₦airaland Forum

Kyllahmc:
Trust me If a guy spies on a lady it simply means he loves her... Tho i prefer to use the term "cross_checking" to see if she actually worth your love, trust,time and plans for her. We dont spy on just any partner.

fitinwell:
Hubby's Phone is Locked with Optical Locks

BarcaBlood:
The unknown La Liga rule that would have disqualified Malaga during their game against Barcelona




Malaga walked away from theCamp Nou with one point after drawing with Barcelona.


But Juande Ramous’ team was just five minutes away from forfeiting the game to Barcelona for fielding lesser ‘professional’ players.

According to Diario Sur,there’s a La Liga rule that states that a match-day squadmust contain at least seven professional players.A professional player is one named among the 25-man team submitted to the league,and has a professional contract with the club



Malaga started the game with 8 professional players and 2 non-professionals (reserve players)- Pablo Fornals and Javier Ontiveros.The series of events being with Malaga’s first red card of the game that was shown to Diego Llorente. After the red card, Ontiveros was taken off and replaced by another non-professional; Luis Munoz

At this time, Malaga had 2 nonprofessionals and 8 professional players on the field. Malaga boss decided to make a change and brought in Sandro (nonprofessional) toreplace Youssef En-Nesyri (professional) in the 81st minute.With the ratio of professional to non-professional at 7:3, if Juankar had been shown a red card now, it would have taken it to 6:3

But luckily for Juande Ramos, two minutes before Juankar was given his marching orders, Pablo Fornals had been taken off and replaced with Duda who is a professional player.

Seun:
You could just use condoms. Since you're both virgins, you won't know what you're missing anyway.

patfenda:
Samsung mega 6.3 (damaged screen)11k still available repair will cost 10-15k,wud av loved to fix it but broke at d moment,buyer can fix screen or use other parts cos they r perfect/or swap wit a small andriod fone.location is sango ota.08025067398

BarcaBlood:
Sum pple on this thread will jst kill themselves over nothing, so we lost a match, BIG DEAL. We r still topping d group, and enrique aint going nowhere. If we dis meet dis same man city in d knockout phase, dey r out. Why hang ur neck over an irrelevant match wen d league is throwing a big match @ us dis weekend. Enrique out on monday, we miss xavi on tuesday, neymar should be sold on wednesday, grimaldo should come back on thursday. All bunch of irrelevancies

Are we gonna qualify frm d group? Definitely. but its not enough, enrique out

Are we league favourites? Yes. but its not enough, neymar has to go

If you kill urself, life will continue, and Enrique will remain Barca manager

keishik:
ATTENTION : There's a new kid on the block and he has raised the stakes. Just like LadyF raised the stakes by buying at 390 when the Shylocks were pricing 320 and 330, didymario7 is buying at 420 when his contemporaries are stuck between 380 and 400! We dealt this morning and he had enough sense to be polite and courteous which is more than I can say for a number of dealers I've spoken with on this forum.
I hope others will now step aside make people wen sabi business handle the business.

ferdvict2:
Despite we say all manner of things against the female folks, there are some who are still worthy, like those with these under listed qualities.

1. Who walks for miles just to see/meet you

2. Who says “sorry” even though she didn’t do anything wrong..

3.Who cries because she still loves and misses
you..

4. Who still tries to get you back..

5. Who no matter how much you have hurt her
still loves you..

6. Who stops her argument with you to save
your relationship..

7. Who continuously makes you feel special and
tries to make you happy..

8. Who is upset but, does not tell you as she thinks she is annoying you..

9. Who wants to leave you because of your rude
behaviour..but, she is not able to do so because
her Love for you overcomes it all.

ADD URZ...

Masta01:
I need someone who is good at writing article ??

TRendlona:
"Messi doesn't scare me "- John Stones


Hahahahahaha!!

bestspoke:
I need active female facebook account..
Please quote me

pasydron:
I dont understand. Please clarify....can you do the job. 81 tweets to be scheduled within a 45 mins interval.

bykebyke:
Stegen needs to up his game,what kind of rubbish is this one?

Does Cech have two heads!

pasydron:
"Schedule my Tweets 1. The tweets are already written. They just need to be scheduled. 2. The need to be scheduled every 45 minutes from today, until 6PM on October 25, 2016"

Wanna out source this task . Anyone interested ? please mention me asap ?

Cessa0:
lie!! these are two different pictures. .. ts jst a coincidence dt they r both putting on white... the whiteness arent d same sef.. d classrooms are sooo different. ..

op, try again


check deir hair sef.. deir haircuts are different. ..

eniolaamoda:
If u mean nairaland pm
My pm doesnt open
But i am always active on whatsapp
Just whatsapp me
Or drop ur own number

eniolaamoda:
Deal is not for your kind
I am a plain person
I could have chose not to state the price if i wanted to
But i still did so.

This is what kills we nigerians
Greed.
U know nothing about a coporate world.
The ppl who bring the market are the big gunners
Did u know ow i followed d client up, to talking to him, chatting, till i won the contract?

Wait y am i even responding to u self
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