₦airaland Forum

HungerBAD:
Huh?hopefully,his son grow's up to have more sense than his kiss and tell father .

FFK and Fayose?still thinking who would win the World Cup,among them for having the most running mouth.

Boys parading as Men.

Bros, u bad o. Lol

This is good, buhari is working

http://saharareporters.com/2016/02/25/boko-haram-defeated-chibok-girls-rescue-underway-says-buratai.[/quote]

you can use it but be prepared for d coming of d SAVIOR

Djicemob:
Just this morning i wanted to blend something with the new blender(or grinder,whichever name you might call it) that i just bought and i notice the number 666 is been encrusted on the appliance,that was when i took out the carton and noticed the name of the said electronic was PYRAMID.

Nairalanders,is this the true defination of an "Endtime Blender"?

Though am not too religious but it kinda feel weird after all the stories about illuminati,pyramid,666 as the mark of the "beast" and all.

keezy125:
i drive c 180 and i always drive with my air condition ON. So i need to know if there is any side effect on that, apart from the fuel consumption.

No, it has no effect on the engine but it consumes fuel ⛽

alanposh:
End time ice cream then I was in end time sec sch

Yes o, it was 10 kobo

CARLOSZ:
How many of you bought this with their offering money every Sunday?

It was 10 kobo

alanposh:
End time ice cream then I was in end time sec sch

Yes o, it was 10 kobo

The best way to stop masturbating is to accept Jesus Christ as ur Lord and saviour. Confess ur sins to him, ask him for forgiveness, wash urself with the blood of Jesus and ask for strength from Jesus to overcome d temptation to do so; isaiah 40 vs 29-31.quote author=adren post=42944865]i stormed on one guy's post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright's mom did on instagram).. NL can make you want to co.mit suicide without killing yourself.... lolssss


to everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator's flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the "masturbators association of nigeria- MAN" myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don't wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn't easy but i am a living proof..




1. avoid been alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. desist from porn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2016).. i was feeling lonely, idle and 'single'.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite porn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself 'o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don't want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i'd just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm...

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won't come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

4. get a girlfriend or pay for a one-night stand/quickie (olosho): this is a long-term solution.. i know myself.. even if i tried to stop masturbating, and i do not find a long term solution to my problem by looking for a "LASWMA" to leave my 'trash' for, my case might end up been like that girl in the bible whose demon was cast out and the demon went to invite seven others..

masturbation has a way of torturing sex freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from ondo and they are only second to calabar girls on "baddest nigerian babes list." if such thing exists..




on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i dont know if ladies can utilise my 'tested and trusted' methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatised, share how u conquered it.
you would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not "oyinbo man" recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!![/quote]

Please leave tinubu out of this. He his d brain behind this change we are experiencing today

metroparrot:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/those-who-stole-us-dry-are-powerful-they-own-newspapers-and-tv-station-lai-mohammed/

Dis is one of the reasons dasuki and Jonathan must return our stolen money

saints2:
Please, I need the mods to help me push this to FP please...

This is a general hospital at Orile Agege, in Lagos State. According to my source who visited this place, he told me that patients are been treated on bare floor, yes, I mean bare flood. He said the MD of this hospital has refused to discharge these sets of people when they complained of the condition of the hospital, the MD also stated that no one should be referred to any other hospital, knowing fully well that there is no bed space left again, the patients have no choice but to sleep on the floor, on benches and on the metal chairs at the reception.

The MD still made these patients to pay, even though they had no bed space and rats were rampant in this place, I was reliably informed that rats roam this facilities at will. An unconfirmed report have it that, there may be likely case of LASSA fever in this hospital.

I want to use this medium to call on the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Mr. Ambode, The commissioner of health, Dr. Jide Idris and other law enforcement to please go into this hospital before we have an epidemic situation in Lagos state.

Below are some pictures to know the state of hospital..


Source:
http://ajayiwrites..com.ng/2016/01/general-hospital-in-orile-agege-where.html

cc: lalasticlala

Wow! Dis is wonderful

noeloge82:
This is the monster car spoted at the NNpc petrol station Ore about to refuel the car is actually on its way to the east. As soon as it arrived the fuel station people travellers went to take a glimse of the car and even take a snap shot while the owner was just looking and smiling.
A closer look at the car u will discover its a hilux car which was adjusted take a loooooook.

Please, dnt talk like dis to ur president again. U need to start appreciating him cos nigeria will be better under him

Unfathomable:
shameful... talking about climate change when he's supposed to be talking about economic decline. does this man have advisers last all?

My presido, I appreciate you, I am proud of you.

KingEbukasBlog:
Read press release from the presidency :

President Muhammadu Buhari Monday in Abu Dhabi called for greater global cooperation against the devastating effects of climate change to avert disaster for the human race in the 21st century.
Addressing the opening of the 2016 World Future Energy Summit, President Buhari reaffirmed Nigeria's readiness to work with the United Arab Emirates and rest of the world in a collective effort to mitigate the effects of climate change.

"Africa is already suffering from the consequences of climate change, which include recurrent drought and floods. In Nigeria, the drastic drying up of the Lake Chad to just about 10% of its original size, has negatively impacted on the livelihood of millions of people, and contributed in making the region a hot bed of insurgency.

"Desert encroachment in Niger, our northern neighbour and in far northern Nigeria, at the rate of several hundred meters per annum, has impacted on the existence of man, animal and vegetation, threatening to alter the whole ecological balance of the sub-region.
"In the middle and southern part of Nigeria, land erosion threatens farming, forestry, town and village peripheries and in some areas major highways.
"Constant and abrupt alteration between floods and droughts prove that climate change is real and therefore a global approach and cooperation to combat its effects are vital if the human race is not to face disaster in the 21st century," President Buhari told participants at the summit.
Noting that the summit was taking place soon after the United Nations Conference on Climate Change held in Paris late last year, President Buhari praised the United Arab Emirates for consistently supporting international action on climate change.

"We see Abu Dhabi as a dependable partner in the collective effort to manage climate risks including the attainment of the sustainable development goals by 2030.

"Thank you, Abu Dhabi, for consistently continuing to support international action in this sphere.
"We appreciate your immense contributions worth hundreds of millions of dollars in Energy aid to developing countries," the President said.
Femi Adesina
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)
January 18, 2016

Source : http://www.kingebuka.com/2016/01/read-what-buhari-told-global-community.html

cc : lalasticlala

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nairayouthcom:
How Do You Sleep? , mine is Number 4


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Cc: Lalasticlala, r231 , Freiburger come and pick ya sleeping pattern ooooo

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeh! I can't laff o

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]Congi na Demon..



See bRos.., just allow her to die.. Then you Bury her for back of house for Night.. Nobody go find out, no worry.. We dy your back.. Nothing dy happen!




The Native Doctor below me sha [/color]

Hmmm

It might not be tompolo

chiboyo:
Tompolo pls call ur boys to order ooo

Instead of you to support d government of the people in its effort to make nigeria great, u r condemning d arrow head. Wake up! 9ja is moving forward under buhari

Descartes:
Buhari is about to set Zoogeria ablaze with his dinasourial style of leadership laced with trial-and-error

hmmmm

khattab02:
From Opta, 0. Man united have failed to hit any shot on target in the first half in both their meetings with Liverpool this season.
Hmmm









#Tame and Pedestrian!

Rapmoney:
Lol! If I marry dis type of babe and she nor see herself for her papa house the next day make I suspend for air! In fact, make deh call me baskard!!!

I go use hot slap restore her brain cos e b like say the brain no dey dia