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My BOY KEEP IT UP

RUBBISH!

Mimienudles:
Salvation is personal

MTSHEEew i THOUGHT U gANA TAKE ME 2 UR PASTOR

Mimienudles:
I can't help you. Only a man of God can, powerful man of God

SO U WANA TAKE ME DERE?

Mimienudles:
Of course you are. So, are you gonna be there and remain a rashy a** dude or you are gonna get a better life
I ain't worthless or useless, I know that

SO HW DO U WANA HELP AN ASS DUDE NW?

Smallville10:
wetin be her nairaland name

DAH WUD B AGAINST D RULE

Mimienudles:
Trust me, you need prayers

aM SERIOUS,4GIV ME 4 MAKIN U FEEL WORTHLESS n USELESS..AM A Mor'FVCKA

DLGUY:
Which one be 96%?
Just follow me I'll shoot you a mail so we plan a hang out. Too many kid stuff going on here.

AHSWEAR DIA MATTER DEY WEAK MY BELLE

Mimienudles:
shhhh

BAE SERIOUSLY U WEL.I WAS JST PULLIN UR LEGS BT U SEF NO GET MIND,0.1%LIVER BUH U SLAY HONESTLY 4GIV MY IMMATURITY OR HW SHUD I PUT IT?

DLGUY:
Mehn catching fishes ain't just my priority.
I'm actually tired of all that.
My last relationship was an eye opener.

The girl nearly killed me with sex.

You never hear sey olomi lo m a re.

I'm actually looking for something more meaningful. A person I can sit and plan my life with.
Discuss my weakness without fear.

I'm tired of all these sex, romance and dating bullsh*t.

I telll most ladies nowadays up front and if she ain't game she can move along.

One of them is actually on this thread.

MEHN O BAD o,i HpE SHE'S NT AMNG EM 96%

Smallville10:
which gal be dis

NAIRALAND SLAYQUEEN

Mimienudles:
We don't need a house help but if you insist, I can talk to my mom

LOL I GIV U 2 LIKES U TRY

Mimienudles:
Be an Idiot no more. I know it's in you but try not to display it on here

SHUD I GO N DISPLAY IT IN UR HOUSE?DNT QUOTE ME AGAIN O I ONLY FLOW WIT MATURE MINDS

DLGUY:
Even me sef I'm tempted.

U AIN'T MARRIED YET.WATZ KEEPIN U FRM CATCHIN FISHES

Mimienudles:
It's in you

QUOTE ME NO MORE,BIG FACE

DLGUY:
I tore o!

How I wish sey I no stop my wild lifestyle, I no go even get time for Nairaland.

Na club parole sure pass.


Lap dance for gentlemen's club in Allen is just 1k and dem go dey beg you on top.

Na all these babes you go still Jam there.

MEHN AM INTERESTD

thunderfiremods:
I will keep hoping that one day....u will have sense

AMEN

ladySuperb:
As for me lie!!!!

BABY UR PIX IS MAKIN ME FALL IN LUV

firstking01:
Let me not vomit what's in my mouth cos it might give you sleepless nights.

MtSHEew

Mimienudles:
I don't need you to be serious here. That will be in the Church

DAH UR FAKE PASTOR

DLGUY:
No be me carry my leg waka go meet them?

D 1 WeY D PAIN ME NA THEIR RATE OF FORMIN

Bumbae1:
So i made it .. oshey baddest Easy on us sha

GO N DO TANXGIVIN O

Bumbae1:
Na wa o so only 4% i feel ur pain op
Ur siggy dey make me laugh ..

HMM BAE IF DAZ UR PICS DEN U BELNG 2 D 4% AM SO HAPPY 4 U

DLGUY:
I've had a recent encounter myself.

My guy I just confuse o!

Couldn't believe my eyes. Thought I was dreaming.

I swear Smartphone cameras are the biggest scam of all time.

I.G is evern worse.

My guy usually flies in ph and abj babes to Lagos for weekend trips and there was this one he anticipated before going to pick her at the airport.
Lo and behold, what he saw wasn't what he bargained for. He said he couldn't hide his disappointment from her.

N IF U TEL DEM NW DEY WIL START KILLIN U

Mimienudles:
Oh my... you don't even have a name. Don't worry, he will give you a name

DAZ MA NAME,AM SERIOUS

Mimienudles:
That's if you can afford one without sacrificing your meal for the day

sWTHRT U DNT HAV 2 TAKE DIS PERSONAL..I DINT MEAN U WERE UGLY I JST DINT LIKe WAT I SAW

lefulefu:
fine ones dey..in all shape and sizes..believe me

JST 4%

Mimienudles:
I grab your pain. I will talk to my pastor about you, he helps peeps like you. What's your name?

DaVIDO

DLGUY:
Most only look good on photos.
#Fact

GUY UR HEAD DEY DERE I CAN BUY U A DRINK

Mimienudles:
Maybe you really have a problem with your sight. Oh better still, it is the quality of your phone, yes, that's it

SWEERY DNT B SAD AM JST SAYIN WAT AM SEEIN

UniQuegrACE:
UNCLE ABORTIONS why don't you mind your business

U BiN A VICTIM OF MA POST IS SO DISAPPOINTIN..AM TIRED

Mimienudles:
why are you such a liar I know you like what you seeing

MAYB UR NT FOTOGENIK COZ WAT AM SEEIN IS A BIG FACE