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Travel / Re: A Passenger With No Flying Experience Landed A Plane At A Florida Airport by Abilistic(m): 7:57pm On May 16, 2022
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Sometimes you have to be your own hero

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Politics / Re: Primaries: Politicians Buy Up Fuel, Hotels Booked Out For Delegates by Abilistic(m): 9:43am On May 16, 2022
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kakistocracy is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

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Romance / Re: I Got Sacked For This. I Am Sad by Abilistic(m): 5:14pm On May 15, 2022
Nostring:
We Kno na cruise but incase na Tru ,u b Wayre tongue

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Romance / Re: Know Your Fear/phobia by Abilistic(m): 6:56pm On May 13, 2022
Pistanthrophobia

Trusting people due to past experiences
Politics / Re: 2023: Why South-East Can’t Get Presidential Ticket - Kalu Replies Clark by Abilistic(m): 5:26pm On May 12, 2022
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Says who.....?
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boy Mistakenly Exposes His Face After Oyebo Client Promised To Send 50k by Abilistic(m): 10:00am On May 12, 2022
ayourbamie:
Who recorded it

CCTV grin grin

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Crime / Re: ₦2 Billion Tramadol: Ukatu Afamefuna Mallinson Sues NDLEA, Demands ₦200m by Abilistic(m): 6:46pm On May 11, 2022
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Way to go!

He owns a pharmaceutical company and obviously have license to import drugs.

So he has a case!
Latakia:
Make dem release the man, he's one of Obi Pandora financial sponsor for the PDP presidential primary election. Make Obi Pandora nonuse this man arrest as an excuse when he lose out...

He's not PDP...

He's a brother cum paddy of a serving minister.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Takes The Lead, Submits APC Nomination Form With More Than 570 Delegates by Abilistic(m): 6:34pm On May 11, 2022
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Politics / Re: 2023: APC Will Find It Difficult To Sell Jonathan – Umahi by Abilistic(m): 6:58pm On May 10, 2022
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Obviously the same way they sold Buhari to Nigerians

LIES, PROPAGANDA & EMPTY PROMISES

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Withdraws From Presidential Race After Raising ₦83.2 Million by Abilistic(m): 6:09pm On May 10, 2022
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Nice cash out!

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Family / Re: What Lesson Has Life Taught You So Far? by Abilistic(m): 12:29pm On May 10, 2022
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If history has taught us anything, it is that no one will learn from it.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Queues Persist In Abuja, Black Marketers Sell For ₦300/Litre by Abilistic(m): 11:05am On May 10, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Andreev, Russian Ambassador To Poland Splattered With Red Paint By Protesters by Abilistic(m): 9:37pm On May 09, 2022
You can’t calm the storm. so stop trying. What you can do is calm yourself. The storm will pass.

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Politics / Re: Court Refuses Emefiele’s Request To Restrain INEC, AGF Over Ambition. by Abilistic(m): 2:19pm On May 09, 2022
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Many abnormal things happening under this administration are unimaginable.

So unfortunate there's no opposition party! cry

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Resolves Ganduje, Jubrin Rift Over Kano House Of Reps Ticket by Abilistic(m): 6:07pm On May 08, 2022
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Good move jagaban of peace....

But nobody even the president was able to 'resolve' him and Ambode undecided

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Phones / Re: Five Facebook, Twitter And Other Social Media Platforms' Posts To Avoid by Abilistic(m): 5:55pm On May 08, 2022
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Food / Re: How I Prepared A VERY TASTY Tomato Melon Soup With Pics by Abilistic(m): 10:06am On May 08, 2022
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Such a delicious meal cooked in a well furnished uncompleted building.


I'm salivating already lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: 10 Statutory Delegates From Each State Must Sign Presidential Forms - APC by Abilistic(m): 9:38am On May 08, 2022
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One shenanigan said "Nigeria must be great..... "

Thought Nigeria is already great with his darling daddy on the helm of affairs?

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Phones / Re: Nairalanders how possible Is this? [Updated] by Abilistic(m): 11:34am On May 07, 2022
Are you sure the seller actually sent the package?
Go back to NIPOST office and confirm if that receipt, the seller sent you is 'real', because the tracking number ought to work since it's still new.

Next time just use any of the transport company, you will get the item the following day or even same day.
Romance / Re: My Wedding Invitation To All My Fellow Nairalands by Abilistic(m): 11:07am On May 06, 2022
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CONGRATULATIONS!


Always remember that very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself in your way of Thinking.

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Politics / Re: UK Recovers $23 Million In Loot Linked To Late Nigerian Dictator, Abacha by Abilistic(m): 7:05pm On May 05, 2022
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Abacha never stole - Buhari 2008

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Education / Re: Buhari Commissions King David University In Umahi's Home Town, Uburu Ebonyi by Abilistic(m): 6:52pm On May 05, 2022
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Good one from Gov Umahi

Just wondering why he loves multi colors

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Captured Unawares Without Undies While Playing With Kids.. by Abilistic(m): 3:39pm On May 05, 2022
Not surprised!

She's selling her market
Phones / Re: NCC Issues Licenses To MTN, Mafab Comms, As 5G Services Roll Out In August by Abilistic(m): 4:02pm On May 04, 2022
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Mofab an 'unknown' company. Welcome to Nigeria
NwaNimo1:
Covid spectrum.....?

[img]https:///media/3-30-2022/GDyBpU.gif[/img]

Better change your name to Nwagif1 grin grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Malami Distributes 30 Cars To Associates In Kebbi by Abilistic(m): 12:14pm On May 04, 2022
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A MINISTER?

How much is his monthly salary?

The kind of CORRUPTION going on under this epileptic administration eeeh

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Family / Re: Good Morning Fam. Another Successful Morning Of My JOURNEY pics by Abilistic(m): 12:13pm On May 04, 2022
horhizah:

Hi Channah1, I think you can give Nairalanders or your colleagues the option of lending you the money with a payment plan. Arrange to meet in an open place of your choice, sign an agreement and all other necessary things.
The honest truth is times are hard and parting away with any sum to known people no matter how little is not easy, how much more a total stranger in a faceless forum. If you give the option of genuinely paying back, I think more people will be willing to help.

Cheers

Good advice!

Or instead of looking for rent money, why can't she look for a female within her vicinity that can accommodate her for the mean time. Even if it means paying little money monthly, till she save up for her own accommodation.
Things are hard!

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Family / Re: Update On The Woman Who Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by Abilistic(m): 11:06am On May 04, 2022
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Things dey happen, if you no know, you no go fit know!

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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth And His Wife, Elsie Dedicate Their Baby In Church (Video, Photo) by Abilistic(m): 10:51am On May 04, 2022
Nobody can tell you what’s your calling, what’s your unique strength, what’s your purpose.
Only you can hear your calling. Once you figure it out what makes you come alive, there is no stopping you.

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Romance / Re: Single Men & Ladies; By Faith, Pick Your Wedding Month/year & So Be It Amen(pix) by Abilistic(m): 2:19pm On May 02, 2022
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kally90:
January 5,2023

AMEN!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Passes PDP Screening (See His Provisional Clearance Certificate) by Abilistic(m): 7:45pm On Apr 30, 2022
Nice...

Okwute is coming!

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Food / Re: Do You Normally Cry When You Slice The Onion (pic) by Abilistic(m): 2:51pm On Apr 30, 2022
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You cry when you cut onions because your tears react to the propanethiol s-oxide released by the onion, creating acid in your eye.

Politics / Re: Confusion As Thief Carts Away $75,000 At APC Headquarters by Abilistic(m): 8:00pm On Apr 27, 2022
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They are use to that!

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