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which part of d tingy did u not understandor u want us to start anoda 11111

frosbel:
Sorry if I ask, what kind of english is this, is it not a sign of hood culture ?

hahahaha am sure she played a nasty 1 on u prob because she knows dat anytin dat wear bra and skirt doesnt xcape ur lng tingy so she gave u 1 ooooooooooooo.uy u no deep am u for deep now make ur tingy glue

d london tingy now were u not d 1 dat asked if there were goin to b stripers in d party u were bein invited to.dat 1 i mean and london boz generally are spoilt dey grab anytin grabable wen it coms to ladies ready to dry ur pocket at d same tym kill u in bed. applogies to london gud boiz lol

eldee:
Hehe . . .I used to live in Erith, infact most of my family live in London.
What London genes are you talking about??

dere is nofin wrong wit u mentionin his dead wife after all if u dnt xplain well enuf dey will still ask u to xpansiate further so it beha u tell.as for me dere is nofin wrong in u tellin it out.

lizbetty:
yes ma,

was anyfin wrong wif me mentioning it? plz tell

im 21

debosky:
You are lying - rich NINs like Bluediva, Aqva and others are the ones supplementing the income of the shameless poo packers and diaper changers.

That is a lie - is the person doing 24 hour shifts daily?

Abegi there is no place like home. . . . .naija is the BEST.

av said it it real dat is if dem no use tax kill am but if he knws his way he can sure b richer most xpecially dose doin nite shift av more erg

humm genes of london boz flow in and out of u anyway use to stay in plumstead common b4 but now moved to chaton

eldee:
Yeah!!! As long as there are strippers, I'm there

Hehehe . . . you want to burn houses in Abuja too??

Yeah . . . always wanted to ask, do you guys actually get hailstones in Jos??

ok am abygul by name live in nigeria but come to d uk every summa but guess i will b comin in dis urtum cos av got lot to do .anyway hope i will get to knw u moe behaaaaa.and sorry were in d uk do u live E,SwN london

eldee:
Hehehe . . . I'm not angry.
The UK Border Force comment was a joke. . .how can I get angry with someone online??

I live in the UK . . .

i can see u ar seriously angry ok vex naaaaaaaaa.ok
can we be good friends.for a start were ar u

eldee:
I don't mind you taking things personal . . . but what I say after that shouldn't be affecting you.

big aunty u said am just 25 soooooo wot big abt it .it d maturity dat coms from witin dat matters ma gul

lizbetty:
wow, u're big gurl. i can as well say big aunty

well just starting still have a long way to go

@ elddee k no vex u no b immigrant but remember aom1 mad a statement dat we are all immigrant u knw it just dat d US AND UK own tick pass nija own.ok sorry cos i can see u don dey boil but nxt tym say ur peace and live d rest to GOD like am goin to do now

so u get tired dis earlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry prob u shld wear a condom nxt tym so u wnt get tired dis earlyyyy

studio43:
Spewing yet another rants,

Mmmttcheww

hahahaha.oro no dun o fe keeeeeeee next tym learn to respect gulss
mind u no 1 is pullin anybody down ogbo abi ogbo
olodooooooo rabataaaa.

studio43:
Igberaga! Who are if i may ask?
Do u realy have what it takes to pull this hard tough niggar down?
Sounds like u have something against me, But no matter how una plenty reach no of una fit see my back.
What makes u thick?

hard core nigga.slap? u most b jokinnnnnn u canot fit to do dat lie lie.am sure u cant even stand me anyway cos u are just gonna b too stuffy for me to stand by.com to think oof it tink u can lay dat ur filty hand on any gul not to tolk of me not in ds world eva prob u will av to try dat on ur little fiirst and ask her how it feel b4 u want to try it wit som1 else and dnt u forget dat mite lead to to ur end tym of see broad day lite eva in ur lyf (JAIL EWON GBERE) SO B CAREFULL AND LET IT B UR LAST AND EVA WARNING .DI
DING

studio43:
Abygul,
I'm a hardcore niggar, Dont mess with a hard core niggar like me, Whatsup with you?
If u want to know if i have a studio or not why not come down to my crib to figure it out yourself, I no dey vex but i dey beat so na try me else i go use slap draw question mark for your face.

Last warning

eldee:
Wag my mouth?? You just implied that I was an illegal immigrant and I cured your blindness and now you're boasting about your visiting visa??

You musta been a TV star in the UK, come to think of it, I think I saw your face on UK Border Force.

funny ahn a visitin citizen wiv a red P. hahahah i see now u make me sick.i wish to settle here cos av got good offer here am sure u dnt knw wot it feel like travellin evry summer and spendin at least 2 month witout workin dere am sure u know d cost of ticket ,av got a home d shopins and all 4 two good month com on i knw what am tolkin abt.and mind u, u are bgin to take dis personal my dear dnt take tins personal here we are only sharin views if u say av not bein to d airport b4 i blive emty head makes lousy noise so am not here to publish if am a nigerian or uk citizen soryy doeeee find a beha job in nigeria and u nget a good offer blive me or prob u came out wiv a bd grade in sch but com to tink of it u can make amends wiv prof. course u knw and dere u are ,u get a good job .

dat wasnt funny ahn sorry.
2 cups of bean
try and soak d bean for som mint den wash till d brown wrapper live d body so tey the bean turn white
then add som pepper and onion to it then grind am well well.after that u av a choice of addin which eva u choice palm oil or or d other oil and if na kerosin dey use am den mix again
if u wish to add beef or fish u mix dem along wit som salt and maggi.add to taste den u stir well den u start dishin dem into leave or small small take away coverd bolw least i forget if u wish to add boiled egg u will av to add it after u av dishd it into d leave or bolws.den u tie d leaves or cover d bowls.which brings us to d pot if u ar dishin into leave den u will av to cut d tale of the leaves and spread first in d pot den u start placin d main moi moi pls dnt forget to add som water small wate to d pot dpendin on quantity of what u ar preparin.den u cover if u ar usin platic bowls u will av to pour som water in to d pot den u start placin the dished moi moi in to d pot den cover to steam.gud luckk hope i tried in ma own little knowlwge

vocalist:
please can somebody tell me the way i can prepare moi-moi and the ingredients required. thanks

moi moi dat 1 no hard now just pour bean on fire and it done eat up.

Brooch:
my girlfriend is angry with me. she said she cannot trust me anymore. she saw text msgs from my former girlfriends in my phone. esp. the one i told the former girl that she gave me std. pls tell me how can i win her trust and love back again? help.

why would u keep ur xgulfriends massages at d first place?
try xplain more beta prob dat would make her feel good.

lizbetty:
no oh, i no vex. its just dat u're seeing things differently.

but trust me i wont do somtin silly.

thanks gurl.

thank GOD shes not angry wit me.GOD will see u tru sorry wot sch are u ij AND WOT LEVEL SORRY if am anyway askin a wrong quest. anyway am a graduate of oou abt goin for ma service but workin in and oil and gas firm.let tolk let av a @ to @ tolk gul

honeric01:
If you took time to read my short post, you'd see that i already made "provision" for all the "but" you just highlighted, what i said was and is "those who understands that department would in no way trade it for us/uk visas." it's not my fault that some don't know what to do with opportunities, some wouldn't even be able to spend $50,000 if given to them, so it all depends on enlightenment. since we all know the government has failed, why not work out things on your own? make a mountain out of an ""ANT" hole.

I am someone who refuses to dwell on the negativity of things/people/environment around me, i prefer to stay positive and it's helping even though it's hard.

eldee:
Oh . . . this is the part where I'm meant to start explaining how you get you papers from your parents.
I thought Bluediva explained that already??

wao u feel u shld wag ur mouth ahnnnnnn for u info aint usin ma mum tingy went dere ma self wit d rit doc.so am sure it bein bad for uuuuuu dat y u want to crip wolk on dis topic lol sorry abt dat

debosky:
Post in English Language please, and not text speak!

All Nigerians (we at home and those abroad) need to work together to improve the country. HOWEVER - if we keep deluding ourselves that 'things aren't that bad' because a few people are able to make stupendous wealth (often to the detriment of the unconnected and unprivileged majority) then we are definitely going to get much worse.

The issue here for me is not about 'dying for UK/US visas' but how can we make things better overall and not just for ourselves/family?

I understand in the awful circumstances the country is in as a whole the tendency is to focus on self, but we need to somehow move away from that.

Badriyyah:
Your location is UK, So I guess you're speaking from experience, Awwww, don't worry, I feel your pain.

hahahahsorry for uuuuuuuuuu am back and workin in ma home country mahnnnn now i feel good comin to say a heelo to dem evry summa, u missed sorry now i can feel ur deepest fear and pain.av bein dere av done it , av seen and i knw hw it feels sooooo quit all dis tolk of shit in here

Abygul:
too bad for u ma gul i hope it wnt b too late anyway.y want to waste your f****k tym at first wen u knw u ar still gonna split.common gul it so glarin dat your entysed by d mony.but guess wot the earlier u think d beha for uuuuuuuuuu.and remember all dat gliters are not diamond my friend.or he gives it to u too bad dat u dnt want to let gooooooooo.and dnt u bobo anybody here dat dere is no intimacyyyyyyy cossssssss dat is to say all na lieeeee.

lizbetty:
i dont have to start to start exchanging words or arguing with you after all this nairaland where people are free to air their views,

which in most cases tend to be wrong.

watever u think, kappish

hey baby u don dey vex ahnnnnn na ur own i dey tell u oooooo if u dnt knw,go and knw now am deeply concern abt uuuuuu and i dnt want u to make a wrong dicision oooooooo.anyway will text u ma number so u will tell me how it wenttttt but gudluck to u

studio43:
Abyboy,

I wont exchange words with an ordinary woman like you.

kai u don dey vex i mean saw all u were writin abt abandonin my love dyt or a london babe.anyway sorry abt wot i rote cos i find out i can still do wit u rather dan 1 chipazin in ma ofic dyt u knw what am tolkin abt nowwwww.mr studio do u reaaly own a studio or u mean ur room studio.hahahaha
olodoo

Pogistega:
A Yoruba couple who attended a night party, later retired to a spare room and had to make do with an iron spring bed which their host could provide.

The randy husband, who is usually Hot after a few bottles, started to make love to his wife who was not comfortable as her head was scrapping the edge of the iron bed.

So she started crying, "Ori mi nkorin, Ori mi nkorin, Ori mi nkorin, etc". Her husband misinterpreted it to mean that she was excited, so he intensified his action.

When he was through, he saw blood on the back of his wife's head, wounded by the iron bed, and asked her why she did not raise alarm, and she replied that she had been crying, "Ori mi nkorin".

All the husband could say was that, that phrase was not acceptable during sexx.

nice 1 bro

we all knw dat am sure u ar nt a citizen prob u went dere to study or somftin but dat doesnt make u 1 of dem.wake up bath from morning till nite u cant b dem .

eldee:
You think?? How about the bankers that crippled the economy and made many people lose their jobs all because of greed??

Don't let capitalism blind you . . . you're working for the guys at the top . . .and your false class consciousness is how they hold you down.

frosbel:
sorry but quote me if I am wrong , is it Lagos that I visited last year and spent only three days before fleeing to my beloved Owerri.

Lagos is improving in some respects VI, Ikoyi an a few others but it is still in a total chaotic state to say the least.

Why do I want to spend my entire day commuting to work combined with a stressful day in the office for money that if I earn plenty will endear me to the men of the underworld and other hangers on.

God forbid that we should relocate to work in a country where the mentality is still the same with no forward thinking.

abeg jo, leave us alone.

ahahaahah  dnt worry immigration will soon start again all of una go dey look for were to hide no work for some days all quit d job because u don dey hear say immegration dey com.hahaha but for ur fatherland na who b immigration wen u ur self na immggrant.hahahaha run run run ile labo simi oko

ther u go again av bein in and out of the country so i guess i knw wat it looks like to work back dere in d uk tax won kill u xcept u av to use som1 elses passport to secure a job would get any .can u imagin u guys are not proud of ur country shame on u all.omo otoko wa bale je,

eldee:
Hehehe . . . You know the place jare.
The Chevron Staff Estate . . .

It's a really nice place though . . . London's hard work.

Funny thing is . . . I was there when they got the seat.
They all seemed nice till I saw it on TV that they voted BNP.

dominque zoom it or just a click on it will bring it more closer to u.

too bad for u ma gul i hope it wnt b too late anyway.y want to waste ur f****k tym at first wen u knw u ar still gonna split.common gul it so glarin dat ur entysed by d mony.but guess wot the earlier u think d beha for uuuuuuuuuu.and remember all dat gliters are not diamond my friend.or he gives it to u too bad dat u dnt want to let gooooooooo.and dnt u bobo anybody here dat dere is no intimacyyyyyyy cossssssss dat is to say all na lieeeee.

@ studio or wat eva u coll ur self i can see u still a bulldozer and am sure dey actullay made a mistake allowin shit like u to join dis forum anyway like i said it allowedit just dat pple like u will av to b placed blow evry others so as not to cos distruction.
@dyt how u dey mannage wit pple around dis plc it kinda stuffy in here goshhhhhhhhhhhhh