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Rhymesy:
A lady returned from Owerri to Uyo during the Christmas period to visit her elderly sister. I happened to come across her, and I must say, she is extremely beautiful and charming. I tried to keep things normal—both in our communication and interactions. She eventually opened up to me, revealing that she has a serious man in her life. I remained calm and continued acting as a normal friend.

At one point, I accidentally stumbled upon her phone and noticed that she is a classy lady. Since I’m not financially buoyant, I focused on maintaining a stable and respectful manner. I kept my mind on being a good friend.

One day, she started asking me some deep questions about myself. I told her I just graduated from university and am waiting for my call-up for NYSC. She said she’s actually working towards that too. She also asked if I was staying alone, and I confirmed that I was. Throughout December, she spent most of her time with me, chatting, gisting, and smiling. Sometimes, I took her out to lounges and bought her food from eateries.

Yesterday, she confessed that she enjoys hanging around me. Today, she insisted that most people know where I stay. Initially, I felt reluctant to bring her to my place—not because of anything suspicious, but because I didn’t want my libido to get the better of me. After some persistent urging from her, I decided to bring her over.

As a single guy who just finished school, my laptop is my television. When she entered, she said she was feeling hot and asked me to find her a polo or a light jersey to wear. I did so. She then went into the bathroom to take a shower while I was in the kitchen preparing her a meal. We enjoyed the meal together, and she complimented my cooking.

Later, she felt sleepy and fell asleep. When she woke up in the evening, she asked me to see her off. Honestly, this lady is very beautiful—so much so that my friends on the street were even hailing me.

Naijalanders, what is really going on?

What's happening is as simple as the time of you bleeping her back and front is near. She's already interested in you. She's just taking her time and doesn't want to just look cheapened before you. She thinks of you as I write now.
Just be a good guy and keep your rod alert for the time is near 😁

Racoon:
Imagine how these useless politicians are abusing the judiciary.

Let a spade be called a spade! No politician is abusing judiciary instead it's the judiciary that is abusing itself in the name of money after all it's an independent body

chopnaira:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/01/atikus-son-defects-to-apc-pledges-support-for-tinubus-second-term-as-barau-backs-move/

This is what is called political sensitivity. He believes his father doesn't have a chance of defeating Tinubu even if he clinches ADC ticket and if peradventure, there is a case of political abracadabra come 2027 in favour of Atiku, it's going to be a win-win thing for him👏👏👏👏

cityboylagos:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/15/koko-zaria-accuses-mc-oluomo-wives-girlfriends/

Women and whorism are just 5 and 6 since the time immemorial. No man on this Earth can satisfy them.

obembet:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2026/01/native-doctor-who-promised-mali-afcon-victory-after-collecting-e33500-arrested/amp/

Hmmm! Africa, my fatherland. Our colour our brain...

Truths9ja:
https://www.thecable.ng/wike-led-pdp-faction-gives-apc-national-secretary-48-hours-to-apologise/

Tinubu has indeed put the so called political opportunists into so much confusion that they are all just speaking balderdash

Morbeta11:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/01/yobe-hisbah-bans-men-women-interaction-private-conversations-vehicles-and-public

These people are just hypocrites. What is this nonsense all about? God created us male and female and by nature, we are inseparable. These people are just being unnecessarily stupid.

SportblitsNews:
Source: https://sportblits.com/sports-news/breaking-enzo-maresca-set-to-leave-chelsea-today-amid-board-breakdown/

That's long overdue. That coach doesn't know his job at all

AhmedPeacemaker:
https://punchng.com/muslims-show-solidarity-join-christians-at-kaduna-christmas-service/

This is oneness that is very wholesome 👏👏👏👏👏

sweetTai:
This is bad! I hate the northern Nigeria but for trump to think he has the power to attack a sovereign nation? The biggest black nation in the world? This is bad! And if Tinubu doesn’t act and send USA ambassador out Nigeria, he’s a complete idiot!

Oga, read well before commenting on mention. It was done in collaboration with Nigerian government. No intrusion or invasion unguaranteed!

miracle002:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/12/2023-election-i-regret-supporting-tinubu-makinde/

Honestly, the G5 deserves whatever that's happening to them politically. It is called karma! It's essential to note that when you are digging a hole against your enemy, try not to make it deep incase your friend falls into it to prevent fracture.

fergie001:
INEC rejects Makinde-backed PDP NWC


SOURCE

Haaa! Honestly, PDP has undoubtedly gone to the dogs.

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iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/12/22/lagos-governor-sanwo-olu-swears-speaker-obasas-son-agege-chairman

Good one. Let Lagosians be prepared for emergence of Tinibu's son as Governor of Lagos State in the next dispensation after all what is good for the goose is also good for the gander

Pojomojo:
We all started in the same place.
Same classrooms. Same uniforms.
Same hopes about who we’d grow up to be.

But life took each of us somewhere different.
Some people found direction, others got lost.
Some built stability, others battled storms no one saw.
Some grew into themselves, others are still trying to figure out who they are.

The truth is, none of us became exactly who we thought we’d be.

If anything, it’s a reminder to be gentle with people. We’re all living lives our younger selves could never have understood.

Hmmm! The pure truth about life

Omooba77:
Aliko Dangote has released specific details regarding the alleged foreign education expenses of Engr. Farouk Ahmed's four children:

Children's names and the alleged Secondary Schools they attended in Switzerland (each for approximately 6 years):

- Faisal Farouk: Montreux School
- Farouk Jr.: Aiglon College
- Ashraf Farouk: Institut Le Rosey
- Farhana Farouk: La Garenne International School

Alleged Costs Released:
- Total for secondary education (tuition, upkeep, air tickets, etc.): Over $5 million for four children.

- Additional tertiary education: Approximately $2 million for four children's university fees (over 4 years).

- Specific for 2025: $210,000 spent on Faisal's Harvard MBA ($150,000 tuition + $60,000 for upkeep, tickets, and incidentals).

This fight is getting interestingly dirtier. E go long gan ...........

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXi1HLwTq_o?si=XAbCQA_mh-8Dh9CM

All just na skit. Boy Peller is just trying to gulp in another fresh millions of dollars from viewing and other attentions.
But it's worthy of note to let him know that all new generation ladies are whores and so deserve no reasonable man's tears whatsoever

Kuginzi:
https://punchng.com/ive-never-had-n5m-says-bandit-leader-turji/@

Believe a killer, murderer and terrorist at your own peril

SlavaUkraini:
https://www.thecable.ng/n150m-cant-buy-my-shoe-primate-ayodele-calls-adelabu-small-boy-over-extortion-allegation/

Believe this end time pastors at your own peril

Rebuker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J9ZD5w4l7A?si=Tuu7OnhD10keHX2S

You were talked into leaving your marriage for someone who calls himself pastor! I think it's because man was made to fall asleep when this gender was made that's why her brain is repugnantly blank. This generation women are so stupidly senseless beyond words

Fuckyoumod:
Nobody to fight for him, are you serious?

Joseph an innocent man was dealt with, he was imprisoned for not sleeping with Potiphar's wife.

But this man is guilty!

We were taught to stay away from the wives of other men, because it kills.

But this man did not sleep with the wife of another, he went straight into the matrimonial bed of another man to knack another man's wife.

Mehn.... The guy no like this life.

Shut up! What crime did the deceased commit? Adultery? Where is it a criminal offense punishable by death under Nigerian constitution? Did the stupid husband kill his adulterous wife too after all it takes two to tango? The deceased's killer is just lucky the person he killed has nobody to fight for him. It is a case of consensual sex purely.

Islie:
Plateau man beaten to death in Lagos for sleeping with boss’ wife




https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/07/plateau-man-beaten-to-death-in-lagos-after-for-sleeping-with-boss-wife/

What a stupid husband! I'm sure his adulterous wife is hale and hearty somewhere now. Instead of him to focus on how to deal with the harlot he calls a wife, he chose to terminate another person's life. Now, the question is, how many men is his stupid self going to kill because of his sexually uncontrollable wife because I believe more men are still going to sleep her?
I am not disputing the fact that it's not proper to be sleeping with another man's wife, but when a man intensionally or accidentally marries a LovePeddler, he should learn how to deal with her and not her lover(s). The man is just lucky that the deceased has nobody to fight for him or else he would have been put behind bars now. Mind you, the woman on whose matter he could be jailed would eventually be knacked by all men possible going forward.
Men have to have some sense in situations like this.

BlessedGift:
https://punchng.com/we-must-not-allow-pdp-to-die-says-wike/

What a greatest level of hypocrisy! This man is just unrepentantly unbelievable

Pakute:
https://www.givemesport.com/professional-boxer-explains-why-boyfriend-lets-her-sleep-other-men-shannon-philp/

Wow! Honestly, declarations like this are just incomprehensible. I think human brains are wired in accordance with regions, races and colours and that's why our actions and inactions are sometimes and somehow directly opposite.

Ofunaofu:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/06/omisore-blasts-osun-apc-over-his-disqualification-from-party-primary/

As long as the killer of Bola Ige remains shrouded in mystery, Omisanga will remain null and void in the political platform of Osun State when it comes to governorship electioneering

rescuenaija:
By Reno Omokri - Reno Omokri

source

This idiot called Reno should shut his gutter called mouth for once

rescuenaija:
. - Reno Omokri

Source: https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1996504595758276661

Are you serious right now?! Aye Reno ti ta pau 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/03/nigerias-presidency-run-from-outside-tinubu-caged-in-aso-rock-sen-yari/

That statement has always been rhetoric in this country. Say something else please

KillerOfCrackas:
https://www.thecable.ng/suspected-cultists-abduct-five-students-in-rivers-community/

Kidnapping has become lucrative business in Nigeria now so that everybody is getting interested in it because the government is lackadaisical in its core duties to the populace.
I wasn't surprised when one bandit threatened to kidnap even Mr President someday - that's called "see finish". This government needs to be proactive as urgently as possible in dealing with insecurity in this country.