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CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by Abyzan(m): 12:16pm On Sep 17, 2014
burntout: I am a little bit confused...

A 2014 Supercharged Range Rover Sport SUV is priced at $93,295.00 which converts to about N15,193,066.51 as at today. I wonder why someone will pay N9,000,000 more for a car or is that how much it costs to "import" the car or are there other additions that have been made to the car which costs N9,000,000 that we have not been told about? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
the N9m na story for the gods...comot your body...don't think they assemble in Nigeria, importation charges
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by Abyzan(m): 12:13pm On Sep 17, 2014
poiZon: 24million would've bought her a good husband that will last more than this atmost 6yrs lifespan toy that wont add prestige or honour to her.
in women SUCCESS comes when the MISS in your name is change suddenly to MRS.

ANyways enjoy ya rangie, my perfect colour.
a husband can't give her 510 horsepower out and move her from 0-60mph in 4.6 seconds
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Acquires 24Million Naira 2014 Range Rover Sport + Advises Ladies by Abyzan(m): 12:07pm On Sep 17, 2014
getgist: that's the way forward, the low-lifers live longer, they dont need to blow their own trumpet, his forum (Nairaland) wouldbuy linda Ikeji 10 times. Nairaland is reated the 3rd largest forum in the world
but who the Bleep is Oluwaseun Osewa and why isnt he well heard of....abi him just de chop the money for backstage
RomanceRe: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Abyzan(m): 1:44am On Sep 13, 2014
Pque: Yeah, thank God for this topic. This particular observation about ladies has always been in my mind with no one to explain to me.

Most time in taxi cab or d transport bus if a lady is next to me regardless of whether am at d front or far back. I usually notice dese ladies trying to look at my face or even looking at my face during d journey as if their is dollar on my face. Each time I try to look or quickly look back at there face, they quickly look away nd when I look away from them, focusing on d journey, they stylishly begin to turn their neck focusing on my face again.

Whether these ladies are so preticious nd superbly looking, averagely looking or even ghetto looking. They most time act this way; stylishly looking at my face in d cab.
Am serious, this is nt a joke. Is this a green light? Or something else? Even a lady in pudder abi what is d name.

Let me narrate d experience I have wit a lady last week friday. I took a cab going to school, d front seat. Another guy was at d back, d cab was stopped by another guy who also took d back seat, makin 2 at d back. This lady stopped d cab too and decided to come and share d front seat wit me leaving d convenient seat behind. No P. D next thing she started stylishly luking at my face while I became restless nd disturbed and was wondering while she is doing this nd at d same time concentrating on d journey. When we got to d car park, instead of her to b going after settling d taxi driver, she started talking to herself nd searching 4 something in her bag until after d driver settled me with my own change and I started moving b4 she began to do d same. Only dat we were going to a different direction. Is these a green light or am mixing things up?

Whatever d case, ladies do give green light very very well. I missed a lot of chances those days at uni Ilo. when these beautiful ladies will come to me flashing green light but simply because I will never give in then because I occupied a position bigger than me that always prevent me from ... even though it is in secret.
ma guy, na so you finehuh do well make I turn gay for you wink
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Who Look Much Older Than Their Age ( Photos ) by Abyzan(m): 9:49pm On Sep 09, 2014
really really really.....when did John Dumelo become Nigerian??
AgricultureRe: Does Fertilizer Have Any Side Effect On Humans? by Abyzan(m): 8:14am On Aug 31, 2014
fertilizer doesnt have any direct effect on human but has direct effect on the environment. when it is applied, it washes down to the water table and humans pump same water for consumption.....so its indirctly does have effect on man
CultureRe: Can Black Magic(juju)be Sent To Someone Abroad by Abyzan(m): 12:12am On Jul 23, 2014
guy, your ex girlfriend don marry oyinbo man wey you wan send juju give her? javascript:void(0);
TravelRe: Some Things You Did Not Know About Brazil by Abyzan(m): 8:32pm On Jul 10, 2014
brazilian women have the deeepest....that thing angry
FamilyRe: 5 Behaviours That Can Make Your Neighbours Respect You by Abyzan(m): 8:34pm On Jul 05, 2014
dont disturb them with loud[b] moans[/b] grin
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by Abyzan(m): 4:00pm On Jan 01, 2014
Kindly supply information on VIN JTEGH20V220055319. Thank you in Anticipation.
Music/RadioRe: Top 10 Richest 9ja Musician. by Abyzan(m): 3:18pm On Jul 31, 2013
mobiss: Ever wondered how much is the worth of 9ja musicians,nowadays?With the millions of nairas they make out of album sales,shows,advertisements and contracts. Anyway, i guess these are the top 10 richest 9ja artistes now,based on their music income and self-owned business.
1. D'banj- #750 million
2. 2face-#650million
3. Psquare-#600million
4. 9ice-#500million
5.Olumaintain-#350million
6.KC Presh-#285million
7.Ruggedman-#200million
8.Banky w-#100million
9.Wande Coal-#85million
if Duncan Mighty no de der, then youre wrong... tho i aint his fan
10. M.I-#45million
FamilyRe: Should Husbands Hide Money From Their Wives? by Abyzan(m): 3:37pm On Jul 19, 2013
nahhhh....theres love in sharing
CrimeRe: Baby Stabbed 90 Times By His Mum For Biting Her During Breastfeeding by Abyzan(m): 3:01pm On Jul 19, 2013
this kind old pikin still de suck breasthuh
TravelRe: Nigerian Dies At JFK Airport In New York by Abyzan(m): 2:52pm On Jul 19, 2013
much painful loss....be prepared! you know not when your time on earth will exhaust....Jesus is the way
EducationRe: ASUU And ASUP Strike: How Have You Been Spending Your Time? by Abyzan(m): 9:51am On Jul 09, 2013
BabaAlabi: How about some activities to pass the time....it involves condoms and lubricants
Condoms and lubricants well available....but where do the go †̥o?
Music/RadioRe: Timaya Ft D'banj - Mind Over Matter by Abyzan(m): 5:35pm On Jun 07, 2013
Bad mouth plenty....downloading the song! But I trust Timaya, he wouldn't do rubbish
PhonesRe: Tired Of Internet Subscription? Come In Here!!! by Abyzan(m): 3:56pm On Jun 01, 2013
shocked just got 1.5gb...i appreciate! look forward to 19gb package by the next banking day
PhonesRe: How To Reformatt (flash) Your Blackberry Os by Abyzan(m): 8:56am On Oct 29, 2012
Hope you guys are still alive? Pls Ȋ̝̊̅ can't find OS 7.1 for my blackberry 9780...what do Ȋ̝̊̅ do?
Car TalkRe: Range-Rover Evoque Involved In Accident In Abuja by Abyzan(m): 1:17am On Oct 20, 2012
dotna: how did we manage to make dis range envoque look very ordinary ? Well i am so glad to be a Lexus Lx570 fan ! cool
lexus has nothing good to offer...why not look to toyota where the designs were stole from?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Picture Of NDU Flood In Bayelsa by Abyzan(m): 12:31am On Oct 20, 2012
thats somewhere in Delta state....the situation at NDU wasnt that bad
PhonesRe: Did You Receive Airtime Bonus From MTN Today? by Abyzan(m): 2:03pm On Oct 01, 2012
[quote author=trae_z]True.

First testimony. It reads:

Your recharge of N1500 was successful. You've received N1500.00 MTN2MTN calls valid for 30 days! Dial *559# to see

Since nobody else so far has been successful i guess the promo only pertains to those who received the sms informing them some days back. My bad for the misinformation. F**ck MTN anyway.

Presently sef i have N600 bonus from the 500% thingy (My daily target is 120) and N1500 from this double recharge October 1st thing, in addition to my normal credit of over N1500.

Just tested it and they first deducted from the N600, leaving the N1500 for further use. Cool.

The phone i used to snap this has a cracked screen so snaps are now scrappy, plus the phone i recharged with is a basic phone.[/quote]so you had to blind ushuh

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