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OP, as a medical student, I want to explain this to you clearly.

Castration as in removal of the testes.

Testes is responsible for the production of testosterone, a hormone response for growth of sexual organs, puberty as we know it, and partly libido.

When you remove the testes after puberty, there is a sharp decrease in the testosterone levels, and the man cares less for sex than a normal man. But actually he can have sex fully without problem. The only thing in question is he won't be able to produce sperm.

You see..what males release during sperm is called Seminal fluid. Seminal fluid contaings 10% sperm, 55% of fluid from seminal vesicles and about 35% of fluid from your prostates. So when you remove the testes, you would still ejaculate, but there won't be sperm.

Before you would not be able to achieve erection, there would be a problem with your brain (psychological) or your spinal cord especially the sacral part. Hope this helps!

You Goofed. You were a MAGA, and a MUGU tempoarily! I know you probably still love the girl, so you need to garner the strength to let her go!

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The Federal Government has officially ended the subsidy on premium motor spirit, popularly known as petrol. The latest Petroleum Products Pricing template, issued by the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency does not contain the usual subsidy component.

The PPPRA is the government agency that regulates the prices of petroleum products in the country and its template has always offered insights into how the pricing of these products are determined by the regulators.

As of December 28 last year, the official pricing template for petrol by the PPPRA showed that the Federal Government subsidised the product by N6.45 per litre. The Expected Open Market Price at that time was N93.45, which was N6.45 higher than the then retail price of N87 per litre.



On the revised template, the Estimated Open Market Price set by the regulator is now N84.78 for NNPC fuel stations and N85.1 for stations run by other oil marketer companies.

The EOMP is the summation of the landing cost of petrol and subtotal margins. Such margins include transporter’s cost, dealer’s charge, bridging fund, administrative charge, etc. Our correspondent said that the EOMP, therefore, is the true cost of the product.

Before the release of the revised template, the EOMP was usually higher than the retail/pump price of petrol at filling stations. The difference between the retail price and the EOMP was what the Federal Government paid as subsidy to oil marketers.

However, the new EOMP is lower than the retail price of N86.5, which was set by the Federal Government as the amount at which petrol should be sold nationwide. The implication is that Nigerians are paying an extra N1.4 for the commodity whenever they buy PMS at non-NNPC run petrol stations and N1.22 extra for every litre of petrol bought at NNPC-run filling stations.

On the extra amount paid by consumers for the commodity, the Group General Manager, Corporate Planning and Strategy, NNPC, Mr. Bello Rabiu, while explaining the template, told our correspondent that the negative subsidy would be remitted to the Petroleum Support Fund in line with the PPPRA guidelines.

He said, “The savings under such a regime could be domiciled in the PSF as a buffer to fund future subsidy (if any) that may arise during high oil price regime or invested by the industry in supply and distribution efficiency improvement projects such as decongestion of Apapa area, Single Point Monitoring in Port Harcourt and Warri, complimentary rail services, inland waterways, etc.”

The PPPRA, after getting approval from the Federal Government, had announced last Tuesday that retail filling stations belonging to the NNPC would from Friday, January 1, 2016 sell petrol at N86 per litre, while other oil marketers would sell the commodity at N86.5 per litre.

The Executive Secretary, PPPRA, Mr. Farouk Ahmed, while announcing the new price of PMS in Abuja, had told journalists on Tuesday that the reduction in the price of the commodity was due to the implementation of the revised components of the petroleum products pricing template for PMS and House Hold Kerosene.

He said the template would be reviewed on a quarterly basis as it was geared towards ensuring an efficient and market-driven price that would reflect current realities.

Ahmed had said, “Since 2007, while crude oil price had been moving up and down, the template has remained the same. This made it necessary for us to introduce a mechanism whereby the template would be sensitive to the price of crude oil.

“However, the template is not static, as there would be a quarterly review and if there is any major shift, the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources would be expected to call for a review, either upwards or downwards. If there is no major shift, the price would continue from January to March 2016. In addition, there would be a Product Pricing Advisory Committee that would be set up to advice the PPPRA concerning movements in the price of crude oil.”

On why the NNPC sold at a lower price than other oil marketers, Ahmed explained that it was due to the fact that it was cheaper for the corporation to import products, compared to the independent and major oil marketers.

Some oil marketers had told our correspondent that although it was possible to sell PMS at a “reduced price”, Nigerians might not be ready to absorb future fluctuations or modulations in the pump price of petrol.

The Corporate Affairs Manager, NIPCO PLC, an oil marketing firm, Mr. Lawal Taofeeq, said, “It is possible, but the issue that government needs to understand is that, should there be fluctuation in price, are Nigerians ready to absorb it? If the price of crude oil should go up again, will Nigerians be ready to pay the resultant increased cost for petrol? Thus, there is need for adequate education in this matter.”

The Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, on December 27 last year, had told journalists in Kaduna that the government was currently not paying subsidy on petrol.

“Today, there is no subsidy; we are selling the product at N87; in January, we will look at what the trend is, we will announce (a new) price if that is less than N87; we will announce it and if it is more than that, we will have to announce it,” the minister, who also doubles as the Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, had said.

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Cc; lalasticlala, ishilove

falconey:
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The parents dey contradict themselves nii

Teempakguy:
What dumb parents

Laff wan kill me die

Eleniyan15:
Mtcheew

all I knw is that

#LeaveTheTrashForLawma

baba don fear mainland threaten am

lmao

#BaddoSneh2016

Loool..e be like sey you be bariga boy abi!

Youpele52:
Don Jazzy is truly mature.

It was both of them that apologised tho

Sarimah:
nice move...


I never saw this coming

Its now as if they staged the whole drama!

blackb2:
That one concern you oo

I jus dey learn the tactics nii ...no vex

daridex:
both of una be like nepa wey off light when u dey watch mancity vs arsenal.....just when d gist been scintillating.....
well it's the best....live long u both

Are you also sad as dem off the light on this beef!

blackb2:
.

You dey book space abi

adeoladrg:
Eeya

I feel you jare

rheether:
God why nah?? just when the beef is getting interesting.

I swear..e pain me gaan

smileyz16:
leave thrash for lawma..we own d street #teamybnl

buh all d same congrats to donjazzy because street don dey vex jokin tho..

Loool..nice quote gee

finalboss:
hnmmm...two fools ...
how i wan beg my wife now

Lool..you and your wife dey fight ni?

The music industry giants have finally reconciled! This shows maturity and I suppose our other artistes currently on bad terms should do the same!

NOTE:This was posted on both jazzy and olamide's Instagram account!


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Just few moments after she revealed Davido as her celebrity crush, Cynthia Morgan shut the singer on Twitter for nominating Lil Kesh as the Headies’ Next Rated.

Earlier on in September, the Headies released its nomination list for its 2015 awards with the coveted Next Rated Award nominees being Lil Kesh, Cynthia Morgan, Kiss Daniel, Korede Bello and Reekado Banks.
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Davido jumped on Twitter a few weeks after and announced that nobody deserves the award more than YBNL singer, Lil Kesh.
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The uncharacteristic endorsement did not augur well with Cynthia Morgan and she fired back with a quote retweet telling Davido to calm the Bleep down. One has to wonder why it took her more than a week to respond though.
One thing is clear- 2016 will be an interesting year in the Nigerian entertainment industry.

Controversial singer, Cynthia Morgan and Davido, may be skirting around a beef.

After winning best reggae/dancehall act at the just concluded Headies, Cynthia Morgan remembered Davido’s Snapchat taunts and jibes.



Cynthia Morgan just had to have the last laugh.

She posted a video, in which she mocked Davido, by mimicking the OBO star’s voice saying: “And the award for the best reggae/dancehall category is Cynthia Morgan.”

“F_ck boy ina this industry. Let them know who demma Bleep with,” she added.

DAD; Son who was that girl I saw you with!

SON; It's a friend sir

DAD; Iya segun come and see your son o

MOM; Segun, you know I've warned you, all these things can lead to premarital sex

DAD; The Bible says premarital sex is evil fornication, and you can go to hell for it.

MOM; If you think we had premarital sex before our marriage, do you think we would be able to stand before GOD! Isn't that so baba segun!

DAD; **awkward silence**

SON: Looks up at family wedding picture, sees a small boy between the young newly wed couple. And asks "MOM,who is that small boy in the picture"

MOM; What a silly question, of course that's you! Thats...

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reminiscing:
Eh ya........Tanks but try harder!

OYa check my d.p! If you like what you see lets get talking

See guy, this is the realest advice I would ever give you.

Are you an Atm machine? Did you come to this world together? If she is demanding for infinix tell her that you will get it when you FEEL like. Not that she wii be controlling you anyhow! Be the one in control. If you are heartbroken be happy! And use it as a stepping stone! A true man is FORGED by his experiences!

Ehm..bros..please can you tell us your salary, let us know if you are marketable or not

U need a slap

Seconded!

A virgin guy would just be pathetic..I mean! How would the guy be a virgin in the first place..no show for like 15 years

myfantasies:
Definitely NO

I don't have d patient or strength to coach any one

This is totally unrelated, but damn babe! You fine pa!

Ugly guy like me

softappless:
hmmmm i dey come

Hh

Lool..why is everybody playing safe