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ksstroud:
What... Bimbola... Hmmmm
Kontinu...
I was here...

amicable09:
He must! lol.
Karleone I believe is out inspecting structures and foundations. He's a busy man, give him some time.

While you wait, study o, he likes intelligence. I'm out now... need to touch one or two places today.

See you when I get back. I'll buy you sth *smiles.

ksstroud:
Aiit... Enjoy

ksstroud:
Wetin person go do nah...
How's your day faring?

ksstroud:
Morning...
My night; I didn't even know, I was busy sleeping.....

amicable09:
hahahaha. You better stay out there until you see him!

amicable09:
Go out and meet him. The smiling dude in jeans... he's the one. Engr Karl is his name!

amicable09:
Sure, trust me *smiles.
Let me call her out to say hello to you.

Abimbex007!!!!!! Abimbex ooooo!
Where are you na!? Don't keep a gentleman waiting... Come, I have someone to introduce you to.

* clears throat*
Abim my love, this is Engr Karl from FUTO *smiles. He is the young man I've been talking to you about. Say hello to him.

Engr Karl! Here she is! Hope she's your spec *winks. lol.
You two should get to know yourselves better... and Abimbex!!! Don't forget whose child you are! lol.
*walks away*

amicable09:
Hahahaha. He has everything. Dimples, biceps, triceps, height, length, width ... lol and breadth!

amicable09:
Just served him breakfast dear and he's off to work now *smiles. Thanks for asking.

Abimbex, I have a fine man for you *smiles. He's an engineer from a neighboring town, would you like to meet him? He's a good man. Lol.

amicable09:
Lol... Ok. Here's an exhibit!
JOB ADVERT:
A reputable company based in Lagos is seeking for young graduates who are dynamic, motivated, ready to build a career as a successful CEO ...Lol bla bla bla...

QUALIFICATIONS:
B.Sc holders, minimum of 2.2, not more than 26 years old by Dec. 2016.
ICAN, ACCA, NIM,.... will be an added advantage.
All applications must be sent not later than Jan. 10th 2015.
Use job title as subject of the mail.

Mr A: Dusts CV! I've been waiting for this company since first year in the university... lol

Mr B: OP! No mail address!!! Shebi we go send am to your head! mtshew.

Mr C: Not more than 26 years? Gerrarahere mehn!

Mr D: I'm here to book space *spreads mat,sipping zobo*

OP: *starts quoting from Mr A to D* Guy, follow that link I pasted. Oh boy, Money must be made this year o @ Mr A, The hustle is real mehn!

Mr E: This company again!!!! Scam! Rubbish.

Miss F: Just applied! Keeping fingers crossed *grins

Mr G: Reputable company kor, international company ni...

Employed Joblander: Miss F! I miss you o! How far? Don't worry, this year is your year! This job is your job!

Mr H: Thank God I'm an entrepreneur! Owning your own business and being your own boss is the best thing. Nigerian graduates stop looking for jobs! Go and create your own job!

Mr I: End time job!

Mr J: Wait o! is it not this company that employed 3 months ago? Their staff die ni? lol.
Hustling Marketer: Our Client is an engineering firm with business in .... We need graduates to fill the position of Sales Manager....
Slot 1!

Miss F: *Quotes employed joblander* Thanks love. Please what is the format of their test? shl, GRE, workforce, Dragnet or GMAT... lol

Mr K: Choi! OP! I didn't use the job title as the subject o, should I send it again?

Mr L: Abeg who knows how much this company pays sef? Their working conditions and all, because I have a job already I don't know whether to apply for this one. I don't want to waste my time!

Mr J: Abeg Miss F, send me those questions. my email address is mrjchoppingmoney@hotmail.com.

Miss K: *Opens thread on 21st of Feb.* Please guys, I need urgent response, can I still apply today? somebody reply me fast please before they close.
Lol..

Characters here are just too many! Very funny!!! when test invites start rolling in ehn! BP go high!!! Then fresh drama will ensue...

I love this section of NL!

amicable09:
Lol. Morning honey. Hope you slept well and ready now to take up the day by a storm? *winks.

amicable09:
#wash!
Good evening ke! You people have greeted before jare.

ksstroud:
Abimbex007 good evening

amicable09:
Lol. Beautiful intro. You are welcome honey... Just relax, the peeps in here are all friendly. You can holla your friends passing or viewing and chat them up in here.

I think traffic in Lagos is affecting the movement of a lot of joblanders, they will all be here soon.

In the mean time, Dave will show you around and I'm 100% positive you will lik

Welcome to the chatroom once again! I love you big big *hugs. Oh! you and Abimbex007! Two new pretty babes. Welcome*smiles.

amicable09:
Lol. Beautiful intro. You are welcome honey... Just relax, the peeps in here are all friendly. You can holla your friends passing or viewing and chat them up in here.

I think traffic in Lagos is affecting the movement of a lot of joblanders, they will all be here soon.

In the mean time, Dave will show you around and I'm 100% positive you will like him.
just passing by *smiles*

Welcome to the chatroom once again! I love you big big *hugs. Oh! you and Abimbex007! Two new pretty babes. Welcome*smiles.

ksstroud:
Keep bossing...
I'm ksstroud, not boss

ksstroud:
And I learnt

amicable09:
Good morning dearie.... I will sure help you *smiles. But I must warn you, some may be a total waste of time, like after reading 5 posts you may begin to suffer migraine headache for nothing and there are some, longer than 5 pages yet intriguing. You won't want to put your phone down until you have read all the posts! I'll share one or two with you today if I'm able to lay my hands on them again.

Bluezy13:
OP must post it here for warrant applauds
Whatever you did is between you and your God.

You would have been more dignified and blessed by God if you hadn't displayed it for the public to feast on.

Mind you, didn't mean you are not blessed, I mean "more" blessed.

After all you didn't do it with the intent of having a story to tell... or did you? ??

DonUjay:
Oh Lord Grant me this kind of Opportunity that the OP had



Let a Female employer ask me to be her Boyfriend as a Prerequisite for Landing a Job

amicable09:
Lol... Those lawyers ehn!!! They want to give me a new head... lol. Then the philosophers!!! mmmh, I have just bought a new head for myself because of those guys!

I have seen how far you've gone by your shares but babe, there are depths you haven't ventured. Keep digging... Some diaries are so hidden! with no recognition whatsoever. when you come across it, you will wish to share it with everyone on and off NL. Trust me.

amicable09:
Settle the controversy over where you belong and to who you belong first! Abimbawealth or busybeei5... lol.

Or I can give you Abimbex07! She's the newest chic on the block *winks.

When you have decided truly, you can call me. *smiles.

Good morning pals... Have a great day and make every moment count!

TheRealAdonye:
To everyone who has been with us from the start
Nominations, Comments, Suggestions, we say Thank you

To the awardees, Una try o
We're never perfect. But we strive to be as close as possible.
Thanks and have a great 2016.
See you at the end of the Year.


























































No worry, I never go.

and the Couple of the Year are:

Lero15 and Amicable09

ksstroud:
But the bride is still in Yoruba language creche... She can't understand the lyrics

TheRealAdonye:
Final award of the night coming up.

Couple of The Year:


and the nominees are:


Evathyst and Omawunmi85
Tolutweety and Jamean
Lero15 and Amicable09
TrendyPrince and Naanxie




and the winner is:












I dey come, Make I drink water first.

karleone:
Yes!!! Yes!!!! Yes!!!!!
Congratz Cathy

amicable09:
WHAT!!!! A SHE!!!!
This is a shocker! and I have no shock absorber, mehn! I faint! lol.

If not for that love of Christ now that you added, I would have escorted you to kirikiri and turned back... 14 years too long na ...lol. You understand *smiles.

I love you too! with the love of Trinity.

TheRealAdonye:
Most Popular (Male)
Mentions are on fire Back to Back.

The Mods weren't initially excluded from this category but after due consideration, a decision was taken to exclude them.


and the nominees are:
Lero15
Tolutweety
TheRealAdonye


and the Winner is:













Lero15