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[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Nothing bad with back entry, as long as I can use the soap as lubricant [/quote]Just hope 'fisting' doesn't get mixed into it ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Hey, as long as I give and get, no shaking [/quote]You won't be doing any giving. Prepare your anûs! ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Is it legal over here? As in. . . . if I drink it while driving, can i tell the cop that it's medicinal?[/quote]Just don't drop your soap bar in prison ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Seriously, what is alomo bitters?[/quote]I want to know as well |
ItsModella: Nigerians can ask if you're high on anything, from otapiapia to goat piss to your own piss.Hehehehehe ![]() |
binger: Right now,a private coy is planning to build another mega city in the FCT. to celebrate Nigeria at 100yrs. Cost of living would be jaw-dropping.Can you afford it though? ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]For real? *removed*[/quote]Yes, for real. Thanks |
ItsModella: Ileke, remove that rat picture you posted. It creeped abiL out and made her close the page...abeg, remove it...apparently, she's extremely rat-o-phobic.It's a new page now. Thanks jare. |
CFCfan: Haha. Your post should only be limited to NLHehehehe ... Sholly pawpaw = dûmbfûck! ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge] [/quote]I had to close the page. You should have heard the way I screamed. |
Ileke-idi well done o! ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]And you can stare at them? omg, i'd be so scared. Do you know how huge a Nigerian rat is? As huge as a fat raccoon.[/quote]Swear down??! What do these rats feed on? There should be better preventative measures. |
Shollypopz: I don't know. But I was wondering if pouring alcohol on the floor will send them away. I thought that was what binger was insinuatingWhy waste previous alcohol? Down it and get drunk ![]() |
CFCfan: I apologize; I thought you only hated political discussions.Please don't apologise. You're far to kind I apologise for using a foul language ![]() |
CFCfan: Was the question offensive?It's a mood downer. The questions/ political talks should stop. Not you. |
Shollypopz: I don't understand. rats don't like alcohol??Rats like alcohol?!! |
CFCfan: Can Globacom and MTN enter the American market, and bill by the second?Kindly fûck off please. ![]() |
ItsModella: I just remembered, there is something in Nigeria called rat gum...that stuff works, put it on a major rat path and watch how they get stuck on the gum pad...interesting sightI don't even like looking at pics of rats, snakes, or lizards.. && my dad has been telling me about the lizards in Nigeria. I'm not looking forward to encountering any of those fûckers. |
Shollypopz: abiL, who is the male version of Idowu?? Is it my boo??Haha no.. It was a joke. I wrote "ogbologbo", and binger wanted to know what it was. |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]LOL, they'll snatch the poison from your hands, swallow it and spit it back out. Don't mess with them [/quote]ItsModella: doesn't work, they're immune to that kinda stuff...they might even swallow the poison to show you that they're gansta.So they just let them roam freely? They haven't tried UK poison ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I bet they can beat up a python with another python.[/quote]HahaHagahahahahagafagsgagafjshshahaha I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe |
ItsModella: their mode of attack is something else...ask redmosquito when you see himEeee... Do I need to go with rat poison?? |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]hehehhe, abiL will not kill me. [/quote]It's a question, so I can go to Nigeria prepared. Can't be fighting with rats on the busy streets of Lagos. |
binger: What's ogbologbo abeg? It sounds like idowuogboSame thing. The male version of her ![]() |
CFCfan: I don't have family in Peckham; though my sister's friend lives in |
ItsModella: @abiL and Sholly, this is how a coal pot looks like.Are you meant to cook stew in it.. Or for a decorative purpose? |
ItsModella: Nigerian mosquitoes? Second in terror after Nigerian rats...those insects are MUSCULAR!!Like rats walking randomly on the streets?!! |
CFCfan: When I go to London, I must visit Stamford Bridge, Harrods, Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abbey and the magnificent Emirates stadium.Go to Peckham! Your family dey there ![]() |
[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]CFCFan, why do you always take us back to politics. I can just imagine how your date will turn out [/quote]If she doesn't kill herself before the end of the date. |
ItsModella: abiL that breathes Sheffield in and out...that's who you're calling Peckhamite.Chop am |
binger: I suppose u're a peckhamite too? That's where u find lesbo-wannabesMe & my family no get liver. Peckham is for ogbologbo people |
binger: Oh pulease...unlike you,i've got no gäy traits. Am as straight as letter 'i'Okay o. If you say so ![]() |
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[/quote]You won't be doing any giving. Prepare your anûs!




