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candieangel12: As in! No mind the OP, as if se.x videos were only created for men. Shoot, those videos are likely there to educate her and the OP is here thinking of something else.

There's more to life than lying back and looking at the ceiling.

She needs to start downloading those videos on her laptop. Phone screens are too small to get a clear view of the actions and the lessons been taught

ikekings: Went home to visit my paddy dem...

How was it? Any interesting news?!

[quote author=190-the-clown]How can AbiL think I admire her is beyond me [/quote]When did I say that or are you a mind reader?

Keep putting words in your own mouth. You silly prîck.

Ps: Stop mentioning my name with your nonsense!

candieangel12: And what is the big deal with it?

You know! A girl has got needs. she's probably learning new moves for her to use to slaughter a dïck or two

ikekings: .... Crazy guy...

Where have you been mister??!

[quote author=190-the-clown]None of d above cos I just finished havin sex
U я free to-come Join us [/quote]Deluded-he-goat! Come and join who?.. You and your right hand?

Shior! I pity you!

Is he washing his wife's pata

[quote author=190-the-clown]AbiL one of the-few Known Nigerian girls internationally known for her skills in eating TOILET-ROLLS[/quote]Dafuq?! Is poverty/ hunger/ sèxual frustration affecting your ability to write properly?

Toilet-rolls ..what?? You dey craze?


Take your föolishness somewhere else îdiot, don't make me unleash on you.. Don't want this account to get banned.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]@Candieangel, plenty oo. Every name put on the hate list is who they secretly admire.[/quote]Esp that yeye 190

[quote author=190-the-clown]which live for,

they are always on the hunt for the cash from age 15 them don enter street begin hustle[/quote]How is it any of your problem? Is it because you're broke?! Eeyaah, pele o!

[quote author=190-the-clown]and that thing girl i wanna give bicycle kick in bed called AbiL

I cant stand her, I dun tink i like her eida [/quote]Nobody cares!

Oya sod off

[quote author=Mynd_44]Hmmm[/quote]You and your "hmm" *yimu*


Shollypopz I see you o! Life behind bars. Hahaha

What the hell is this rubbish

ITbomb: ItsModella
The kiddo just freak me out
Same with abil

Love you more

lalaosky: abiL, i see you baby..how's sheffield today?

Not in Sheffield at the moment.

I saw your post earlier, but couldn't reply you on that ID because I was banned for no reason

2buff: What did abil say and why was her post blocked?

Py flipping guru blocked me for no damn reason

ItsModella: Do you remember Mr. Biggs? Their meatpies made mad sense.

The mouth-watering bàstard . They need to set up business in the UK

ItsModella: loool, 16 or 17..

Oh that makes sense then.
Oya keep digging your memory, I want more songs!!!

ItsModella: Are you in the Lord's Army, YESSIR (x2)
I will never steal from my mother's pot
Tell lies to daddy
Beat up my younger ones
I will never fight in the neighborhood
I am in the Lord's Army.

How old were you when you left naija?

How can you remember all this delicious songs

ItsModella: hahahahahaha...do you remember Solomon Grundy?

Born On Monday

Christened on Tuesday ...

ItsModella: hahahahahaha...do you remember Solomon Grundy?

And the task of writing the list of noise makers

Shollypopz: In shut I'm done with you!! How d heck do you remember these things??

Lol, I want to go back to those days

I'm just smiling. Good old days

Wherever you go (go go go n go)

Wherever you've been (sisi eko)

Do not say yes

When you need to say no (baba Ibadan)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..

Shollypopz: There's also this one about

Mama, Papa school no dey

Wetin happen??

Our teacher dey drink ga.rri for school

Which ga.rri?...............

I got in so much trouble for singing this song. My dad thought I was learning pidgin English, he came to my school.....It was not funny, the scolding I received ehn, it was like Chrisland was going to go down that day!

Ijebu garri
Cele water
Oyinbo sugar
Groundnut oil

ItsModella: Oh my home
Oh my home
When shall I see my home?
When shall I see my native land
I'll never forget my home.

Oh when the saints
Go marching in
Oh when the saints go marching in
Oh Lord, I want to be in that number
Oh when the saints go marching in.

Abide with me Lord...

Parents listen to your children
We are the leaders of tomorrow
Come and pay our school fees
And give us sound education

ItsModella: In my school, it was

Who mess am?
Na Ojo
Ojo say na teacher
Teacher say no worry, na my class people who mess am "POOM!!!"

Lmaooooo

Shollypopz: Who mess?

Na tolo-tolo mess!

Teacher say na tolo

Tolo say na teacher

Na who jaka-jaka na who mess am!

I nearly died with laughter just writing this rhyme!

Siiiiiick!!!!

Shollypopz: my God! Lol, that's ur own version ooo

I think it ends there

Hahhaha I'm pretty sure there's some form of spitting involved LOL

ItsModella: A for Apple
B for Ball
C for Cat
D for Dog
E for Elephant.

Yoruba one

A for aja
B for bata
C for ??
D for ??
E for eja