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naizfriend:For wich stage.? |
omotee4u2002:Guy find beta work! Scammer... So adequate xperience in accountin s by knowin excel? @op, go for ur ICAN if u reali want to practice accounting... |
Makarous:Am also interested sir. afees4wesley@yahoo.com |
debawilliam1:U cn Email ICAN bt ds shud b an insignificant issue.... |
mandonnels:Registratn, exemption., and exam... Everytin shud b around 63k.... Bt mind u its nt at once ooo... Reg 1st around 8k exemption around 19k And exam around 33k |
mandonnels:luk for any ICAN tuition centre around u... D registratn s easier wif dm and dm go direct u... Cheers |
hawklan:It wont! She must av done d reg before she left. If she has done dt, she will go bk to camp on passin out to collect ha posyin letter... |
TonyeBarcanista:In ur wildest dream! D write-up dia s a 'poo'. I bliv APC will turn d situatn around very soon! U sit at d comfort of ur rum analysin d geographical situatns! U made mention of Shittes, av u 4goten dt sum pips celebrated d capture of shittes leader? Wait and see! U will eat bk ur words... |
9jamentors:Virtual Organisatn Structure!!! |
Greycious:http://icanig.org/ican/article.php?id=56 |
Greycious:ICAN past questns |
dammy222:Dts brilliant! KPMG , Deloitte n co alwz announce dia audit trainee process! It will b on nairaland |
dammy222:D 1st step is 2 go for ICAN!!! |
bhemby:I dy Ibadan bt dm no call me! |
Xxpress:4 foundation, use ICAN study packs and treat pathfinder(very important)! I did it and many too did it and it worked well! |
KPMG no call me 4 d 3weeks job till nw!!! I don jonz!!! ao many pips dm call sef? (Rheotical questn) |
Cc: lalasticala |
Please let me explain to those of us who don't
understand Economic terms
Dollar has not increased since Buhari became
president
1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not
be our business
2. Our problem is not d government but our
problem is our importers and consumers
3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar
since Buhari became president
4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira
and he has maintained that promise
5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has
remained 197
6. However because we are too lazy to produce
what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks
and matches
7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury
goods because luxury goods is d reason for most
corruption, that is why he banned 41 products
from having access to forex
8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on
importing those 41 products, FG asked them to
find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also
known as black market
9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are
mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for
importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling
dollars to BDCs
10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar
demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars
from neighbouring countries through illicit money
laundering routes
11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source
for dollars, and because of the increase in
demand for dollars by importers because China
just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs
keep increasing the price at which they exchange
dollars to naira and now it is 400 naira to 1 dollars
12. However that does not mean that govt has
changed the exchange rate because if our
genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to
import raw materials for local production, they
will get dollars at 197 naira each
13. So the problem is that we love to consume
luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to
manufacture them here.
14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone
5 without even knowing simple physics and
computer engineering part of how that phone
was produced
15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product
from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and
use Made in Nigeria products
16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if
dollar has become Nigeria's currency
17. It is even bad enough that most of those
complaining about the high exchange rate of
dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse. |
Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president 1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business 2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers 3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president 4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise 5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197 6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches 7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex 8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market 9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs 10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes 11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 naira to 1 dollars 12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each 13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here. 14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced 15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products 16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency 17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse. |
It is either I do not understand economics and how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our country with our own curious choices. Just this morning I was listening to the radio and the lady on air went on and on about how she thought CBN governor Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the USD. That view pretty much echoes the sentiments expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the Naira strong in the near term. If my economics and my understanding of the way the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black. The simple fact of the matter is that apart from oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me bring that closer home. There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a truly strong economy and the naira was one to the dollar – even exchanged for higher than the USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the DAMAGING Indigenisation Decree, has been the creation of us Nigerians. Back then we had a booming economy. We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holidayed at home in their villages, at Yankari Games Reserve, at Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students. We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports industry. We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports. We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands, we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north that produced some of the best pilots in the world. In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today. Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who were university dons. Back then it meant something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry was alive and well. Just recently I watched a news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on. Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his generation) and many of us (and we should be remembered for failing our children if we continue like this), we have destroyed everything. Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ – simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children. Well people, payback time is here. Even with our ta- she-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc. We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them. We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have zilch… zero. A country of 170m fashion-conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in-Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-different- level”music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas. Were we a more serious people, the highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas. I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss-made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same. (My article tomorrow in my Saturday column in This Day is on the Nigerian champions Enyimba FC – Nigeria’s most successful club – not having a sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo . Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines ( we were the number one champagne consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricula. Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England – the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt. Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly. Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyinbo. But don’t forget that there is payback time and Emefiele is not your problem. Time for us all to look in the mirror and take responsibility. Link: http://www.theheraldng.com/see-why-the-naira-may-fall-to-the-dollar-at-1000/ |
dammyconcept:afees4wesley@yahoo.com |
dammyconcept:@ Op. Ur info s nt complete! Are d figures up dia dia chargeable income or jus salary? If it s chargeable income u cn use ds formula: Tax computatn: 1st 100k @ 7% = #7000. (4 Kola) 1st 70k @ 7% = #4900. (4 Tony) 1st 75 @ 7% = #5250. (4 Gody) 1.BUT if it is jus dia salary, u will need 2 consida if des guyz r given Benefits-In-Kind(i.e sum allowances). u add ds ds allowances 2 d salary... 2. U subract 1% of dia respective salary + 20% of dia respective salary 4rm d addition of point 1 above... 3. U also consida if d company s payin pension, gratuity, national health insurance etc into d designated banks or appropriate authority 4 dm..) U subract ds sum 4rm d addition 4rm point 2 above... Cheers... dammyconcept:@ Op. Ur info s nt complete! Are d figures up dia dia chargeable income or jus salary? If it s chargeable income u cn use ds formula: Tax computatn: 1st 100k @ 7% = #7000. (4 Kola) 1st 70k @ 7% = #4900. (4 Tony) 1st 75 @ 7% = #5250. (4 Gody) 1.BUT if it is jus dia salary, u will need 2 consida if des guyz r given Benefits-In-Kind(i.e sum allowances). u add ds ds allowances 2 d salary... 2. U subract 1% of dia respective salary + 20% of dia respective salary 4rm d addition of point 1 above... 3. U also consida if d company s payin pension, gratuity, national health insurance etc into d designated banks or appropriate authority 4 dm..) U subract ds sum 4rm d addition 4rm point 2 above... Cheers... |
dentrice:Any idea too on MGE and FR? I jus google search on dt name nw and he's an ICAN member and he also a fellow... He was also part of d committe dt reviewed ICAN syllabus Ds s d link for his profile on ICAN website(Pdf download) : http://www.google.nl/url?q=http://www.icanig.org/documents/CANDIDATESPROFILE-MEMBERS-NOT-IN-PRACTICE.doc&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjZ3_Sml9fKAhVJnRoKHQL2B2EQFggcMAg&sig2=8pOY6oU2pZHmmZ6Q80ovOA&usg=AFQjCNE45P4MO3gC7phmKu3bZxK68dkbGw |
efilefun:Lolzzzz |
ticker:U r so ignorant abt d laws! If genuine evidences r available, d case cn b revisited by the supreme court again! And the Supreme Court cn depart from its previous decision wia d previous decision was reached 'per in curiam( a decision made in error or by mistake)'
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Cc: lalasticala |
Elosky20:Click on it and u get d leaked audio |
The 37-minute recording details the conversation between these PDP leaders and politicians as they bribed Brigadier General Momoh with a promotion for his assistance in carrying out election fraud in Ekiti. In it, Obanikoro is clearly heard informing the group of men, “[I] am not here for a tea party, am on special assignment by the President. SaharaReporters has received unimpeachable documents and audio recordings providing substantial evidence that major Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) leaders planned and successfully rigged the gubernatorial elections in Ekiti State, and plotted a similar scenario in Osun in 2014. The audio recordings and affidavit were provided by Sagir Koli, a Captain in the 32nd Artillery Brigade stationed in Ekiti State, who has since fled the country for fear of retaliation. Capt. Koli recorded the conversation on 20th June 2014 when he was asked to accompany his Commanding Officer, Brigadier General Aliyu Momoh, to the meeting. The venue was held at Spotless Hotel in Ado-Ekiti. The audio recordings depict the meeting as being attended by the eventual “winner” of the election, Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti; Senator Iyiola Omisore; a man identified as Honorable Abdulkareem; the Minister for Police Affairs Caleb Olubolade; and Senator Musiliu Obanikoro who was at the time the Minister of State for Defence. Mr. Chris Uba came to Ekiti with huge stash cash and soldiers from the East to carry out the assignment. The 37- minute recording details the conversation between these men as they bribed Brigadier General Momoh with a promotion for his assistance in carrying out election fraud in Ekiti. In it, Obanikoro is clearly heard informing the group of men, “[I] am not here for a tea party, am on special assignment by the President.” SaharaReporters further received credible intelligence that President Goodluck Jonathan had instructed the Chief of Defense Staff, Alex Badeh, to use the army in arresting and intimidating opposition politicians before and during the election. The audio recording provides exact details of the plot, with the collaborators almost degenerating into physical combat. Authentication of Audio Recordings and Proof of Election Fraud The audio recordings were analyzed and authenticated by Guardian Consulting, an independent US-based security consulting company. According to a report authored by Guardian Consulting, also in the possession of SaharaReporters, the independent company used Forensic Voice Frequency Comparison technology to identify all voices on the recording with audio available in the public domain. The then Deputy Defense Minister, Obanikoro clearly states to General Momoh that he was not only sent to the meeting by President Jonathan, but “you can’t get a promotion without me sitting on top of your military council. If I am happy tomorrow night, the sky is your limit.” Governor Fayose revealed that he had already bribed an official of the Independent National Election Commission (INEC), the non-political commission charged with organizing elections in Nigeria, to bring copies of voter ballots with the INEC logo to him that day. Fayose, upset that his INEC contact was caught in traffic, narrated his day’s frustrations: “Where are we supposed to be collating the thing INEC gave to us? Soft copies we now printed? Why is my [INEC] contact not with [the ballots]…my contact man [was] sitting in the check point…it took me more than two hours to get this man.” As the plotters began to argue, Omisore, who was running for Governor of Osun State on the PDP ticket, tried to calm the room: “I would just say that we don’t have to argue so much, we have seen some lapses [today] yes. It’s just this evening, there is nothing happening now that we cannot contain before tomorrow morning.” Plans to Rig Elections in Favor of PDP The eyewitness testimony and sworn affidavit by Capt. Koli corroborates the audio recordings of the PDP officials’ plans to manipulate the Ekiti elections. The plotters devised several plans intended to bring about an unlawful victory for PDP candidates in Ekiti State races, including the forging of INEC ballots, the use of the military to facilitate access for PDP operatives and supporters, the creation of a list of APC members to be arrested, and the deployment of a Special Team of military personnel to prevent APC voters from reaching the polls. The PDP officials told General Momoh that those soldiers on election duty “must work hand-in- hand with the PDP agents” and ordered the arrest of selected APC stalwarts as that could “greatly assist the party during the election including DG campaign organization for Dr. Fayemi, Mr. Bimbo Daramola,” Capt. Koli said in his affidavit. General Momoh, confronted with criticism by the group, defended himself by saying that “we have done a lot of [APC] arrests.” It would be recalled that there were arrests of APC members in Ekiti during the period. It would also be recalled that many members of the security offices paraded around Ekiti in disguise. The PDP collaborators also demanded that the military block APC members’ access to the electorate and that moles should “be careful because the consequence will be severe.” Soldiers were instructed set up roadblocks leading to the polling stations and prevent APC supporters’ access. Additionally, vehicles and individuals with a special sticker labeled “National Security Task” were allowed movement anywhere, and were only distributed to PDP agents. General Momoh informed the group that there were “about 6 special teams. I have one strike force. I have almost forty soldiers after deployment,” evidently an organized system being used to manipulate voter turnout. Capt. Koli’s statement explained that based on these strategies, “they succeeded in rigging the Ekiti State election with victory in all the 16 Local Governing Authorities (LGAs). These really inspired them and they were with the euphoria that same would happen in Osun State.” Indeed, leading into the Osun State elections the Brigadier General posted there was told to take a three-week leave during the elections. His position was temporarily filled by General Momoh, who then repeated the same fraudulent tactics in Osun. Retaliation Against Captain Sagir Koli SaharaReporters was provided with additional evidence that proves the military retaliated against Capt. Koli when he released this information. Capt. Koli fled before he was arrested, but the military arrested, secretly detained, and chained his brother Adamu to a bed for nearly five months at the Adekunle Fanjuyi’s Cantonment. In an exclusive phone interview with from his hideout outside Nigeria, Capt. Koli told SaharaReporters that his brother was starved for periods of time and sometimes “fed worms.” Adamu was only released after a petition, which is also in possession of SaharaReporters, was submitted to the National Human Rights Commission by Barrister Chief K. Akinola Ajayi. The treatment of Capt. Koli’s brother was so poor during his illegal confinement that he had to be hospitalized due to malnutrition. SaharaReporters contacted Nigerian Defense spokesperson, General Chris Olukolade as well as Nigerian Army spokesperson, Col. SK Usman, for comment on this story. Both officials promised to get back to us but never did. Sahara will upload the audio and corresponding transcripts exclusively tomorrow. Link for video/audio: http://r5---sn-ibj-i3bl.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?lmt=1424391588670920&initcwndbps=3317500&id=o-AH-2sENugWEgNoIiUn4KdVlslr-1KeufyFDxu7W_Dv_e&upn=LDm1N5ayZhU&sparams=dur%2Cid%2Cinitcwndbps%2Cip%2Cipbits%2Citag%2Clmt%2Cmime%2Cmm%2Cmn%2Cms%2Cmv%2Cpl%2Csource%2Cupn%2Cexpire&fexp=9406985%2C9416126%2C9420452%2C9422596%2C9423661%2C9423662&ip=218.191.30.12&pl=19&dur=2221.963&expire=1454336191&sver=3&itag=17&signature=9391DC9D1779921FE496C372034863B4C8259304.384261DBFDCCC836252418438433E7303F706416&ipbits=0&mime=video%2F3gpp&source=youtube&mt=1454314545&mv=m&ms=au&mm=31&mn=sn-ibj-i3bl&key=yt6&title=How+Obanikoro%2C+Chris+Uba%2C+Omisore%2C+Olubolade%2C+Nigerian+Army+General+Rigged+Fayose+Into+Power Link for the story: http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/05/how-obanikoro-fayose-chris-uba-and-brig-general-momoh-rigged-ekiti-governorship-election |
kheart:Pls wat s ds email 4? Is it stil 4 KPMG survey or wat? |
ladoney:U will b exempted 4rm mathematics wich is QTB! D rest is simple mathematics(addition and subtraction)!!! Go for it!!! |
ladoney:Yes u cn! Am a graduate of Agricultural Economics I started 2015 November diet and I passed all d four courses I did at once and I didn't attend any tutorial! Dia s notin in it... All u nid is 2b focused, dedicated and u nid 2 sacrificie ur time 4 reading...
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