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Shollypopz: I rmbr! I rmbr! I rmbr!

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Silati lo ma lo, ogbeni ki lo gba
Odo robo eja, cheeky-cheeky-cheeky-cheeky-shior! (My spelling is def. wrong, lol)

Shior, rebete, tu e(spits)

..I think

Shollypopz: I rmbr! I rmbr! I rmbr!

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Silati lo ma lo, ogbeni ki lo gba
Odo robo eja, cheeky-cheeky-cheeky-cheeky-shior! (My spelling is def. wrong, lol)

Oya take this

You brought an instant smile on my face when I saw this.

ItsModella: Nah, don't know it.

Who remembers this one?
If you were born in January, come out come out
If you were born in February, come out come out
ariya riya roses God bless you.

come out to do what?

ItsModella: I used to sing this song with so much faith and hoping that the rain would go...it took me time to realize that it was fake.

I had faith in it as well

ItsModella: I love snakes and ladders. I have never gotten the hang of ludo...I think I'm the only one who doesn't know how to play it.

There's this song about writing on a slate because you're dumb.

Damn! Can't remember how it goes

Shollypopz: WHat about...

On my way

On my way to Sailor "smth"

Sailor, Sailor,....pee-pee-pee! Lol, I can't rmbr some paart

Lol me I don't know that one o

ItsModella: I love that game. Igbos call it nchokoloto. I even brought it with me to the States (I'm bush like that)

What about ludo and snakes and ladders

Shollypopz: I know what ayo is but I doubt anyone in our generation played it. You mostly see it in Yoruba movies.

We've got it at home. Got taught how to play it by my dad

Rain rain go away

Come and rain another day

Little children want to play

ItsModella: Suwe is the one where boxes are drawn on the ground and then a seed is thrown. You have to hop on one foot to go get it...it's some difficult ish.

Do you know the game thing called ayo.

I think that's what it is called when you move stones from one hole to another

ItsModella: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po and that their pet/elephant/vacuum cleaner noo-noo.

I used to be called dipsy. Those were the days when nothing else matters.

ItsModella: Who remembers that purple Barney? I used to love him and the teletubbies.

I love you
You love me
We are happy family
....

ItsModella: Old McDonald had a farm, iya iya o (instead of E, I, E, I, O)

I thought it was iya iya o

Shollypopz: I can't believe u remember...LoL!!

Vaguely

ItsModella: lmaooo...do you mean Akwa Ibom? looool!!! Maiduguri...gosh, abiL!!!

Yes that one

State and capital

Abia. Umaya

Akwaba.. Delta

Maduguiri.. Maduguiri

ItsModella: Shiit, I hated it. Every morning before class, I used to learn my multiplication from the back of my notebooks and then the teacher would tell us to recite it.

2 tayns 1, 2
2 tayns 2, 4
2 tayns 3, 6
2 tayns 25

Hahaha

Do you remember..

1 mm makes 1 cm
1 cm makes ...
100 litres makes 1 ml

Or whatever the bullshît was lol

Shollypopz: I'm going to cry. I remember Old Roger and hmm..haa..

Do you remember the rhyme about 10 green bottles on the wall?

...if one green bottle accidentally falls



Lmaoo

Shollypopz: Lol!
The rivers in Africa are(2x)
Nile, Niger, Benue, Congo, Orange, Limpopo, Zambezi. I could swear they thought us Benue and not Senegal in Chrisland

It's benue

ItsModella: gosh...memories.

During our lunch break, my teacher used to make us pray (or sing) before eating.

Some have food but cannot eat
Some can eat but have no food
We have food and we can eat
Glory be to Jesus Christ...Amen!!

And you have to recite the times-table before you can bloödy sit down

Sandalili sandalili )x4


I'm a teacher in my country
Some of you know me well
If you look me up and down
You will know that it's true

Seventeen

Eighteen

Nineteen bobo


Omo to bi, lo fi n nu di

hornipipe: only remember the end
'which finger did it bite? The little finger on my right

Same here

ItsModella: Wherever you go (gon gon gon gon)
Whoever you see (sisi eko)
Do not say yes, when you mean to say no (Baba Ibadan)

Old Roger is dead and gone to his grave (hmmm haaa gone to his grave)
They planted an apple tree over his head (hmmm haaa over his head)
The apples grew ripe and ready to drop (hmmm haaa ready to drop)
There came a strong wind that blew them all off (hmmm haa blew them all off)
There came an old woman to pick them all up (hmmm haaa pick them all up)
Old Roger got up AND GAVE HER A KNOCK (HMMM HAAA GAVE HER A KNOCK)
Which made the old woman go hippity hop (hmmm haa hippity hop)

Ahhhh you're the best!!!

Who stole the fish from the cooking pot

Number 2 stole the fish from the cooking pot


Is it me? Yes you

It couldn't be

Then who?

Number 7 stole the fish from the cooking pot.



It's not a nursery school rhyme, but who can remember this

Shollypopz: OMG!! I remember. It's so funny because some ppl still murmured when it got to; J-O-H-N-B-U-LL, that's how u spell ur name!

Can u remember:
H-I-P for the hip, for the hippopo...
P-O-P-O for the hippopo and
T-A-M-U-S for the hippopotamus, Hippopotamus!

Yuuuuuuup! *trey songz' voice*

ItsModella: How do you not know the song?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88yBdv9L6R8

Ose!

Let me re-live that moment.

ItsModella: Johnbull my son, I sent you to school, you don't know how to spell your name

The day is bright, it's bright and fair
Oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright, it's bright and fair
Ohhhhh happy day (Mama Jollof rice)

J o h n b u double l that is how to spell your name

Johnbull my son I sent u to school, you don't know how to spell your name

Mississippi Mississippi

M-I

Double S

I

Double P

I

Mississippi.


The longest river in the world, Mississippi.

Shollypopz: What bingo song?? Recite few lines....

There was a man who had a dog
Bingo was his name, oh
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name, oh


Sesame Street song... I think

Shollypopz: Who remembers elementary school rhymes?? Especially for those that did elementary school in Nigeria.

And what elementary school did you go to??

I remember singing the "bingo" song during primary school assembly

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm.... Interesting!

Indeed -___-