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Politics / Re: Photo Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan At PDP Presidential Rally In Bayelsa by Abortions: 6:46pm On Jan 29, 2019
As i was going through this thread I heard my left balls Whispered to me that it would disown me if I ever think of Voting Jubrin. I had no choice but to comply

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Romance / Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions: 11:41am On Jan 29, 2019
SweetBuns:
Wow.... Op congrats on your achievement.....
Seun and the Mods need to ban people like this from this forum.
Once again, congrats!!
U are congratulating me and still calling for my ban. Aero plane is coming to jam u
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 11:36am On Jan 29, 2019
Susylex:

I'm not a lesbian lipsrsealed
grin u dis babe. Don't worry ok?very soon our preweddin pics would be evrywhr Unless u are above 24. I cannot cuman wed my seniorcheesy













Says the great grand son of Absalom smiley
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 10:03am On Jan 29, 2019
Susylex:

grin grin grin Ahhh I wont be your victim oooh
Lol how about u be my Rebecca and I be ur Isaac cheesy
Romance / Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions: 11:52pm On Jan 28, 2019
Four40:
Truly many are mad, like OP here
u complain too much. Please advise smiley

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Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2019
Susylex:

Future hubby my foot lol coming from a man who just abandoned his Vaseline crew so as to sample ladies more this year... Na so!
Lol i know what u didcheesy. I'm cuming for ugrin
Romance / Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions: 10:00pm On Jan 28, 2019
moseghe:
A beautiful HIV positive lady, Joyce Dzidzor Mensah has claimed that two powerful Ghanaian


politicians had sex with her without using condom.

According to Joyce Dzidzor Mensah, the politicians had sex with her despite knowing her HIV positive status then.


In a lengthy post she shared on Facebook, she stated that their political party, NDC, should pay her now or risk having the names of the men exposed.

Joclyce Dzidzor Mensah wrote:

“ Two very powerful Top NDC politicians who had sex with me. This message goes to you. I still respect you because of your important positions so I will not mention your names for............

https://www.worldgistentertainment.com/2019/01/hiv-positive-lady-sleeps-with-two.html
Ok bro why on my beloved thread

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Dressed As A Pregnant Lady For A Skit by Abortions: 9:50pm On Jan 28, 2019
Yuceeluv:
Why do some men feel they need to put on a female character to be funny?

That's why I like crazeclown and broda shaggy.
Your dp tho. U like him grabbing it in public huh
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:47pm On Jan 28, 2019
Susylex:

shocked Just like that? grin I'm suspecting you o
Lol it's a normal phenomenal. Like I said ladies be suspecting and neglecting their future hubbies since the days of Judas is Carrotcheesy I just hope u not one of them
Romance / Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions: 9:15pm On Jan 28, 2019

Romance / Re: She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions: 9:05pm On Jan 28, 2019
Guynexttdoor:
Pls help call any nearby kennel service arnd one bullmastiff just escaped.
u won't understand my FriENd Cos U don't have gf.. because u Still Under 17

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Romance / She Is Angry Cos She Gave Me Brain And My Cum Spilled On Her Iphone(pics) by Abortions: 8:57pm On Jan 28, 2019
olk Cum spilled on her iPhone cos it came out with force. I didn't know cum could fly cos I dunno how the cum ended up on her iPhone cos the phone was distance away.. Ok on a normal day DAy she's supposed to clean it up buh she refused that I should be the one to clean it up. She cannot wipe off spilled cum off her phone buh she can swallow it abi, what nonsense Ok now am angry She is not even spending the night again sef. Mtsheeeeeeeew

Romance / Re: Men: Between These Two Women, Who Would Get Married To? by Abortions: 8:18pm On Jan 28, 2019
The one with the biggest yansh!
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 7:46pm On Jan 28, 2019
Susylex:

grin I'll think about it first grin
Lol when u done thinking call me then we discuss the traditional marriage planscheesy
Politics / Re: Just In: I Have Not Resigned - Onnoghen by Abortions: 6:23pm On Jan 28, 2019
APC put this man through all this because they knw he's going to be a pain in their arss during election. A stitch in time saves nine that's what they say but they are still learning, because my Atikulated Left Balls just whispered to me that it would disown me if I ever think of voting Jubrin. What more can I say















I have no choice but to comply

Romance / Re: Ladies. Mention Things That Are Sweeter Than Dick? by Abortions: 6:13pm On Jan 28, 2019
Valerie47:
Money gives orgasm.
Like you could shove stacks of money inside your punanni and Cum hard

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Romance / Re: Ladies. Mention Things That Are Sweeter Than Dick? by Abortions: 6:10pm On Jan 28, 2019
Once upon a time i fvcked a lady and she forgot her name. What could be sweeter to make u forget such.. Believe me or not he no consign me, Buh U can not Coman argue with me when u have ur keypads

Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 6:05pm On Jan 28, 2019
Susylex:

you are not even a husband material grin
Lol I hope 21 hectares of husband material would be ok for u It should be ok for you unless you are Judas is Carrot cheesy
Romance / Re: She Got Mad Because I Didn't Go To Church by Abortions: 5:52pm On Jan 28, 2019
Amakababe:
Nigerians and hypocrisy.
Church matter on top head! Yet the both of you fornicate every NIGHT! smh.
Lol and they be doing different styles and sucking and licking.
Romance / Re: She Got Mad Because I Didn't Go To Church by Abortions: 5:50pm On Jan 28, 2019
Nanceer:
You're the man in the relationship.. why should she force u to church?

Bro, do what's right in your mind and if she isn't cool with it, she isn't your final bus stop
bae ur yansh is bombing. Keep it up!
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 5:36pm On Jan 28, 2019
Susylex:

grin grin As in ehn grin funny couple
Buh not as funny as we gonna be. Only if u don't push away like 'em gals have been pushing their future hubbies away since the days of Abraham. Lol
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:42am On Jan 28, 2019
Susylex:

Before nko grin grin should he go violent on women? He is a gentleman....errmmm... obviously he isn't according to his post grin
Lol.. Ur dp tho grin
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Reveals Persons Buhari Will Jail by Abortions: 10:29pm On Jan 27, 2019
Na so dem dey start. If they end up winning now they would go back to arresting their fellow cabals claiming they are fighting corruption and before you know four years go waka. Mtsheeeeeew

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Politics / Re: Governor Ajimobi Shares 'KuliKuli' As He Campaigns For Senate (Photos) by Abortions: 10:17pm On Jan 27, 2019
BeeBeeOoh:
Last time it was gala and coffee, this time around it's kuli-kuli. He should have added garri and sugar nah angry




Nonsense and Ingredients angry
He knows afonjas are easily enticed hence, the kulikuli. If he went there empty handed they would have rained curses on him like never before. They don't joke with food

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Politics / Re: Governor Ajimobi Shares 'KuliKuli' As He Campaigns For Senate (Photos) by Abortions: 10:15pm On Jan 27, 2019
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Crime / Re: Police Officer Killed While Fighting For His Cult Group In Edo State. Photos by Abortions: 9:25pm On Jan 27, 2019
Olalan:
Nigeria gaga gaga as a singer sang long time ago
Which one be gaga gaga again naw Kuku add lady gaga

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Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:22pm On Jan 27, 2019
Timekeeper:


Seems ur brain is turnioniown
grin
Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:20pm On Jan 27, 2019
Timekeeper:


Of coz an attack on a lady is irresponsible... Only a man of my equals deserves my attention... So don't blame me for not being a woman bastardizer like you... Real men don't exchange words with a weaker vessel (women)
She told u the truth and u didn't attack buh when a guy told u another spanking truth u attacked him. Man bastardizer.

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Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:14pm On Jan 27, 2019
Timekeeper:


I came across ur sis but I didn't sleep with her
Na ur fellow man now u get balls to attack. When that babe call u fool u quiet. Mtsheesswww

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Romance / Re: Guys pls advise me on this Bread Seller Girl by Abortions: 9:10pm On Jan 27, 2019
Valerie47:
If I say you are classless now it will be as if.
grin
Religion / Re: Catholic Priest Dances With Masquerade, Sprays Him Money In Anambra. Photos by Abortions: 6:53pm On Jan 27, 2019
That may be hard earned money from his poor congregation they gave as tithe or offering

Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Star, Nina Opens Up On How She Entered The Big Brother Naija House by Abortions: 6:42pm On Jan 27, 2019
"I noticed Big Brother liked me because of the advice he used to give me"












Sounds more Like "Big Brother liked me because of the Punnani I used to give him"

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