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The d last love dey made

searching4love:



THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. THEY ARE FULL OF IMMORALITY AND NOT ASHAMED TO DISPLAY IT IMAGINE A GIRL BITCHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY AND INLAWS. THIS IS A SHAME AND I WILL RATHER DIE SINGLE

Pls I wil nid ur unused pen*s wen am 98yrs

most gal tink a relationship is all abt love making. "If we go down into ourselves, we find that we possess exactly what we desire."

Dis story get small k leg *my opinion o* * hunger catch who eva quote me*

Mprex:
lol. Mba ke lowkey idagha mi oh. Mkpo abadie?

Idioke, eyen calabar

She is not as pretty as I tot

See hw tym fly? I cum rem wen me n tonto used 2 play hide n seek.

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

Guy I too like ur sincerity

menix:
Each tym I buy lux my Junior broda go finish am..
Abeg wo get lux?

Lol
, r u OK?

If u don't wan d hilux again y nt give it out, human being r funny.

ernie1234:
If actually you love your girl,stop those attention accolades you shower on those your office ladies and be blunt for a while to see how it will play. Or better still call your girlfriend in their presence all times to see how they will react.
Ladies are always jealous considering how they fight for your attention.
Be wise and protect your job

Thks man, God bless u

nickusoro:
*Looks at OP's DP...*

What's kind of jazz do you put on before leaving for work daily and before attracting your gf? That sh*t is phat, man.

BTW you gotta work on your diction, bro. Sounds more like straight ass crack

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

See ur teenage face, am asking 4 help, u r typing nonsense abt diction, I tell u I studied English?

buygala:
You mean you haven't been sacked yet? with this your rotten diction?


Anyway, your grammar aside...


Best solution is... Get one of the ladies to pour acid on you... Problem solved

Thks bro, wen I get home I will dot my i and cross t

I got scared each time I wan 2 ask for this help on nairaland because of the comments I read on NL. pls this is very serious & am not writing 4 fun bt seriously need ur advice.
In my office we r just 2 males wit 14 females,
I dress very well because I don't depend on my monthly paid, I also make musical video, so it always so easy for them 2 get attracted 2 me knowing dat I can always help even wen salary is not paid.
Wen I started work, I enjoyed the attention n love I received fr all my female colleagues n d office romances, I even won d best well dress staff of d yr 2013 n 2014 bt its not funny any more as three of my female frnds in office almost kill themselves 2day wit reason dat one of dem stole my attention fr dem. if my boss get 2 know abt dis my job is at stake cus my office is own by a pastor . I was so ashamed wen my HOD told me, "u r d cause of all dis distractions." If my girlfrnd get 2 hear of dis too its trouble 4 my relationship. I don't want to loose my job or my galfrnd who I luv so much. pls frnds help me? I desperately need ur help

Wat is d meaning of SAI added 2 Buhari name? if Buhari no win election den I go know say dis country is worst dan Sodom. Dis man is really accepted

Zohan:
Who took the picture?

My gateman took d pic

Zohan:
Who took the picture?

My gateman took d pix

AceVentura:
My wife is out of the country so I'm alone this Valentine's day but she gave me the best present ever.



A healthy baby boy! I need nothing else & I'm grateful to Almighty God.


I release the same gift to all the people on this forum that are looking for children. May God do much more than He did for me to you all.


I await cries of babies in November 2015.

Am so happy 4 u, God bless ur wife

Rilwayne001:
Those animals that gave birth to you are the ones that will die of HBP, you know they are sad and depressed because of your predicament, your mother (goat) has been paralyzed by stroke, is'nt it? am sure trailer will kill dat cow that impregnate her.

Dis gal will kill me wit laugh

I wrote boldly on my TV screen " Happy Val my luv" wen my gf saw it, she gav me d hug of a century. it was so romantic

Johnsonsp:
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My idea is maybe the dedu wife is what yoruba's call lakirebotoO who as no private part. don't mind my yoruba spilling oo.. Or Maybe during her runs days pu**y done spoil like well.. Or she lie to be vegin to her husband b4 they get married y her strong room don turn Konga. O boy cheat on her as much as u know but be careful of HIV oooo

O boy! see child were him papa waste money 2 send sch. "spilling, vegin" lol

u said he confided in u yet u still brought it 2 nairaland. R u a tatafo?If u lik u settle down if u no like u settle up. It change nothing. E-amebo

I knew dis gal ws related to animals or she has bin sleeping wit one Cus she behave lik one

I knew dis gal ws related 2 animals or she has bin sleeping wit one Cus she behave as one

jaybee3:
Face front

Dis got me laughing all day

Dis days all girls claim 2 b raped. Years back my woman told me same tin. nawa ooooo

One tin I luv abt APC is dat dey tel us wat dey will do once in power rather than PDP which kip on telling us hw bad pple are.

none of d nonsense is true, jus d figment of d op imagination.

see dog n bitches

2baba I hail thee, go ahead n make another baby fr pero 2 complete d football team. u go mak beta coach than Keshi

Better concentrate, otherwise u will soon cum here 2 create a new thread "Ten things I did 2 av five carry over in one semester." tank me later