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[quote author=Lionessza post=55478773][/quote]if U QUOTE ME AGAIN I GO BLOW U

Chuknovski:
well, my advice, stop calling those girls, as a young man this is the best time to pursue your future, pursure your carrier, when you succced, girls of substance will come after you, and above all try and avoid fornication,God blues you

ur handwritings is confusin me

Chuknovski:
congratulations

STOP CONGRATULATIN ADVICE ME DAS ALL I SEEK..CHIBIKE CAME N WARNED ME THIS MORNIN DAH I SHUD STAY OFF HIS sister OGBONNA N ITZ D ODA WAY ROUND SHE CANT LET ME B..SHE CAME 2 MY HOUSE YESTERDAY WITHOUT CALLIN N I BIN NO DEY HOUSE..IFFAH WAS AROUND SHE WOULD HAVE DROPPED SOM PUSSY 4 ME 2 TAKE N I WUD HAV REJECTED..AM TIRED OF THEIR WAHALA MEK DEM GO LUV ANODA GUYS..NL GUYS MA DEY HERE WEY NO GET GFS..DEM REACH 1MILLION

adorablepepple:
Are you suffering from halitosis

YESSIR

AND DEM GALS LOVE ME LIKE KILODE..WHENEVER THEY SEE ME THEY CRAVE TO TALK TO ME LIKE KILODE,..AM NT SHOWIN OFF JUST LOOKIN 4 D BEST REMEDY TO MY PREDICAMENT I DON SUFFER TO MUCH THEIR EYES ALL OVER ME LIKE EFE PLS MY FRIENDS WAH DO I DO 4 GALS 2 STOP LIKIN ME?EVEN IFFAH MESS DEM DEY LIKE KILODE??..ahh AM tired JOR! Pls HELP...











PICTURE LOADING...(37%)

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dacblogger:
Try harder...maybe you will get it next time

huh?

I MET OGBONNA WHR I WENT 2 BUY JAMB FORM 24YRS AGO N SHE HAS BEEN FAITHFUL n LOYAL AND HONEST 2 ME ALL THIS WHILE..OGBONNA U ARE GOD SENT THANK U JESUS 4 OGBONNA

OK I WAS COMIN BACK FRM CHURCH YESTERNYT COS AM D CHOIR MASTER WENEVA I SING ALL D BOYS N GALS BEG 4 ME NT 2 STOP N D GALS ARE EVERLY READY 2 OPEN THEIR LEGS 4 ME 2 ENTER JST because I SING LIKE DAVID IN D BIBLE,SO THEY CALL ME DAVIDO N I LIKE D NAME N I KNW DAVIDO OBO WUD B JEALOUS WEN HE KNWS DAH AM D REAL DAVIDO COS I SING BETA DAN HIM..YES I SING BETA DAN HIM N IF U DNT BLIV GO N ASK MY PASTOR.. SO I WAS HALF WAY HOME WEN I HEARD ONE SMALL GIRL OF ARND 13YRS OLD CALLING "DAVIDO DAVIDO COM N MARRY ME" N WEN I TURNED IT WAS ME SHE WAS TALKIN 2 N I LOOK HER FRM HEAD 2 TOE N DISCOVERED DAT IFFAH SHOOK HER PRIK IT WIL PENETRATE D ODA SIDE N SHE WIL COLLAPSE COS HER NYASH WAS SO FLAT.BUH DEN I CAME 2 MY SENSES DAH SHE'S TOO YOUNG N IT WUD B A SIN AGAINST GOD, A PERSONALITY LIKE ME WHO IS A PROMINENT MEMBER IN A BIG CHURCH OUGHT NT 2 DO SUCH..THIS STORY IS TO LONG I DUNNO HW 2 END IT..MTSHEEEeew!...LEME GO N WASH PLATES jOR BRB

Splinz:
Are you kidding me!?

That ToriBlue of a character is nothing but a fake arse- a stone arse nigga, masquerading under the cover of someone's else picture.

This Abortions sef na mumu.

CL ME MUMU AGAIN N c WETIN GO DO U

Splinz:
Are you kidding me!?

That ToriBlue of a character is nothing but a fake arse- a stone arse nigga, masquerading under the cover of someone's else picture.

This Abortions sef na mumu.

CL ME MUMU AGAIN N WETIN GO DO U

ToriBlue:
Oya come and be going.

bAE STOP FRONTIN JEKA MA RELATE.. I NO SEND EVEN IF I NO CORRECT COS I NO B YORUBA..I DEY FEEL U..SIMPLE! aBi NA BADTIN 2 LIKE SOMBORi?

akintho:
oh boy..untop just feelings o you opened thread if na love nko??

I GO FAINT

sinaj:
u fit Roja me rubs ma arrange her for u

LOL HW MANY MILLION?

Smellymouth:
SkyB's new track?

DO I LUK LIKE SKY B??B SERIOUS

sinaj:
Just passing by

COM N SIT LEMME BRING CHAIR 4 U..I DEY LIKE UR FRND o

*SINGING*
HMM BAE I NO GO LIE
I DEY FEEL U DIE
UR LIPS DEY TAKE ME HIGH
DID I SAY HIGH??YEA AM SO HIGH IN D SKY IFFAH MISTAKENLY LAND 4 GROUND I GO DIE
NA ONLY UR LUV GO MEK ME REMAIN 4 SKY
SO GIMME UR LUV SO DAT I NO GO FALL OUT OF D SKY COS U KNW SAY IFFAH FALL I GO DIE
DO U WANT ME 2 DIE?COS IFFAH DIE U DON COMMIT MURDER......
SONG ENDS..
ok TORi EVEN IF I WAS JOKING AM SERIOUS NW...THE WAY AM CRUSHING ON U IS LIKE THE WAY A TRAILER WOULD CRUSH AN OKADA MAN ON A HIGH WAY,ITS SO DANGEROUS..THANK U GUDBYT

VERY BIG HOES EVEN SHOVELs TAKE JOIN..I LIKE BIG HOES THEY ARE GUD 4 CULTIVATION..CuTE TOOLS,GOD U ARE WONDERFUL 4 GIVING US HOES COS WITHOUT IT WE 4 NO FIT CULTIVATE YAM..THANK U

QueenSuccubus:



Sooooo....ur a 2min boiz ;

Welldonesir

HAV U SEEN RABBI FVCK??AM A 2DAY MAN IF U DUN BLIV COM N CHECK

Kowor:
She meant more of You.

u DUNNO WAH YEW TALKIN ABT

QueenSuccubus:




DRUNK RABBITS u say?

You know how the rabbit wud fvck? They always rushing..they are done in less than 2mins


So, oga omo oya, I may ask u again...what animal wud u prefer to represent your sex life? Juz asking...

RABBIT AM REPEATIN 4 D LAST TYM "RABBIT"

WE FVCKED LYK DRUNK RABBITS N SHE WAS SCREAMIN OUT LOUD 4 ALL MY NEIGHBOURS 2 HEAR BUH I DINT CARE IF DEM LIKE MEK DEM GO REPORT ME 4 PASTOR,BUH AS A GUD CHOIR MASTER D PASTOR WON'T GIVE A FVCK ABT THEIR BADBELLY GOSSIP COS MY PASTOR LUV D WAY I SING..SO AFTER D FVCKIN SHE STARTED PLAYIN CHRISTIAN MUSIC 'I WANT MORE OF U' BY SINACH N I WAS LIKE "BAE Y U PLAYIN CHRISTIAN SONGS AFTER FVKING,DO U WANT GOD 2 VEX?" N SHE SAID MEK I NO DISTURB HER N I GOT ANGRY N KICKED HER OUTTA MY HOUSE ..SHE'S NT MY GF AGAIN I HATE HYPOCRITES MTSHEEeew!

Omagago:
Where's the reaction

SO U CAN'T READ..

JAMB USELESS SET OF CONFUSED DAWGZ

LA CLICK LA MESS UNCONTROLLABLY 4 D REST OF MY LIFE

*SINGIN WHAT SHALL I SAY UNTO D LORD?ALL I HAV 2 SAY IS THANK U LORD*

KAI MR IBU KAI MR IBU KAI MR IBU DAZ ALL I HAV 2 SAY

JAMB ARE CONFUSED SET OF FVCKERS

Nasri100:
You made this one too mundane and annihilated the dummy cliché. I prefer the previous stunts, I don't like this one.

HEHEHE

DROPIT:
I tell you

MTSHEEEW I NO SEE WHR U TELL AM