texazzpete:

I'm not surprised you're defending your 'txt speak'. Anything is to be expected from someone who thinks Symbian is any threat to the Android OS.
Smartphone sales figures clearly show a very significant drop in Nokia's marketshare. Nokia just had their CEO step down after coming under intense criticism for the decline of the Nokia smartphone marketshare. And here you are talking without facts.

neither am i suprsd u're criticising it.d most important tin is that symbian stil tops d market share.and about functns,apart from froyo upwards can an android device save apps on micro sd.and pls tel me what android can do and symbian cant.

Mr~Cork:

Mr Cork (6"4)


look like Trey Sonz, still single, meduim built, romantick,caring, edukated,shy, lonely, cute, humble, loves childrens,

respects elderly, never uses swaar words, respectfull, environmentaly friendly, Sagitarias, eats punnny, never complains, God fearing,

loves light skin womens, fear God, out going, loves disco, will not chiit on u, will care for u, likes teddy bear, 17iches c0rk

and still strong like bull!


LADIES PLISS APLLY, BUT PLISS BE GENTLE, cheers!

smebody help dis guy,MR CORK DON KOLO.(NO OOFIEINSE)

Mr~Cork:

Mr Cork (6"4)


look like Trey Sonz, still single, meduim built, romantick,caring, edukated,shy, lonely, cute, humble, loves childrens,

respects elderly, never uses swaar words, respectfull, environmentaly friendly, Sagitarias, eats punnny, never complains, God fearing,

loves light skin womens, fear God, out going, loves disco, will not chiit on u, will care for u, likes teddy bear, 17iches c0rk

and still strong like bull!


LADIES PLISS APLLY, BUT PLISS BE GENTLE, cheers!

smebody help dis guy,MR CORK DON KOLO.(NO OOFIEINSE)

If not 4 d closd nature of apple and receptn problems,iphone wuld av bin beta,i chuse d samsug galaxy.

Peter file kor 'paul don't touch it' ni.lmao@mr cork,dis guy is just great.

Sagamite:

I don't deserve such treatment. You will never see me treat the image of any woman as some object you talk about squeezing her tetties, smack her arse, lift her and flip her in the air, and let her land on it whilst it stand at attention and rams inside, then work it whilst pulling her hair,  

texazzpete:

Seriously, if you can't type in plain English, just STFU. Reading through your post is extremely frustrating.

As far as symbian is concerned, most of those apps you're proud of are hopelessly outdated, look extremely dated and are clunky as hell. Not to mention that there are apps for pretty much everything on the iOs and Android application stores.
Symbian is in serious decline. Deal with it.

u're d 1st person complainin bout dis,what has English even got to do wit dis,bsides why didnt u write STFU in ful.who evn uses ful spelns dese days.Symbian is not on d decline as u av said its d stil d best 4 non toch scrins,it just nids siris of updates and just watch it take ova andriod.

Maximip:

And what are these functions? I'm sure u've never used the android or ios or even the meego before.

support what you say with facts

how culd i av usd meego wen d platform is stil being built.must i av usd these os'es 2 noe how dey work?2 dumb?if u noe these os'es wel u wuld noe what am talkn about.

googles:

aah thank yuh o. . .but how will I maintain him nah

maintenance go hard mehn. . .I'm just a struggling charge and bail pesin nah

even if u re a discharged and acquitd person by d tym u fid him wit garri nd salt 4 a month,i bet u his maintanance level wil dicris quick quick.

googles:

lol. . . too much for me to handle.

I cant afford him

I can help u wit some money.

Al i can say is NA WA O,OGA O.am sure Nigerians would start imitatn dis sun.by d way dey av bin togeda 4 ten years but met 4 d first tym.even heterosexual couples av'nt achivd dis.

Jomo-gbomo:

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Currently a Consulting advisor in one of the top management consulting firms in the UK, he's everything you could describe as intelligent, and what's more? there is no 'Ctrl' button on Sagamite's computer, no one controls Sagamite!
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He does dates, goes to cinema, clubs, skydiving, scubadiving, typically all the adrenaline filled events you've always dreamed of.
DOWNSIDES
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He acts weird sometimes, people say its because he was exposed to too much sun working on the farm as a child, don't expect Romance, you don't get a goodnight or good morning kiss. . . .breakfast in bed? common!
Bidding starts at 100 naira.
Common Ladies, let's make this happen!

i place 2 seeds of groundnut 4 sagamite.4 one of ma frnds,she's despratly lukn 4 a talingo as her man.

googles:

Nothing will work for you even if you go the "mercy johnson German skin wash" style . . .except you learn to love and believe in yourself.

low-self esteem and self-hate are your greatest enemies. . .it will always prick you and remind you of how ugly your body is

accept your self and change dat down-attitude of yours abeg !

u just stole ma torts.lmao@ d mercy johnson german skin wash.

googles:

Nothing will work for you even if you go the "mercy johnson German skin wash" style . . .except you learn to love and believe in yourself.

low-self esteem and self-hate are your greatest enemies. . .it will always prick you and remind you of how ugly your body is

accept your self and change dat down-attitude of yours abeg !

u just stole ma torts.lmao@ d mercy johnson german skin wash.

What a pity!madam dora,we've heard u.u re stil alive.NAIJA 4 LYF.I RIPIT NAIJA.

Nokia is down 4 now,wit symbian not vry favorabl 4 toch scrins but i bet nokia wil fix dat wit a series of firmware updates.symbian would b 4 midrange devices while meego g high end devices.NOKIA N9 with MEEGO is d future for SMARTPHONES,nokia has tagged it has MOBILE COMPUTER.

texazzpete:

Even Nokia knows that their symbian and Nokia N8 is no match for ios and Android. There's a reason why Nokia classes the N8 as a MIDRANGE phone.

i noe nokia and symbian are temporary down but symbian stil gat loadz of functions misn in andriod and ios.JUST WAIT AND SEE NOKIA N9 WIT MEEGO-THE FUTURE OS.

Nokia N8 all the way.how would someone say andriod or ios is beta dan symbian~3 wen dey cant even do propa multitaskn.The rilis of nokia N9 wit meego wil blow icrap 5,samsung galaxy and htc away.GO NOKIA

Jack Ryan:

No I didn't use any software or calculator. I solved it using a combination of substitution method, elimination method, binomial theorem and simultaneous equation method among others. And then I played with the equations I got some before I got what I was looking for. The key to solving this problem is to reduce all that bullshit to one equation in one variable and solving for that variable. When you finally get the equation in one variable, its going to be a polynomial to the order of 3, so you get 3 roots. If you are sharp you will notice that the three roots you get are going to be the same for the other two polynomials in the other two variables, so the three roots are the three variables.

simply fantastic

Jack Ryan:

I CRACKED IT!!!!!! x=4.958 y=-2.868 z=-1.09. It took me quite a while to crack dis.

pls tel us how u did it.hope u didnt use a software or calculator.

toseman:

Pls n pls to al uf readn dr post
i nid an economics student to tel me d list uf courses am gonna offer in level 1,pls with xplanatns-courses dt ar simple,d hard ones n hw i cn overcm them,thnx

wel it depends on d skul,but i wil list what i did bak den in 100l.MATHEMATICAL ECONOMICS(most student hate this part,its so bad that dey even change department just because of dis course).MACRO and MICRO ECONOMICS,STATISTICS(also anoda tough aspect),MANAGEMENT/BUSINESS,MARKETING(all introductn),ACCOUNTN,GNS(general studies).like i said earlier it depends on d skul.

Qui t'a indiquè i don' françias d'understand de t ?En outre,i don' le tink de t ce que vous avez préparé là est corréct.I guess av scatrd ur head.SOWI 4 DERALN THREAD.

playette4u:

Sell Sagamite asap je suis waiting in anticipation!

whats up wit d JE SUIS tin.

Nlers wont kil me.

Ymodulus:

stories work am guy

baba why u dey tackle me now.at least i get idea.

U cant use matrix because 4rm what I noe u can only use matrix to solve linear simultaneous equatns but dis one is not linear.

Mehn dis work na die.but am vry sure its GUSSIAN rule that one can use 2 solve it,i.e makn one of d variables subjet of formla in one of d 3 equations nd pairn 2 of d oda 3 equations,substn d value of the changd subject of formla in those equatns then solvin simultaneously.afta dat replace d values of the variables in any of d 3 initial equatns to get ur answa.but as pa dis work d fuda u go d more complicatd d solutn.and dis was d first tin i did today on d bed,now am avn serious headache.

Hold on guys.i tink i shuld b able to solve it.

My favourite part is Mathematical economics.

Nice thread!but plis lets liv prof aluko out of dis thread.imagin d guy definin economics as what economicst do.

mufuteeeee:

Biola, na wao, wetin happen to LASU why U no wan go again?? Anyhow, make U know say UNILAG no easy to enter. Make U take the JAMB form and If U get high score, make U come LAG but if the scores too low, make U just stick with LASU. Hoping to read from U soon.

Gracias Amigos.

dat skul get 2 much problem jor.about d jamb scores and admisn,dat one no b wahala.me self wan bcom akokite lyk u now.

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