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EfemenaXY:
Now this is totally disgusting.

A vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a randy īdīōt and all the onlookers could do was to pour muddy water on her and the fööl?

I weep for Nigeria’s non-existent health care and failing judicial/ justice system.

Brother what are you saying ??

Hoekey

Let me be here

MhizzAJ:
I really feel for these petty traders

Seems like all this laws are mostly enforced on poor people,

HARDLABOR:
How much will it cost me

And just when you got her @MhizzAJ attention, you went ahead to ruin it with childishness

Its ok
Its ok

The jokes are so funny that I feel like insulting you right now

Please keep the lies rolling


Me likey

Greyworld:
when I know she has my number, what should I do?

Was wondering the same thing

Airforce1:
My girl friend woke up feeling not so well.. I guess it's the harmattan

This is the opportunity of me showing the romantic side of me so I jump into the kitchen to prepare her favourite (photos below) and oh well , she enjoyed it and made a very big promise to me when she's fully recovered .. ... Wow



I love my baby so much.


If my baby is happy, I'm happy
If my baby is not , I'm not .

Guy you know say you be village E_goat

BruncleZuma:


Animal Farm

#EndSARS, and if they won't end end SARS atleast the ones in the south south should be disbanded.

Should be disband or disbanded

Ayam not understanding

oruma19:
His calling is to cleanse the church of heresy. Pls let him fulfill his ministry. I love daddy freeze because my wife now gives to the poor more than she gives to the church, the reverse used to be the case cos u dare not touch her tithe, but as it is now, tithe goes to the poor in the area. She saved a soul 2 days ago by giving them money to buy medicine for a girl who had serious illness for months, as. We speak, the girl's health has improved and the family is happy.... Shame to the devil.. Lolzz

Wow !!!! Frz is doing the right thing
Though I've always known that our pastors are greedy

sureheaven:
See as dis one just curse himself..

Unremovable curse is upon you and all ur generations. Frustrated animal, what's ur biz with my post? A tree doesn't bear fruits for itself to eat, so shall u not eat the fruits of ur labor, may curse be upon u once again

Jesu

This curse is for you? Please forgive and bless the person

Are the mods sleeping
Lalasticlala please update the scores

AyoolaIgwe:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/okorocha-swears-in-sister-as-happiness-commissioner/amp/

Nepotism at its best

I guess a statue is also waiting for her

jacyhelen:
N-Lders are funny...see Replies. @op...You are finished!!! Rip to ur penis. By Now the lady must have gotten Promotion in her Kingdom!!

hello

enemyofprogress:
He’s a 52 year old civil engineer. And his wife, a pharmacist, 50, both raised four children – 21, 19, 16 and 13.

The couple met in 1993, and married in 1995. And raised their four children to the best of their abilities with all the resources at their disposal… Until October 2017.
That’s when he discovered that all four are not his biological children! After DNA tests at HumGene Ltd in Lagos proved that he’s not in anyway related to the children that meant the world to him.
Here’s the distraught father’s narration of how his world collapsed…
This is my story:

On the 20th of September 2017, my 3rd child who happens to be a female was critically ill in the hospital and the doctor informed us that she needs an urgent blood transfusion.

My wife and I were in the hospital and we both decided to have our blood tested in other to know who has the same blood group with our daughter. But to our surprise when the result came out, we were informed that none of us has the same blood group with our daughter. We had to find a way out as soon as possible.

Fortunately for us, our first son came and he happened to be a match. I was innocent about the whole thing because I didn’t know the implication of a child not matching either of the parent’s blood group. After the whole thing was taken care of, the doctor called me in privately to ask if I was the real father of my own daughter. At first, I was furious but I calmed down and answered him by saying, “Of course, why would you be asking me such question?”

He went ahead to explain how a child can have either the mother’s or father’s blood group. I was confused and I asked him what he was trying to tell me. And he said it’s either I’m not the father of the child or my wife is not the mother because one of us is supposed to match. But since none is a match there is a problem. I didn’t take it seriously because it was sounding odd to me. When I informed my wife about it, her answer was, “Don’t mind that stupid doctor.”

After 3 days, our daughter was discharged from the hospital. My mind was no longer at rest because I didn’t know what to do. I went back to the doctor and asked for advice on what I should do. He told me that if I wanted to be sure of everything, I should have a paternity test done on my daughter. When he mentioned that to me, I almost collapsed because I know what that means. It was too much for me to handle. But I had to be a man and face whatever is about to happen. I asked him if I should do the same thing for the remaining 3. He told me that will be a good idea if I can afford it.

I decided to take the bold step even though it was not easy. I asked him if he has an idea of where I can carry out the test here in Lagos and the cost. He advised me of 2 places and their prices. Coincidentally, a friend of mine told me that he saw an advert on Facebook about a company known as HumGene Limited, that they offer the cheapest DNA Paternity test in Nigeria. I quickly called the number they put on the advert and I spoke with the CEO of the company just to confirm if it’s actually true. She was nice and helpful and booked an appointment for me to come in with my 4 children in order to take samples from us. I asked her how accurate the result can be, and she said 99.99% if am the father and 0% if am not the father.

When we all arrived at her office, she told me to come in alone. She asked me for my story and if I was ready for this because the result could be either way and especially 4 children involved, the eldest is 21 years old. At first, I was scared and she asked me if I wanted to take time to think about it before making the decision. I was surprised and asked her if she doesn’t want money. She smiled and answered me by saying: “ Sir, it’s not just all about the money, I think of my clients’ psychological well being first.”

I had to be a man and I told her I was ready. I asked her when the result will be ready and she said 5 working days because she is yet to start the analysis in Nigeria. So, for now, she sends the samples to her partner company in Canada.

The waiting period seemed like a hundred years to me. When the results came in, she called me to come in for them. I was scared but at the same time, I wanted to know the truth. When I got to her office, counselling began even before giving me the results, I just knew the worst has happened but I didn’t expect it to be all my children that I have laboured for all my life, giving them the best in life. But unfortunately for me when I opened the results all the 4 children were not mine. 3 sons and 1 daughter. I couldn’t hold it as a man, I broke down in tears.

At first, I taught I was dreaming and waiting to wake up from sleep. The trauma was too much for me.

When I got home, I called my wife to the bedroom immediately and gave her the results. She denied everything. I wanted to believe her to make myself happy. I went ahead to call the CEO of HumGene Limited to ask her if she was sure about the result. I spoke with her with an angry tone, but she was calm and told me she is very sure and referred me to other places I can try doing another test. She informed me that although the prices are higher.

I didn’t know what to do and I went to the doctor that advised me to go for the paternity test. When he saw the results, he told me this can’t be a mistake because DNA does not lie and that the 22 loci region is the highest in the Paternity test. I felt more convinced and went back home. I told my wife that if she does not tell me the truth I will go ahead to our church pastor and show them the result. After hearing me say that, she broke down into tears and confession started.

She had all my supposed to be children for the same man. That was why our son had same blood group with the sister. She has refused to tell me the man and the reason why she did what she did.

We are yet to tell the children and our family members. I’m in great shock and don’t know where to start from.

The CEO of HumGene Limited has been of great help taking her time to counsel me anytime I needed that. I need advise. Please, what should I do? Men out there you need to be vigilant.

http://encomium.ng/how-l-found-out-im-not-the-the-father-of-my-4-children-after-22-years-of-marriage/

I can category tell you that this your story is a lie

biacan:
Young man FYI I'm an architect so don't think because I spent most of my less busy time here means I've got nothing doing....... I Rand up my studies 2015........but why do you find it hard to let successful ladies be

r.I.p English

sexybbstar:
I don't really know but mum have so many experiences during her childhood. Presently, most people have converted to one religion or the other, so mystical powers are no more in vogue like before.
In her hometown, there was a river, a very clean one which was the source of drinking water and there's a very dirty one where people dump refuse. One day the water spirit of the dirty one went to meet the king in form of a man and told him that no one should come and fetch water at the clean river by tomorrow's afternoon because he wants to pay her a visit. The king relayed the message to the inhabitants through the town crier. The next day, mum and her friends secretly went to the river to see what's going on (she was adventurous as a kid) you won't believe the clean water has increased in volume and was very dirty. The dirty one flowed into it. The next day when the inhabitants went there to fetch drinking water, it has become clean like before.

There's a tree in our hometown with a river beneath it. A woman turned into that river. She was the first wife but barren, the second wife had a son. So one day, the husband came back from the farm and was very thirsty, so the first wife brought drinkable water in a very clean calabash and the second wife brought water in a dirty calabash. The husband collected the water from the second wife. The first wife got angry and went to that particular tree and stuck it with her palm and she turned into a river. The hand print is still there on the till date.

Everybody from ilesha will know this tree, it's a very big iroko tree, big to the extent that there are shops underneath. If you move closer to this tree, you will hear people talking and laughing in that tree. When they wanted to tar the road, they decided to cut down this tree. Unbelievably, the tree went to meet the king that no one should cut it, he said he's going to shift for them. The road is still there in ilesha, the tree shifted to give room for a wider road.

So many unexplainable incidents.

baba ooo!!

Kai you have to get the remaining story o

ORAGBON:
Jzhane 28/11/2017 Ask Jzhane 3 Comments

Good Morning ma,

Please I want you people to advice me on what to do.

I am living with my aunty and her husband here in Lagos. There are the one sponsoring my education. I work for them too. They have big big supermarket here in lagos.

The problem is my uncle is a big flirt. He dey f-uck all the small small girls in our shops.

He do this thing,everybody is aware. I am very surprised. Infact,I am very angry with he.

I have been living with them since I came from village last year. I cannot close my eye to this evil.

I want to tell my aunty but some people tell me not to tell her that she will drive me away and I will be the one to loose.

Now,there is one girl that is like 16years. The girl is working as a sells girl in our shop in lekki. I like this girl and I have been seeing how I will take talk to her. Now,its like my uncle is f-ucking her too.

I am tire of all this. small girl of 16years?Na wa o.

Plz ma,what should I do?



From Ernest,

Ikoyi


Source: www.livelystones.com.ng

you will soon be on the street if you don't learn to mind your business


my last advise

read 1 thessalonians 4 vs 11

Afrok:
Cool... more songs in the inner chambers, with her voice going from soprano to alto and d hubby only maintaining the base level

guy you dey craze o.... lol

and dam funny too

princechurchill:
That's some bag of shit

I tell ya

npowerng:
So we know many of you are experiencing disappointment over your non-selection into the programme.

We are sorry that you feel that way.

Here are some tips to help
1. Acknowledge your disappointment
2. Identify the great stuff happening in your life.
3. Focus on the great stuff already happening.

#NPowerNG

I hope you know that you're foolish sha?
which disappointment are you talking about exactly?
or are you trying to rob it in?

I no wan insult you aswear

ediot

optional1:
Never been caught cos I never had any bf..

we're you that fugly?

you mean your wife that's a polytechnic graduate can neither read nor write,

wow!!!! God will help you, talk to people and mount more pressure on your formal employer to confirm your PF whatever

DavidJohnDavid:
They dated for 2 years and then he was transfered to another city for work. Everything was alright while they were dating and he was even comtemplatiing proposing. When he came to visit her during christmas period, he discovered that the whole house was trashed, she was smelling looked like a homeless person, who hadn't showered in months.
She claims, she is suffering from depression and doesn't have the energy of showering, taking her bath or even going to work

What he doesn't understand is why she claims she doesn't have the energy to go to work, bath or brush her teeth and yet she always has energy and appetite to eat, go to the market to buy food, and use the toilet.

Is she telling the truth or just plain lazy?

your fiance is just a dirty pig