuck in Lagos traffic

1) Your car breaking down
This is one worst thing that can happen to any individual. People will just be driving past you and staring at you like you are some plaque



Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic
Car Breakdown
2) Running stomach
Village people at work. Good if you are driving alone at least you can release some solemn gas and enjoy the atmosphere alone. Worse if you are on a commercial bus and seated at the far back seat.

Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic

3) Fuel tank empties when you have zero balance in your wallet
Sometimes, you assure yourself “the road will be free” so if you leave the office early, the remaining fuel will take you home. Boom! Traffic from nowhere. Now fuel tank is empty, no filling station close by, and you are broke AF

Worst Things That Can Ever Happen To You In Lagos Traffic

4) You bash a very expensive Car
Because you are Paul walker and want to overtake everybody, you drive like the road belongs to you. Now you have bashed a very fine Porsche and the owner is a soldier. O.Y.O

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5) A friend spotting your car in traffic
That talkative friend or ex spots your car in the traffic while waiting at a bus stop and offers himself/herself a ride without your consent. Just opens your door and enter just like that. Car rape!


6) Sitting beside someone with body odour/mouth odour
Destiny changing odour. Especially the bus conductor when he’s yelling at that stubborn passenger or raising his arm to collect money from passengers. This is the most horrifying thing that can happen to you. You need to empty one gallon of sanitizer in a bathtub and soak yourself in it when you get home.



7) Sitting beside someone who keeps adjusting in their seat
Sitting beside a dramatic person that keeps talking and adjusting in their seat



cool Rapture
No time to run to church to get down on your knees and beg God for forgiveness. Gbam. Just like that, hell straight!

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