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FamilyRe: Is It Proper For A Wife To Wear A 'g-string'? Please Help by Abbey2sam(m): 9:49pm On Jun 04, 2015
Growingboi:
I love my wife and I always give her freedom to do whatever that will give her joy. But some days ago, she came home with a G-STRING ladies underwear saying it good for her HEALTH. Though I have not concluded whether she should wear it or not cox i believe it is unholy and improper for a married woman.

Please house, should i grant such request?
abeg op who dey monitor wetin you wear
Jokes EtcRe: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Abbey2sam(m): 9:47pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
how old are bro
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian, AU Officials Maltreated, Cheated Ebola Volunteers In Liberia by Abbey2sam(m): 2:12pm On Jun 04, 2015
Summarized version please
RomanceRe: Just To Make You Smile by Abbey2sam(op): 9:49am On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]First year Uniben Medical students don't do Anatomy.[/color]
is the joke suppose to be true?
RomanceRe: My Wife Wants To Join Me In My Place Of Work And The Company Accepted by Abbey2sam(m): 9:33am On Jun 03, 2015
mulattoclaro:
Just finished my honeymoon and I'm back in Nigeria. I work in SPDC, Port-Harcourt and I must say it's been very wonderful over there. I've been trying to bring my wife to join the company due to the fact that I would want her to be close to me. I presented her application before the board and they accepted. She's now gonna start work next week. Though she's gonna earn a little higher than me due to the fact that she's a foreigner but I'm not really concerned about that. The only problem is that she's not too fluent in English. I've decided to enroll her in English classes but my problem is the timing so it would affect her work.
so what do you want from us?
RomanceJust To Make You Smile by Abbey2sam(op): 9:19am On Jun 03, 2015
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!
Jokes EtcAlways Pay Attention by Abbey2sam(op): 9:09am On Jun 03, 2015
First year UNIBEN medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mr. Etim, started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!!
RomanceRe: Die For Your Boo by Abbey2sam(m): 12:02am On Jun 03, 2015
Kasimaramma2:
Can you die for your boo?many guys and ladies say they can,what about you?
nope!!

I can die for anyone, mine is an undying love
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 10:32pm On Jun 02, 2015
kolobi:
Abbey2sam how do i configure utorrent or torch browser to enable me download torrent
non of those can work using simple server, you have to download (IDM) Internet download manager, then download through file stream

ask if you need more help
PoliticsRe: What Some International Borders Look Like by Abbey2sam(m): 8:25pm On Jun 01, 2015
Haba op you no fit include seme border for your list


nice on sha
AgricultureRe: Wonders Of Nature In My Farm by Abbey2sam(m): 3:34pm On Jun 01, 2015
Sijo01:
Lol...... NL was still a dream of the founder, there was nothing like phones/camera phones then............ You dig?
kinda........................
AgricultureRe: Wonders Of Nature In My Farm by Abbey2sam(m): 1:32pm On Jun 01, 2015
Sijo01:
I've seen a lot of plantain like this
so why didn't you share?
HealthRe: I Lost My Baby To A System Failure by Abbey2sam(m): 9:13am On Jun 01, 2015
wasamtech:
Its heart breaking that my new baby boy was lost due to systemic failure of government health ministries. On 28th May 4pm thursday evening my baby develop convulsion, l quickly drove him down with my wife to the hospital we had him. We were told he had reacted to jaundice and could only be treated through photo-therapy (blood transfusion) at the general hospital LASUTH ikeja.

He was immediately treated for convulsion and given a reference letter to LASUTH. l immediately drove down to LASUTH IKeja and on arrival we were told there is no (light) to conduct blood transfusion and referred to LUTH idi-araba mushin with an assurance he will be treated.
Baby Salman struggled and raised our hope with normal respiration that he was indeed gonna make it. At LUTH same night, we were told there was no light, no bed, no blood. A bag of blood needed to save his light cost only N5,000.00 but no room for accomdation. He was neither checked nor given first aid.

Students Doctor at LUTH were the doctors on duty at the Children Emergency Ward and said there is nothing they could do. We were referred to Randle General Hospital in Surulere same night same thursday, On getting to Randle, we were waiting for the Doctor while the baby was vomitting seriously and only for the Doctor to announce that he could not be treated there.

We were referred to MASSE General Hospital at Lagos Island same night same day. At Masse hospital, we were told no space to admit him as they have alot of babies to be administered upon. And someone suggested we go to FMC (Federal Medical Center) at Apapa via IDDO Oyingbo. We drove there again same night and on getting there they said they don't do blood transfusion there.

Finally we gave up and decided to go back home around 1 am Friday morning, baby Salman was still battling with life, we decided to locate Gbagada General Hospital on our way back to our private hospital and we lost our way only to end towards Berger instead of Oshodi to locate Gbagada, alas we ended up in an accident.

I rammed under a container truck that was packed on the highway without any safety indication, no back light, no reflective red sticker showing the trailer was not moving, l was about avoiding a trailer that was blowing out heavy smoke, and gradually slammed on my brake immediately l saw the packed trailer and miraculously my car ran under the trailer behind got the car bonnet flattened almost damaging my windscreen and then l knew God was with us as l was push back my seat with something like an airbag and the car came to an halt.

The driver quickly kick start and move the trailer as fast as he could, l came down and was shivering and checked the car, found out the engine was intact and my wife and baby too was save behind me. I had no injury in the process because my seat belt too held me tight and my car airbag was intact as well.

We drove down and headed towards our private hospital. Baby Salman was still breathing. On getting to the hospital he was placed on the drip, injections and oxygen. He was responding and at about 4:30 am Friday morning we headed for Gbagada General Hospital was he was still breathing. We got relived on getting to the children's ward seeing they are capable on reviving the baby.

While waiting for the doctor to come, my wife whispered to me that he was dead. At this moment tears rolled down freely and was calmed by the doctor on arrival. My baby struggled for life, yearning for revival through those journeys he never gave up, baby Salman was a 7months baby delivered in a normal birth even with already discharged placenta in the womb. He came out strong and smiling at will, after 2 days after delivery we were discharged. My hospital was at fault here because we were not willing to go home due to his prematurity but the doctor said we could go home. He ought have been placed on intensive care.

Now l shared this experience with everyone that need to know and to learn from me. Either way l was wrong or right but l know the government owes everybody a duty of care and that can be sued and or be sued for.

Please share my story to everyone on your list maybe it will get to the table of one those killers in government, health ministries, general hospitals and the society at large.

I lost my baby boy to a system failure.

Samson

Please moderators l will be happy and fulfilled if this post hit the front page.
tears just roll down from my eyes, i pray baby salman rest in peace, God is your strength brother, you will have more children
PoliticsRe: GEJ Trekkers Finally Leave Otuoke For Abuja(photo) by Abbey2sam(m): 9:06am On Jun 01, 2015
agarawu23:
you guys should trek back to complete your mission undecided

the smiles on their faces shows gej credited their account, ofcus from the stolen money grin
Don't worry Buhari will probe all of them, lol
PoliticsRe: What You Never Knew Happened At The Inauguration Ceremony: U Will Be Amazed by Abbey2sam(m): 8:01am On Jun 01, 2015
kilode100:
This Op seriously needs to get laid.
WTF!
scarcity of pussay around his area

kindly help him out with yours
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's Real Estate In Abuja? by Abbey2sam(m): 10:43pm On May 31, 2015
Caseless:
you asinines never believe buhari can do anything, including winning the presidential election, but he kept proving you wrong and has always shown the element he's made of. Just watch out and see how he's going to clear you of this your illusive mindset and disease.
you obviously didn't hear the part where he said he's probing no one
PoliticsRe: Portrait Of The First Lady Aisha Buhari by Abbey2sam(m): 11:51pm On May 29, 2015
agarawu23:
the difference is clear cheesy
very clear my bro
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 12:33pm On May 29, 2015
Johans:
Bro I've tried and had lost #300 with no success. Please would you be kind to send me d full settings and instructions

Surv.johan@gmail.com

Thanks in anticipation.
guy your not suppose to have money on the sim card, mtn will take the money

thats why i have 3 separate sim for browsing, its way easier that way


reach me on this number 08065696008
PoliticsRe: See What Patrick Obahiagbon Said After The Inauguration. by Abbey2sam(m): 12:00pm On May 29, 2015
vimi:
iis my dictionary fake? Can't find the words! Make that man take tym fa, this iis a new Era. He might be probed for saying trash
you cant find it in contemporary dictionaries, use Encarta or google
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 9:11am On May 29, 2015
Johans:
Please is the injection host

Web.blackberry.com or web.blackberry.net?
Web.blackberry.com
FamilyRe: Female Bank Manager Caught Red Handed By Husband In Bed With Driver by Abbey2sam(m): 8:54am On May 29, 2015
dre11:
The marriage of a female bank manager is on the verge of collapse after she was caught red handed by her husband and her driver in bed.

Abeggy.......no pictures and not even from a reliable source



http://pulse.ng/gist/konji-matters-female-bank-manager-caught-red-handed-by-husband-in-bed-with-driver-id3805338.html
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 8:42am On May 29, 2015
joeace2020:
please bro.... is your simpleserver still working? Please help me with the details... nine stopped working for three days now after subscribn for the one month plan
with mtn simpleserver you don't do monthly, you only do day, that's why it's not working
don't do bbcday, BBMIDID to 21600

use your former arrangements and you're good to go

goodluck
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 8:38am On May 29, 2015
mrdrizzy:
continue broadcasting,when dey block am e go clear
there's always a cheat on ground my friend, let other people enjoy
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 8:35am On May 29, 2015
joeace2020:
please bro.... is your simpleserver still working? Please help me with the details... nine stopped working for three days now after subscribn for the one month plan
you can either use your phone(android) to perform this operation or modem, get the simple server from the net,
there's one for pc and there are already configured ones for android in playstore,

then you configure your phone by going to settings >network and create a new APN....I will screen short this for you guys
PhonesRe: MTN Unlimited Night Browsing 1am-5am: TOTAL SCAM by Abbey2sam(m): 8:38am On May 28, 2015
mtn have been scamming Nigerians for a long time now, i dont believe in any of their adverts...................................................

with simple server i've almost download data worth 400gig in like 2 months, my plan is one tera

so why waiting for free browsing when you can make it free
PoliticsRe: What Cost Jonathan Power In The End by Abbey2sam(m): 9:23pm On May 27, 2015
demmy0325:
Too long a article..who actually read all that undecided.. GEJ is a good man.. Buh nt 2 good for a president.. Its like he lives in his own thinkin....... Free n fair elections startd durin his tenure and his recent one of conceding defeat which saves a lot of life... Lets nt forget that... Bye bye GEJ...


...
PoliticsRe: What Cost Jonathan Power In The End by Abbey2sam(m): 8:56pm On May 27, 2015
demmy0325:
Too long a article..who actually read all that undecided.. GEJ is a good man.. Buh nt 2 good for a president.. Its like he lives in his own thinkin....... Free n fair elections startd durin his tenure and his recent one of conceding defeat which saves a lot of life... Lets nt forget that... Bye bye GEJ...


...
well I read it all, in short it's a summarized version of all his wrong doings .......that guy really F-up

The most painful of it was when he went to Kano to dance a day after a bomb blast, that was when I lost hope in him

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