₦airaland Forum

ItsModella: ahaha!! you remember kerosene stoves? did you guys ever use coal pots? my grandma gave one to my mum as a gift...and I tried using the bloody thing one day, I just couldn't....talk about poverty on another level.

Nah, never heard of coal pots. But I do remember those kerosene stoves though

Shollypopz: All of u are bush girls!! I wudda been chilling with rechargeable lamps??

who remembers that shit?!

With the police sirens? To deter those ruthless armed robbers?

binger: Dude,sowie i sounded serious. But,c'mon man,what wrong did i do nah? Sometimes, it just gets too much.
You're my bro,and nothing will change that. I just hope this'll pass sha.

Did you break up with him for the sole purpose of making up?

ItsModella: bush girls...

I'm pretty sure I would have been chilling with kerosene lantern...that has more schwag!!

I remember those things... And kerosene stoves. Hehehe poverty

ItsModella: OMG!! While I was in Nigeria, I had a burger from Sweet Sensation..JISOS!! this had to be the worst thing I had ever tasted before...the meat was thin and hard, the bread too was hard...

Noted.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]AbiL, if na for Naija we dey, we for don use 26 candle stick today [/quote]Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahha Lmaoooooooooo

I have nothing to say to this other than laugh


LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Shollypopz: It's just few minutes after 7! You should go to bed, not me!!

&& let you bore yourself to death?

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Yes. They changed their name prolly to change their reputation. Lolz, same incompetent performance.[/quote]
Let's thank God that we ain't the one suffering with no electricity

Shollypopz: hahahaha...dullard!

where is hornipipe??

Hhahaha mumu!

NEPA or no NEPA, there's still no 24/7 electricity in Nigeria

ItsModella: PHCN---> Power Holding Company of Nigeria..

I think NEPA was National Electric Power Authority?? or Association? can't remember.

Thanks

Shollypopz: because I couldn't access the Romance section and since NL won't exist without me. Mukina had to do me the favor.

Go to bed!

ItsModella: hahahhahaha!! yeah, it stopped being NEPA a long time ago..

I used to think that NEPA is a slang word for electricity


Anyway, so it's PHCN now?... It doesn't sound right lol

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]wha da heck is alomo bitters?

lol abil, it's no longer PHCN. This ajebutter girl has not stepped in Naija since independence [/quote]What is PHCN... The electricity company?

binger: We can only hope.

Is it up NEPA where you are now?

CFCfan: I'm glad that the power sector has been liberalised in Nigeria. Private companies can now distribute and transmit electrici; while the govt will handle the generation aspect.

You better move back to Nigeria

CFCfan: Yeah, I've been hearing stories of families that died from carbonmonoxide inhalation. It's so sad.

Blame NEPA

2legit2qwt: Abilify

I hail the house of horror o namodella, oga calabash, ID, popcorn, yorubamago, hornypipe and crew

Hey

CFCfan: Sorry oh. I took ur post out of context.

Are you a frog?

CFCfan: Lol . The subway we are talking about is a restaurant; not a transport hub.

Shut up! Do I look bush to you?

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Does it matter which one? Both comes with a dciik.[/quote]Hahaha one can be cuddled after though.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Lol sorry, I'm just a virgin in this twerking business Team #Onilavirgin[/quote] I've seen a video of you on YouTube

hornipipe: this is more than a deepthroat, more like bdsm

Keep dreaming!

hornipipe: oko, never been there I've only been to uba or oba you know there?

Oko ..dïck

Or

Oko ..husband

??

ItsModella: you know what's up

I hate subways!

hornipipe: Abil you want to choke on my Dick right ? Don't lie.

Not big enough.

Next!

CFCfan: The middle one is not a problem .
I was asking about the bum. Should I go to the gym and do butt-specific work-outs?

Bum twerking. YouTube that shït. Them bad girls with those big booties chai! I want to be a lèsbian o!

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]She's talking about the middle one, my friend. If you're going to sk her how to tweak that one too, I go vex o[/quote]Twerk.. not tweak.

But if he's going to tweak his kondo stick, who am to get in the way.

hornipipe: dobale fun mi jorh that's bow down to me right?

No, it means suck my dïck -___-

CFCfan: LWTMB . I don't have big buttocks oh. I have medium ones.

Can you twerk those "medium ones"?

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]Lawwwd have mercy!! [/quote]Don't judge me. My nails (false ones) can't be digging into pounded yam. It's difficult to clean it after.

[quote author=Yoruba_Omoge]I do. 3000 miles corner away


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Chipotle is just like Nigerian rice and beans. But it's very fattening.
My cheeks are now chubbier than usual thanks to chipotle [/quote]The gym is your friend

I need to sleep !! But I'm not sleepy. I'll be screwing tomorrow morning.