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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Buys Rolls Royce As Christmas Gift (Video) by Abortions: 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2019
Afonjaangry

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Romance / Re: A Letter To Shestrong my Woman Crush by Abortions: 9:17pm On Dec 26, 2019
shestrong:

An ugly girl becomes truly defensive with ur kind of question. is it not?
MAYBE TRUE, MAYBE NOT. COS NAIJA GALS ARE BUNCH OF SURPRISES. ONE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO THRU HARD TIMES LIKE THE OP WHO WASTED PART OF HIS LIFETIME DESIGNING LYRICS FOR A LADY ONLY FOR A CHIMP TO POP OUT OF HIS DM/DOMOT later. DOES ONE

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Romance / Re: A Letter To Shestrong my Woman Crush by Abortions: 9:00pm On Dec 26, 2019
shestrong:

grin Merry Christmas and i wish u a fulfilling year ahead.
DAZ NOT D ANSWER TO MY QUESTION O. Op Op Op! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED U
Romance / Re: A Letter To Shestrong my Woman Crush by Abortions: 7:23pm On Dec 26, 2019
shestrong:

Couldn't combat my urge to write back to you. I cannot promise u anything now BUT don't worry, i will make our friendship WORTHWHILE. Cheers.
Nice write up. But I hope you're not ugly? Make op no go finally see wetin go Mek am run go back village o cheesy

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Romance / Re: Most Times Our Problem Is Mistaken LOVE For INFATUATION. by Abortions: 3:06pm On Dec 16, 2019
Only you create two threads today and they all talk about love. Talk to a friend. What's going on with you ma'am
Celebrities / Re: Chinyelo Orjiakor Is Dead! Cossy Ojiakor's Mother Dies (Photos) by Abortions: 11:01am On May 28, 2019
At least Noise making go cease for some few days
Crime / Re: EFCC To Appeal Acquittal Of Robert Azibaola, Goodluck Jonathan's Cousin by Abortions: 7:45pm On May 27, 2019
I will start respecting this crooks in sheeps clothing the day they will go for Tinubu. For now they are just bunch of hypocritesangry

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Celebrities / Re: G-wagon Okoro Blessing Showed Off Months Ago Is Also Not Hers by Abortions: 7:38pm On May 27, 2019
Hungry people be probing other hungry people. Some people slap is not even OK for themangry

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Celebrities / Re: Crowd As Zlatan Ibile Performs At A Concert In Agbor, Delta State by Abortions: 7:10pm On May 27, 2019
So

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Autos / Re: I Need Your Advice by Abortions: 10:08pm On May 26, 2019
winner915:
Oh! OK.
Thanks.

Lastly guys, which car go fit a 6.5" person and wey no go tear pocket yet last forever
No money but look what he's fantasizing. I don't know why broke people like good things even when they don't have the funds to purchase. Go save more money and buy a car man.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Walks Away On His Wedding Day, Shouting " I No Do Again" (Photos) by Abortions: 10:01pm On May 26, 2019

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by Abortions: 10:00pm On May 26, 2019
Itearhertoto, badadvice food don done grin
Romance / Nairalanders Them Swear For Una??? Someone Cannot Rest Again?? (image) by Abortions: 9:49pm On May 26, 2019
What's all this 78mentions... Where do I start
Did i announce promo

You guys should grow up

I no like oangry

Family / Re: What Should I Do? I'm Confused by Abortions: 11:09pm On Apr 30, 2019
Ephetar:
Hello Nairalanders!
Please I need your advice. I'm a 28 years old young man who is at a cross road...We all know the current situation of things in this country.. Let's stop deceiving ourselves Naija don cast.. I want to leave Nigeria as soon as I can but here is my greatest challenge... I'm currently working in a company where I earn over 200k officially... But I have other side hustles which pay me between 800k-1M monthly.. Now let's say my average take home for the month is 1M...I have worked for over 3 years now and have cash and assets worth about 25M currently which I plan to liquidate and leave naija for good... Honestly I'm doing very well for myself here in Nigeria but the future of this country scares me... I'm still single but I plan to settle down before 30...I want to leave this country for the sake of the future of my unborn kids but I'm scared...Please I'll appreciate your inputs... Thanks
You can't just forget business that fetches you at least 12milla a month and vamoose na. That's gross. Abeg if na employers or caretakers sef find and handover the business then travel. You will be tapping from abroad and here and before you know you don turn billionaire o. I'm not good at advice but i think I just said the koko. If you are a good boss and your pay is handsome you can employ me. We go sign documents if necessary then I take care of your business while you are away. Don't play with your assets man.

Peace

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Romance / Re: Why Do Broke Men Always Get Triggered By This? by Abortions: 10:11pm On Apr 29, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Just as an empty barrel makes the loudest noise. So are poverty crippled HOEs. Their Lamentations are demeaning

Pukes angry
Guy. How many times do you puke in a day
Dem swear for you

Pukes angry

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Romance / Re: Why Do Broke Men Always Get Triggered By This? by Abortions: 10:05pm On Apr 29, 2019
DukeofNZ:


poor and unintelligent somebody u follow 4 de challenge i post. me i be destiny helper. na talk and do i be
Oga boss make I drop my account number?? Anything can do smiley

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Romance / Re: Help! She Farts Repeatedly Everytime We Sex. by Abortions: 11:03pm On Apr 18, 2019
lilianofentse:
why do you always make irregular noise every single freaking thread you go to. SmellySperm does it too. Its annoying
Hmm sounds like you are stalking a nigga already. unFortunately you ladies don't have the balls to tell a guy you like them. Pretence every where. Don't go and loose your hubby one day because you were feeling too big to make a move o. Goodbye
Romance / Re: Help! She Farts Repeatedly Everytime We Sex. by Abortions: 10:57pm On Apr 18, 2019
Your signature tho embarassed
Romance / Re: Help! She Farts Repeatedly Everytime We Fvck. by Abortions: 12:16pm On Apr 18, 2019
Your signature tho

Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Prefer Bad Guys? They Say No To Nice Guys. by Abortions: 12:56pm On Mar 23, 2019
CyberWolf:
Because like poles repels while unlike poles attract. The good ladies like bad guys and the bad ladies like nice guys. Good ladies wants to explore and nice guys can’t give them that experience. The bad ladies are tired of exploring and wants to retire, the nice are their option because they’ve seen it all with the bad guys.
good ladies where in Africa?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Enjoys Buying Used Pants - Man Cries Out by Abortions: 12:34pm On Mar 23, 2019
Goan date a girl that doesn't buy used pantt. Case closed
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Too Stubborn, Please Advise Me by Abortions: 12:06am On Mar 08, 2019
iTearHerToto:
No hard feelings bro. But you are just a weak and shallow minded fella allowing an ungrateful, misled, unapologetic, useless, Worthless, brainless, discombobulated, unfortunate, blood sucking, spastic, disrespectful DiickMonger to affect your precious life. Why








Nonsense and APC sad
nawao

Romance / Re: How Do U Guys Manage To Take Relationships Serious? by Abortions: 9:10am On Mar 07, 2019
tongue
Perspectives:


My village elders are senseless
Romance / Re: Lady Kneel Down To Propose To Her Long Time Boyfriend In Public by Abortions: 12:58am On Mar 07, 2019
LuciferPastor:
Look how fat & old she is.
Look at her eye bags, cellulite, stretch marks, flabby arms etc.

Consider the intangible variables like her rotten fish odour, her age, her impending menopausal condition, her slacked borehole pussy, her suppressed aggressive tendencies etc.

Ladies & gentlemen this woman is a perfect example of an Evening Newspaper.

She had no choice.



*spits angry
angry

Sports / Re: UCL: Gianluigi Buffon Mocked After Manchester United Goal Error (Photos) by Abortions: 12:52am On Mar 07, 2019
I'm in love with Man U!

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Politics / Re: Bianca Onoh Ojukwu As Winner Of Miss Intercontinental In 1989 (Throwback Photos by Abortions: 12:46am On Mar 07, 2019
If to say na now she for be Flavour babymamacheesy

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Romance / Re: Bride With Her Big Groom Scatter The Dance Floor As Crowd Cheer Them by Abortions: 12:40am On Mar 07, 2019
Bolombolo groom cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Do U Guys Manage To Take Relationships Serious? by Abortions: 12:38am On Mar 07, 2019
Perspectives:


Many of dem don dey learn from their old unmarried aunties, dem no dey wait again o
Perspectives:


In this country? Naija girls? Right one and naija ladies cant be in a single sentence
so you already know everything but still asking senseless questions. Nawao
Romance / Re: Why Haven't I Graduated Yet by Abortions: 12:32am On Mar 07, 2019
Charelsz:
Nothing! just peace that's all
U get time o.
Celebrities / Re: Adedeji Adeleke Celebrates His 62nd Birthday With Family And Friends by Abortions: 11:22pm On Mar 06, 2019
Red Devils!

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Romance / Re: Billionaire Lost His Life During Joystick Enlargement Surgery (Photos) by Abortions: 11:15pm On Mar 06, 2019
Man U my wife, man u my joy, man u my happiness, man u my girlfriend, man u my family, man u my life, man u my everything.








Up United

Romance / Re: Man Shocked After A Slay Queen He Entered Danfo With Bought A Car Same Day. Pics by Abortions: 11:11pm On Mar 06, 2019
I'm in love with Man united

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