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Does anybody know whatz up with the NDIC test that took place some months ago?

Juju might work for him because he believes in it.
I got mine with the grace of God and I am wiating
for Him to take me to the next level.

i no gree na in dey tear pant

This is toooooooooooo much!!!!!!!! I was reading it with goose pimples all over my skin. But u said it was a true life story.How much did MTN pay u? Share with the house,man.

Two guys sitted on a long bench facing opposit directions i.e backing each other,were smoking their thing.One was facing north while the other the south.They were sharring one long thing.The southern one would smoke and give the northan one.So like that they continued until they were both `high`. The one facing south suddenly and from nowhere saw a policeman.He started running but not until he alerted the other. `Guy,take off take off.Olopa is coming!!! But becos the addressed one was more `high`,he didnt hear.Meanwhile,the igbo was with the one running. `Guy give me now` he said but he had already gone.He turned and saw the olopa!!! `Guy,stop this jo.Now now u done turn to olopa.Abeg turn back jo` But it was too late 4 him so the policeman arrested him.

Mr Frankling;a German,was travelling with his Nigerian driver from Abuja to Lagos on a particular day and his driver Mr Audu asked him:`sir why dont you take flight instead of road`? The man told him he was allergic to flight and because of the issue of plane crash,he prefer road to air.They discussed alot of things as the white guy likes his driver very well.A few kilos before Ore,Mr Frankling farted and said `excuse me,Audu.`The blackman had no option.He continued his work.Minutes later the man did it again and said the samething.This time around the stench was soffocating but the poor guy had no choise.
When they got to Ore,the white man stopped over and took some drinks and relaxed before they contintued.But Nigerians no dey cary last.Audu demanded for two plates of beans and two eggs on each plate.He didnt drink water but requested for two tins of peak milk.An hour later,Audu retaliated and followed suit;`excuse me,Mr Frankling,sir.` The man saw it as natural thing.Minutes later he did it again but Mr Frankling lower the glases!Audu saw everything via the rear mirror.He did it the third time and the man said `Audu stop the car.Unfortunately Audu was on high speed and could not stop on time. He shouted `Audu,I said stop the car` !!!He managed to do it.Immediately the white man rushed out holding his nose saying excuse me,my foot!!!

Pls hurriedly edit ur info on CBN test if its incomplete.I just saw it now nad it is closing today 13th Feb.,2009.

tanx,bro.Were u able 2 get info frm d Philip?
This test is a MUST pass test.