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PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 2 Police Officers In Imo (graphic Pix) by Absuchat(m): 10:53am On Mar 24, 2024
RecentHistory:
The Policemen who did this are very very stupid. Piled them like plywood. Your own colleagues.
Their own days will be worse
SportsRe: 13th All-African Games: Final Medal standings as Nigeria Finishes Second by Absuchat(m): 8:10am On Mar 24, 2024
This tournament has always seen Egypt, Nigeria and South Africa as top 3 finishers
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Father Buried Him Before He Died, Late Singer’s Mother Alleges by Absuchat(m): 8:08am On Mar 24, 2024
Mohbad can't just rest in peace.
He even released a song after he died grin
PoliticsRe: 2025: I'm Ready To Take Oath To Do One Term, Peter Obi Knows My Plans - Ozigbo by Absuchat(m): 7:44am On Mar 24, 2024
Desperado
HealthRe: Please Docs Interpret This Lab Tests by Absuchat(m): 11:02pm On Mar 23, 2024
I'm a doctor......but a native one🤣🤣🤣
If you need interpretation, kindly do the following
1: bring one female mosquito
2:bring 2 blind fishes
3: Get the fertile egg of a dinosaur.
SportsRe: Nigeria Finishes Second Behind Egypt In The All African Games by Absuchat(m): 9:40pm On Mar 23, 2024
Bronze is now 41
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Visited President Tinubu At The Aso Rock-photo by Absuchat(m): 9:22pm On Mar 22, 2024
naija4life247:
Wherever Woke Soyinka is, none of your family members can be 1000 metres near
That's why he's needed in the picture..... nobody from my noble family can be in the midst of thugs, criminals and founding fathers of secret society
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Visited President Tinubu At The Aso Rock-photo by Absuchat(m): 8:28pm On Mar 22, 2024
Agunesinjaweola:
None of your generation have achieved a quarter of Soyinka's achievements.
Morality costs nothing.
But I'm not your frustrated dad....why are you telling me what you told him yesterday 😁😁😁
SportsRe: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by Absuchat(m): 7:03pm On Mar 22, 2024
obinna58:
Give that coach a permanent job abeg
u dey smoke something
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Laws Of Karma You Should All Know by Absuchat(m): 5:04am On Mar 22, 2024
grin
The law of Ebin pawa
Electing presidents base on sentiments and not competence will always leave you miserable
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Troops Raid IPOB/ESN Camp In Ebonyi State (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:00am On Mar 22, 2024
grin
Propaganda.
Believe Nigeria army at your own peril.

People wey no get single truth for their mouth.
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Visited President Tinubu At The Aso Rock-photo by Absuchat(m):
A Conglomerate of thugs and criminals.

Modified
Wole Soyinka is missing in this gathering
CelebritiesRe: Are You With Your Boyfriend, I Don't Want Trouble - Omah Lay To Female Fan by Absuchat(m): 10:45pm On Mar 21, 2024
Usmanovic95:
I wonder why girls dey quick lose their home training when they see some celebrities.
Every Nigerian girl has ashawo traits she may or may not be using yet. Just give her time
TravelRe: LASG Begins Impounding Uber/moove Vehicles Over Failure To Provide Database by Absuchat(m): 10:23pm On Mar 21, 2024
Sleekfingers:
Na by force to stay in Lagos.? The last time I checked, we have 36 states and FCT ....
So why is Lagos part of the 36 states?
BusinessRe: Lagos State Fire Service Contains Fire In Idumota As Building Collapses by Absuchat(m): 6:16am On Mar 21, 2024
No planning whatsoever.
No spacing.
No ventilation
TravelRe: LASG Begins Impounding Uber/moove Vehicles Over Failure To Provide Database by Absuchat(m): 5:59am On Mar 21, 2024
Lagos state is gradually becoming the worse state to live and do business in.
So many frustrating laws .
Tufiakwa
BusinessRe: Female Bank MDs/CEOs Shattering The Ceiling In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 5:54am On Mar 21, 2024
kossyablaze:
all of them combined, doesn't equal Ngozi okonjo iweala...
Even if you multiply them by 100, they are still below NOI...... they're just local champions
BusinessRe: Female Bank MDs/CEOs Shattering The Ceiling In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 5:51am On Mar 21, 2024
Joemiexx:
Because the main boss is a man
They don off pant tire😁
PoliticsRe: Lagos Thugs Impose N100 Levy On Individuals Using Yaba Pedestrian Bridge by Absuchat(m): 5:39am On Mar 21, 2024
grin
It hasn't even started.
This is just a preamble.

By the time APC finish with lagosians, they will will beg GRV to come and govern them.

iberiberism
Christianity EtcRe: What The Bible Says About Playing Lottery by Absuchat(m): 4:53am On Mar 21, 2024
4Toluilori:
The word gamble means “to risk something of value on an outcome that depends on chance.” Because the outcome of a lottery “depends on chance” and playing it involves “risk,” then, by definition, playing the lottery is gambling. Amen.
Someone that used 20m to import products into the country......with the hope of selling them for profit, from your definition is a gambler.

Someone that used 100m to buy presidential ticket...with the hope of winning the primaries, is a gambler.

A man that invested 20m on training his child in a good school, while hoping he becomes a better person....is a gambler.

A man that serves God with the hope of going to heaven is a gambler.

Everything we do is gambling.

Even Christ that died for us to be saved gambled cos most of us aren't still doing what he taught us.

So forget talks
EducationRe: Out-of-school Children Across States In Nigeria (ages 6–15) by Absuchat(m): 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2024
SHINJA:
Bcus they have very little population..
One of the out of school children is now on nairaland 🤣
PoliticsRe: I’ll Restore Peace If Freed — Nnamdi Kanu by Absuchat(m): 5:12pm On Mar 19, 2024
ivolt:
Remind me when Igboho was arrested for terrorism?
But at least he wasn't kidnapped....he was arrested. I've never heard of a terrorist being kidnapped, rather terrorists kidnap people.
Nnamdi kalu was kidnapped by DSS (the terrorist arm of government)
PoliticsRe: I’ll Restore Peace If Freed — Nnamdi Kanu by Absuchat(m): 3:26pm On Mar 19, 2024
Antoeni:
This Greedy Young Man Must Have Learnt a Lot Of Lessons, FG Should Have Mercy On Him, I Know its Not Easy to Release a Terrorist Just Like That.
Why then was igboho (a terrorist) released?
CelebritiesRe: Odumeje Spotted Dancing To Davido Song In The Club, (video) by Absuchat(m): 11:38am On Mar 19, 2024
His brainless sheeps will still defend him.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Kill 50 Okuama Villagers – Fleeing Residents Say; Army Denies Claim by Absuchat(m): 7:58am On Mar 19, 2024
J3susFr3ak:
This is why the NA needs thorough restructuring and re-orienration ASAP.

If the NA had mostly indigenous Ijaw army reps sent to that peace mission and not sahel meddlers this whole unfortunate event would have taken a very different direction.
Is settling communal issue supposed to be a duty of someone trained for border/external defense?
Only in Nigeria will u see the army doing the police job, the police doing the road safety job, the road safety doing the boys scout's job and so on
CelebritiesRe: Sex Trafficking, Racketeering: Pop Singer, R Kelly Appeals 30-year Jail Sentence by Absuchat(m): 7:36pm On Mar 18, 2024
YelloweWest:
He was a great talent but never a great man.
His own children hate him.
A great man doesn't rape kids repeatedly.

God gave him so many chances but he said with his money, he could get away with anything...

Only his fellow child rapist sympathize with him. Are you one?
Your opinion
CelebritiesRe: Sex Trafficking, Racketeering: Pop Singer, R Kelly Appeals 30-year Jail Sentence by Absuchat(m): 7:13pm On Mar 18, 2024
Women....destroyers of great men.
FamilyRe: Can You Advise Someone To Marry In This Room by Absuchat(m): 6:37pm On Mar 14, 2024
Mine

PoliticsRe: States That Will Witness Three-days Thunderstorms, Sunshine, Haziness This Week by Absuchat(m): 4:46pm On Mar 11, 2024
shocked
Tinubu's state (Osun)
And
Conquered state(Lagos)
Aren't spared
RomanceRe: Nigeria's Richest Woman, Folorunsho Parts Ways With Husband by Absuchat(m): 12:35pm On Mar 11, 2024
Mavinsoladele:
So, if your woman eventually becomes richer than you, you will find means to thwart her progress to make her less successful than you?

Is that what you mean?
No...u work harder/smarter to surpass her
RomanceRe: Nigeria's Richest Woman, Folorunsho Parts Ways With Husband by Absuchat(m): 4:05pm On Mar 10, 2024
What were you doing to let her become richer and more famous than you?

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