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Nice one.
Barcanista, But why the Chairperson full everywhere like that?

Ibime:
Afrodoc2, oya sharrap. . . . I done compose song for Pep. . . .come groove. . .



After the tikitaka, play the blues (A song for Pep)

After the tikitaka, play the blues/ (the blues, the blues)
But now The Blues, dem done dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Homesteady dey him 2 by 2/ (by 2, by 2)
with Debroslink dey type excuse/ (excuse, excuse)

The title him suppose clinch/ (to clinch, to clinch)
disappear like fart of leprous winch/ (of winch, of winch)
"Up Barka" fans dey make excuse/ (excuse, excuse)
After the reggae, sing the blues/ (the blues, the blues)

After the yanga wey dem make/ (dem make, dem make)
Talk say Pep go bring the change/ (the change, the change)
Pepi come dey look like fake/(like fake, like fake)
EPL done show him face/ (him face, him face)

Dem been go sack Pellegri/ (Legri, Legri)
He go China dey coach Jet Li/(Jet Li, Jet Li)
cos Pepi football too sexy/ (sexy, sexy)
like say Man City get Messi/ (Messi, Messi)

180 million wey him spend/ (him spend, him spend)
Still he no fit fix defence/ (defence, defence)
But now crayfish e don dey bend/ (dey bend, dey bend)
Pepi shakara done end/ (done end, done end)

50 mil ontop John Stones/ (John Stones, John Stones)
Everton dey laugh dey go/ (dey go, dey go)
Dem done see Pep money to thief/ (to thief, to thief)
Guardiola done enter Arif/ (Arif, Arif)

Raumdeuter hail am say na God/ (na God, na God)
Besti coachu in the sport/ (the sport, the sport)
but EPL expose the fraud/ (the fraud, the fraud)
Now he dey pray to carry fourth/ (for fourth, for fourth)

He say he no dey coach tackle/ (tackle, tackle)
Na him dem start to knack the fool/ (the fool, the fool)
Ranieri want spell him name/ (him name, him name)
He done turn Man City to shame/ (to shame, to shame)

Sebi he no want coach tackle?/ (tackle, tackle)
Now he dey pray for miracle/ (racle, racle)
He dey beg Messiah for result/(result, result)
Sotay he buy Brazilian called Jesus/ (Jesus! Jesus!)

But this one pass the Son of God/ (of God, of God)
cos EPL, e too dey hot/ (dey hot, dey hot)
Etihad fans dem want revolt/ (revolt, revolt)
Cos since September no result/ (result, result)

Raumdeuter use wayo dey talk/ (dey talk, dey talk)
say forget title assault/ (assault, assault)
As long as Manure dey default/ (default, default)
He still get Mourinho to insult/ (insult, insult)

But Guinness no be Malt/ (be Malt, be Malt)
We no send Jose result/ (result, result)
Only Sinizia vex as him dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

After Italy, coach The Blues/ (The Blues, The Blues)
Na "Pride of London" wey we choose/ (we choose, we choose)
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose/ (dey lose, dey lose)
Cos now na Conte we dey groove/ (dey groove, dey groove)

Crazy mehn,,...



You still managed to take shots at Coogar

These guys be making noise Upandan

thorpido:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vuo2mNJ5qw

Seun,I think you should see this too.There's just so much acting people can do.

Na wa for some people too

The internet never forgets. On that note, Lalasticlala please delete this thread.
Cc Dominique

Goods the guy bought for Yuletide sales all gone.
This is really sad

.....funny enough, I was about going out to get some stuff from Hallmark now.

MEILYN:
... How will this take Nigeria out of recession?

He said, armed robbers attacked some certain people, beat up everybody except a woman who was shouting holy ghost, holy ghost.

Hahahahaha, I have known Oyedepo to be a very good liar, yet his followers believe every word he says.

I attended one of his services where he said, a prostitute who tested of HIV, had aborted more than 10 pregnancies, had her womb destroyed as a result. She came to his church and received healing from HIV and destroyed womb. He also said after his prayers, the said woman got a husband and is now blessed with 3 kids.

I almost died of laughter. The guy who brought me to the church said I was an anti-christ for not believing what the pastor said. Can you imagine?

Anyways, the imitation was great, but the message? Not so great. Lol

A very big Liar.
I only pity his blind followers

A Lady was crashed to death, beyond recognition by a Dangote truck this night along Ekpoma axis of Benin/Auchi expressway.

May Her Soul rest in Peace.

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https://z-p3-scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/15350695_1109865225796837_4522620608467928993_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoiYiJ9&oh=ad215536c7c9994a31097329dde40f60&oe=58B13B93

I passed through that scene today, and the driver didn't die. He managed to escape the fire.
The FB and Nairaland OP should stop the lies abeg.

emmanuelike:
Abeg who has withdrawn from american account in upwork, how you take pass "W-9 tax information"

Biko, help a niqqar looking for xmas money.

Thanks.

Send Me a PM

salamibigi:
Google Images are indexed based on the way images
are labelled on the publishing website and/or
surrounding text on the webpage. Google can't (yet)
look at an image and recognize the content visually.
Any apparent bias in the image results is caused
entirely by the publishers of the images, with no
intervention by Google.

This Your analogy makes no sense at all, considering the fact that web result from "sexy white mom" all link to Porn websites, but image results don't

Mzsolmi:
Hian! This one is small nah compared to what they do in our department (architecture).after sweating,making researches, staying up all night,starving,wasting money,looking like a mad sombori,sleeping & living in the studio,contributing everyday money for fuel for generator once school off their gen,they'll just park everything in a room n later burn em or even lecturers will choose d best there n burn d rest

I understand this feeling very perfectly.

But non of My work have been burnt sha.

Billyonaire:
Looking like I will stop educating on those things. People hardly come to class. Seems people are interested in materialism only. I will probably teach them out to make money from nothing but ideas.

Billy, don't stop, yet.

I'm an ardent follower of all of Your classes.

Cops Del Rey..

Another One!

CorGier:
To be sincere with you sha - after letting her see you at your worst - she was never going to marry you. Truth be told, ever since your issues started, her relationship with you has been based on pity. She has a good heart, I give her that.
You can keep her as a friend tho, hopefully she gets to divert funds from the husband-to-be towards funding your education.

Reality Truth.

shumuel:
Honestly when i hear things as this am always happy am a Nigerian, i feel proud of Nigeria and its culture.

Imagine if this had happen in Nigeria they would all still be alive, i mean which Airline crew member would stop a flight and be looking for one silly game of less than $1000, Arik or which ? the kind yabbing wey you sef go receive no go allow you talk am, na your team members def go slap you.

Its really sad the idiot killed is team members just because of a game, and why would they even continue to fly when they know they are short of fuel, Oyinbo!

Clap for Yourself.

This is not funny at all.

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Happy Married Life






this pic is just classic!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4549719_img20161116wa000_jpeg8f5d38a804ec277455be77857d9f3958


Your photographer deserves kudos.

I can help You do this.

Lana1:
Guy ur own don too much these days tho
Everyweek na only u go dey wail...

A sensible coach this and that....
If its dat easy, u sef enter football management na. Abi u think its FM abi Fifa dat u'll be playing....

See who dey talk

Enrique!!!

We are definitely winning today...!

gbeny007:
Yes you can get it for free provided you can serve in my company for free for just few years.

Some People are possessed sha