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Normally Bayo Onanuga no get sense.
The last spokesman of presidency whose brain was iintact during his time in office is Dr Ruben Abate, all other presidential spokesmen after have been mad people except Ajuri Ngelale who would have been a good spokesman but unfortunately they bullied him to resign.
People like Bayo Onanuga shouldn't be speaking for the president because he's a madman.

Normally dis one wey dey carry talk anyhow.
You're scoring a total failure high because he's your partner in failure.
Yeye dey smell.

Choi!!!
I thought i would die of indigestion earlier this week because of long throat no let me comot eye for afang soup wey wifey cook even though i know sey it was already late to eat.
If you wan knack me juju just put this sea food for soup, omo, na one time i go eat the food.
For the question, i ate it on Monday.

Choi!!!
I thought i would die of indigestion earlier this week because of long throat no let me comot eye for afang soup wey wifey cook even though i know sey it was already late to eat.
If you wan knack me juju just put this sea food for soup, omo, na one time i go eat the food.

Politicians from Nigeria are evil.
Even devil dey learn work for where dem dey. I'm sure they sit side by side with the devil because devil need to be close to them with joter to learn from them how to be evil.
Even him sef be like AI generated human being.
Ewu.

See gaslighting.
Make sure she's a virgin before you pay bride price and if by mistake she's not a virgin after you've paid the bride price, go back to her people and collect your bride price back because bride price is only paid for a virgin.

If to cheat dey hungry you abeg cheat.
That's why people like us dey always maintain our stance on she must be virgin before we pay bride price.
Which one is men are pushing their wives to cheat. These women of this generation are not just not disciplined but are also good at gaslighting.
Bros if she no be virgin, no pay bride price ooo.
Tell this your story to papa Kadija that is in Araromi spare parts market in Ibadan that leaves the house in the morning to hustle with grease all over his body or Okechukwu in Lagos that leaves the house by 5:00am to his hustle at Ladipo so as to put food for table so that his family doesn't die of starvation. A regular Nigerian man goes out everyday to hustle under the sun to put food on the table of an ungrateful woman, pay paytv subscription (which he hardly watch), pay children school fees, pay rent, support his in-laws and you think what he should be thinking of is how to look good like a gigolo.
The only thing most Nigerian men thinks of is of are bills because the society have designed a man to be a provider.
Only less than 10 percent (in my opinion) think about looking good because time no even dey for dat one.

It's annoying to hear someone that have never experienced lack (problems that money can solve) come out boldly to tell people that money is not everything.
After your creator respect money.
Even Solomon that asked God for wisdom did so because he wasn't experiencing lack. Abi you think sey him go ask for wisdom if him be poper?
The most painful thing about being poor is that "you'll live by rules set by other people in other to live on earth".
For dis obodo Nigeria, we see people accuse kids of being witch, in as much i know it's caused by ignorance but if we tell ourselves the truth, poverty pays a huge role in those kinda thinking.
The life of a poor man is worthless if you like say otherwise na you sabi.
The truth is "Onye na-enweghị ego enweghị ikike, ihe niile o na-eme gbadoro ụkwụ n'iwu".
Unless you've the balance of not too rich and not poor, you no know wetin you dey enjoy.
Work hard and smart do thst you can navigate your way out of lack.
My God crown our efforts with success.

He sees future in you and wants you to move in with him
In this part of the world, a man that sees his future in you'll not ask you to move in with him.
Guy man probably want a wife for sex, companionship, cooking (if you'd cook), laundry and cleaning but him neva ready to do wetin dem dey do before wife come house.
You better stay ya papa house if not dem go marry you on credit.

You did well sir, you're truly his friend.
Marriage go waine ehhhh las las na patience and wisdom you go use handle husband and wife mata.

How the mighty have fallen.
Just a few years ago, Sevilla was a force to be reckoned with winning trophies and regularly qualifying for the UEFA Champions League knockout stages.
€400 million is a lot of money, but for a club like Sevilla to be bought for that amount shows just how much its value has depreciated in recent times.
Imagine selling Atlético de Madrid or Tottenham Hotspur for €400 million wouldn't that be a joke? And to think that Sevilla was far better and valuable than these clubs just a few years ago.
I just hope they find their mojo again.

Yahoo boys at it.
They're allover Facebook and Instagram, running campaigns using AI generated videos of celebrities like Vimbai, Ayo, Abati, Rufai Dangote and co to scam people.
I wonder how people fall for these kinda scams.

Igbo elders have previously advised that our people should stop installing themselves as kings in lands that are not theirs. Why are we being stubborn? The Igbo community must address this issue of “Eze ndi Igbo” and instead adopt the title “Onye Ndu ndi Igbo” meaning the "leader of Igbo" to avoid provoking hostility from our hosts. After all, if you come to live in my house, you don’t go against my rules.
Ndi Igbo enweghi eze.

Why are these people evil?
Who are the 9.2 million households that allegedly received ₦688 billion?
The Nigerian government is truly evil.
Go out to the streets and ask people whether they have received any money from the government, or if they know anyone who has. You will find that most have not even heard that the government was disbursing funds.
So abeg ba who and who dem disburse money to?

EPL remains the best league in Europe in the past 3 seasons and they've won the champions league, Europe league and conference league (×2) in the last 3 seasons so tell me how the league is overhyped.
This season, all Premier league teams involved in Europe are playing in the round 16 (that's not a mistake).
All Premier league teams (except Newcastle United) involved in UCL played away from home.

Arsenal and Liverpool would complete the job at Emirate stadium and Anfield.
Spurs stand no chance of qualifying not because teams don't comeback from being 3 goals down but because Tottenham Hotspur as a club is in bad shape.
Newcastle United can try their best at Camp nou but I think FC Barcelona would defeat them and go through.
You see Manchester City and Chelsea, normally on a good day they can overturn that 3 goals deficit.
Remember 9 Premier league teams are involved in round 16 in Europe (una think sey na beans).

Lanretoye:
This PHC facility is what some people that will call Lagos a slum have as their state general hospital ,ever local government in Lagos has a general hospital and every LCDA has a functional PHC…Otti should come and learn work,media hype is not a government project

Why the d*ck measuring?
Yes, Lagos is ahead of every other state in Nigeria when it comes to infrastructure but let me ask you a question;
Can Lagos toe to toe with Rabat, johannesburg, Cairo, Nairobi, Addis Ababa and Co?
Is Lagos a slum when compared to some of the biggest cities in the world? The answer is clearly "yes".
That Lagos tops the chatting Nigeria doesn't mean its doing well.
Most people that criticise Lagos want Lagos to grow.
You're not passionate about Lagos than them. We want more from Lagos we deserve more from Lagos.
To whom much is given, much is expected.
Kudos to the government for improving our PHC we need more of this.

PulaPower:
Are you not in the LGA you’re referring to?

This isn’t about protest, just walk to the local government and meet with the LGA chairman..

So you want to fight for those that don't want to fight for themselves?
If paying ₦300 for 25 liters of water is not enough to question their government then any fight you're taking there is nothing but a lost cause.

PulaPower:
They played politics with it..

Your leaders in that LGA are the culprit..

Gadda people and challenge your LGA chairman

Local government don't run water cooperation besides when the people in the LGA are ready, they can do that protest themselves.

LegendHero:
You don’t know what you’re saying when you say “most”.

So what kind of water do they drink? Muddy water?

In Ajeromi Ifeludun LGA (especially Olodi) 25 liters of water goes for ₦300.
Water cooperation have shutdown for over 2 decades and you call it access to water? Haba

Lifestone:
Nigerians are very poor in comprehension. The statistics says clean drinking water. That means from various sources such as boreholes, bottle water, pure water etc. I hope you understand why Lagos will be no1

Funny!!!
Go to Ajeromi Ifeludun LGA and tell them they've access to drinking water and see what they'll do to you.
Water cooperation was operational in that LGA in the 90s what happened now?
Most residents of that area don't have access to drinking water. 25 liters of water goes for ₦300 and you call it access to water? Dey play.

LegendHero:
If you did treatment then you have access to water. So how does that contradict the statistics?

Most residents can't afford treatment and even with the treatment in some parts, the water are still not drinkable.

This can't be correct because if it is, Lagos wouldn't be number one.
In most parts of Lagos, when digging borehole, you don't need to dig too deep to get water but to see drinking water, it's almost impossible. You'll always need treatment especially on the island even on the mainland, to get drinking water for some area like Apapa na war, you'll also need to be treating the water.
This statistic is definitely wrong in my opinion.

En dey always sweet me for body when men out play them because normally deceit na the trademark of that gender.
Mete onye dinma enyi, Maka onunu.

Her party, her rules beside you're probably not a VIP at the party so you don't get special treatment.
When it comes to streaming, you're neither Ishowspeed nor peller so you shouldn't anticipate their kinda treatment.

Ablesam171:
Why is nobody attacking Seun Kuti?
Seun had Wizkid on his lips every other day yet just one statement from Wizkid, people don dey foam for mouth.
Fela is a legend not just because he did good music but of his activism.
Wizkid making the statement "I big pass your papa, wetin you wan do" has an undertone to it.
Wizkid's enduring respect for Fela is evident in his decision to get a tattoo in his honor. In contrast, if Seun truly respected his father's legacy, he wouldn't be engaging in petty online arguments just for social media clout and Meta and Google ad revenue.
Of course, bantering Wizkid fans gives Seun more engagements but he never expected Wizkid to give him hard the way he did.

PulaPower:
People are not dragging Seun Kuti cuz he limited his banter to WizkidFC. He never for once mentioned wizkid’s parent or family..

Wizkid should have focus on him without attaching our legendary Fela to it... Nah where wizkid messed up. I’m a hardcore Starboy Fc but I must tell you that wizzy really messed up big time..

Meanwhile, don’t forget this, that it was Wizkid Fans that have been dragging Seun Kuti and Seun has been replying them! He didn’t say things outter line..

Stop shifting the goal post, the banker is about Fela and Wizkid.
Is Seun the only child of Fela? Or is he the first son of a good musician and activist?
If you respect your mama and papa, you no go carry their mata enter street anyhow.

Why is nobody attacking Seun Kuti?
Seun had Wizkid on his lips every other day yet just one statement from Wizkid, people don dey foam for mouth.
Fela is a legend not just because he did good music but of his activism.
Wizkid making the statement "I big pass your papa, wetin you wan do" has an undertone to it.
Wizkid's enduring respect for Fela is evident in his decision to get a tattoo in his honor. In contrast, if Seun truly respected his father's legacy, he wouldn't be engaging in petty online arguments just for social media clout and Meta and Google ad revenue.
Of course, bantering Wizkid fans gives Seun more engagements but he never expected Wizkid to give him hard the way he did.

written007:
What did your guy get out of this deception.

Nothing.

Lol, this gender can manipulate the devil!!!
While dating my then gf, her friend called to plan how to make her new bf (who another friend of theirs hooked her up with) to propose fast because she found out that the guy has 4 houses in choice locations in Lagos, Asaba and Benin, which means the guy is doing well so to her, the guy is a great catch.
The guy is a young man that's her age mate (late twenties) and a IJGB who couldn't return back to Europe because of COVID-19 lockdown.


The plan was to get a well to do guy to be chatting and calling her propose marriage.

My gf asked me to help her friend so i gave her the contact of one of my yeye guy we like woman well well and i know sey the yeye guy go do am because him go dey think sey him go fit try him luck to collect puna.
This my friend fits the profile she wants because the guy is a tik tok guy that owns 3 furniture showrooms and guyman dey sell furniture well well.

Now each she's chatting the guy (my friend), she makes sure that her bf always sees the chat by leaving her phone carelessly around and when he calls she makes sure it's in the presence of her bf every time the guy (my friend) calls, he's always talking about how she's a wife material and that he wants to come and see her family to discuss marriage.
Omo the plan worked oooo. For like 5 weeks the guy kept calling and disturbing her.

Now remember, this IJGB is stocked in Nigeria because of COVID-19 lockdown.

All of a sudden the guy proposed, did an elaborate engagement party after lockdown then travelled back abroad.
6 months after guyman is back to Nigeria for civil, traditional and church marriage.
1 year into the marriage the lady is already in Europe.
Guess what she told my girl? My life went exactly how I planned it.

Now for the man mind he's in charge not knowing he's being manipulated.
This is the life most men live without knowing.

The worst part of it is that the lady was in a relationship before she met the IJGB, na one time she leave the guy calling him a bricklayer (he's actually a struggling building technology graduate).

I no dey pity women when men outsmart them because them dey always try to manipulate everybody.
She even told the guy that they never dated.

Mr man what are you still doing in Nigeria na?
Oya carry your bag dey go back to France.
So this ewu Gambia came to Nigeria and he couldn't find one good thing to talk about the country even after touring 3 regions.
Carry your bad energy back to France.

GloriousGbola:
if you are comparing yourself to a lower animal - that is fine. go and join the lion you are looking up to in the bush

Comparing oneself to a lion doesn't men one is s lesser human.
A lion has lessons to teach about focus, survival, strengths and instincts.
Do i have the nature of a lion in nature? My answer is yes.

GloriousGbola:
you sound like the kind of whiny man child who will beef his children in the name of red pill nonsense

I don't have problems if my woman give he full attention to the seed i planted in her but you see the one planted by another man, I'll never tolerate it (wetin i dey talk sef, i can never knowinly date a single mother).
Do you know what a lion does to the cub (that is not his) of a lioness that he has chosen?