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sisisioge:
I hope they were held accountable for the damage. May God not let me born rubbish pikin.

What kind of you "hope" is this?
So you think there is a slightest possibility that shoprite would let them go without paying every penny for the damages incurred by the useless piece of shit?

I like that the Shoprite's security personnel didn't try to stop him.

The sales on that day was massive.

Kewtt:
Abizz, you look like someone I know...

How please?

Carbonated:
See levels. Bozz Abizz I greet you baba.

Please If you have a Laptop you are no more using, Kindly please pass it to me. You can also help my ministry. May God continue to bless you.

Man gats Humble when he see his Superiors, It's not easy getting and staying at the Top.

What's your "ministry"?

Jesu.

She's so cuteeeeeeeeee.

KINGSATANREBORN:
Abizz-body I don't do keyboard fights, if you are a real man drop location, let's meet up and slug it out like men. Make I use punches send home training inside your cowardly and uncouth life.

Don't be going about picking fight with women here, you've meet your match. If you bail out of this challenge, ensure NEVER to speak here again or you're the son of a "hor" .

I'll pick the latter option. No come use blow scatter my handsome face. I'm a son of a " hor".

KINGSATANREBORN:
www.nairaland.com/1mathematricks
www.nairaland.com/mathematricks
www.nairaland.com/messigoat
www.nairaland.com/chenult

These are your known Monikers. You gave yourself out with that writing from Fouani about prices for washing machines. Remember the CV you wrote and was begging for 1k to type it at a Cafe to submit it at one hotel in Owerri? You really got tricks up your sleeve. It's the people who didn't see through your dishonesty...

I pity the establishment you work for. The owner will constantly be going for spiritual cleansing that his business is failing not knowing that you and your lots are the one milking the hell out of him.

Picture 2 shows that you're the same person as MessiGOAT.

You ended up typing jargon.
This didn't prove anything.
Abi na me no sabi read?

Nlanalyst:

You didn't like it? Sorry baba. I thought since it started like cruise and apparently, there were so many people who awaited feedbacks to be sure you did as promised. The likes implanted on the posts says a lot. Didn't know you were vexed. I' won't do it this time, I promise.
How I go reach you like this?

Didn't you notice I didn't reply to the post? Wetin concern me concern anybody father for that thread? Their impressions of me don't matter.

Nlanalyst:
Eyah.. So sorry CN is one of the reasons? Wow! I'm grateful boss. That baba is just an inspiration too. He actually gave me the idea to do this when I kept bombing his DM. Lol.

And really, thanks baba. I am very grateful. I need them. All of them sef.
You are really saving me a great deal of expenses, honestly. Saying I inspired made me laugh.

How e go be? Same style abi?

CN na baba. Very correct senior man.

We no fit use same style o. These ones too plenty.
But please, there is no need notifying them on that thread like you did the other time o. Abeg.
I say make I clear that one first.

Nlanalyst:
I no big man anything joor.
But Mehn!!

Why are you helping bro?
Like why?

Haqhaqhaqhaq. First, CN believes in you. I believe in him, like and respect him a lot. He's my most favorite person online. If he could believe in you, I should as well. Man can never be wrong. I swear.
Secondly, I'm really just inspired by you. I have seen pictures of the things you've acquired, the receipt, your travelling up and down to buy stuff all to achieve a goal. Not just a little one but something this enormous. Yet set out to achieve it with well budgeted finance. I swear, I'm deeply inspired. And it's not like I have use for them tho. I actually reserved them for my little brother but he already traveled abroad.
Friends just come around and pick some things but still these things are still there.
Do you need them?

Nlanalyst:
Lol. @ The bolded.
I know you be big man and no offer can move you. The curtains for instance, from enquiries they cost more than #250k. If you could gift me free of charge then it's obvious I have nothing to offer. Just give me a price. You fit use am buy wine.

Regarding your question, yeah.
I am and I'm trying to cut down expenses at all cost. Imagine how you much you helped me saved from the 8 pairs of curtains? It was massive.

I already gifted it out, Egbon.
But you na big man o.
Una go just dey form lowkey online.
I really like this your style sha. I pray you speedy accomplishment.
Do you need center rugs Instead (2 pieces, touch of ash grey and black)? Wall arts and frames (5)? Chandeliers, flower vases(3) , bedside lamps(2)? They look like what you will need for a guest inn.
I have these items lying useless and I can't sell them. I bought most of them 2018 when I newly got my job but later my taste changed and I had to opt for some better ones on moving to my own house. All the items are just at the apartment my company got for me. No one uses them. Interiors basically.

Dacliq01:
2014 Camry Le
Chilling ac
Clean interior
Black color
Good engine and gear
Price : 5.7 million negotiable
Location: ipaja
For inspection and negotiation chat me on 08100863377

Is much_more_autos your alternate?
I'm asking because he has this very car for sale. This particular car is also on cars45.
Just curious.

Promise retracted.

Promise retracted.

Promise retracted.

Promise retracted.

Simplelife23.
You are even soliciting for 2k to save yourself from depression, how do you plan on paying for waybill which would cost you at least 5k? Even as you would still need to go to Ojota/Oshodi which would further cost you. Mind you, you aren't sending me the money or anything, you will directly need to pay the driver yourself. I just need you to be sure.
What does a man in dire need of 2k need 26" Ox fan for?
Just curious please.

Mpcoll001:
Lolz.. You too get bad mouth o.. Na small you take different from Abizz(that one na something else ) . Two of una fit each other

How much did she pay you to subtly match me with her bleached self?
Nahhhh! I'm not cheap, brah.

Nlanalyst:
Baba Abizz.

You no later talk about the 26" Ox fan o.
Let me buy it please.
I swear this is not a ploy to make you give me free of charge, though I know you won't want to sell expensively sha and it's reason I want to buy from you.
I'll pay your price in all honesty.
Make we deal?

Hahahahaha. Egbon nla.
I bought the fan for #59K. How much do you think you'll offer me that will make me want to sell rather than gifting it out?

By the way, is it true you are building a guest inn?
Just curious tho.

Moh247:
Fear kayanmata.... Look at a lovely family yul left behind

As in ehn.
The world has gone really crazy.

luvlyoracle:
Not sur i am to do so however if he is hasn't i don't mind.

No need to wait on him. Just reach out to them immediately please.

luvlyoracle:
Payement of 1k made

Nice one, Bros.
I hope you know you're to reach out to the volunteers please?
Abi has Yeyeboyfriend reached out to them?

WeirdChik:
pls don't quote it.

Okayy.
Till Wednesday.

WeirdChik:
i know i know. i stay in lagos and i don't mind. what is the way to go?

On Wednesday (if you'll be chanced and if you can drop your number), I'll call you with the driver's number and you two would take it up from there.

WeirdChik:
oga Abizz I want them please.
will you give me your number?

Ok. I can't give out my number though.
Are you in Lagos? If yes, I hope you are ready to go to Ojota or Oshodi to meet whomever (driver) I send?

WeirdChik:
a woman. lol. why?

Nothing, just wanted to be sure, that's all.

I have two short-blade AZ ceiling fans.
Mention me on a dead thread if you need them.

WeirdChik:
lol. thanks.
i nid other things o. what do you have for me na please?

Before I'll answer
Are you a man or woman?
Just curious.

pocohantas:
The Hisense hype is as a result of abizz-ing meth and other hard drugs.

Scanfrost has good cookers.
Maxi if you are working on a budget.



Most gas cookers do not give issues. So you can work with your budget. I have a preference for 5 burners. 4 burner makes me think the pot would fall on my leg.

**Ignore the pot and the hand too**

I'm happy today, you'll get as many mentions as you so desire.
I like the way you are steadily trying to get my attention though. Yeah, I'm single and "ripe" for marriage but I don't do nairaland girls. And if I would, it won't be you.
I have a thing against bleaching actually. The thumb? Yucky.

hopefulLandlord:
Strange that just minutes after someone suggested Luvlyoracle add 1K for the dispatch you then posted this.

na wa for you o

Should I be scared?

jblesn:
which one come be violence ones again?
Na so the language con hard ?

I don choke untop laugh.

Yeyeboyfriend should change his moniker to correct boyfriend.
Na correct man.

Luvlyoracle, over to you, please.