Omolola1:

@abiola, yeah, he is actually close to my dad

his reply?is he actually handsome lyk he luks on tv.

googles:

Reggie bush  

I will ra[i]p[/i]e him so badt  

hehe!d police are around o b careful!

So did u tel him?

I tink i am aving a crush on Lola Maja.i saw her on t.v and since then i cant help but tink about her.she's awesomely beautiful!wish i could av her 4 ma wife!who's urs?

Mr-Cork:

oK , my most embarassing date waz kisssing Queen Eve, she look like iron mike tyson in mini sket (no oofeinse)

u beta dnt let her catch u.

190:


Then one day - a black day in my life's history

i bet dis day has displaced october 1st 1960 from d top of d list of black days.

190:

Mine was rather harsh but it taught me a valuable lesson: to always be prepared.
In SS2, There was this chic in my class, and this chic was B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L! My goodness!
To add to that she was very reserved and i like them like that. I was plotting to woo this girl, but man pickin no get liver. We crossed path on a number of occasions and each time i developed fever.
Then one day - a black day in my life's history - It was a free period and the class was rowdy. i was sitting at my desk when this chic came and sat by my side. I didnt know and i didnt hear her. Then she tapped me on the shoulder. When i turned and saw her i nearly fainted! Me and this chic have NEVER been this close not to talk of physical contact.
Then she asked me the weirdest, deadliest and unexpected question.
She asked me: "Do you like me?"
Just imagine that type of question. No fear, nothing.
The only thing that came out of mouth was: No. . .For what? And i answered it almost immediately.
She just looked at me for some seconds and then walked away.
I hated myself. I went home immediately, with 3 periods still left. I hated my whole household throughout that weekend like say na them cause am.
She is married now sha with one kid. Lucky husband, fuccked up me

FDLMAO!Mehn u deserve an award for d most Bleep up guy!chai see opportunity i woudnt even think b4 i say yes

D-sense:

Haven't experiebced such things yet.

gud 4 u.

rokiatu:

Good now that you have tell us the causes, what do you think of girls who have it?

i also av although invisible or else u rili take a close luk so i dont hold anitin against ladies who also have,although limited ones not d vry iritatn ones.

Describe moments when u bleeped up why and how.wel one of ma frnds told me he was spilin d drink al over d table due to his nervousness, he even spilt sme on her clothes.

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I tink stretch marks are causd by stretching of the skin to d point of breaking usualy causd by rapid increase in size of tissues.occurs mostly durin pregnancy,puberty,weight lifting etc.it often bcomes invisible later if it occurs durin puberty.it occurs in the middle part of d skin(demis) and shows 2ru d uppa laya (epidemis).

I tink d question shld b wat do ladies give guys dat dey always want more?

Greatest naija!good people great nation!seems naija mehn are not patronisn naija prostitutes again hence the flee to ghana or are they in abundance.This is d same way our companies are moving to ghana,students also runin to ghanian varsities.na wo.or is it because of stable electricity?do asha.wos need electricity to functn wel?everybody just dey luk 4 greena pastures.One day we wil hear dat ghanian mad people want nigerian mad people out of dier country for spoilin dier business.chai we don sufa

queeneve:

TO ME, ghana girls and nigeria girls DON'T LOOK THAT MUCH DIFFERENCE only that ghana girls tends to be DARK AS HELL, other than that I don't see any differences,

I have seen some ugly azz Ghana girls and ugly azz Nigeria girls, so beauty is relative.

exactly ghanians are just 2 dark.

Ileke-IdI:

Anywaz. . . .

Ghanaian men over Nigerian men.

why?

190:

same thing with Ghanaian women over-ing Nigerian women anyday anytyme

This is what too much Van vicker movies can do a typical 9ja woman,

he becloudz their sense of reasonin

lool!

queeneve:

Oh it was you she talking about !90 aka Furry azz?  Hmmm, I knew I smelled something foul reading this post, You HEATHEN!  

Omoloa pack your bags, you moving out of that cage!  I got you a nice room!  

(spitting at 190 feets)

i thought as much.

aminalib:

wow, i am so glad i left africa at a young age, cuz my thoughts would be as messed up as yours.

too lame!

Simple-it's because dey are fmale post.i tink men are attracted to women dan women are to dem.

What are his reasons?is he worth d wait?i dont tink 29 is dat late.

Only God noes when.dis minute,next hour,year,century?only God noes.informative story anyways!

Even wen u are 2nd position and a few marks behind d 1st my mum wil make u feel u were d last meanwhile classmates wit lower position wil even be rejoicin at what there parent wil giv dem bak home.i wonda if ma mum eva took 1st position.

17 indeed.she luks lyk ma grandmodas' clasmate back then in sec skul in the early 90s

@tink_sh-i was only joking.wel am sori if u were ofended.

googles:

@topic

Ghanaians are bumbum shampions o.  

i tink it's d southafricans.mehn as.ha.wo na serious career!

Givin dem what cute guys lacks.

Dyt:

Ha ha oga tsark,y u dey blame d two of dem na,dey beg make dem open thread 4 dem ni. N wat on earth is your biz if lola aint fine,well well u commented basicaly on dem cos u want popularity sha

dnt mind him jare!

Tstark:

The omolola girl resembles one kain hungry girl like that, while the 190 guy seems to be a very desperate guy [he doesn't seem to be able to approach a girl in real life, thank god for the internet]. People need to stop opening threads about these two losers!

nice one!and dont let 190 see dis one o!i tink dey are both cute!

Tstark:

The omolola girl resembles one kain hungry girl like that, while the 190 guy seems to be a very desperate guy [he doesn't seem to be able to approach a girl in real life, thank god for the internet]. People need to stop opening threads about these two losers!

nice one!

LOVE.4BUG:

Omobabe pls be sure that 190 dos not have virous, if not ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

are u refarin 2 dat one dat has no cure?

LOVE.4BUG:

Omobabe pls be sure that 190 dos not have virous, if not ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

are u refarin 2 dat one dat has no cure?

CrazyMan:

Two misguided youths; enjoying their days on nairaland while it lasts (Believe me, I’ve seen this kind of senerio before).

If their self acclaimed love survives six moths, then I believe they would make a good couple.

i tink dey av stayed longa dan dat.