abbas99:


Dis pun just RAZED d BARn

#impressed by d pun#

That made me WHIP tears of joy. Thanks man. Or as we say here in Spain: GRASSias. HAY bro, you know what? If this pun makes any cash, I'll donate it to CHARIOTy.

PiccoloBrunelli:

That made me WHIP tears of joy. Thanks man. Or as we say here in Spain: GRASSias. HAY bro, you know what? If this pun makes any cash, I'll donate it to CHARIOTy.

#punboss#
In latin dey say CARPA DIEM,SEIZE D DAY,but in ur case I'll say CARPA DIME,SEIZE D COIN..
#respect#

Nep2une:
the creative juices weren't flowing then But I guess it's my PERIOD now

Are you a PERIODical punstar? Why haven't we heard from you till now? Seems you pressed the menoPAUSE button. You should be here OVARYtime. ALWAYS drop a pun. We will TAMPON justice with mercy and give you 5 DAYS to report.

abbas99:


#punboss#
In latin dey say CARPA DIEM,SEIZE D DAY,but in ur case I'll say CARPA DIME,SEIZE D COIN..
#respect#

I got 100 problems and ABBAS is 99 of them. Who else puns in LATIN? Don't stop punning sir! There's ROME for more.
#ovation#

PiccoloBrunelli:
I got 100 problems and ABBAS is 99 of them. Who else puns in LATIN? Don't stop punning sir! There's ROME for more.
#ovation#

In ROME we hail u as d GOD OF OLYMPUnS

abbas99:


In ROME we hail u as d GOD OF OLYMPUnS

And we know you as PUNtius Pilate. Governor of all PUNpeii.

PiccoloBrunelli:
And we know you as PUNtius Pilate. Governor of all PUNpeii.

His eminence, the future PUNTIFF of d vatican

#no disrespect to d catholic brethren#

abbas99:


His eminence, the future PUNTIFF of d vatican

#no disrespect to d catholic brethren#

Lol. Enjoying this back and forth. You think others are enjoying our game of Ping PUNg?

PiccoloBrunelli:
Are you a PERIODical punstar? Why haven't we heard from you till now? Seems you pressed the menoPAUSE button. You should be here OVARYtime. ALWAYS drop a pun. We will TAMPON justice with mercy and give you 5 DAYS to report.

sorry i was seeing so much pun i decided to bring out my wand and spread some magic

Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

Seems u believ in HIGHER POWERs

abbas99:


Seems u believ in HIGHER POWERs

Oh yes I do. That same belief should be INTEGRATED in the life of all Nigerians. Let's deal with the ROOT of our problems SQUARELY.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Oh yes I do. That same belief should be INTEGRATED in the life of all Nigerians. Let's deal with the ROOT of our problems SQUARELY.

D ROOT of all our problems mathemetically is POOR OVER T

PiccoloBrunelli:
Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

NSF

Happy children's day to y'all... Lol sorry was just Kidding

Dis THREAD is in TATTERS

My job as a Chandler is a tedious one, from Monday - Friday i inspect to ensure that no Candle stick appears frayed at the tip whilst my other colleagues work on "Wick Ends"

novakane:
Happy children's day to y'all... Lol sorry was just Kidding

nicely done.

novakane:
Happy children's day to y'all... Lol sorry was just Kidding

Even my He-GOAT looks so heavy and pregnant , he won't KID me right?

Eke40seven:

Even my He-GOAT looks so heavy and pregnant , he won't KID me right?

while we were searching for an abducted child, we heard some snoring
coming from the boot of a car
So when we looked inside we found out it was a "KID NAPPING"

PiccoloBrunelli:
Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

Sorry am driving,AL COHOL U back

abbas99:


Sorry am driving,AL COHOL U back

He's driving under the influence. Y'all should BEER Me witness.

.

abbas99:
Dis THREAD is in TATTERS

That's sad. Like a line from a TAILOR Swift song.

PiccoloBrunelli:
He's driving under the influence. Y'all should BEER Me witness.

I feel SOBERED (so bad) right now...I nid HARP ..sorry HELP!!!!

shrek doesnt like fiona screaming his name when they are having sex in the missionary position, he prefers being called "my ogre at the top".

abbas99:


I feel SOBERED (so bad) right now...I nid HARP ..sorry HELP!!!!

Some HARP to take you high, STRINGS entwined in your brain, you OATS to understand but you BARLEY do

novakane:
while we were searching for an abducted child, we heard some snoring
coming from the boot of a car
So when we looked inside we found out it was a "KID NAPPING"

Yeah a kid napping in a nappy, booth(butt) soiled with faeces

sirjay:

Some HARP to take you high, STRINGS entwined in your brain, you OATS to understand but you BARLEY do

Plus a spark of Gordon's might help you feel Gulder (gooder)

sirjay:

Some HARP to take you high, STRINGS entwined in your brain, you OATS to understand but you BARLEY do

Guess driving an drinkin is WHISKEY

Novacane is a genius. He proposed that we can transform the contents of this THREAD into MONEY. That FORUM can sure make NAIRA LAND.

ED has no girlfriend because SHEE RAN away

Ed sheeran ......musician