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Politics › Re: Photo Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan At PDP Presidential Rally In Bayelsa by Abortions: 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2019

As i was going through this thread I heard my left balls Whispered to me that it would disown me if I ever think of Voting Jubrin. I had no choice but to comply

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Romance › Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions(op): 11:41am On Jan 29, 2019

SweetBuns:
Wow.... Op congrats on your achievement.....
Seun and the Mods need to ban people like this from this forum.
Once again, congrats!!

U are congratulating me and still calling for my ban. Aero plane is coming to jam u

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 11:36am On Jan 29, 2019

Susylex:
I'm not a lesbian

u dis babe. Don't worry ok?very soon our preweddin pics would be evrywhr Unless u are above 24. I cannot cuman wed my senior cheesy

Says the great grand son of Absalom

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 10:03am On Jan 29, 2019

Susylex:
Ahhh I wont be your victim oooh

Lol how about u be my Rebecca and I be ur Isaac cheesy

Romance › Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions(op): 11:52pm On Jan 28, 2019

Four40:
Truly many are mad, like OP here

u complain too much. Please advise

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Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2019

Susylex:
Future hubby my foot lol coming from a man who just abandoned his Vaseline crew so as to sample ladies more this year... Na so!

Lol i know what u did cheesy

. I'm cuming for u grin

Romance › Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions(op): 10:00pm On Jan 28, 2019

moseghe:
A beautiful HIV positive lady, Joyce Dzidzor Mensah has claimed that two powerful Ghanaian

politicians had sex with her without using condom.

According to Joyce Dzidzor Mensah, the politicians had sex with her despite knowing her HIV positive status then.

In a lengthy post she shared on Facebook, she stated that their political party, NDC, should pay her now or risk having the names of the men exposed.

Joclyce Dzidzor Mensah wrote:

“ Two very powerful Top NDC politicians who had sex with me. This message goes to you. I still respect you because of your important positions so I will not mention your names for............

https://www.worldgistentertainment.com/2019/01/hiv-positive-lady-sleeps-with-two.html

Ok bro why on my beloved thread huh

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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Dressed As A Pregnant Lady For A Skit by Abortions: 9:50pm On Jan 28, 2019

Yuceeluv:
Why do some men feel they need to put on a female character to be funny?

That's why I like crazeclown and broda shaggy.

Your dp tho. U like him grabbing it in public huh huh

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:47pm On Jan 28, 2019

Susylex:
Just like that? I'm suspecting you o

Lol it's a normal phenomenal. Like I said ladies be suspecting and neglecting their future hubbies since the days of Judas is Carrot cheesy

I just hope u not one of them

Romance › Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions(op): 9:15pm On Jan 28, 2019*

Fixedmatch63:
Hello

Romance › Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions(op): 9:05pm On Jan 28, 2019

Guynexttdoor:
Pls help call any nearby kennel service arnd one bullmastiff just escaped.

u won't understand my FriENd Cos U don't have gf.. because u Still Under 17

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Romance › She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions(op): 8:57pm On Jan 28, 2019*

olk Cum spilled on her iPhone cos it came out with force. I didn't know cum could fly cos I dunno how the cum ended up on her iPhone cos the phone was distance away.. Ok on a normal day DAy she's supposed to clean it up buh she refused that I should be the one to clean it up. She cannot wipe off spilled cum off her phone buh she can swallow it abi, what nonsense huh

Ok now am angry She is not even spending the night again sef. Mtsheeeeeeeew

Romance › Re: Men: Between These Two Women, Who Would Get Married To? by Abortions: 8:18pm On Jan 28, 2019

The one with the biggest yansh!

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 7:46pm On Jan 28, 2019

Susylex:
I'll think about it first

Lol when u done thinking call me then we discuss the traditional marriage plans cheesy

Politics › Re: Just In: I Have Not Resigned - Onnoghen by Abortions: 6:23pm On Jan 28, 2019

APC put this man through all this because they knw he's going to be a pain in their arss during election. A stitch in time saves nine that's what they say but they are still learning, because my Atikulated Left Balls just whispered to me that it would disown me if I ever think of voting Jubrin. What more can I say huh

I have no choice but to comply

Romance › Re: Ladies. Mention Things That Are Sweeter Than Dick? by Abortions: 6:13pm On Jan 28, 2019

Valerie47:
Money gives orgasm.

Like you could shove stacks of money inside your punanni and Cum hard huh

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Mention Things That Are Sweeter Than Dick? by Abortions: 6:10pm On Jan 28, 2019

Once upon a time i fvcked a lady and she forgot her name. What could be sweeter to make u forget such huh

.. Believe me or not he no consign me, Buh U can not Coman argue with me when u have ur keypads

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 6:05pm On Jan 28, 2019

Susylex:
you are not even a husband material

Lol I hope 21 hectares of husband material would be ok for u huh

It should be ok for you unless you are Judas is Carrot cheesy

Romance › Re: She Got Mad Because I Didn't Go To Church by Abortions: 5:52pm On Jan 28, 2019

Amakababe:
Nigerians and hypocrisy.
Church matter on top head! Yet the both of you fornicate every NIGHT! smh.

Lol and they be doing different styles and sucking and licking.

Romance › Re: She Got Mad Because I Didn't Go To Church by Abortions: 5:50pm On Jan 28, 2019

Nanceer:
You're the man in the relationship.. why should she force u to church?

Bro, do what's right in your mind and if she isn't cool with it, she isn't your final bus stop

bae ur yansh is bombing. Keep it up!

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 5:36pm On Jan 28, 2019

Susylex:
As in ehn funny couple

Buh not as funny as we gonna be. Only if u don't push away like 'em gals have been pushing their future hubbies away since the days of Abraham. Lol

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:42am On Jan 28, 2019

Susylex:
Before nko should he go violent on women? He is a gentleman....errmmm... obviously he isn't according to his post

Lol.. Ur dp tho grin

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Reveals Persons Buhari Will Jail by Abortions: 10:29pm On Jan 27, 2019

Na so dem dey start. If they end up winning now they would go back to arresting their fellow cabals claiming they are fighting corruption and before you know four years go waka. Mtsheeeeeew

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Politics › Re: Governor Ajimobi Shares 'KuliKuli' As He Campaigns For Senate (Photos) by Abortions: 10:17pm On Jan 27, 2019

BeeBeeOoh:
Last time it was gala and coffee, this time around it's kuli-kuli. He should have added garri and sugar nah

Nonsense and Ingredients

He knows afonjas are easily enticed hence, the kulikuli. If he went there empty handed they would have rained curses on him like never before. They don't joke with food

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Politics › Re: Governor Ajimobi Shares 'KuliKuli' As He Campaigns For Senate (Photos) by Abortions: 10:15pm On Jan 27, 2019

Crime › Re: Police Officer Killed While Fighting For His Cult Group In Edo State. Photos by Abortions: 9:25pm On Jan 27, 2019

Olalan:
Nigeria gaga gaga as a singer sang long time ago

Which one be gaga gaga again naw huh

Kuku add lady gaga

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Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:22pm On Jan 27, 2019

Timekeeper:
Seems ur brain is turnioniown

Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2019

Timekeeper:
Of coz an attack on a lady is irresponsible... Only a man of my equals deserves my attention... So don't blame me for not being a woman bastardizer like you... Real men don't exchange words with a weaker vessel (women)

She told u the truth and u didn't attack buh when a guy told u another spanking truth u attacked him. Man bastardizer.

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Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:14pm On Jan 27, 2019

Timekeeper:
I came across ur sis but I didn't sleep with her

Na ur fellow man now u get balls to attack. When that babe call u fool u quiet. Mtsheesswww

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Romance › Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:10pm On Jan 27, 2019

Valerie47:
If I say you are classless now it will be as if.

Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest Dances With Masquerade, Sprays Him Money In Anambra. Photos by Abortions: 6:53pm On Jan 27, 2019

That may be hard earned money from his poor congregation they gave as tithe or offering

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Star, Nina Opens Up On How She Entered The Big Brother Naija House by Abortions: 6:42pm On Jan 27, 2019

"I noticed Big Brother liked me because of the advice he used to give me"

Sounds more Like "Big Brother liked me because of the Punnani I used to give him"

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